Total Atheist Pwnage!

[alianchild]

What, exactly, makes you think that you have "owned" anyone?

[gazthefunky39]

Oh shit, I feel so owned.

[SiriusMined]

It takes more to "own" someone than simply to say "owned"

[DoubterApe]

I'm offensive and i find this christian.

[eventhisidistaken]

...makes as much sense as any Christian or Muslim video claiming to pwn atheists.

[HerrSerker]

You DO have a lot of time on your own, don't you?

[joerussoe2]

this was bozz

[TurumbarTurin]

@joerussoe2 It's spelled "botch".

[mostretardedawards]

What's the purpose of this video?

[mostretardedawards]

Whats the purpose of this video?

[TheNarcMan]

Did anyone else feel dirty after watching this?

[winterstellar]

This guy HAS to be a "Poe"! He's helping the atheists much more than most atheists on YouTube!! : )

[TheNarcMan]

This video is your brain on religion. Do with that information what you will.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

lol this ausie wigger even lacks the intelligence to make humor.

[Hoganply]

Utterly gay.

[FatRakoon]

What the hell is this shyte?



[rubberbulletsofsteel]

Is this a metaphor for how Theists drown out logic with prayer?

[wokkitout]

Porn for theists.

[truevoiceofsanity]

kind of stupid, no thought was required to produce your video

[cwross1976]

what evidence?

[easyas314]

So dumb.

Theists need to be owned, I do not.

[desasterz]

That was the funiest thing in the world! Great music.

[atlantasbest]

TAX THE CHURCH!!!! IT'S A BUSINESS AND IT NEEDS TO BE TAXED!!!!

[Awsomo666]

@atlantasbest Don't be silly that would solve our global economy, religious organisations work better when people are poor you should know that.... lol

[atlantasbest]

@Awsomo Churches are a businesses and they should be taxed. It's only fair. Religious organizations work better with poor people? It's funny that you mention that, since the Pope lives in his mansion in the Vatican and pastors live in wealthy neighborhoods! You Christians say you follow "Christ" but Christ never enriched himself, in fact he once told a follower once that if we want to follow him (Jesus) than to get rid of his riches and follow him. All religions are Hippocrates and you know it!

[Awsomo666]

@atlantasbest Whoa! Calm down pal I was being sarcastic, I was agreeing with what you said. "You Christians" Dude I'm the last person you should be calling Christian, or a theist for that matter.

I said religious organisations work better when people are poor, in other words if people are poor then they are prone to persuasion and control. That is why the pope is so rich.

Don't get so angry next time =D 

[atlantasbest]

@Awsomo666 Okay I apologize, I read your statement wrong. Money is generated in churches, therefore religions are businesses to me. I don't care if is a cathedral, church, synagogue, mosque or even a Buddhist temple for that matter. I believe in separation of church and state.

[Grymmorgan]

The only possible way in which this poorly-timed, unreadably-fast, montage-challenged nightmare of plagiarized footage could have owned an atheist is if the editor was, himself, an atheist. And then, said pwnership would have been limited exclusively to editorial criticism. L2Argue. O.o

[SkelanimalKitteh]

LOLWUT

[cosmicforums]

So is it typical for Christians to steal movie clips and music that they havent paid royalties for? Or was that just the maker of the crappy video made of stolen intellectual property? I wonder what Youtube will say if I send them a message about questionable copyright violations on this account?

[bernygagne]

You guys found empirical evidence of God's existence, have you?

Because that is the only way you are ever going to "own" me.

[billenh]

what's not to get? 

[BrytaPlanka]

I dont get it...

[dibaterman]

LMAO so this music is what goes on in the mind of a theist when they hear a materialist rationalizing away the subject of faith?

[Bampy]

Did... Did my I.Q. Drop? Did anyone else have their I.Q. Drop by this? Anyone?

[TheProtony]

@Bampy

My head hurts

[TheSysDef]

@the director of this video

you need professional help, man!

[BlackMoridin]

actually the fact that comment's and sutch is left on alone, makes me think...

this is not meant as a serious theist vid.

[shamantics]

OH SNAP WE ATHEISTS JUST GOT OWNED! /finger-snaps and walks away west-side-story-style...

[bary1234]

Whow, religious people are this desperate now?

Nice work dude, you just keep on hammering more nails in the coffin of your useless superstition.

[jamesrands]

Was I "owned" by having been stupid enough to watch this crap?

[lupocephalic]

And then, of course, PZ Myres went on to pwn Mr Beale and you stopped making anti-atheist videos.

But ... Nice try.

Not really ... I'm just trying to make you feel better... u r teh gaiboi. ktxbai.

[Uccib]

I'm confuzzled, I want to believe your messing around... but if your not, then really your not helping your cause against atheism, overall i found your video humorous.

[MasterOfFlash92]

Believers of religion are like hitler in a way.

The us could have taken hitler out in 1944 but they realized that hitler was hurting germany more then he was hurting the rest of the world so they didnt take the shot, and what do you know :p he did screw up pretty darn bad didnt he!

[rjbeads]

what's the song? steve vai?

[rjbeads]

what's the song?

[TwistedS0uL]

Epic Fail.

[TheNismojunky]

I am so fucking confused. Wtf was this video even about? ...fail

[sparbaroku]

YOU SUCK you havent owned anybody at all.

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

Just a bunch of videos put together...?

[Krazed2Kraze]

I don't get it. What's the arguement? Sadly, this is about as good as religious arguements go.

[hdregmore]

Fat Cat rocks. Whatever happened to him? Perhaps he was a transitional species.

Great video.

[PS3angelus72]

72 people think they got owned

495 people are intelligent atheists

[DNAunion]

@PS3angelus72

Make that 496.

[LocoShock90]

don't you guys see the joke? talking animals, just like us, they evolved guys, why so mad??

This is funny =D

U guys are worse than the religious peoples xD

[Narwal88]

Excellent video. Whenever I want to prove how stupid creationists are, this video would be at the top of my list.

All you need is the refrain: "Na na na na..." etc.

I think the collective intellectual power used to produce this video would be insufficient to move a cockroach one inch.

[10percentAtheist]

The sentence "I pwned this video," actually pwns this video. This is just utter failure. (Woohoo, I sound like Simon Cowell!)

[Scrapheap71]

All tat you've done is proove how much of a fucktard you are...

... wanker.

[firecrackerg60]

what the heck do i share this planet with? and you people get on in life! HOW??

[tommorellorules]

Steve Vai would be annoyed you used his song in this crapola

[catsgotmytongue]

I believe they may be suffering from the dunning-kruger effect.....

Made little sense and certainly doesn't strengthen their position any.

[Killjeser]

I laughed o hard!!! Thank you Trolls, for feeding the Dragon. :) The Dragon loves Trolls :D

[lordlollipop]

That I wasted one minute and thirty-two seconds of my life watching this vid makes me sad. That you wasted a whole lot more of your life making it makes me happy. Keep it up.

[PseudoTinGod]

I'm... ummm... at a loss. I hope this was a satire, because if it's not, believers are hurting their cause faster than the evidence can.

[Aerensiniac]

@PseudoTinGod

Theism and the denial of theism (both respectively) mean you are irrational.

Alas, the USA made mainstream atheists are not a bit better than the religions they are stepping up against.

They have their own symbol, their own evangelists, their own fund raisers and weekly gatherings, lastly: there is no way to prove that a god cant exist, yet they believe it strongly.

Spend a few more millions on putting out posters through half America and rant on about "closet atheists".

A joke.

[yaegj7780]

lol god hates this video

[yaegj7780]

lol, god hates this video

[yaegj7780]

lol, god hates this video

[Futureplanet]

so very very sad. "What are a going to do with this problem of dickheads?" Chopper Reid.

[Feralus69]

I don't get it... is this a satire?

[dankuck]

Thanks for proving that [some] atheist commenters forget their senses of humor too.

[ViperRob42]

I found some of this strangely compelling...

[Trevor10]

u know, no-a-days atheists are pretty much the majority on the net, and theres a reason for it.

[Calhor]

Wow, I feel the incoherence peaking here...

[catizzlefunfun]

MICHAEL JACKSON OWNED ATHEIST LOL

[StealingUrSoul999]

owned......?? hmm, ur right, ill convert to a religion which was written by people who by the way, are very creative, and tell everyone if they dont believe the same as me they will go swimming in fire for making errors that are part of human nature.....or live in the sky for devoting your life to someone whom you supposedly owe a big debt to........but at least i'll be rational, right??

[aguteempasil]

how does different clips from movies and commercials pwn anyone at all? you just pwnd your own time with this one.

[honkyxadonis]

sad, strange, little man

[ilovetheview47]

u owned yourself

[thebrassdubliner]

Sooooo...... the pwnage? Will it be in part two? Or will that also be completely pointless?

[LordKilmir]

Yes atheists pwn!

Or wasn't that the point you were making?

[uuduu7]

What the .. ???

[fliplynch]

i think jesus was mainlining mescaline ,,,and you've been drinking the blood of christ without a chaser.

[BoooDave]

I am genuinely confused as to what this video was for or what it was meant to accomplish. Was it just for fun? was it meant to mock someone (if so, who?). I really confused.

[TheThrillingTheist]

i don't think the point was to pwn athiests, i think he was trying to entertain, but he failed, miserably

[JAndrad1991]

OWNED

[boorens18]

bored after 0:16 lol far as I got.

[JAndrad1991]

Drumming monkey FTW!!!

[lespaul588]

It's from an advert for cadburys dairy milk (chocolate) :-P

[mfjeff]

have you ever been in an actual debate with someone who claims to be a non believer?

if so i would really like to see

[giggletronics]

this is the youtube equivalent of a 5 year old saying "atheists are all dumb butts with fart faces!" I mean really, this might be the most primordial form of mockery i can imagine. do you have no respect for yourself?

[genesarereal]

In fact id be so bold as to say that you have alienated all religions except maybe Buddhists. Youve certainly alienated the scientific community. About the only people you've helped are atheists, cult worshipers and people who practice voodoo who believe in the un-dead or zombies. Again... LOL

[genesarereal]

Mate I think you just owned yourself and ironically helped the atheist cause. In trying to understand this video which I might add is no easy task, you've elevated animals to the status of humans. Most religious people and certainly 90% of religions would not consider animals above or equal humans. They dont consider animals as having the same abilities, or even having souls l.ike humans do. ...LOL

[ThatAtheistGuy20]

lol. bless your little cotton socks.

You must have worked so hard on that video, it doesnt make any sense tho.

[Sgagnot]

Only christians think we evovled from monkies.

[Naked4Jesus]

Seems like a lot of effort to make an incoherent video that has no explanatory power nor basis for rational thought. Some of it was funny though, I like the gorilla on the drums too. : P

[Tobsy1981]

I would have 5 starred it if it were 2 minutes of the gorilla playing the drums but this is just stupid.

[Thatonedude917]

How does this own anyone at all?

[UninstallingWindows]

@Thatonedude917

it owns the creator of this video.

this movie has more information in it than in the brain of the person who made it.

[SuperHippyHater]

@Thatonedude917 no clue .. just let them have the satisfaction they might just up for a good few seconds

[ndvak13]

@Thatonedude917 The only owning was apparently self-inflicted owning. I hope this is satire, but something tells me it was a particularly stupid theist.

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

My only explanation for the incredible inanity of this video is that, as Conquestidore suggests, Jamie is ridiculing the religious point of view, though if he is, he could still do better in that respect. Check out EdwardCurrent for some good religious satire.

[fnanfne]

To Uploader: I am not an atheist but this video was by far the crappiest attempt to refute them! C'mon, try a little harder as this video just shows everyone how shit we are!!

[StupidLittleNobody]

Well it was definitely monkey with a typewriter, but it wasn't even close to Shakespeare.

[Conquestidore]

Jamie has to be an atheist in disguise, destroying Christianity's case from the inside....

[CmdrTobs]

I think that too about Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter Glenn Beck and Rush Limbo

[Conquestidore]

hahah yeah them too

[brucegrenehan1]

Well, that makes me want to convert.

[scumpic]

It would be cool if you made some sort of point.

[tisaunde]

I don't understand how you are pwning people... The was absolutely no information in this video.

[dannyboy666999]

. . . . . . self ownage i think it should be renamed lol

[matlock044]

u stoopid athiests gut pwneddz dumassses

[MegaBlastoise99]

@matlock044 yes, we are the retards, we have so much evidence and open minded thinking, but no, you are not a dumbass, you go and spit out your stupid insults, no evidence whatsoever, but no, you are smart, we are dumb...

[xdkwallen742]

um.. i don't even get the part of this being insulting?

[zeratul1987]

must be some subliminal messages in the video as immediately after it I went out and burned the book origin of species...the flame flickered and spoke to me! It said the atheists are correct, there is no rational proof of god, chill out and enjoy life....so there you have it, a fire told me that atheism is the way, Christians what more proof do you need?

[piip4]

Oh wow! You're right!

I burned that shitty door-stopper, and it told me the same thing.

[LethalSystem]

Oh man i totally feel worthless after watching this insulting video.

The best part of the video was 2:12

[vonkruel]

take THAT atheists !!

?!

[golfbuddieszing]

well at least your choice of song was good- steve vai lol, unfortunately your video makes absolutely no sense, you've simply backed my athiest beliefs by showing me how truly shit theists are at formulating rational arguments, seriously... what is this?

[Acrochordus]

wait.. wat?

[anidoodles]

i love this!! pity he did what most christians do and just ended up pwning himself.

[saelaird]

Poor guy who posted this shit must feel so humiliated at all the neg comments!

What a dipshit.

[AspiringScoundrel]

This piece of 'work' is so juvenile...it's almost surreal. Devolution in action.

[MistertheSpike]

Your definition of pwnage is different from the rest of ours.

[Ganestran]

this video makes more sence than bible

[rationaldan]

I think this video is a joke, has to be lol

[Outmind01]

Putting the crappy video aside WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT TRACK IN THE BEGINNING, ITS FRIGGIN AMAZING!

[tekproxy]

I remember back in the day, using "owned" meant something.

[sacredbunny246]

So owned. Totally convincing. I'm Christian now. After watching that video I have decided that rationality is not the way to understand how the universe really is and instead will blindly follow whatever an ancient book tells me. You have opened my eyes with your wonderful arguments.

Really... did you think this video really owns anyone?

[LaWrytr]

Let's see, so you basically say atheists are "OWNED"... in such a way where an appropriately well thought out response could be; "AM NOT OWNED, YOU ARE".

Were there any other points in your video to refute?

[deadlyrhythm]

Ha, this is pretty funny. Totally retarded but funny.

[lewisner]

Thank you for handing me my atheist ass on a plate.

[Teknofoyle]

i thought the parts with gorilla drumming were hilarious, it all around made me laugh, i dont even care that you were making fun of people i like it did nothing but make me happy

[toneemontaigne]

Laughable - if just for the silliness of its content coupled with the obvious earnestness of its creator.

It's comforting to know that there are some fine Christian thinkers out there designing such intelligent videos...

[ladyboyloadsdotcom]

Shrug...dont get it

[jjmcowboy]

WOW!!!! You owned the shit out of me. I'll be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life now.

I know... I'll show a bunch of random clips backed up with Dragonforce background music to a group of Christians.. that'll show em.

[macharius188]

Ladies and Gentlemen. We have ourselves, a Troll.

[discosqueakyfly]

I get it... if you SAY you pwned someone, it makes it true. Well then, i just pwned you like i pwned yer mom last night. Have a good'un!

[charlieapeshit]

I kinda feel bad for you. it looks like you spent alot of time on this getting the music to match and everything. and it just ended up being the biggest pill of shit i think i ever watched.

[f1br30p7ix]

I don't get it.

[Bojaxs]

what?

[p016264]

I'd have gladly watched another rickroll over this.

[irish1dave]

worst thing ive ever watched.

[Hzqi]

Holy shit, this is gold.

[Yazzarh]

This has got to be one of the funniest, nonsensical videos i have ever watched.

[Engletroll]

How where they owned?

[TheFifthApes]

This is a form of psychological high treason.

[TeaBagJizzer]

WTF? Rock'n Roll is the devils music this is BLASPHEMY!!!!!!! I SEE YOU IN HEEEEEEEEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....­..from heaven

[Vegasgodless]

We're sorry this video is no longer available, I suppose the atheist won this one hands down!! LOL...

[uporabnik]

What is this ownage about? Is seems just as good as any god.

[luffarantastarn]

Eh? What the hell is this shit?

[emfederin]

Where's the part that shows how "owned" I am? Did I miss something?

[redtortoise76]

faggotry

[DanLightning]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[MotionFur]

I think this is a documentary on the teachings of scientology.

[apacpaco]

So where in this video do the atheists get pwned? This vid sucks ass. I wish I could rate your vid -5 stars

[stlphotog]

Well, Pretty good except for the part where it doesn't show how any of them have been pwned.

[amartin7889]

Why does this video only have a 1 1/2? This is so stupid, it's brilliant. I shit myself, and I'm an atheist.

[smaugfrost]

"every atheist on the net" ?

Like Noam Chomsky, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris and Penn Gillette?

Wow. Your stupidity IS overwhelming.

[smaugfrost]

Are atheists supposed to be PWND by the sheer mindless stupid tedium of these vids?

I think, if I was forced to talk to this user, I would swear belief in whatever theism he offered, just in the vain hope he might shut his fucking idiotic cakehole.

[jschneider88]

i'm failing to see how this random montage "pwns" athiests in any way. garbage.

[Daxcheese]

Whats the name of the metal song ? :-)

[tommyk77]

'Get the Hell Outta Here' by Steve Vai from the Album 'The Elusive Light and Sound'

[Daxcheese]

Thanks

[Atheistflow]

So wait that who video was about how you believe in zombies lol

[MichealNBurress]

Furthermore intelligent you didnt address and of my arguments.