Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

[youglop]

dashing through the sand... with a bomb strapped to my back... i have a nasty plan... for christmas in iraq! i got through checkpoint a... but not through checkpoint b... thats when i got shot in the a** by the u.s. military!!!

[ronievanzant]

GUITAR GUY!!!!!!!!

[cheatmaster66]

what is that song at 1:29

[TomMark182]

just a scale.

either a harmonic minor or the phrygian dominant scale

[ScarMac1]

@cheatmaster66 its an arab melody, that why achmed called him a "racist bastard"

[cheatmaster66]

YOU RACIST BASTERD!!!!!!

[CrystalDragonSlave97]

lol i love achmed peanut is pretty cool too but i love walter

[geyserwatcher]

you play guitar hero? i kick your ass.

okay. maybe at halo.

[DeathWish196]

"dashing thrue the sand, with a bomb straped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in iraq!" LOL! ROFL!

[jennsgt]

LMAO!! AWESOME!

[WeeDawg13]

I saw this show last night it awesome I love Achmed and Guitar Guy they rule Jeff Dunham is Amazing

[duftyboy323]

haha the guy below doesnt know he does drug :S

[chakamakka]

woehoe that was awesome!!!

[Hitz1989]

DAT WAS JOKE!!!

"........every time i cough my nut keep faling off"

lmao

[ElmerstigG]

Holy grab! xD That is the best.. ;) And silnce night..

[dpyro2007]

lmfao

[soccerperson126]

hilarious

[sanguinius01]

ahahahahahahahahhahhahhaahhaha­hahahahahaahahhahahahahjahahah­ahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaahh­aahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahhahahahahahhahhh....er­rr...funny

[keancallalily008]

what is the song on 1:28??

[nevahstopthamusic]

omg, i love it.

i'm in love with Achmed hahahaha!

[REPPIN559]

watched 10 times still funny as hell

[hiphollzz]

dashing throo the sand with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq, i got throo chek point 8, but not throo check point b, then i got shot in the ass by the us miletary!!

legend

[Zopez]

He says "I Got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B".. Not Checkpoint 8 :P

[hiphollzz]

lol, i discovered that 5 mins after i posted my comment :P

[lalocow]

"hey u now that x-box game guitar hero..i kick ur ass... well maybe at halo" OMG lololooololololol

[xxadminxx2]

funny stuff

[L1MU]

this is the best video 4ever

[Breb12]

Your'e racist basterd!

[rrlc6]

I want this as a ringtone!! My kids love it and so do I! Too funny!!!

[HHdabomb]

funniest ever!

[BHMTR]

He should do peanut and achmed if he could. that will be a must watch show

[KagomeRox27]

i got through cheackpoint A but not through cheackpoint B thats when I got shot in the ass by the US melatary! LOL

[SamusFreek1]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD That is my new halo3 "Rockets" Slayer match theme song XD

[sanguinius01]

How dose he think of this ?

[arshsingh1984]

lol

that was just awesome! haha

[blackkissi]

In 03:57 - 04:03 he says:

perhaps it would be muth safer as a (?******?) store night (?******?)

What are those 2 words? Reply plz.

[johnnyboy184]

convenience store night clerk

[ukraininoak]

convience ; clerk

[superkakemann]

hilarious!

[m4t1z3]

oh holy crap, i thing i blew my foot off! hahaha

[courtzo25]

Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I-kill-you!

[DoctorSusan]

hahahahaha, this is so funny!!!!!

[courtzo25]

Ohh...

Jingle Bombs, Jingle bombs, mine blew up you see,

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?

Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs you're soldiers shot me dead,

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head,

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store clerk.

[courtzo25]

Convenience store /night/ clerk ;DD

[courtzo25]

Dashing through the sand,

With a bomb strapped to my back,

I have a nasty plan,

For Christmas in Iraq,

I got through checkpoint 'A'

But not through checkpoint 'B'

That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military...

[thenewmco]

this is sooo racist.

[blackgowndesigns]

I LOVE it!

[dukeofscouts]

ok maybe a halo

[Hardcore4Terror]

and then my favourite, SILENTS night

[xMissVengeance]

Haha, that's Synyster Gates father!

{Guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold.}

Kinda funny.

HAHA, I love the song!

Or how he says;

my favorite; SILENCE night..

Hilarious! <33

[AmonNoir]

Achmed's fuckin awsome, as always of course ;)

[JBayBay2]

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back,I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Irac! rofl

[aznxboixbrandon]

rofl! lmfao!!!!

[bobtheboss1]

i want more

[malwinan]

lmfao

[XxWolterxX]

Pretty funny !

[CountryRox123]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[surskis18]

SILENCE night

[HillbillyDoll]

Racist? Don't be so sensitive  :S

[Ivisia]

It's awesome xD

[theBlooddrawnvampire]

he don't know he do drugs lol XD

[sk8rofz00y0rk]

ok maybe halo.... lol

[droogwit]

truly fucking awesome, best video ever nice one to achphlemned and his bony ass! btw happy christmas all

[avraxyn]

Roflmao!!!!!! funniest shit ever!!!

BTW Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah everyone!!!!!

[kpjeffy]

funnt!!!!

[phtpm]

lol!!!!!

[pakataa]

I love it! XD Silence...night :D:D:D

[Mirry83]

This is so funny!!!

[baZza1337]

OMG LOOOOOL XD

[kent2pallmall]

=))

[istallion34]

is this the miami improv?

[istallion34]

is the miami improv

[trigunracing]

lmao silence night i love it :P ^^

[NuCatastrophe]

"ok maybe halo..."

XD i love him...

[rockinreble12]

i have a nasty plan for christmas in irac!!!! so funny

[ronievanzant]

lol jeef dunham rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gothicalee]

hahaha I love this! it's soo funny (:

[thefray777]

lol...Bin Laden is coming to town...

[666gothicbunni666]

SILENCE night. Genious!

[dasPetty]

cool ^^

[PaulBrookfield]

I used to think this guy was funny. Now I'm seeing heaps of racism in the act and I find it offensive. The Americans can either keep thinking like this and loose their priveledged place in the world, or evolve with the rest of humanity and survive.

[DerekEasley]

Paul your about a dumb ass..anyone that thinks that was racism I hope gets to meet one of those Towel-heads on thier front door step and then you will change your opinion!!!..and you can take your.."I think its offensive" and shove it up somewhere..if you dont like it dont watch it!!!..it is that easy.

[PaulBrookfield]

I'm especially offended at being talked to by someone called 'Derek'. Are you like 80-something? Is that why you have touble formulating comprehendable sentences?

[lordgaladedrid]

Please, your from the UK, bet your one of the many muslims that plague that country. Fuck politically correctness.

[PaulBrookfield]

It's 'you're' not 'your'. I'm not a muslim, but given the choice between being an American, I'd chose being a muslim any day. Oh.... and before you ask, yes I fuck men too!

[lordgaladedrid]

Its the internet, like I care about spelling. As Derek said, you don't like it, don't watch it. If you don't like our attitude, as the Aussies said, FUCKING LEAVE.

[PaulBrookfield]

How can I leave America when I'm in England? Where are you gonna live anyway when either Ron Paul, Hilary Clinton or Obama get the top job? They're all left wing and that's gonna leave you fascists out in the cold. Happy new year old man.... We bi-sexual, muslim loving, peace hugging liberal lefties are the internet, so how can we leave? xxx

[nerdy44]

Man...as the saying goes...SILENCE!!!I KILL YOU!!!!Man, what a classic...

[AeZpen]

So sad, hehehe, He dont know he does drugs ;P

[sanguinius01]

holy crap

[namceface3]

actually...it`s not that funny ....its funny...just not hilarious funny ...

[folgoraEX]

and now my favorite: SILENCE night :D so funny !

[KISS454545]

i kiilllll you yearhhh

[kittymaster800]

cuzz i kill you!!!...go do ur drugs gutair guy!!

[addictedzzz]

ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[lax313131]

SILENCE!

ahahahahaha

[lax313131]

WOOO love ahmed!

[reffup]

Achmed... not ahmed

[Ellisgyl]

Achmed is actually spelt ahmed though?

[reffup]

no its not you moron its ACHMED

[Elinetj]

hahaha lmao :p that guy's gooooood :D

[trollovski]

or.. priddy goooooooooooooooddd

in the words of bubba J lol

[fozzie111]

y he sais racist bastard?? i don't get that:( can some1 tell me?:P

[newabortion515]

he calls him a racist bastard cuz the guitar guy plays an Arabian tune instead of a Christmas song

[OpiumButterfly]

The guy plays an arabic style riff on his guitar, Achmed is an arabic name and I'm sure you get the rest

[fozzie111]

ok.. i thought so, but 2nd time listened i was doubting..thnx guys ;)

[trollovski]

coz it's meant to sound like african music or summot... i think lmao

[Murmur621]

the type of music the guitar guy played

[LadyFagen]

Oh Holy Crap... lol! Guitar guy come out here please. Whoa listen to that. Backstage he was doing drugs, I know he was! *laughing* He don't know he does drugs. You racist bastard! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!

[johnnyboy184]

I KILL YOU,ha ha Jeff Dunham you are the man

[mam0mrd]

MARAZ!!

[Kneipen]

you know that X-box game guitar hero..? i kick your ass..

...

...maybe halo..?

[sasukekuuun]

thank you guitar guy. go backstage and do your drugs now. XD!!!!!!

[isuitaru]

preaaa , masaaaaaaaaaa =)) =)) =))

[Cazzidy2007]

awesome

[uynwarh101]

drugy guitar guy

[DragonKiller84]

haha, jeff Dunham rox!!

[baramovich]

---____ SUPER ____---

[tridante]

aahahahahahahahaha

[johnniz13]

HAHA Paddy, prøver å bli rå populær nå ell?

[KennyKrub]

oh, dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan, for xmas in Iraque

I got through checkpoint A

but not through checkpoint B

that's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military

Ooooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs

Mine blew up UC (?)

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

[KennyKrub]

Ooooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs your soldier shot me dead the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man but every time I cough thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done I need to find some work perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient-store night-clerk

[KennyKrub]

Ooooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs

I think I got screwed

don't laugh at me

because I'm dead

or I'll kiiiiilllll youuuuu

I KILL YOU!

[lillesta30]

he rocks

[pimp76ers]

you racist bastard

hey you know that xbox game guitar hero, he he i kick ur ass

ok maybe halo

[lisa09lc]

ahhh i loved this!!! awesome!

[jrlaven48]

Thanks for Sharing. I really enjoyed this one.

[peachesrock003]

Ahhh thats so funny.

Guittaaarrrr guyyyyyy ohhhh guitarrrrr guyyyyy

[berclz]

ahhh, that's good shit

[DEEzREN]

He is funny ^^

[geggen89]

Gotta Love him!