Gee, thanks. : ) I following your advice. I wont judge that. But? I do have now a WindowsXP. I had, Windows98 in a while before, WindowsVista. its a High SchoolLaptop computer. Sometimes? I borrowIt from school and i take it at home. Bytheway? I should never forget to leave it at home when i everyday go school. because, then theTeacher will never let me borrowIt again. Its a warning i get every damnday.Fuck school. Now, am at home. I do whatever i want, with my borrowed EPIC laptop for now.XD
The crysis story line is like injection molded plastic. They just quickly smacked it together so they can show off that they put a few more thousand polygons in a tree. The reason the game takes place in an island is because its the only place where they can realy try and torture your pc. Its merely to show off their HDR and resolution.
@TheCrysisZone If i get a job, Yes ican buy a grand new damn nice PC. If you get your mouth cut, perhaps i can? But i need to visit you FIRST, NOOB. I'll give a damn what your thoughts is about my, favo acrade games as well NOT are FAILED then Crysis.....I have aford to a Ps3, and a Xbox360. And?! Do you know what, FOOL???!! I already bought me both, CONSOLES....Fuck Crysis games. Half-Life 2, is much creative builded then Crysis. So, Ha!!! you got pwoned in your ASS......!!!!! Heey YAAA!!!
you dont see that consuls are going in to the past.
Computers are taking over.
Because in the future there will be only computers.
So while you waisted over 800 dolars on consuls that are fucked up with their controls...
You could of bought a nice pc or put together a nice pc that would of ran crysis and other FUN games that do not lack in graphics and are enjoyable because of the environments and the gameplay and also the ability to enjoy Multiplayer.
Yes. But its much better to play ONLINE computre....I'll have a pc that dosent make sense to play on. becuase? Its damn laggin when you play Half-life 2 and gta: San andreas. On full graphic. That sucks...I hate Pcs. I love consoles 4 ever, man. my thing is that? Crysis isent that acradeable like Gta 4. A'ight?!! So!!? Half-life 2, is much more acradeable then Gta 4. Why?! yes, i can tell you. its the best game ever made, and you have that gravitygun, that you can move physics more then gta 4.
Thats why you should stop buying windows 98 and get windows 7 and add new mother boards and everything so it wont lag and it will only coist you 800$ If your smart.
I took this vid in the sense it was meant, as a joke, and I'll admit, I absolutely love half-life 2, and not being a failure at judging games as 90% of those who play them are, I'd say half-life 2 is the better game, Crysis has much better graphics and physics yes, but remember HL2 WAS RELEASED IN 2004!! Crysis has 4 years of technology on hl2. Despite the outdated havok physics of hl2, hl2 is still among the most impressive games to date, not Episode 2, the original. Crysis still is good though
Finally someone who thinks just as I do :D Hl2 Was one of the best games I've ever played. I even heard it once got the award " Best game in the world" Or something like that. That's impressive. But still, they need to update the source engine quite a lot :/
@fredsnicker (about the HL2 in 2004 bit) HL2 had amazing graphics for its time. Crysis has amazing graphics (still) for its time. Both games continue to amaze me with the graphics they have pull off.
I don't understand why people play halo 2 instead of halo 3. people say that hey did not change anything, it just looks better, if the only difference is that it looks better why not play halo 3 there's more to do.
lol... i dont understand why people play console games at all.. the influence of consoles to the whole gaming world causes that more and more games being released which just..suck. the real computer games are gone, now there are only VIDEO games, interactive crappy movies..
I think people play consoles because there is a lot less to understand and it makes it very easy to play a game and join your friends. It's just a lot easier to deal with. but i do prefer the computer at the moment.
@HuhnK0t id like to agree with that i really hate those crappy video games they release after the film is out they are so cheep and crappy and have had no time spent on them
i've got a badass computer, FPS are not the problem with crysis, and no doubt, the graphics are excellent, especially with the "natural mod", but crysis produces a lot of errors. an unfinished game, like everything what comes from EA. EVERYTHING is BUGGY. you know.. ea can suck my balls like.. the E is sucking the left one right, and the A is like sucking the other one. i hate those ea guys.
o..ic.. but u hav 2 be liek a vagyna's vagina 2 liek not kno Pure Pwnage u know? liek thos noobz liek still on last gen right? while us pros be lyke usin r uber micro.
a vagynaz vagyna? right liek, dam dude u r teh pwn, i maen cm0n, a vagaynaz vagyna iz liek teh gay of uber gay noobs right! liek thuz noobs thienk wh0 proing bt dyn altehtime. anysway teh EA noobs are teh most gay ass-sucking noobs of all of tehm.
Tetris owns crysis, because it doesnt let your computer crash, doesnt lagg at all, you wont ever have a bad ping, server choke, or anything.. Tetris is a complete game, HL2 almost trough 20936 updates (some of them made it worse !) and crysis? well..this will take a long long time to be complete.
do you really think i care about that? your hair looks uncool and your shoes are worn off. and your daddys car has a oil leakage. now stop bugging me :O
@MentalPineapple I posted that comment 2 years ago haha, but yeah, ive since learned that. thanks.
whatwayzup 3 months ago
this looks funny :D
so laggy but still awesome :3
GamerCrab 1 year ago
Half life 2 is the best atleast PC game ever made. Mods gameplay nude Alyx and more!
Flashlight1996 1 year ago
Gee, thanks. : ) I following your advice. I wont judge that. But? I do have now a WindowsXP. I had, Windows98 in a while before, WindowsVista. its a High SchoolLaptop computer. Sometimes? I borrowIt from school and i take it at home. Bytheway? I should never forget to leave it at home when i everyday go school. because, then theTeacher will never let me borrowIt again. Its a warning i get every damnday.Fuck school. Now, am at home. I do whatever i want, with my borrowed EPIC laptop for now.XD
XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
have to admit half life dose own crysis because crysis had sad game play
TJ5897 2 years ago 11
my word, buddy.. ;)
HuhnK0t 2 years ago
i LOVE HL2 better then CRYSIS on PC i have Gmod 10 and i dosent like tellitubies because i have CRYengine 2
XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
This guys must of never played crysis.
TheCrysisZone 2 years ago
The crysis story line is like injection molded plastic. They just quickly smacked it together so they can show off that they put a few more thousand polygons in a tree. The reason the game takes place in an island is because its the only place where they can realy try and torture your pc. Its merely to show off their HDR and resolution.
DaleSparrow 2 years ago
LOL!!!!
XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
Story line? fucking hell you need help, there is as much of a story line in crysis as there is one in tellitubies.
DaleSparrow 2 years ago
fuck CRYSIS because tellitubies is similar STORYLINE
XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
You never played crysis cuz you cannot aford a good pc for it.
TheCrysisZone 2 years ago
@TheCrysisZone If i get a job, Yes ican buy a grand new damn nice PC. If you get your mouth cut, perhaps i can? But i need to visit you FIRST, NOOB. I'll give a damn what your thoughts is about my, favo acrade games as well NOT are FAILED then Crysis.....I have aford to a Ps3, and a Xbox360. And?! Do you know what, FOOL???!! I already bought me both, CONSOLES....Fuck Crysis games. Half-Life 2, is much creative builded then Crysis. So, Ha!!! you got pwoned in your ASS......!!!!! Heey YAAA!!!
XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
You never played crysis I can see that.
you dont see that consuls are going in to the past.
Computers are taking over.
Because in the future there will be only computers.
So while you waisted over 800 dolars on consuls that are fucked up with their controls...
You could of bought a nice pc or put together a nice pc that would of ran crysis and other FUN games that do not lack in graphics and are enjoyable because of the environments and the gameplay and also the ability to enjoy Multiplayer.
TheCrysisZone 2 years ago
Yes. But its much better to play ONLINE computre....I'll have a pc that dosent make sense to play on. becuase? Its damn laggin when you play Half-life 2 and gta: San andreas. On full graphic. That sucks...I hate Pcs. I love consoles 4 ever, man. my thing is that? Crysis isent that acradeable like Gta 4. A'ight?!! So!!? Half-life 2, is much more acradeable then Gta 4. Why?! yes, i can tell you. its the best game ever made, and you have that gravitygun, that you can move physics more then gta 4.
XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
Thats why you should stop buying windows 98 and get windows 7 and add new mother boards and everything so it wont lag and it will only coist you 800$ If your smart.
by the way. Your a half life fanboy :)
TheCrysisZone 2 years ago
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XtremeRealisme666 2 years ago
I took this vid in the sense it was meant, as a joke, and I'll admit, I absolutely love half-life 2, and not being a failure at judging games as 90% of those who play them are, I'd say half-life 2 is the better game, Crysis has much better graphics and physics yes, but remember HL2 WAS RELEASED IN 2004!! Crysis has 4 years of technology on hl2. Despite the outdated havok physics of hl2, hl2 is still among the most impressive games to date, not Episode 2, the original. Crysis still is good though
fredsnicker 2 years ago 6
Finally someone who thinks just as I do :D Hl2 Was one of the best games I've ever played. I even heard it once got the award " Best game in the world" Or something like that. That's impressive. But still, they need to update the source engine quite a lot :/
gordonfreemannr2 2 years ago
@fredsnicker (about the HL2 in 2004 bit) HL2 had amazing graphics for its time. Crysis has amazing graphics (still) for its time. Both games continue to amaze me with the graphics they have pull off.
ccraig1995 1 year ago
@ccraig1995 man check out half life 2 lost coast . best graphics
tony117ification 8 months ago
@fredsnicker 3 Years... actually...
FlyingLaptop 6 months ago
@FlyingLaptop And if you count the demo.... a bit earlier....
FlyingLaptop 6 months ago
I don't understand why people play halo 2 instead of halo 3. people say that hey did not change anything, it just looks better, if the only difference is that it looks better why not play halo 3 there's more to do.
whatwayzup 2 years ago
lol... i dont understand why people play console games at all.. the influence of consoles to the whole gaming world causes that more and more games being released which just..suck. the real computer games are gone, now there are only VIDEO games, interactive crappy movies..
HuhnK0t 2 years ago
I think people play consoles because there is a lot less to understand and it makes it very easy to play a game and join your friends. It's just a lot easier to deal with. but i do prefer the computer at the moment.
whatwayzup 2 years ago
@HuhnK0t lmao, retard
TheDestoned 1 year ago
@HuhnK0t id like to agree with that i really hate those crappy video games they release after the film is out they are so cheep and crappy and have had no time spent on them
garry10574 1 year ago
@whatwayzup Maby cuz they dont have a Xbox 360 :|
warezbbTutorials 1 year ago
crap....
Fokogrilo 3 years ago
crysis: 2000 barrels
the hl2 engine is fucking dead
nabxf 3 years ago
nope. crysis 16000 barrells..
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
20000 barrels, sorry forgot a 0
i just found a 32000 barrel video actually
nabxf 3 years ago
Hl2 has more interesting storyline and has very much mods and skins to change.
LATVIA53911 3 years ago
the ONLY!!! thing that is so fking great about Gmod what crysis doesnt have: TOOLS..
if Crysis had tools, and you could play sandbox online on it.. it will pwn Gmod hard in the ass with 2 fingers in his nose, and 3 in his ass..
Gmod is good. but admit that Crysis graphics are much better...
but still i play Gmod cuz that rocks online with tools :P :D Crysis is boring if you play that to much :P
Ollie1405 3 years ago
fuck graphics and read descritions dumbass
retardeddummy 3 years ago
no! Just FUCK U!
Fokogrilo 3 years ago
its the game the story NOT the graphics
retardeddummy 3 years ago
i guess you're a random EA Games fan, who likes all the new, and endlessly sucking video games. imho hl2 had a 1000x better story than crysis.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
HL2 vs Crysis? haha, common! Hl2 lose. Hl2 has outdated graphics, unrealistic physics and more sh!t. Doom 3 owns hl2. And so Crysis Too
FFSTURM 3 years ago
Crysis is crap. Gameplay is aweful. There is no way the gameplay could be more boring. And as for Doom... Don't even get me started... n00b.
smitzeruk 3 years ago
All 3 are excellent games. Please stop bitching about it.
nightmissle 3 years ago 2
agree
FFSTURM 3 years ago
agreeing with the agree,er
GordonFreemon 3 years ago
bullettime
puro19942 3 years ago
what sort of problems do you have?
Goulaf14 3 years ago
lol i don't have any bug with crysis. do you have crysis?
for the server, you must to choose the best server like fis server or clanfr server...
but now , i understand the irony ^^
but i love crysis :p because i have a good computer...
Goulaf14 3 years ago 3
i've got a badass computer, FPS are not the problem with crysis, and no doubt, the graphics are excellent, especially with the "natural mod", but crysis produces a lot of errors. an unfinished game, like everything what comes from EA. EVERYTHING is BUGGY. you know.. ea can suck my balls like.. the E is sucking the left one right, and the A is like sucking the other one. i hate those ea guys.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
who doesnt love pure pwnage?
MrJeremiahhh 3 years ago
you know liek some1s maybe dunno pure pwnage liek they only playing liek singleplayer on easy right?
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
o..ic.. but u hav 2 be liek a vagyna's vagina 2 liek not kno Pure Pwnage u know? liek thos noobz liek still on last gen right? while us pros be lyke usin r uber micro.
MrJeremiahhh 3 years ago
a vagynaz vagyna? right liek, dam dude u r teh pwn, i maen cm0n, a vagaynaz vagyna iz liek teh gay of uber gay noobs right! liek thuz noobs thienk wh0 proing bt dyn altehtime. anysway teh EA noobs are teh most gay ass-sucking noobs of all of tehm.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
crysis is the best sorry ;)
bad graphics...
Goulaf14 3 years ago
you dont understand irony, sorry ;)
Tetris owns crysis, because it doesnt let your computer crash, doesnt lagg at all, you wont ever have a bad ping, server choke, or anything.. Tetris is a complete game, HL2 almost trough 20936 updates (some of them made it worse !) and crysis? well..this will take a long long time to be complete.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
haha, you sure did show up crysis, seeing as how that didn't even lag and all those barrels are casting a shadow...........oh wait.
spudsplatterpuss 3 years ago
its because of the map r tard
n11lc 3 years ago
bloxorz owns hl2
genomastergenomaster 3 years ago 3
well then upload some stuff ;)
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
you lose cuz thats false im 17
genomastergenomaster 3 years ago
do you really think i care about that? your hair looks uncool and your shoes are worn off. and your daddys car has a oil leakage. now stop bugging me :O
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
mmmm okay, Now tell me something i know.
genomastergenomaster 3 years ago
lol are you kidding me?
alright. something you know: you are a 40 years old guy from chile.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
i dont understand that
genomastergenomaster 3 years ago
thats the point, son. i told you something you didnt already know. there you are. be happy.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
hl2 owns crysis
tell me something i dont know
genomastergenomaster 3 years ago
?! gravity is just an effect of mass. are you happy now?
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
Why did you purposely find a full bright 10 minute map?
Surely it has nothing to do with you trying to make source look bad.
SGTNAPALM333 3 years ago
the physics are good on it but
compared to crysis
they dont run as smooth :)
3000craig 3 years ago
I'm so serious about this!!! and not i didnt read the description what are you talking about?
Diegog5 3 years ago
nice fps xD
anderpr 3 years ago
mh it runs smooth but i first recorded a demo and that's why it laggs.
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
I RATED UR VIDEO LOVE ME
Ohthesickone 3 years ago 2
lol yeah thanks but this vid is pure ironic :P
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
I rated too! But with 1 star u bitch!
HATE ME!
Fokogrilo 3 years ago
i dont have time for kiddys which dont understand the reason for this video..so just go play your..whatever..
HuhnK0t 3 years ago
DS ones (gameboys but fags life to call is DS one)
tomoom165 3 years ago