Sonichu - Episode 21! The Audiobook! "Director Amenities" Part 1!

[SuperSalad88]

問題発言 whadafuck???

[myrkvargkjetter]

...so... they developed a vaccine, right? But if you already so deep in the closet that you see Narnia, how on earth will a vaccine help you? What Chris really wants is a cure. What Chris really needs is to accept that he wants cock.. ..or institutionalization, whatever.

[PikachuWii9]

while wild and magi-chan.struggle to conceal their disgust

[holditnow]

Are you KIDDING ME

A Fairytale Fights reference? 

[BTCforlife]

I love how it was so easy to save Chris.

You know magi-chan left his ass in there for 9 months.

[liquidzen56]

God, Chris is such a homophobic.

He tries to hide it by typing WALLS OF TEXT explaining how he never meant to offend anybody, but what he doesn't understand it that you can't just apologize for doing something and then KEEP DOING IT. That's not how the world works, Chris.

And remember kids, homophobia, IS GAY.

[SGTSoap281]

Wait, if Magi-Chan goes into the future to get the anti gay serum, then comes back and distributes, it, eradicating homosexuality, then there won't be a need (not that there was one in the first place Chris you homophobic fuck,) to make it in the future, so how does it get made... OH FUCK TIME PARADOX.

[DosuPerdaMage]

Why in the fuck is the BTTF Music playing?

[TehKablam98]

@DosuPerdaMage Dramatic effect

[FullMetalSatomi]

And LOL @ Funky Town. XD

[FullMetalSatomi]

So... did the narrator kill himself?

[Sabocalypse]

lol he has all these powers

[NyxFTW]

Wild can play the Sit n' Spin.

[pochopaz7381]

How could he not see this is boring as hell?

[SlashFirestorm]

"But listen, she never actually said no, so it's okay!"

"No. Dude, no. She thought you were her husband."

"But..."

"NO. Chris, what you did is RAPE. You RAPED Lovely Weather. ...HONK HONK"

[DaLesbianOctopus]

@SlashFirestorm Win.

[pochopaz7381]

@FFS1NICO By not wanting too...

[ghostbender]

Random, but I doubt we're gonna be getting anymore of these comics. It seems his mental state is declining. And to be honest, I'm kinda scared what his comics are gonna look like if he makes them now. O_O

[MrToastOmnomnom]

Chris himself couldn't narrate this better, Really...

[leeham991]

The music fucking makes this

[PurpleStorm8]

Here's the thing I don't get, if Chris wants a boyfriend-free-girl, wouldn't he have more of a chance of finding one if there were more gay men?

[NyxFTW]

6:15

HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO FIX YOUR RETARDED CAR AND THEN CUM BACK IN THE ANIMATED SERIES KICK YOUR FATASS OUT OF OFFICE.

BILLY MAYS

BILLY. MAYS.

[DukeNukem2020]

Chrono Cross FTW @ 4:50.

[paranoidude]

"DO THE DEW.

IT'S AWESOME."

~Chris Chan in 'Sonichu'

[mxc82]

I will sabotage chris's medical plans if he ever gets into medschool, he probably wants to nurse girls to have them take off their clothes and tell them to cough and say I'm a gynacologist.

[darkpredator898]

u aspy

[videogamenostalgia]

Chris isn't a tomgirl in the year 2015 in the comics, so can we expect a retcon from CHris any time soon?

[sonic8005]

@videogamenostalgia You got it all wrong. Chris will probably still be a tomgirl in 2015.

Problem is, by then his crossdressing will have taken over and he'll have a new name, "Lovely Weather". Also he'll be delusional enough to believe himself to be married to... himself.

Which also means that when Chris went to the future, he finally achieved what trolls told him to do. He went and fucked himself.

[Jetblast01]

@videogamenostalgia Nah, the time paradox he's done created a different time stream altogether, therefore he is to go into the tomgirl version while the successful (HAW!) version of him is blocked off.

[feh2]

Hey Vivian, Chrono Cross sucked ass. 

[AnimatedFreak101]

July 31st 2015???........my 22nd birthday. ._.

[TheLastArchdemon]

dude, im straight but i cant believe how homophopic this is, Jesus chris you really need to die

[mordredt02]

No, Magi-chan, don't bring back the Master! He'll resurrect the rest of the Time Lords and destroy the universe! Then again, no universe means no Sonichu. *stress sigh* Decisions, decisions.

[Oriana132]

@mordredt02 The one thing Chris didn't steal from: Dr. Who. And thank god, I just don't think I could handle it if the TARDIS landed in CWCville...

[mordredt02]

@Oriana132 Indeed. Chris would beat up the Daleks with his bare hands, make at least one of the female companions think he's hot and try to give Captain Jack the gay "cure".

I'm surprised he never referenced Digimon, if only to portray it as an inferior knock-off of Pokemon (which it isn't).

[Oriana132]

So everyone in the world will be injected with Chris' blood?

The C-Virus is coming! Somebody call Leon Kennedy! o.o

[HyrAyl]

You know, if you translate "amenity" in Italian, it means not only the attractiveness and quality of a place but also a very stupid statement.

....and it makes so much sense here.

[shadowclock13]

That homophobic bastard!

[shadowclock13]

Did the do......? Now, I'm completely dead inside.

[Protectorett]

You know, when this was all first published over a year ago now, and I was still new to everything that was Chris, I remember just being enraged over this whole "gay vaccine" subplot. Now though it's been completely eclipsed by the somehow even more offensive later pages.

[444Tazer]

Um... just now realizing this. When you use blood for a vaccine, the person giving blood would have to HAVE the disease. By this logic, Chris is indeed, a homosexual.

[mrsirkhattak]

but couldn't future Chris donate blood? This can mean only one thing

[444Tazer]

You've got to love the fact a fan-made cover is better looking than Chris' design.

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL Chris really gets off on his little cartoon characters calling him 'sir', doesn't he? He's probably never been called that before, and never will be...

[animeHEAT]

Chris-Chan needs to be a registered sex offender

[dxjrules5]

I always thought Magi-Chan was the straightest character in this

[FFS1NICO]

4.51 what tune is that?

[Megatenist]

@FFS1NICO

Opening theme to Chrono Cross

[FFS1NICO]

how can you draw for 10 years and not get better?

[herpderpish]

OK guys, here's the plan:

In 4 years, we ambush Chris at Lovely Weather's house and destroy that filthy despot once and for all.

[moviemowdown]

Purple isn't gay, the 3rd street saints wear it >:(

[HToTheRMX]

Towelie clip: pure, distilled genius. I love you, Vivian.

[SaturnBot]

As a response to 2:12

...

FUCK YES

[leeham991]

He had sex with a women pretending to be another version of himself. Oh.... Shit!

[SlamminWolfgang]

CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT.

[GeeeksOtaku2020]

No keep Chris Chan in the void lol

[HaggisMcCrablice]

A naked troll doll girl--with Barbie tits...it's like one of the boy Trollz schtupped a Powerpuff girl and those abominations were born. Incidentally, someone thought she had three breasts, but, no, that's an arm. A wierd stubby fingerless arm.

Someone should tell Chris that a comic book hero is only allowed one big dramatic speech an issue...maybe two if it's an arc. His massive text dumps fill half of every other page.

[metalWeirdo77]

09:31 which Kirby game is that from and whats it called?

[Jensenlolman]

that gave me fucking cancer!

[moviemowdown]

@Jensenlolman That gave me wings :D

[Kitsunefan9]

Thank god Chris didn't get the Sports almanac when he was in 2015 , but its not like he would know what to do with it anyway

[ForLordDagon]

put on transcribe audio for extra lulz

[ForLordDagon]

put on transcribe audio for extra lulz

[TAXEXEMPTION]

coverart copypasta'd from google*

[moviemowdown]

@TAXEXEMPTION Troll alert!

[Deepblue686]

If the "vaccine" has straight blood in it, shouldn't all who took it turn gay?

Goddamn you Chris, you don't know how vaccines work.

[Deepblue686]

Did you really have to use the Back to the Future theme for the start of this?

I mean......with Chris's stuff?

[zel9999]

I don't even think future Chris is the Chris-Chan we all know and love since he has different eye colors, can maintain meaningful employment, and has sex regularly (without rape).

[bobtheawesome727]

You poor poor, human being. I guess CWC will HAVE to be thrown into the pit of hell. (with Tommy wisue)

[conchobarmanthei]

@bobtheawesome727 Are you kidding? Tommy Wiseau is a god amongst men compared to Chris

[Fantome001]

Oh Chris-chan, you jive ass motherfucker, you.

[Wiltothemax]

1 dislike, dear God, I wonder who.

[LtheOriginal]

@Wiltothemax probably a Chrono Cross fan.

[Wiltothemax]

@LtheOriginal

Possibly. Or Chris Chan. :D

[nitemaricv2]

*sigh* dear Chris. gay people arent called "gays" or "the gays" there people. stop being an ignorant prick

[rptheory]

You know what's ironic, Chris always states that he hates gay people and that they should die, but all of the trolls and "jerkops" he's encountered, the majority of them are straight, while gay people are the ones that mess with him the least. This shows that Chris is even more of a stubborn, idiot, egotistical fucktard than I thought.

[Extra365]

KONTRAVERSHUL STAYTMUNT

[FFS1NICO]

the time void looks like anus.

[Mastamoose]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHGHGHGH

[VegetarianLyfe]

Damnit vivitheg, how many times have you said you were gonna quit?

You know you can't quit. It's just too god damned funny to quit.

[halowarrior1000]

When chris s shit was teleported to the office his secretary was probably all "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU-"

[halowarrior1000]

CONTRAVERSIAL STATEMENT.

[halowarrior1000]

There is no such thing as streight blood. HOMOSEXUALITTY IS A CHOICE. and its not fucking wrong. My girlfriends brother is gay and he's a cool guy so is being gay make you a vampire?

[Thahksis]

@halowarrior1000

You are born with your sexual polarity.

[DinerSals]

@Thahksis:

No you're not. It's a choice.

[caligo641]

I fucking lost it when the AWOOGA sirens went off

[kariedme]

Wild is a base player? I could of sworn he played the Sit-n-Spin!

[videogamenostalgia]

I'm disappointed to see Wild not returning to his sit n' spin roots within Christian and the Hedgehog boys...

[zoetherebel]

Shit I hate chris. God damned.

[SerenityM16]

Yes, I too dream of the day where Zombie or Ghost Billy Mays comes back from the dead and beats the ever loving shit out of Chris-Chan...Yes, even ghost Billy Mays could beat the ever loving shit out of Chris.

[TheMechanic9000]

its not that ropes are outlawed in cwcville, its just that you need to buy them, and to buy them you need money, and anything that is bought that has nothing to do with games or crayons, it is immediately frowned upon

[FreakSpazKing]

chris chan enjoyed Brutal Legend

he has no right to be near a game of good quality

he fails too hard to be near anything involving heavy metal, demons, and violence

[NotTooWellKnown]

So a sonichu having sex with a dickgirl rosechu is keeping it E or T chris?

[zel9999]

The funniest thing about this episode is that Chris implies that he will be a full blown scientist in 5 years.

[Xunkun]

1:45 - Rape, of course.

1:46 - Wait, did he just say "cool" in *RESPONSE* to himself raping someone?

2:05 - Plus, aren't those vines PART of him?

4:28 - That, or Air Raid sirens.

6:34 - GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE GLAUCOMA

7:20 - GOD DAMN LOOK AT THOSE POP-UPoh, wait, this isn't actually fucking Tripod.

8:20 - Lockjaw.

9:25 - Then what's the point of Magichan?

10:05 - *sigh* He ripped off Excel Saga again. Fuck you, Chris.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

The fact that the anti-gay vaccine is made from his blood causes hilarious implication if you know how vaccines are made.

[JunkyardWinnebago]

WHY does every character have the SAME VOICE?!?!?!?!

[LeonKerensky]

this is only watchable thanks to the annotations.

[Drexisoi]

A vaccine typically contains an agent that resembles a disease-causing microorganism, and is often made from weakened or killed forms of the microbe or its toxins.

so he used his gay blood to "cure" homosexuality? chris finally came out of the closet

[mrGrandpaCharlie1]

Nothing in the world could cure Chris of being a fag.

[TheDiaport]

I'm watching this and hitting myself in the head. Why the fuck am I still watching this?

[TheAngelmisa]

I hate chris....

and sonichu is the worst unoriginal comic ever.

[kamekaze987]

i realized just now that chris thinks the guitar hero episode of south park is really possible.

[fladdermuuus2]

Oh god this bullshit just goes on forever doesn't it and I can't believe my eyes and now they are starting to hurt and my whole week has gone to waste

[yuriwriter]

If it's HIS city, why does he allow 4-cent Garbage to even be there? If he's the mayor, couldn't he just have it demolished?

[mrbob091]

9:22 is it me or is there a picture in that pile of shit that says "top dick"?

[Neotails8762]

Yes MagiChan, go take something from the future bring it back to the present and FUCK UP THE WHOLE TIMELINE.

[MatinFan1]

The narrator must want to kill himself everytime he does this.

[paladinsjt]

So this exgay vaccine-- Is it the "I'm celibate and/or married while having tons of unprotected extramarital gay sex" kind of exgay vaccine or does it actually do something?

[haakuryu]

telekinesis? wasn't that supposed to be telepathy?

[Kitchinsink3]

Wait, isn't Crystal the name of Chris' daughter as well as his imaginary sister? Why would anyone name thier child after their sister?

[Happynuke]

So younger Chris tricked his future wife into sleeping with him while his older self was still working? Something about this is seriously fucked up. Reminds me of that one movie, Multiplicity... Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris just ripped that off word for word in his fucked up ...*cough* ... brain... of his...

[darkgomugomu]

4:50-7:09 I CANNOT REMEBER THE NAME OF THE SONG! WHAT IS IT!?

[Hidole555]

@darkgomugomu Chrono Cross intro. I think I still have it in my favorites.

[daggerrun]

Spoiler alert: Chris is still a virgin with rage in the year 2015!!

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@daggerrun

I hope he doesn't try to rape Marty McFly.

[paranoidude]

Wait, Chris did the do? I think he means he got a Mountain Dew you perverts.

[calvinjluther]

2:36 Seriously this narrator is win incarnate.

[ElSingario]

Now Chris can stop time, too? There goes my fan character.

[kakayeeeah]

What's the song called that starts playing at 6:00 ?

[Nebr66]

Why can't Chris make a reference to anything without uber fan-boy levels of blatant advertising?

[AlephNine]

Viv, how did you catch that those were ethernet cables? I thought they were elongated fairy-troll "ducks".

[MEXiCan8890]

how do you mistake yourself to be yourself?

[breadwinnner]

Chris sure knows how DNA works: "gene-like molecule", jesus fucking christ I just died inside.

[MrActuallyInterested]

Didn't Chris say he had homosexual friends? yeah, um, that's enough bullshit for me start my own garden

[SlashFirestorm]

One video ago: "And now my role in this story is ended."

Twenty seconds later: "Time to go crush all the enemies in this comic and become the God of Hobos. When I'm not raping, anyway."

[GinoTheSpy]

I think he smokes pot and pretended he had a wife. lol all his charecters are gay already so its too late.

[Elmhurst676]

HOOOAHHAHHHHH

[GreatNegus]

Chris fucked his future wife?

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

[poopskinTheLiar]

"I accidentally two of the syringes, is this bad?"

[VelLucio]

There are so much text and explanations, which shouldn't be necessary in a comic.

[hardybrunchman]

nice music remindes me of something I can't quite put my finger on .....err oh yea crystal cronicles ? ;)

[Edgemaster000]

Crono Cross.

[hardybrunchman]

I was late getting home from work that night , sooooooooooo lovely and I did the do, and it was awesome ...lmfao you know what really makes that funny is that he thinks its convinceing while ...the dumest of folk are LTFAO P.S. he did a good job on the caps ;)

[LMNTX]

Scars of time? I love you.

[TextheBored]

"Magi-Chan and Wild try to conceal their disgust."

God that was funny.

[murasakiryu]

Thank you so much for these! Keep up the good work!!!

[JoeWallack]

2:57

Anyone with knowledge on making a vaccine should be laughing now.

[SlashFirestorm]

Christian Weston Chandler just RAPED a woman. RAPED. Why aren't the Sonichus summarily executing this monster for this heinous crime to which he GLEEFULLY CONFESSES?

Also, as has been mentioned, Chris must be gay if an anti-gay vaccine could be derived from his blood. I think he should be shot for committing this obviously monstrous crime against people's free will, as well.

SHOOT HIM. SHOOT HIM TWICE IN THE HEAD. THEN BOMB HIS TOTALITARIAN STATE INTO EMBERS AND DUST.

[Peteman12]

@SlashFirestorm "Honey, in about one week, my past self is going to appear through the void of time and try to sleep with you to. Mind accommodating him? I'll stay at work late."

[ISleepNow]

In this comic, our choice is a future of homosexuality or retardation

I reject this for it is clearly a last desperate blackmailing attempt by Chris to spread his diseased dna. Not even such a dire choice would coerce us. Keep drinking it up dog boy, it ain't goin' noplace else

[tissuekins]

I kinda miss Clyde's narration.

[Shadoboy]

Seriously, this episode makes me want to punch Chris in the face.

With barbed wire around my knuckles.

RUSTY barbed wire around my knuckles.

[Hells666singer]

@Shadoboy:

You're creative, I just wanted to set him on fire.

[NurseNekoNeko]

@Shadoboy

with iron gountless on your hands

lined with spikes

made of pure steel

with built in automatic shotgun

[leeham991]

@Shadoboy

Don't hurt your hand, dude.

[moviemowdown]

@Shadoboy Why?

[Shadoboy]

@moviemowdown Long story short, Chris shows what a repulsive human being he is and he expects people to applaud him for it.

[SubtleDemise]

CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT

[ToruKun1]

@SubtleDemise

Goddammit, yet ANOTHER Excel Saga reference! I can't believe that stupid asshole even tried copying the kanji characters for "CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT", that's something I'd do when I was 12...I bet he got the stroke order wrong, too.

[HeatLegs]

Billy Mays? PS3? This is so trippy..

[SpaceMarine49]

Wait, what if Future!Chris came home while Chris was screwing his wife and blasted him with a shotgun...

FFFFFFFFFFFF...TIME PARADOX!

[ToruKun1]

Wild isn't the bassist, HE CAN PLAY THE SIT-N-SPIN!

[armydude102]

God, WHY does he pause what little plot there is to advertise some shitty show or product?

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Also, funny that they took Chris' blood as a sample for the anti-gay vaccine as vaccines are typically made from the virus itself. Chris' blood must be pure homo.

Chris even says that homosexuality is caused by a "gene-like moledule" but they needed his blood to get a pure version of the molecule... So I guess he is loaded with gay molecules? And he admits this in the canon.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

"She mistook me for myself and we went home."

She must have mistaken you for someone, that's for sure...

[abridgedfanboy]

*facepalm* Chris isn't a closet homosexual, he's a closet Nazi. Are we REALLY supposed to think this bigoted, homicidal douchebag is the good guy?

The old narrator got out just in time. XD

[TheNewChemical]

if its 2015 and everything is 'pretty much the same'...

we are fucked

[ChibiNikki]

Digging the Chrono Cross Music @5:05

[ePiCfIgHtA446]

chris is soo FUCKING RETARDED that he thinks homosexuality is some sort of virus like H1N1 so if i told him that the food that he was about to eat was contaminated with gayness, then he would probably get scared shitless. And the funny thing is is that im in grade 9 and im smarter than this 30 year old HOMO. lol wut a faaag

[NonRandomUser]

Granted, children in kindergarten are smarter than Chris.

(That's not even an exaggeration. That book that Chris refers to sometimes? "How To Talk To Girls"? IS BY A NINE-YEAR OLD. WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT INTERACTING WITH GIRLS THAN CHRIS EVER WILL.)

[EltBerserker]

OH MY GOD WHY IS THE COVER SO GOOD WHAT THE HELL CHRIS HOW DID THE UNIVERSE IM-

oh wait, pandahalo, thank god

[Jetblast01]

The suicide rate just went up OVER 9000!!!

[TheNewChemical]

oh god i can watch this anymore. its like chris is getting worse with practice.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

ok....this comic makes less sense all the time. I wonder if he has a pic of Hiltler somewhere on his wall? What next, does he kill Obama for being an Arab Terrorist?

[thecardboardbox13]

HUAHHH!!!!!

[bissonnettekoff]

Don't let da homoz bite you or you'll turn.

[darkgomugomu]

"attention! attention! i have returned from the void!"

OH SHIT RUN FOR THE HILLS

[Hells666singer]

He made(or attempted to make) Naitsirhc straight? And it was because of his blood?

I really hate like this guy.

His comic I can actually stand to some degree, but him I just can't. I honestly hate this guy I really do.

[LordofDarkness42]

His blood should have made him even gayer, and become even more of a manchild that requires a bigger government cheque.