Kingdom Hearts - Dane Cook "Creepy Guy"

[Zbear1217]

LOL! Every day i see this person everywhere i go!!!!!!!!!!! D: So yeah. LOL dane cook is halirious!!

[TheTJSimz]

Tara:I AM A CREEPY PERSON! >:D

[AHgrrrl16]

That creepy guy is my best friend :D Take Dane's advice.

[RikuXme4ever]

0:08 - 0:10 OH MI GAUD, Riku changed clothes by laughing!!! He truly is GOD!!!

[jghvv56y]

so funny

[jellybeanguitarist]

Omg. I remember this vid from alllll the way back, and it still makes me laugh 5 years later XD

[kamiichan101]

34 people didnt get the candy :(

[FinalOblivion88]

Dane Cook on his own isn't funny (no offense to any Dane Cook fans, I just don't like him, it is a personal choice) but Dane Cook and Kingdom Hearts is a wonderful combination

[ImmortalWhiteRoses]

Xigbar woulda fit the guns and "thanks for the candy part

[shadowfangirl3]

*deep breath*Thanks...for the candy...

[tiko9985]

34 people didnt give the ameba some candy

[flamingpolarstar]

i all ready talked to the guy

[HADC15]

there is a creepy guy in my class named Marcus o_o....i think i'll start talking to him....XD

[jetiscute1]

If Axel came into the break room, I'd NEVER leave XD

[triforcekittiemon]

@jetiscute1 Me either!!

[stewstewstewstewart]

i was laughing so stinkin hard that i was crying as i peed my pants

[NarutoNineTailsFury]

oh thanks for the candy :) Dane Cook is awesome

[charizardcowman]

34 people are the creepy guys at work



[AirforceBabydoll]

"Here's a Snickers. That's for you, peanuts, caramel- put that in your mouth. Enjoy it."

Something about that line had me rofling so hard xDDD

[tatiana5250]

As much as I don't like Sora this video made me fall off my bed at 12:44am xDDDD Dane Cook is freakin awesome! I love him!

[KHnarutoDN]

Seriously, Ansem/Xemnas/Xehanorth/ect. his pretty much the creepy guy in the KH series, no?

Anyways, great vid!! I <3 Dane Cook!!

[GuitarHeroStrummer]

He's not a fat guy, he is .. Shapes. xD

[sonicshadowsilver7]

thanks for the candy lol

[Horizonz2]

the usual spot and "hey you guys wanna get out of the break room?" was great

[alarae93]

haha this was actually really funny to watch

[Alexousy]

I cant stop repeating this xD Id Be in the bathroom saying all of Dane Cooks lines outloud and my parents would be like "Wtf??"

[10243406]

I HATE HOW THESE KIDS KEEP MAKING THESE STUPID ANIMATIONS AND VIDEOS. NOW I CANT FIND THE ORIGINAL RETALIATION VIDEO

[10243406]

I HATE HOW THESE KIDS KEEP MAKING THESE STUPID ANIMATIONS AND VIDEOS. NOW I CANT THE ORIGINAL RETALIATION VIDEO

[PikachuBen]

"Thanks for the candy..." That had to bbe the funniest thing yet X'D

[GiggityGiggityGoo99]

halarious haha XD



[danecookfreak67]

1:16 what is that its perfect

[linneajacob195]

1:16 omg weird

[linneajacob195]

1:16 omg my mom laughed soooo hard

[Linker150]

@linneajacob195 <---- Average nerd whos only friend he can show videos is his mother. Yup thats you. Come at me bro.

[TyeDyeLollipop16]

Oh Demyx...

[hunt3351]

LOL and he finally comes to my office *he breathes in* "thanks for the candy"

[Laken1010203]

:O "Thanks for the candy" OMG I CANT BREATH ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[Jaylee0426]

"Thanks for the candy!" OMG as soon as I heard that I laughed so hard and added this as favorites.

[yoAdrienne45]

"Thanks for the candy" lol me and one of my friends say that all the time now XD

[lilwatts]

there's no one like that at my work XD unless it's my dad and i never realized it lol

[TheLibMonster]

DEAR GOD!!! "Thanks for the candy..." I about peed my pants when I seen that! I screamed and laughed so hard I literaly fell over and couldn't breath!! Omg that was hilarious!!! I can't breathe!!!!

[SpiritandRainLover]

32 people are the creepy guy at work.

[335zhaoyun]

"you laugh now but monday morning you will be like" "oh hey marcus here are some pins for your crazy pocket" XDDD

[dragonpro3]

rofl....i love 'Thanks for the candy' lolz XD laughed so hard! ;3

[Yoailove]

i would make friends with the creepy guy bc i don't want to be shot when he snaps

[FeraligatrPwnsAll]

2:52 was HILARIOUS! "Thanks for the candy" xDDDDD

[Haruchan666]

WIN

[preston11042]

XD axels "that guy"

[Fluffymiyster]

If Axel were the creepy guy at my workplace, I would definitely make sure to become friends with him...if ya catch my drift ;)

[nikki11oreo]

i have a reqest can u make a kh vid 4 dane cooks animal planet skit or did u already make one

[kittyhawkgirl109]

lol! when roxas was talking about pens... axel at the very end was like "y..eah."

[1tabuu]

thanks for the candy! XD

[MyFALLOUTGUY]

sawed off shotguns are awsome lol.

[zgamegurlz]

absolutley....perfect xD

[MoonFace275]

o my gawd! i have a friend named Marcus o.o

[devilange444]

@MoonFace275 Really! I have a bitch named marcus. lol

[Silverflower6]

love that i laugh sooo hard

[JustFollowinMyHeart]

*laughs till she chokes*

THANKS FOR THE CANDY!!

[Gamr76]

2:48 - 2:56: lol XD

[lilwaynekid10]

32 people are creepy

[summerrose123]

haha wow *thanks for the candy* lol that was funny

[STATUSreality]

*heave heave*

"thanks for the candyyy...."

o.e

lol

[vampiregirl1242]

axels the creepy guy at work?!? but the line "thanks for the candy..." really fits

[SoRaAnDrOxAsFoReVeR]

that was perfect efects at 0:47 XD

[ghostnappa1000]

no the sound of growing up is blep ble blep

[TheKairi13]

he finally gets to my office and says hhhhhhhh*thanks for the candy*

[yotziee]

What a cute sound of growing up! xD

[digimonFTW22456]

"Psst, Thnx for the candy >_^"

haha Axel goes so perfectly with that part!!

[Nighttmaren]

@digimonFTW22456 I KNOW RIGHT! i almost fell out my chair! XDD

DANE COOK AND AXEL FTW!!!

[PhaseAndDaze]

XD Axel's part was the best in the whole video. That was friggen amazing.

[HumDog]

oh my gawd xD

the axel part was amazing!!!

"thanks for the candy"

[fadingrosespro]

The thanks for the candy part was the only part that matched perfectly <3 But very good reguardless

[lmaxel47]

xDDD Awesome!!! KH rules and Dane Cook rule!!!!

[ProudBudgieOwner2]

at :52 Sora has girly legs lmfao XD

[HayleyHotTopic]

I love dane cook funniest guy on earth especially since im only thirteen you know how grownups tell a joke and the kid all like I dont get it im so glad thee is one funny person out there

[nmaster13]

what act or waver was this in? Dane cook I mean, I've never heard this before and he's one of my fav comedians.

[Emoanimegirls101]

I love when hes talking in the high voice.That is the funniest....EVER

[666JOEjoeJOE666]

thanks for the candy

[X0LinksLoverGirl0X]

scary thing is I bet Axel would say thnx 4 the candy XD

[khissoawesome]

ROFL

[chloelee12]

Axel really does look like he's saying "Thanks for the candy."

[KindomHPrincess]

Creepy People!!! I respect you.

[Araverta]

dude, Axel really looks like hes sayng that. XD

[lexi3497]

rotfl Axel's expression when hes all like "thanks for the candy"

[MissKuchikiGirl]

Move the machine please! Please!?

[evildingo45]

im sure before he met sora axel was like:i want candy...i want candy.

[dariusthegamer]

thx for the candy and hey maecus i love pens too

[sbjazz22]

you wanna see it, but you don't. you wanna see it, but youre all set xD

[evh5150hawaii]

"Thanks for the candy..."

That line suits Axel so well it ain't funny... XD

[khgrl12]

@evh5150hawaii

THEN WHY AM I LAUGHING!?

[MochaKittie]

concernicus

[fredfigglehornfan300]

*insanely huge intake of breath* thanks for the candy. *CH KGGG CH KGGG*

[giristhebest13]

Axel with a sawed off shotgun.....were SCREWED.

[itachilovesdestiny]

penut carumly put that in ur mouth XDDDDDD

[Newmoon12345678910]

Lmao, Thats Axel right there and I think I may just do this for the sake of my life when I get a job! XD I'll be like

"Hi Doyle! It's nice to meet you, I'm new here and I wanted to give you this candy bar! no no not anyone else your special!"

*day comes when he brings some type of weapon*

*kills people in line, gets to my desk*

Thanks for the candy!

*skips to other person's desk and goes on killing*

Me: Thank you Dane! Thank you! XDDD

[TwinKittiez]

Sora: *looks over at axel*

Axel: Thx for the candy*looks at sora*

axel goes back to shooting

[cutiesilver13]

AHAAHA/! Axel makes a perfect crazy man with a sawed off shotgun x)

[XXKHXXEVERYTHINGKHXX]

hahaha.......thx for the candy

[Neopets4Life494]

i love the "thx for the candy" part XD

[SmileyFaceChick02]

Inhales. "Thanks For The Candy."

Yupp! That's Axel All Right! ;))

[cynderspyra]

"thanx for the candy" i could picture axel acually saying that in kh2

[Werebereus]

but he is, shapes....

[KeybladersVengence]

Concernicaus 0:26

[Mrs4inchheels]

*HOAAHH*Thanks for da candy..*shoots again.* XDD

[HunterLucasm]

when he says "he *noise* snaps!" a little flicker is so perfectly timed with axel lol

[NoNo1235]

2:53 - 2:55 was hilarious!!! xD

[horserider117]

do do do! do! DO! DO! that's the sound of growing up. lol

[specialwh0]

"Thanks for the candy."

Lawls!

[superbman2008]

2:53

that line was made for axel LOL

[Yuna111222]

0:08 - 0:11

[kcoleman329]

THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO DANE COOK.

He makes me laugh so hard I snort and tears come to my eyes. xD

[rawrchibi12]

Axel win.

2:43-2:55

'nough said. XD

[horserider117]

sora like short shorts lol

[alyssacuzzo]

*gasps* thanks for the candy! :D

[soraluver614]

hahaha!!! i loved the shotgun sound affect!!!

hey marcus! how was you're weekened? i bought you some pens for you're crazy pocket! XDDD

[MidnaLoveLinkforever]

Lmao. Awesome. The clips on this were perfect.

[GameManiacX]

lol and that is why axel is awesome

[WishUponAStar1994]

I absolutely LOVED 2:50

[hyperbrett94]

*breath* Thanks for the candy. Axel would say something like that, just to freak someone out!

[Sacredlith]

1:58 - 2:17

lol good lip syncing with Hayner XD

"Move the machine please! Please ?!"

[Dragoncore7]

Epic Win, Axel: Thanks for the candy... XD

[XxXSpottedTalonXxX]

..Thanks for the candy.

[thprfssnl1]

there's no audio, why is there no audio, good idea posting a video with no audio, there should be a warning or notice as to why there's no audio

[iamdeathtone]

it's a copyright thing dude. i know it sucks but great video!

[200odd300]

omg what happened to the adio i cant hear it this is what it says

NOTICE: This video contains an audio track that has not been authorized by all copyright holders. The audio has been disabled. More about copyright

WHAT CAN I DO!!

[XxRavenUchihaxX]

HAAA!! thanks for the candy :D wow that was brilliant how you sync'd that xD!

[yippiekiyah]

hey you guys wanna get the fuck out the break room LOL

[tanaindahouseyo]

I love how you sync this! especialy the clasic "thanks for the candy" part lol

[brity105]

lol

sit around talk about pens all day.

inks, pens, caps. i love 'em."

what a win.

[PACMANnot]

you know what this is scary cause its tru! i have this creepy kid i dont even like and he buggs the shit out of me about naruto Gawd i just wish i could kill him but im to nice so i cuse him out

[ChiiRayne]

I gotz a question for n e 1 willing to read this comment....

WHERE ON THIS HOLY YET AMAZINGLY ANNOYING WEBSITE IS THE VIDEO OF THIS SKIT DONE WITH HELLSING CHARACTORS??????????? I have been trying to find it all day and i realized the it is one of the AMV Comedian vids but i cant seeem to find it! It was a vid where it ctarted with Naruto and it also had some other comedians like Pablo and dave chepell (bad spelling sorry) PLZ help me fnd it! Thx

[xHeartsxBloodx]

*GASP* ...thanks for the candy...

*Kchk KGG!* *Kchk KGG!*

Thats always my faveorite part!

[AnsemRules29]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good job

[libbybrian15]

lol

Thanks for the candy

Pens

snickers

[FaIRYGaWDFaGGOT]

"sit around talk about pens all day.

inks, pens, caps. i love 'em."

what a win.

[wolfriku13]

scince when is AXEL CREEPY?

[Predictions5]

lmao 2:52 goes perfectly with it xD

[animelydia]

it was so funny when he goes thanks for the candy XDD

[Demotipper]

"hey you guys wanna gtfo of the break room?" ROFL

[AXELkh2ismine]

why did you make Axel the creepy guy!! GRR

[PrincessGarnet14]

heheh lol i relly cant top laughing......hehe

[xBritt1992x]

lol lets go up on the roof and break dance.

[MangikyoMaster]

lolololololololol

[JohnnyLover943]

wow...i love it

[Starlight00Night]

i like this vid its cute and has good lip singing too (lol i call it lip singing =P)

[narutomail]

lol "hay.....THX 4 THE CANDY...."

[AngelofDarkness2899]

OMG THAT ENDING WAS FABULOUS!!!!! thanks for the candy...omg i luved that it was perfecto!!! axel as the creepy guy....priceless 5 star!!!

[PaulAnt2008]

The lip-synching was fantastic! :) Hilarious! :p

[ajmonche]

lmao the breakroom part fits well

[twilight0vampire]

It makes no sense fits good with that part LOL

[pokemonlvr7]

part with Hayner...perfect i loe this!!! *faves*

[WolvisKake]

XDDD

That "thanks for the cabdy" fits SO perfectly XDD

Dane cook AND Kingdom hearts are just great C:

Awsome job ~

[X3SasuKunUchihaX3]

God I love the "Thanks for the candy" part...nice way of using the clips XD

[DancingSquash]

wow, the clips at the perfect moment, brilliant

"What's that? It's PERFECT!!"

You see Mickey "OMGOSH!" Brilliant! =D

[NaminesNobody]

I knew Riku was the creepy guy!!!

[NekoZombie]

The bit with Hayner... AMAZING

[Sora139Roxas]

chch pp chch pp lol 'thanks for the candy'

lol thats just like killing a row of ppl just to say hi too the person in frunt XD

[AtadBitTerSweeT]

omg u make the best dane cook-kingdom hearts collaborations!!!!!

very nicee

[narutogirl1234567891]

inks, pens, caps, i love 'em

[xxDramaticPrettiesxx]

"thanks for the candy"

THAT WAS PERFECT!

roflmfao

[conan5567]

i love this video im gonna watch this everyday

[pissedatyou2]

lmao genius. instant fave

[Judhifen]

Let's talk about pens. We'll just sit down and talk about pens. Pens...

[sorakingdomhearts18]

gasp thanks for the candy!!! lol

[batonqt]

i think you should have made mansex the creepy guy just following you around waiting for the perfect time to glomp(happened to me once but i made my brother who was dressed up as kairi glomp him first)

[bulldawg89]

the "thanks for the candy" part was funny as hell!

[Itachi6908]

thanx for the candy

[batonqt]

omfg when mickey was all it's perfect! that was so funy