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  • Hilarious.

  • Or this: "I am on the fucking moon....and there's nowhere in this suit for a fart to go."

  • @ladylejean215 I never thought of that. I wonder how long it takes in 1/6 gravity for the fart to make it up into the helmet.

  • Yeah humans have never even been In space. Or underwater. And planes are fake to

  • I expected him to say he stepped in dogshit.

  • Didn't get it, why he keeps on swearing? He sounds illiterate to me

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  • That guy just walks like a troll on the moon.... I see him like a Troll-Dad dancing!

  • We never went to the moon. Neil Armstrong Buzz Aldrin Pete Conrad Alan Bean Alan Shepard Edgar Mitchell David Scott James Irwin John W. Young Charles Duke Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt went to the moon. Unfortunately I did not get to go along so essentially THEY went to the moon but WE did not.
  • cool it its the best thing on youtube

  • @MrLoneWolf009 ...even waist your breath, I've tried to say the TRUTH by stating scientifically documented FACT, but these guys believe opinions are more true than fact.

  • @JorickHorn don't even bother, it's a lost cause. All the time and effort and lives lost in the Apollo missions are now "FAKE AND GAY, this shits GAY HYOOMANS KANT GO INTO SPACE ONLY GOD AND JESUS CAN DO THAT" these people are just completely idiotic and still today thinkthat we have never went into space. Then tell me, HOW DO WE HAVE SATTELITES, VOYAGERS 1 & 2, and all the shit we have today, all that broadcast uninterrupted signals WITH cameras back to earth? These people are morons, don't ev

  • @MrLoneWolf009 the fact is we never went to the moon. but we have gone into space. we have all of the stations up there but we didnt go to the moon. there is a radiation belt just passed the outer parts of the atmosphere. the russians tried to get passed it but got fried from the radiation. henceforth it is impossible for them to have gone to the moon without having lead in the ship. which they couldnt cause it weighed the ship down to much

  • @Protacol27 I'm pretty sure the Mexicans have never been to the moon.

  • @lostbuffalo slide rule? I don't need no stinking slide rule... we don't have no stinking slide rules aaaaiiiiiiieeeee

  • @lostbuffalo

    LOL no they've never been to the moon they're too busy colonizing the United States

  • @Protacol27 the moon has 1/3rd the gravity of earth, fucknut

  • @Rcrby525 wtf does that have to do with my comment and btw dipshit the moon has 1/6 the gravity of earth

  • @Rcrby525 what a silly thing to say! The moon has 1/6 of earths gravity.

  • Hey you guys.. Not a moon conspiracy nut by a long shot but how did we put cameras outside the lander for the first step on the moon?

  • @Badhabitsjay It was attached to the outside of the lander on an extendable arm which was extended before Neil exited the module.

  • @JorickHorn And it was immediately able to send live uninterrupted footage back to earth 300,000 thousand miles away by satellite, even tho back on earth most satellite broadcasts in those days were interrupted often due to loss of signal, aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha, "Oh the fairly tales............"

  • @Moreofthesamez Their communications were sent by radio signal. There was nothing to block the radio signal, so it got through just fine. I also don't believe it was sent by means of satellite. Satellite is not a synonym for "wireless," it literally means "object in its own orbit." Or in communications, a satellite signal is something relayed by a man-made satellite in orbit around Earth.

  • @Moreofthesamez I don't know where you got the idea that most satellite broadcasts were interrupted by loss of signal, and even so, don't you think NASA would have more and better signal receivers than just the pair of rabbit ears on your television?

  • The moon landings were faked, they were filmed on Mars.

  • This is almost as real as the "real" moon landing correspondence..

  • Holy living fuck ^^

  • lol

  • Back in middle school, I got in trouble for having "Our Dumb Century". Of course, it was open to this page when they found me reading it.

  • 54 people need to be left on the fucking moon.

  • I hope to hear even more swearing in the first manned mision to mars.

  • If a tinfoil hatter told me this was the real sound clip of the landing, THAT I could believe. Humans have walked on other spheres. Mind-boggling. Jesus H. Christ.

  • I wish they had the final line. "High holy living fuck, can you believe that shit?"

  • Evidence of Absence: Where is the rest of the four-letter-word vocabulary?

  • funny :)

  • I've been waiting for the real audio. Thanks so much for posting. Judas H. Priest on a popsicle stick.

  • Conveniently there was a camera already on the moon waiting to photo neils steps. I'm sorry but if u don't question these moon landings...u r wrong.

  • @borgdan1234 THERE WAS AN UNMANNED CAMERA ATTACHED TO THE LANDER. How fucking hard is that to figure out, man? It was on a robotic arm that extended from the side of the LEM. That's not just guesswork, either, it's historical fact. That's why Neil's decent was filmed from the side, and Buzz's decent was the one filmed from the front (because after that, Neil had a camera set up).

  • Ah hahaha. "The fucking moon. Over." Music fades to end.

  • 53 people probably think this is real.

  • This is NOT The Onion, nor does it have anything to do with them. This is from The Evolution Control Committee (The ECC). The people who made "Rocked by Rape"... not the Onion...

  • "Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket"

  • I would probably feel the same way if I walked on the moon. It would be a profound experience

  • After 6 successful moon landings (travelling 400,000 Kms away) without a hitch in 1969, NASA failed to travel 300 Kms to the space station killing all onboard the Columbia in 2003 with much better technology. Wow! It's like a guy who swam across the pacific ocean drowned in a bucket of water. Or a guy who defeated Mike Tyson in boxing got punched by Mr. Bean.

  • This is fake because where thea fuck is the camera man lol was he on the moon first I think they staged these moon landings for the video so the FCC fines would not happen but I do believe they landed on the moon but don't show us the actual video

  • @rushinobby09 Neeerrrrrr. It's a joke, dumbass. Have we not heard of Google? It's not to hard to have a unmanned camera on the exterior of a ship either, it's been done plenty of times. Seriously, how bad is the science education in the US (and likely the West in general) that people can't logically think through the most simple of questions?

  • so fake.

    my iphone is more powerful than computers in '69

  • @N10ess Yes, most of the mathematics for this trip were done with a damn slide rule. It's not fake, it's just people back then gave a shit and tried.

  • @JorickHorn They designed the calculator with a slide rule too

  • Ahahahahahahah

  • then the aliens said fuck off! don't come back!

  • The beginning of this made me want to play Mass Effect again...

    And then when they started talking, I couldn't do anything but laugh. At 2:05, you can hear laughter in the background? Maybe it's just me.

  • Absofuckinglutely!!!!!

  • I cant stop watching this

  • Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!

  • nicely done, I like the mood ;)

  • holy mother of fuck. OMG GENIUS GENIUS, I am Holy Mother of Fuck reincarnated to a dumb fuck in a way that makes it right....... over.

  • Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!

  • "...the fucking moon!"

    lol

  • if u sent up a telescope on the moon say 10 dobs wud u be able see threw peepes homes ?

  • there were no FCC fines at that time

  • I know convincing the "experts" that "know" we never went to the moon that they're wrong is about as easy as convincing my toilet that it is actually a 4.0L inline 6 engine, but I'm going to throw this out anyway:

    If we had, in fact, faked the landing, wouldn't the Russians have been all over that? They were watching the missions as closely as the Americans, listening to our broadcasts, snooping on telemetry, etc. If it was faked, why didn't they ever pull back the curtain to reveal the Wizard?

  • @tybo09

    GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING PRIZE!!!

    Of course they would. If the Russians even suspected the Yanks didn't make the landing they would have been all over them. Just imagine the propaganda coup they would have if they proved the Americans faked the whole thing. Apparently, that very simple fact is lost on so many people.

  • @cashcleaner Thanks. Glad someone realizes this. The conspiracy people argue that "the Russians were spending a lot of money trying to get to the moon, too. If they claimed the US couldn't do it, then their people would claim that they couldn't either."

    It makes less sense than the 9/11 theories.

  • Can't you see the first shot is cropped? If you were high enough to see that degree of curvature the moon would be much smoother. Hello? By the mere fact that this is fake, and that they DID this, wouldn't that raise your eyebrows JUST A TAD?

  • "Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!" - classic.

  • 9/11 was fake too, i dont believe anything from the TV

  • For the full version of the source audio do a search for "ECC The Fucking Moon".

    Credit where credit is due.....

  • Increase the weight of your wife's trousers by attaching onions to the belt loops.

    Now, can somebody please tell me why nobody has landed on the moon since? Also, why are they building a space station, floating about in space, instead of actually building it on the fucking moon?

    I have a hair dryer and a pair of curling tongs that i'd like to swap for an electronic calculator and a purse with a clip fastening.

  • When Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, who was holding the camera?

  • The moon, for Christ'ssakes. The moon. Over.

  • 1969: A Space Odyssey

  • They didn't use this kind of language when they

    went to the moon.

  • They fucking did, too!

  • @jpsmart59

    Yeah, they did. I remember it fucking clear as fuck.

  • "in a chicken basket". Luv it

  • total crock of crap evn this video.

  • The moon....for Christs sake..

  • liar

  • Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

  • uh........holy shit! hahahah XD

  • Simply the best thing that's ever happened to this country.

  • curent rates 666 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • This is how it SHOULD have gone.

  • This is from the book "Our Dumb Century" the audio book published by the Onion. Brilliant!

  • No, we just need to sterilize those people who believe we never went to the moon, it would greatly improve the human gene pool. Sterilize the 911 hoax believers while you're at it too.

  • That's with that kind of thinking and the morons who "thumbed you up" (5 people) that some country allow some faggots like Hitler into power. The gene pool will clean itself up in time.

  • i agree

  • It was inside job, I won't believe they went to the moon until you provide me with

    moon rocks. So that means never...lol

  • @jpsmart59 Go to the smithsonian and check out the moon rock you can touch.

  • @jpsmart59 There would probably have to be 100's to 1000's of people in on the lie if they never went. Provide me with solid evidence that hasn't been disproven that they never went. "So that means never"

  • @AJprofsr

    I once heard someone say that the only thing harder than landing on the moon would be faking it and covering it up.

    Convincing someone who "knows" we never went is about as easy as convincing a brick wall that it is actually a golden retriever.

  • @tatarjj2007 And don't forget the religious evolution deniers.

  • @tatarjj2007 9/11 never happened. It was staged on the moon.

  • @marcusaureliooze

    Haha, that one I like!

  • @tatarjj2007 I agree. The gene pool needs chlorine.

  • @tatarjj2007 and rape the virgins

  • @tatarjj2007

    You are the stupidest fuck I think i've ever read a comment by on this website, which is a pretty amazing feat. Sterilize yourself while your at it.

  • @tatarjj2007 Give scholarships to the people who critically have some doubts regarding to the legitamacy that falling debris was soley responsible for the collapse of building 7...and well, find mental help for 100% of the population who think 9/11 didn't even happen at all and that every single video of the Twin Towers we've seen was made using CGI and that not a single person was in the buildings. Youtube really brings out the inner paranoid schizophrenic in people, it's kind of sad...

  • @tatarjj2007 By "911 hoax believers" i'd guess you're referring to the masses that still believe the fantasy that is the official version of 9/11 involving 2 planes knocking down 3 towers which fell into the path of most resistance at near free fall speeds? 

  • @cpkdoc

    GAY SPACE POLACKS DID 9/11!!!111oneeleven

  • @cpkdoc As someone that understands and works with mechanical engineering principles on a daily basis, the collapse of WTC 1 and 2 isn't shocking at all. Take out a certain percentage of the building's support structure, weaken the remaining support structure with massive fires, and it'll collapse. The support structure on WTC 1 and 2 simply buckled in on themselves, it should be obvious to anyone with a brain. WTC 7, however, that's where the questions arise.

  • @tatarjj2007 Spoken like a true "american". You piece of shit.

  • @tatarjj2007 I never heard of a 9/11 hoax believer, I think everyone believes planes crashed into the towers.

  • @clydelaz i believe the planes were actually hot air balloons propelled by depleted uranium cells

  • @tatarjj2007 Would you sterilize people who question things?

  • @IBMeddling

    because they are ignoring things.

  • @tatarjj2007 Yeah sterilize all those who don't believe the scumbag lowlife lying cheap politicians who'd piss on their mother's graves for power

  • is this real dialogue?

  • no...but its damn good.

  • come on we thought is was a private channel we had no idea the public was listening in we had some time to kill waiting for link up what would all if have done ? we did not account for those with short wave radios in Australia

  • Why didn't we just have everyone in the states sterilized about 25 years ago so most people commenting in on this video would not cease to destroy my intelligence by proxy?

  • must... resist... reading... comment section....

    ah shit i'm a fuckwit now

  • Really? Wow it was nice of them to wink at it and not say it was fake then wasn't it?

  • hey lowdangle I gotta ask where did you get your secret info about the Russians "not buying it"? In the 40 years since the Apollo project they've never made such a claim. You know something the rest of the world doesn't? Or are you just fuckass stupid making up shit?

  • Behold the logic of the moontard. The Russians knew the Apollo missions were fake and have kept it a secret for 40 years out of friendship. Good thinking....for an idiot.

  • @mrlowdangle Shut up.  just stop talking. please. how many negative votes do u need to get crammed up ur ass before u realize everyone hates u?

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  • We went to the moon. Deal with it.

  • even if im a withered decrepid 105 year old man when your dodgy lying government finally slips up,or admits the truth(wont hold my breath on that score tho) ..i'll come back here to antique youtube,dust off the cobwebs,and make a nelson style 'ha-ha! ..who's the moontard now suckers!' video response to rub your noses in it.

  • Actually to make dry dust rise and fall in parabolic arcs, as it does in the films, without billowing would alone require a vacuum chamber larger than we are capable of building. It would be easier just to go to the moon.

  • hahaha funny

  • lol

  • whats a moontard? I would think you would have to be one to belive that anyone has ever been to the moon,way to much inconsistency which would not be the case if they were not trying to deceive us.

  • Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket

  • I think I shed a tear! That was beautiful!

  • Cause I'm proud to be an American...

  • what photo's a few pixels and use your imagination and the russians have mirrors on the moon too so how does that prove anything?

  • I typed a long explanation (which was over the character count), but I am not posting it as it came to me that nothing will make you change your mind other than sending you up to the Moon yourself.

  • Don't argue with moontards they are very stupid so who cares what they think anyway? You could fly them to the moon and show them the sites and they'd just claim that they were planted there the day before.

  • O couldn't breath.

  • Holy Mother of f**k, the f**king moon! over...

    I lol'd

  • the real reason they faked the moon landing. The REAL video was too explicit for television, and NASA could NOT afford the FCC fines.

  • i love it

  • The moon for Christ's sake! The MOON!!

  • Lol!! xD The Moon!!

    ...

    ...Over.

  • the fucking moon

  • onion and retard.... chicken basket... eric kahn... holy shit tranquility

  • It's from The Onion retard.

  • Dude you dumb ass......this IS the Onion version!!!!!

  • The moon belongs to america we put our flag there first !

  • HELLA YA you know it. And thats why we can nuke it if we want to.

  • I agree w/ that statement only because the Russians planted a flag undersea at the north pole & pretending it's their's now. Ok fine, we get the moon.

  • Holy living fuck, I'm on the muthafucking moon.

  • I will now plant the flag, on the mutha' fuckin' moon...

  • The strongest evidence for a moon landing hoax is that Armstrong's first words on the moon *didn't* contain the phrase "holy living fuck!".

    Everyone knows that if you actually walked - fucking walked - on the moon, you'd definitely be like "Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!".

  • Nah the entire world was watching and listening.They have reps in the public eye as hero's and hero's back then did not curse. I am sure he said to himself "holy shit I am on the fucking moon". "This is pro-fucking-found!". Anyway you have to admit this video is kinda funny. I enjoyed it buddy I dunno about you. Have a great day.

  • "I enjoyed it buddy I dunno about you."

    Oh, I did enjoy it. Very much so. I was attempting to make a joke, both in the spirit of the Onion and poking fun at moon hoax nutters at the same time.

  • Jesus H. Christ and a chicken basket!

  • Holy fucking shit!, I'm on the surface of the fucking moon!

  • Was this actually made by/for The Onion?

  • ROTF-LMAO!!!

  • Is this Leroy Jenkins?

  • you mean from NASSA?

  • get a fucking load of that cool fucking roger fucking bleep.

  • I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard at this. BRILLIANT beyond description!

  • I'm sure most of these guys actually talk like this. They are after all mostly ex-Navy and under a shitload of pressure. Too funny.

  • Brilliant. Almost as brilliant as their newspaper headline of the landing.

  • One small step for cursing

    One giant step for free expression!

  • fucking awesome.

  • OMFG I FUCKING LOLD SO HARD