Creation Science Investigates: Rainbows.

[TheSkunkCat]

I think her brain is oozing into the ground. Then again I think it oozed off long ago. :)

[ahhninjadragon]

Who let her out side in the first place someone needs to tell the men in white coats she got out again.

[anirvanroy84]

Lol. What's oozing out of the ground?? There are slum children in mumbai who know the answer to ur rainbow phenomena. Yet they will never afford a sprinkler. Consider urself DAMN LUCKY!

[dj092768]

@EdyMar77-it's 3rd grade science here, too. In fact, in California (where this video was apparently made) it's taught in 1st,repeated in 2nd, and a core standard for ENTERING 3rd grade.

[aden302000]

OMG she's not serious right? Really???

[EdyMar77]

WTF ???? In my country , every 10 years old kid knows what a rainbow is , and how it works , its school science for fucks sake !!! In some countries Public school works great.

[billybush111]

God created the sprinkler rainbow as a sign he would never water the lawn again.

[OldskolFan]

Rainbows are due to the refraction of light with water. It is just spectrums of colors visible to the human eye. It is a beautiful part of nature. I use to believe what the bible said but as a kid, I saw the spectrum of colors when I turned on the sprinklers and thought, interesting? There is no flood so why a rainbow here. I do believe it is a spiritual reminder though; that after the rains, tears, or falls of water...there is something beautiful (a rainbow) to look forward to. It's God promise

[GoblinXXX]

I like all the sirens we hear in the background. Either the lady has called the authorities, or the Institution discovered she was missing.

[PinkProgram]

O.o humans are really depressing monkeys sometimes -_____- she doesn't know what a spectrum is? 

[fdasherv]

Okay, okay, cut her some slack. Sure refracted light is natural, but her water supply is also probably contaminated.

[PinkProgram]

@fdasherv yes the dreaded dihydrogen monoxide ;3 It contaminates water supplies around the world and is deadly if inhaled ;D

[fdasherv]

@PinkProgram lol, thanks H2O, but this spectrally challenged lady has every right to suspect the quality of municipal water, but I'd think the rainbow is a good sign. Poor thing is daemon haunted.

[dondude69]

She never played in sprinklers as a kid? Must have lived underground until recently.

[419Films]

It makes me wonder if this woman know how decidedly dense she has made herself appear to the world.

[azzy314159]

She should take to drinking Dehydrated Water.

[D3viouz1]

@azzy314159 LOL



[azzy314159]

A dumbshit speaks out her mind.

[TheSmackerlacker]

Ya' know, I think it's time we started teaching kids about optics in school. Refraction is some serious shit yo!

Really though, anyone with an accent like that is bound to be a dumbshit. It's not her fault she's a dumbshit. So, stop poking fun at the dumbshit.

[twistedH3L1X]

EPIC FAIL!!

[micometer]

This hick needs to learn her some learnin'.

[iluvdankitydank]

"oxygen supply"... LOL!!!

[TrevorBlack79]

This has nothing to do with creationists - this is just a paranoid delusional woman off her meds. Probably schizophrenic. I've seen quite a few of her vids, and she's a hardcore conspiracy theorist, and very clearly psychologically unstable.

Why post this as a creation science fail? I know and like Don's videos exposing creation stupidity, but this doesn't fit the bill. Crazy lady is crazy, but this video of hers has nothing to do with creationism.

[tapesquare]

i had no idea what she was driving at UNTIL she turned the camera sideways then it made perfect sense. boy, is my face red!

[HimesInu]

Even a baby facepalm isn't enough for this stupid bitch.

[robvlob]

I believe this is a government conspiracy there is probably a government organization out there putting stuff in the water I'm sure in this case its ignorance.

[Solidox2k]

no... oh god no... please tell me a person cannot possibly be this dumb...

[HimesInu]

@Solidox2k I'm not God, but I have some bad news for you nonetheless. This person is this dumb.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

Is this....a joke?

[mattuiop]

"failblog" watermark. 0_0

[Jensemannen]

To answer her question: What the hell is going on?

Your educational system is not working as it should.

[sypoth]

Must be a Californian Liberal, they believe everything that they are told and even come up with allot of these conspiracy theories on their own. How else do you think the scam known as the "All Organic and Chemical free" organic food industry got started when everything is a chemical to begin with?

[oneshortkat]

I seriously can't stop laughing at this. 

[Meatbag211]

(O_o)

[dfapetrie]

really? REALLY? FUCK!!! I can't belive people like that are allowed to have children.

[jimbocidman]

@jambimon We should circulate a petition to ban this horrible industrial chemical! Next thing ya know they will start piping it into our homes!;)

[LostManSays]

FUCKING RAINBOWS, HOW DO THEY WORK!?

[gregrutz]

@LostManSays If light is a photon, a particle, how does that work?

[HimesInu]

@gregrutz Light is really fucked up and will take more than five reply boxes to explain, but light acts as both a ray and a photon.

[macgeek2004]

I believe this is the same reason why Republicans keep getting voted into office...

[jambimon]

I think it must be the DiHydrogen Monoxide effect...be afraid...BE VERY AFRAID!!!

[kilroy227]

She cannot be serious...

[AEVautomatic]

if something was oozing out of the ground how the government put it everywhere?

[RickeyRamone]

This is supposed to be a joke, right? I sure hope so. The government is stupid enough. It doesn't need competition from scientifically illiterate envirowacks!

[GodsArePeopleToo]

lmao she thinks a rainbow effect from a sprinkler is a conspiracy?

re: milehigh's post... judging by her spelling i don't think she'd manage a science book very well

[milehighatheist]

This stupid bitch needs to read a freakin science book!

[burkerow]

@milehighatheist She doesn't so much need to read a science book as she needs to finish the 5th grade. I'm not certain I can take this video seriously though. It must be a joke........or maybe not.

[no2religions]

American public education at work.

[thereturnofflorence]

Oh my God! This lady is asking questions that should not be answered! We have to help her or the government's hounds will eat her flesh and sell it to China! Oh noes!

[lupusastrum7]

@thereturnofflorence eat it THEN sell it to China?...makes sense to me! :D

"The visable spectrum...is RAINBOWS!"

[lupusastrum7]

...I've met people like this. -_-

seriously there is no cure, and slapping them won't solve anything....no matter how tempted you are...

[speeps84]

These people need to be shot



[CallMeShirlie]

So, this lady totally didn't have a very exciting childhood... never have i seen such a pro-dom-i-nant sign of the second coming. THAT SPRINKLER IS THE NEW PROPHET! :o

[Bockatadi]

we didnt have rainbows 20yrs ago..now we have DOUBLE RAINBOWs EXPLODING on teh internetz!

[ManicOpake]

its called WATER BITCH

[hhaugan]

I think a more pertinent question would be 'What's oozing out of my ear'.

That would be what little is left of your brain my dear...

[luccaskunk]

You know, this woman makes me ashamed to be American. I first noticed rainbows in sprinklers when I was a child... over 20 years ago... I went to the library and found out that omg, water vapor + sunlight = rainbow! I was 5 years old for crying out loud. Is this woman bested by 5 year olds who didn't even have access to wikipedia? Seriously?

[Crimpyiff]

Holy shit, imagine what she'd say if she saw a double rainbow!

[Ant42Lee]

185 people think this video was posted by the Illuminati in order to discredit them. XD

[lanceawatt]

This is Sarah Palins video promoting her presidential candidacy.

[baigandine]

Obviously, God is trying to make a covenant with her. See Genesis. This woman is no creation scientist.

[Nilsy1975]

OMG it's Dihydrogen Monoxide! It's a government conspiracy to give us pure undiluted Dihydrogen Monoxide. But, if you mix it with Dicarbon Pentahydrogen Hydroxide, it's great stuff!

[Sweddude]

@Nilsy1975 Carefull with that dihydrogenmonoxide, it kills quite alot of people every year :P

Honestly there was a poll in america not so long ago where they managed to make a large crowd of people sign a petition in order to prohibit the use of dihydrogenmonoxide :P

Sad thing is that actually happened in sweden as well :P

Chemestry education is failing i say.

[Nilsy1975]

@Sweddude LOL I know, I've done a video asking people to sign a petition to ban DHMO.

Psst it's still great with Dicarbon Pentahydrogen Hydroxide! i.e. Vodka :-)

[Sweddude]

@Nilsy1975 The really sad part is that vodka should be banned considering how many acts of idiocy and violent acts it causes, not to mention the number of liver failures.

If people could only drink responsibly.

Damn, now im thirsty... water or milk? thats the question.. damn if i only had some soda.

[Nilsy1975]

@Sweddude Good point.

I recommend a colloid of butter-fat molecules within a water-based fluid with particles of phospholipids and proteins.

[Sweddude]

@Nilsy1975 Im leaning more towards the mix of hydrogen attoms mixed with oxygen bonded with covalent bonds poured at a temperature of around 10 degree celcius ffor the fastest absorbation rate into the body and absorption into the blood stream.

[Nilsy1975]

@Sweddude Well it's late here, so I'm going to have that solution I recommended at around 60C with a mild serotonin antagonist added. Night :-)

[QCHitch]

It's Dihydrogen Oxide!!  Run for your lives!!

[nasholmarn94sweden]

Don't watch! Every time you watch this video you lose 5% of your cognitive capabilities!

[fenriz218]

Is it possible that a 2 minute video can make you autistic ...?

[Jihadgoe]

i cant tell if this fake or not...

[fenriz218]

@Jihadgoe Never been to the south or the midwest then ...?

[ScrewFoxNews]

It's a dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide. It can scald your skin or turn it black and is lethal when inhaled.

[dabigq]

I'm skipping facepalm and going directly to headslap!

[fenriz218]

@dabigq Did that til my head looked like an ancient mayan, passed headslap and reached for a hammer ... that's when I saw the light of jesus! Should try it ... 5 or 6 good wacks should bring you closer to believing!

[kangtimelord]

One word - moron

[bytegoddess]

I would almost pay money to see the original video on her page, just to be able to read the comments her like-minded friends contributed... this is the funniest, & scariest, video I have come across in a very long time. If this type of person ever gets into a position of power over national science curriculum development, we are fucking doomed! We may have lost TX already, but there's still time to save the rest... PLEASE vote accordingly whenever you have the chance, people!

[fenriz218]

@bytegoddess You could always vote for Palin and see what happens ... :)

Besides, if you'd find her page, I'll bet a keg that you'd get this to read: "Comments disabled"

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

This lady has her own Youtube channel. I don't remember what the user name is though. She has hundreds of videos where she tries to explain things scientifically and you can tell she has absolutely no scientific knowledge whatsoever.

[fenriz218]

@TheIntolerantAtheist youtube.com user dbootsthediva

Don't thank me - just slap yourself for being a doodle who doesn't know how to press the info-button ... ;)

[steema33]

This chick is smart.

[savibang4412]

@steema33 lol hahaha

[RapidHeat]

It hurts my brain when I realise she's being serious

T.T

[pillagerromanman]

OH MAH GAWD THEY GUNNA GET US!!!!

[nousforseti]

"It's not natural" lol. Fucking light, how does it work.

[apkguitar1991]

Actual Sarah Palin footage right here.

[Anarchy17SB]

God.. I feel dumber for watching this video.

[MrChuzzles]

it can not be natural

[LordSlag]

That is some POWERFUL stupid. Do not look directly at the stupid, you may injure your brain.

[erikaleanne25]

wow

[savibang4412]

I think this woman just mindraped me

[KeatonIsFTW]

"Not just around our sun and our moon anymore. Everywhere we look."

"The visible spectrum is rainbows."

"This cannot be natural"

"But now it's happening now."

YAYYY AMERICAAA

[eleminatus]

i dont know if shes religious or not doesnt matter. but the way she is trying to sound smart, is hilarious. i admit, not everyone knows everything. however when personally i started wondering where rainbows come from, i researched it. While this lady is a pure example of ignorance!

[corthew]

Wow!

Where was she twenty years ago that she never saw a sprinkler spraying water on a sunny day?

[ahmedeox]

Unfortunately the video does not show what she did after: went to an anti-gay protest because homosexuality made the rainbow in the sprinkler.

[GoblinXXX]

@ahmedeox Yep, that's the gay agenda, to get rainbows in the sprinklers of god-fearing middle Americans! ;)

[Shavarnarak]

This woman is hilarious!

Until you realize she probably passed on her genes.

[SpartanDrazen]

seriously people these days....fuck...... DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

[willing07]

umm...its time to put her down, she's had a good run.

[Xarnos1]

'The visible spectrum is rainbows!'

Great quote.

[ResChronoNullius]

This has absolutely nothing to do with religion or creation science.

[jacobpaprotskiy]

lol i just had to watch it again to get a good laugh

[jacobpaprotskiy]

i dont know what you guys are taking about she is like so smart i mean that is so amazing that i just had to comment it "wow what is the goverment putting in our water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(/sar­casm)

[Zuifan]

.......she scares me.

[corthew]

@Zuifan The stupid!

It BURNS!!!

:)

[TheStigma]

OMG! The government is putting H2O in our water! Its time to ACT!!

[hosebeatings]

@TheStigma And worse! They're even adding vast quantities of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

[ImAnotherZang]

@TheStigma Dihydrogen monoxide?! That's terrible!

[mikefromwa]

@TheStigma: "OMG! The government is putting H2O in our water!"

The only way to get H2O out of water is to boil it out. Then you're left with pure, dehydrated water.

[jammapcb]

@mikefromwa ahhh like powdered water... just add water for more water...

[Caineheist]

I feel like i just got dumber by watching this...

[BrettJRipley]

im so stunned and shocked at this video i wont even comment

[sehero12]

im amazed to say this but She is deffinatly dumber than Bush LOL..

[KillerXzen]

mind boggling stupidity aside who sees a rainbow and acts like its some bad thing? she sounds like a person who is seeing black tar like acid comming out of the earth using words like "oozing"... maybe its just me but oozing and rainbows dont really fit together -_-

[drinkmoresoda]

ha ha ha i love this kind of stuff, they need to make a state for these people and have them run it, it would have a bad ass tourist economy from everybody else going down to laugh at all the creationist

[abbysky1]

Wow.... I... uhhh... ummm.... wow....

[awagamgnalaw]

OMG........my IQ...i can actually feel it lowering..

[TheStrayCross]

Okay I will say it openly ....

What is in our water supply that makes rainbows? - WATER :D

[smendiza]

I like the part with the rainbows

[grendelee]

How do you guys like your Barack Hussein Obamas change now? He made rainbows in our water. SOCIALIZED rainbows. Hope your happy libtards. 2012 will be the end of these rainbows.

[Horathgar42]

Rofl, I can't tell if this is a parody of how stupid they sound or if they are legitimately being this stupid in this vid.

[ChosenByTheKeyblade9]

Next we'll have double rainbows. the plot thickens.

[oneadamtwelve86]

its clearly a plot from the homosexual community, trying to gain acceptance for theyre immoral lifestyle.

yes this is sarcasm i dont hate gays

[GinnyStoleMyMan]

I don't get it. What does a rainbow have to do with government corruption?

[JarradIRONEAGLE]

I guess she never heard of Newton.

[EricSeanPayn]

^.^

[sthebg20]

Ow...the stupid....it hurts.....

[sparks277]

This obviously explains the increasing acceptance of homosexuality over the past few decades...

[0decimator0]

So intense, what does this mean?

XD

[azzazzazzaaaa]

ahhh silly americans

[centoguzzi]

I am speechless.

[canesrule96]

A gay guy pissed in your water supply

Problem solved

[panterguy]

It's really sad when your mother and father are also your aunt and uncle.

[arealisticone]

Priceless

[DarthVictive]

Those aren't sirens in the background. That's the sound of this lady being so stupid that it made the baby Jesus cry.

[peterburd]

All those sirens. I think she got loose from the loony bin and they're looking for her.

[Chewi105]

whats in your water supply is tiny fragments which reflect light in a way that makes a spectrum of color, hence, a rainbow. this happens in the sky when i rains and the sunlight reflects off of it....

[matt11913]

Unbelievable

[frogpockets]

Satire

[TheSpazzofMuffins]

fucking rainbows, how do they work?

[matt7997]

RAINBOWS..........BAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

[mfjeff]

SINGLE RAINBOW!!!

FULL ON

OHHHHHHH

[omgBreakingDawn]

HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THIS? RAINBOWS ARE CAUSED BY REFRACTION. NOT FUCKING CHEMICALS. MY FREAKING DOG KNOWS THAT.

[EclipseStudio]

Oww... my brain.

[whydie666]

I had a great laugh now i have to change my shorts

[BigFatMan1951]

It's a conspiracy! That's what it is! Rainbows everywhere! Oh my! You know, I'm 58 years old, and this bitch-tard says that this rainbow phenomena has only been going on for the past 20 years! What cave has she been living in? I remember seeing rainbows around lawn sprinklers when I was only just a little kid, and I had it scientifically explained to me by my mother who was very wise. Yeah! I hope she doesn't have kids! She should get her fallopian tubes tied so she can't have any kids!

[warren52nz]

She said "Spectrum". She must be smarter than she sounds. Spectrum refers to the various frequencies (colors) included in visible light. The different frequencies refract at different angles when they go through water droplets in a process called refraction so they appear at different places in front of you. Voila, a rainbow.

Whoever thinks Americans are number 1 is delusional. I've never seen so much ignorance packed into one place! China's already number 1 by a MILE or should I say KILOMETER

[urantivirus]

@warren52nz With learning english now being mandatory in china, they will soon be the largest english speaking country in the world.

[skittlepower95]

@warren52nz there measurement system is whacked they use feet inches and miles wtf complicated miles and inches are not linear .........they make it hard for themselves

[warren52nz]

@skittlepower95 I talked to a couple of American teenage girls a few years ago about the metric system. They said they didn't like it. I asked why. They said it was too complicated! So I asked them how many feet in a mile, they guessed and BOTH got it wrong. I said you know how many meters in a kilometer? 1,000. How much does a litre of water weigh? 1.000 Kg How many Kgs in a tonne? 1,000. Where does water freeze? 0 degrees and it boils at 100. What's so hard about THAT???

[skittlepower95]

@warren52nz thats what im saying our system of measurement kg metres centimetres is easier than feet miles pounds and inches

[warren52nz]

@skittlepower95 Yes I know, I was adding to your intro on the metric system and addressing those that are still in the old system.

8^)

[Copsweet]

Heard the rainbow police in the background,hope they got to her before it killed her.

[borntopraise1]

this is a joke right ?

[danoso0931]

Wow. Just... wow

[linkforever92]

wtf? realy someone should kill this retard

[bighrabovsky]

This lady needs to be locked up. I've never seen anyone so ignorant in my life.

[NUTCASE71733]

Where can I find this woman? I'd like to whack her with a science book.

[NightOwl102]

Fucking rainbows, how do they work???

[2ooPnYz]

facepalm this bitch is r tarded

[inquiry10]

I saw this on fail blog years ago

I keep hoping it was a really funny prank

[123Atheist]

Prodominatly?

[jaydil]

White light....white light.

[zioz99]

wow....

[zanderesqueda]

at first i was like omg im not claiming to be an american anymore....but then i was like....im gay so it made me happy to c a rainbow....and so i didn't care anymore...

[Fr1tzas]

You are sooooooooo stupid :)

[Aydosh1991]

All that time, effort and money, spent on the American education system. Wow!

[procritic09]

I actually think it is very unfair to call that lady's video on par with creationism. I mean, she has feelings too!

[ZayrenS]

Fucking rainbows. How do they work?