Ax A Pirate #8

[Xanzuban]

This was a great little idea here, in some ways I actually liked it more than ask a ninja....but seeing as ask a ninja came first and already got so popular this little "spinoff" if you will...never had a chance.

Sad, but the ninja's one this one through the element of surprise...cuz...they're NINJA'S.......sneaky little bastards

[R4D800]

what happened to ax a pirate

[chavolokiyo1]

fuck you puto if you aint mexican your not a pirate get your own culture bitch.

[ptrvcdsn]

By what definition is a Pirate a Mexican, if anything the first major pirates were the Vikings, viking being old English for pirate, and at any rate, their have been pirates in every section of the world were the sea meets land.

[cmwissy]

in your opinion

[piratezkickarse]

f**king gypses....

[gaelicsnake]

to all the wonderfully great people who consider this a ripoff.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So enjoy it, laugh a little, and go away.

Also, pirates rule.

[tonelar415]

Ax A Pirate pwns... when is episode 9 coming out?

[kxmode]

So what's it going to take to get you and that Ask a Ninja guy together in a wrestling cage?!

[Grunker2700]

These guys should really do something together. Ax a Pirate and Ask a Ninja. I bet it'd make for great comedy.

Plus, it would shut up all the "[insert irritating voice] Ask a ninja is better!" "Na-aaah! Ax a pirate is better!" "No way! Ask a ninja is better!"-people.

[godessofrock516]

it takes 697 licks

[BlueFireZ88]

"NO PIRATE SHALL EVER GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP!" Great stuff!

[nARUTOdRACON]

Gay. He stole the quik camera angles, and totally fails at the impossibly easy concept of talking like a pirate.

[whoisthesteve]

Yeah, Pirates don't actually rule either. . .

[slipintothevoid]

wow.

[Kengirl01]

In case anyone else is wondering, it takes about 250 licks to touch the chocolaty center, and about 2,500 licks to completely reveal it.

[AskACholaTV]

What happened to this dude? His just stopped making vids? He's really funny. I hope he comes back.

[ChristianHayes]

This is a bad rip off to Ask A Ninja. This isn't even funny, despite it being a rip off of an idea.

[Cryoslave]

its because of the never ending battle between ninjas and pirates, its not really a copy but more like something to spite it. But since this isnt even funny you can see that us ninjas own at one more thing...comedy ^^

[gamedudelp]

Grog???? wtf are you guys vikings too????? secondly couldnt a pirate simply keep one tootsie pop and eat it forever????and thirdly i quickly visited your site and DAMN it sucks

[windweaker]

I love this!

[Landlubber0918]

I hope this guy didn't die!! He's funnier than ask a ninja! He cant just disappear!!! COME BACK PIRATE!!

[windweaker]

Amen!

[Jgraypatt]

We should send The Ninja out to find our missing buddy. After all, if anyone can find a pirate it's a ninja!

You hear that Pirate!? If you don't start posting again soon we're send The Ninja to find you!

[CptBones]

I demand more videos! And you can't say no to the captain! Rawr.

[SonicPsycho]

I wonder who would win in a fight, this dude, or the guy from "ask a ninja".

[dannon857]

Lol, did you notice you placed the eye patch on the wrong eye?

[mrrickles]

Actually, he's flipping the camera back and forth, so everything gets reversed every now and then.

[windweaker]

They mirror-reflect it.

[per4mr4christ]

You're incredible. Love the vids! Actor?? (I mean professional...)

[Energyone]

I wish he would have at least posted why he stopped.

[anroroco]

Yo, mate, no more videos? c'mon, they sure are funny! MORE, MORE, MORE!

[taidopojo]

WE WANT MORE VIDEOS!!!! :D

[cruelhazel]

If you put up a new segment soon, I'll let you board me and get to the center of MY tootsie pop.

*rar*

[roman1967]

Where are you pirate???

[melekashiro]

Yo ho ho pirate! We miss you!

[CeresVictoria360]

LOL! Pirates might not be able to fight the powers of the Tootsie Pop, but they can sure as heck fight to get it out of their eyes!

~Another Scurvey Pirate~

[jeffreyedwards]

cool

[Jimbodiny]

You should be on TV, so creative you be. I may offer you a chance to entertain the boys on me next vollage.

[Zomborg]

LMAO.

[verdatum]

pirates are infinitely funnier than ninjas. I've been waiting too long for the next question.

[melekashiro]

Hey Pirate! Were are you! We miss You here im Brazil

[sethesh]

FCKING AWESOME XDD

[dark3zz]

is he the ninja too ? ^^

[AAisforLosers]

I can't get enough of this . . . Ooh, I got the Indian shooting at the star! lmao!

[HEARTLESSgirl]

LOL! I never get to the center either. Well for a different reason. I don't like the center. My friends and i actually counted how many licks it took during a long feild trip. It was like 1,700 or something. That was crazy and took forever. Unless u are really bored out of yer mind and as a last resort, i don't recommend it.

[AxelObcessed]

LMFAO! i loved the screaming bit.

"And that is why pirates ****ing hate gypsies." <-- best pirate guy line yet, lol.

[ohmigosh]

"That's why pirates f**cking hate gypsies." 'Tis a moment that I will remember until the next Ask A Ninja comes out....then I'll run around quoting that for a week.

[muddyeyes]

I like how his eyepatch keeps switching eyes. ;)

[BleachGirl]

HAHAHA gooooooo pirates!

[TheCrazyLunatic]

um... itsn't it Toosie ROLL pop?

[muddyeyes]

Umm... in the classic commercial, the little naked boy asks Mr. Turtle and Mr. Owl:

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

It's parodying the commercial, goober, so they use the nickname.

[CeresVictoria360]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHOCOLATE! I GOT TO THE CHOCLATE, But I too am A Pirate, and I've gotten to the center, how long ago did you do this?

[Cordam]

Ax a pirate vs Ask a Ninja= pwn! the ninja got attacked by the parrot and was kicked off board by the pirates wooden leg ^^

[hazardundertaker666]

i love the screamin bit lol

[AirFreakX]

This is the awesome shit in the toilet that is my life. This is the Golden Hemmorroid on the ass that is entertainment. THIS IS PIRATE STUFF!!

[yarghdotcom]

bwahahahah! well put matey! I'll be seeing you around, um no that you'll see ... uh... awkward... gotta go.

[megavela]

hahahahahahaha, nice one

[Cordam]

if nitflick and boogiewoodie (or whatever their names are) comes to comment here, plz don't copy+paste ur texts... Nitflick is a spamming idiot that loves caps lock and bad spelling and Bookiewoodie is just lame...

need a theme song, try Pirates of the carribean or One Piece =)

[Mefuki]

Great stuff, man. Keep it up.

[VancouverDriver]

I've never seen the Pirate and the Ninja in the same place at the same time... just sayin.

One of them could be Superman.

[xCinemaCriminalx]

HA! HA! I hope you can fix your eye in time for the next show!

[moviecritik]

outstanding! you've really come along with these... gotta come up with a theme song though.

[nothingtosay]

pirates of the caribbean rocked

[lakeinthedark]

The Ninja bad mouthed Pirate's of the Carribien. Are you gonna take that?

[DarthAve]

OH SNAP!! TOOTSIE POPS ARE NINJA CANDY!!