Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 8]

[royalweirdo]

lol. he seemed more excited to call her than she was that he called her. Suchacutie:)

[11Lilabelle]

your so southern. :D

[elizabeththeshortone]

that awkward moment where michael jackson is dead now o_o

[squeeblesinchworm]

I don't know what's wrong with the girl he called. But if he called me, I would totally be pumped to talk to him:D

[bieberbiscut]

Like if youre watching in 2012.. xD <3

[annanmeg123]

Osama Bin Laden is dead...MATT HAD SEX WITH JESSICA ALBA??

[fuzzyboots38]

5:17 to 5:58 and I was all over the floor laughing my ass off. xD

[ZeeMorgieBear]

You have the cutest smile!

[TheHugs2]

is his last name brown because the person he called had the same last name

[ilikemcryoubitch]

Poopy

[1coch]

Dude I should totally send him my number!! Wonder if he would call me???

[katiemunsterloveschu]

I would like to see the 47 minute uncut video please :)

[MathildeLoveBiersack]

I want to be that pillow..

[harleyvonpanda14]

... isn't it seven dwarfs?

[iFuzzification]

I WOULD BE A MOTHER FUCKING SHARK BITCH!

[RougeOctopus]

"what? I don't watch the power puff girls!" "Bubbles; it's definitely bubbles." made me laugh for 10 minutes straight xD

[revay56]

bubbles its tottaly bubbles :D i spelled a few things wrong :3

[NeverShoutBenna]

God I love your laugh<333

[SabbyDesj]

He is cute!!!!!!!

[PearsRpretty]

His laugh is adorable :3

[skatinguitars116]

anyone know the name of the song at the end?

[DaisiieChains]

wow that girl is an idiot.... I would so love for that to be me he called ;o

[kissmyassk2]

are you superstitious? 

[VictoriaBvB13]

im sad i hav skool tomorrow so i cant watch all these in one night :\

[FlurtyKitty1001]

Who else wants to be the pillow?

[beachperson22]

my fave part is 4:52

[MrRandomgummybears]

ummm Its 7 dwarfs lol :P

[kayceerose07]

bubbles is my favorite too :3

[MissMusicChickaa]

Madison Brown lives in my town...she's a bitch.

[GoldenPotterhead143]

I'd be muthafukkinsharkbitch! NOM!

[WWDJ3]

Peace and joy.Bless you

[nightmareee57]

Omg, I love your laugh at 5:40. xD

[Wolfmonster14]

Im pretty sure its Snow White and SEVEN dwarves, not 12 :P

[DayanaTina]

its 7 not 12 oO and Jill is ur other hand XD

[koolzbean]

how he said that at 4:53 sounded so funny

[paramoredemon96]

who else thought that swifty had sex with jessica alba so hard that he killed osama bin laden when he actually got killed?

[ilikemcryoubitch]

@canadianfallout bye!! Hope you burn in hell! Although your probly just faking it, I still hope so.

[greatkittycat]

@canadianfallout Brady.... XD

[123lonelyisland]

@greatkittycat  dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[greatkittycat]

@canadianfallout

you wont kill yourself. XD

dont worry people he is jk. I know him in real life

[canadianfallout]

@greatkittycat YOU DON'T KNOW ME..I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DO IT...YOUR JUST ENCOURAGING ME:'(

[canadianfallout]

I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF..I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED MY WHOLE LIFE AND NOW I REALLY THINK I CAN DO IT. Thanks Swifty, you ended a life.

[lolafayemi]

is he on drugs.... because that would make a whole lotta sense.

[bunnybooties]

He answered my tweets and one of my Facebook replies!:O ::SQUEALS::

[elmonotemochick555]

Actually, its 7 midgets. Nonetheless, it would still be pretty sweet.

[heyyitskelsi]

who else really wished he would call you

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

PLATYPUS

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

i luv bubbles 2 XD

[queenAaliyah3000]

xD "i'D be a motha fuckin shark bitch" the was Swifty said that shit made me laugh so hard xD

[PepperThePumaKAT]

Is it weird I know every word? :o

[aaazkk]

Love old swifty but people grow up and now he's awesome in other ways, still love him!

[xXYouIKillXx]

"NO I DONT I LOVE YOU" Ah i love That part (:

[RandomTaco359]

hahahahahaha cut it off.....

[Fi3sTy15]

Do you know the muffin man?

"Yea the one who lives on- i ate him..i ate him".

HAHAHAHA.<3

[44Millz]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE OTHER 41 MINUTES OF AWESOMENESS???

[shoppingkartind]

Yes my computer froze right at 1:36!:D

[MsCrystalSimpson]

"its bubbles, its totally bubbles"

[aoiaou]

I've seen this video so many times, yet I still laugh so hard at the way he says "I'd be a motherfucking shark bitch".

[lanieareeah22]

can i be that pillow??

[AlyakimTV]

i <3 snow white

[awesomeness00121]

do u know the muffin man

ya the one that loves on ...i ate him...... i ate him

[awesomeness00121]

if u called me i would be like holey shit fuck i love u

[awesomeness00121]

if u called me i would be like so fucking happy

[missmusic17ily]

haha "I ate him. I ate him." xD

[CoppockC1]

lol osama is already dead

[13xcharmed]

taha i'm evil :)

[picklezqueen31]

hahahah---cut it off o_o

lmfao !!

[AskMeCassy]

Something tells me Matt has never watch Snow White before

[MelloCupcake15]

id be a mutherfuckin shark bitch AHH XD

[jjrox23239797]

chance is a bitch. :D

[skittles9738]

lmao "I'D BE A MOTHERFUCKIN SHARK, BITCH."

[sladunkaAa]

swifty why did you get a life?!?!!?WHY WHYYYYY?!

[jjrox23239797]

hahaha. your a cutie pie!

[keikokitty189]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

*acts all sexy*

...I would shoot you in the face.

[bybouch10]

i love your laugh <3 it's so cuuuuuteeeee <3<3<3

[funnyemotions]

wht do people think when they walk by his room???? XXD

[bmam2020]

i feel like a beautiful lotus's music can give ear seizures. its a kool thought! >.<

[RandomTaco359]

i would be excited if you called me :D

[thevideomaster22]

looks like swifty did have that sex with jessica alba... xDDD

[CoonTailsForLife]

jeezus isnt real. sorry to disapoint............. and no, he isnt gonna be in anybodys lunch box..

[Lena1993justbeyou]

I wann see the rest :( can you emil it to me :)

[HollayyMarie]

Lucky Fuckin Pillow

[18ZOMBiEZ18]

I love how you couldn't keep a straight face with the large dick question :D

[christopherwoodsb]

I turned on the closed captioning option which is a voice recognition based program with has definitely not been perfected because instead of it saying "Okay being a princess would involve me to be a girl" like Swifty said, it put " okay well being a princess would involve me to give good oral"!!!!!!!!! LAWL

[DiskkoMassacre]

6ft1 = mm. c;

[adeadbitch]

that girl is a lucky bitch and i fucking hate her for being a snob. :D

[lolzchuracutie]

@adeadbitch

lolz if he called me i would prob scream and make him and all of his fans deaf i love his sooo much lol :)

[TheMoonlight224]

OSAMA IS DEAD NOW ITS UR FAULT....jk

[princessmelody7]

I LOVE YOU SWIFTY!!! Bubbles is the best PowerPuff Girl!!!!!! Eeepp! XD

[XxxgreeleyestatesxxX]

I love how she has your last name.

xP

[XzoRzizM]

I Love how he says 'No I dont I Love You!'

[XxxgreeleyestatesxxX]

@XzoRzizM He is 22 now

But he was 19 in this video.

[21kittykitkat]

HOW OLD R U? U LOOK LIK 16 BUT UR OVIUSLY NOT

[darkmattersunshine]

That girl who got called is lameeeeassssss.

[megant1021]

You always have the best songs for intros. (:

[CrazyGamerChris9]

Mattison Brown....Matt Brown...His DAUGHTER??? Yeah not really :P

[KraziiSophina94]

this has got to be my favorite one!!!

[johnnijohnson1]

"Its Bubbles Its Totally Bubbles!" hahaha

[BEMS4827]

Binladen...

[fallingfromflight]

Who else has really wanted to see the other 41 minutes?

[uberdinos]

@fallingfromflight there r 41 thumbs up on this :3

[lilywassup]

trees wiff flowers....PWNAGE

[wowimsoawesome125]

looks like he and jill are in an abusive relationship. poor swifty :(

[WWDJ3]

You r funny.Bless you

[merydivaahRawwr]

let me touch your PENiS awwww! xDDD that fucking cracked me up btw this was uploaded on my birthday :3

[vampability67]

CUTIEPIE!!!!!!!

[DCFallenangel690]

I give it a 8.5 out of ten probably because his videos don't make a whole lot of sence but he's good on the back fall of being funny:) I like it

[TheCourtnah]

Okay so I just want to say that yeah.. I like this older videos too, but I don't think you have changed and I think its stupid that people keep hating on you "changing". Do what your heart desires. I have been watching your videos for a looong time, and I think you are still equally as awesome.

[mrwiggles352]

dear osamo binladen

my hiding spot was better

-waldo

[Falcarious]

@mrwiggles352 Corrected: "Dear Osama bin Laden,

My hiding spot was better. -Waldo"

[Falcarious]

@mrwiggles352 Corrected: "Dear Osama bin Laden,

My hiding spot was better.

-Waldo"

[EllentheStrange]

I simply love, how you say "dot com" :D

[lmbomg1]

lolololol osama bin laden iz already dead. lolololol

[nightmareee57]

I love that laugh at 5:40 . xD

[kaliprc]

oh swifty killed bin laden thr truth is out!:)

[reesyluvsu2]

his laugh makes me laugh! lol! that happens to me a lot

[laramiet011]

4.43 : Called it

[laramiet011]

cutie pie is something your mom would call you

[supershinygloss]

ohhh, so thats how osama bin laden really died

[bowiewondergirl]

mmmm tall...long hair...plays guitar...perverted..yes sir you are my kinda guy...but...i go to school with 5 foot 2 midgets....im a tall girl...fml...

[sockmonkeyful4]

aaahhhhaa osama bin laden is dead now... and i bet it was from swifty boning jessica.

[DaniiiRawrrr]

Dude She Has Yo Numba Lol

[EdwardRocks5]

Hi i love u

[ChristinaChao]

DUDE! He got SOOO nervous when he called her xD

:3 it was cute

[Plushire]

Its Bubbles.. ITS TOTALLY BUBBLEs xD

[xXtHEsIcKnESs]

253 486 6878.

OHYES.

[DaniiiRawrrr]

@xXtHEsIcKnESs Whos Number Is That Lol

[Zahn42]

i feel like a dick cause im only 17 and im taller than swifty ):

[Fanpires23]

....Cut it off -_-

That part had me DYING! XDD I LOVE SWIFTY! :DDD

[skilletchick666]

holy shit if he called me id shit myself screaming!!!!

[catNamedSueshe]

it is bubbles it is totally bubbles

[ArsonWolf]

i thought it was snow white and the SEVEN midgets

[MerelFollowTV]

I know that if Swifty would call me, I would first ask if this is joke, 'cause it happens. Then I would be like Sh*t I am talking to Swifty and after the phonecall I would be screaming two weeks long...

[OhaiBrieanna]

I miss old Swifty! D: Like this!

[tashaMELY]

i wanna see the other 40 minutes lol :D

[tashaMELY]

i wish swifty would call me D:

[tashaMELY]

awwwww he was so cute and all blushy when he was calling her. :D

[thedownlowxoxo]

i will kill u first but with love <3

[spacegirl1998]

"No i don't! I love you!"

Probably the cutest Swifty has ever sounded, like, ever.

[TheLookbeforeyouleap]

"I hate this funny pillow! No I don't I love you!" best part of the whole video. I lol-ed at that for like 10 minutes :D

[killing4urlove]

UHHH THERE ARE 7 DWARFS

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

Tampon Brown? Ew :L

[XxbreatheinlifeXx]

cutie pie!!!

[MissRawrPantz]

i love his laugh <3

[pollyallover]

'I'd be a mothafuckin shark bitch! Argh.' made me laugh so much lololo

[nanzo2000]

ok i think the best name for a stripper would be cumfetti

[KendraSaysRaawr]

how could that chick not be excited as fuck? :o ♥

[MsLazToYou]

5:39 He's actually laughing properly for once... XD <3

[WafflezAndRaWr]

i love you lets have sex XD

[MhmItsTata]

She has the same last name :)

[punkster1015]

92 People didn't find "Jesus" in their lunch bag xD

[smexichick97]

OMG he looked so cute hugging the pillow

[Thenastyones97]

there is a different song at the end

[161616spike]

where is your straigth jacket?

[victorylap991]

omg 5:40 is the cutest laugh ever :)

[DinoTart]

I miss the way you look here :'(

[hayleyraerich]

if swifty called me i would probably like have a fucking heart attack and then i would ask him a question instead of being lame like that chick : D i <3swifty :):):):):):):)

[darkshadowsrok]

NUUU ITS BUTTERCUP!!! D=

[darkshadowsrok]

NUU BUTTERCUP FTW!!! lolz

[KlavierGirlAlways]

0:54 That's not Jill! D:

[Bambileehellsson]

MAN IM TELLING U, WE R MEANT 2 B (EVEN DOH IM A CAPSLOCK RETARD,HEE!!)!!

my faveanimal (hahahh fave made me think of rave and raveanimal would b cool like those in avatar that glow n stuff omg hahah, imagine a raveanimalbublazour) is shark and when i was little *cough*15 *cough* me and 2 other friends (yes i have friends, they r not two big rock in the forrest eeeheh...heee..) made friend-necklaces and i got bubbles! :D:D MAH, if that isnt a big fuckin "SOULMATE" i dont want 2 know what love is

[KlavierGirlAlways]

@Bambileehellsson Wow... you're almost as random as Swifty... XD

[Swampax]

@KlavierGirlAlways Cheesefries are cheesy, and you know it! O_o

[ih8pyros]

i was at the phone ringing part then my phone started ringing and i was like HOLY SHIT ITS SWIFTY then i realized its just telemarketing and i was like :(

[FredWeasleyRox]

Did snow white hav some babies with the dwarves??? How the heck is there 12????

[XxZOMBEHZxX]

JILL SMACKED YOU IN DA FACE CUZ YOU USED HER CUZIN BETH TO SHOW DA WORLDD EARLIER!!!!!PAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!­!!1

[oreolicious7]

ok i would like pay you for that pillow xD

[oreolicious7]

did he really call her? that lucky bitch but no she didnt think that

[whaaasuupmyhomies]

there should be an episode of ask swifty where you answer every email. ever.