We never went to the moon. Neil Armstrong Buzz Aldrin Pete Conrad Alan Bean Alan Shepard Edgar Mitchell David Scott James Irwin John W. Young Charles Duke Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt went to the moon. Unfortunately I did not get to go along so essentially THEY went to the moon but WE did not.
@MrLoneWolf009 ...even waist your breath, I've tried to say the TRUTH by stating scientifically documented FACT, but these guys believe opinions are more true than fact.
@JorickHorn don't even bother, it's a lost cause. All the time and effort and lives lost in the Apollo missions are now "FAKE AND GAY, this shits GAY HYOOMANS KANT GO INTO SPACE ONLY GOD AND JESUS CAN DO THAT" these people are just completely idiotic and still today thinkthat we have never went into space. Then tell me, HOW DO WE HAVE SATTELITES, VOYAGERS 1 & 2, and all the shit we have today, all that broadcast uninterrupted signals WITH cameras back to earth? These people are morons, don't ev
@MrLoneWolf009 the fact is we never went to the moon. but we have gone into space. we have all of the stations up there but we didnt go to the moon. there is a radiation belt just passed the outer parts of the atmosphere. the russians tried to get passed it but got fried from the radiation. henceforth it is impossible for them to have gone to the moon without having lead in the ship. which they couldnt cause it weighed the ship down to much
@MrLoneWolf009 I agree with you, it is useless to debate and proof them wrong. They never will admit, they are wrong.
But their lies have to be corrected. Take my former post to Protacol as an example. He made the claim, that russian astronauts tried to pass the belts and got fried. This is an enormous and stupid lie. But there are a lot of people without deeper knowledge visiting these sites and read this bullshit.
@JorickHorn And it was immediately able to send live uninterrupted footage back to earth 300,000 thousand miles away by satellite, even tho back on earth most satellite broadcasts in those days were interrupted often due to loss of signal, aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha, "Oh the fairly tales............"
@Moreofthesamez Their communications were sent by radio signal. There was nothing to block the radio signal, so it got through just fine. I also don't believe it was sent by means of satellite. Satellite is not a synonym for "wireless," it literally means "object in its own orbit." Or in communications, a satellite signal is something relayed by a man-made satellite in orbit around Earth.
@Moreofthesamez I don't know where you got the idea that most satellite broadcasts were interrupted by loss of signal, and even so, don't you think NASA would have more and better signal receivers than just the pair of rabbit ears on your television?
If a tinfoil hatter told me this was the real sound clip of the landing, THAT I could believe. Humans have walked on other spheres. Mind-boggling. Jesus H. Christ.
@borgdan1234 THERE WAS AN UNMANNED CAMERA ATTACHED TO THE LANDER. How fucking hard is that to figure out, man? It was on a robotic arm that extended from the side of the LEM. That's not just guesswork, either, it's historical fact. That's why Neil's decent was filmed from the side, and Buzz's decent was the one filmed from the front (because after that, Neil had a camera set up).
NASA really pulled this one off. But we should be careful when we say, "the USA won the space race," because the moon race was only one battle in the larger space race! Every other space-first you can name was achieved by the Soviets: first ICBM, first satellite, first animal and man and woman in space, first pictures of the far side of the moon, first moon robots, first Mars robots, first Venus robots, first space station, the list goes on. Look up the name "Sergey Korolyov." Fascinating man.
This is NOT The Onion, nor does it have anything to do with them. This is from The Evolution Control Committee (The ECC). The people who made "Rocked by Rape"... not the Onion...
After 6 successful moon landings (travelling 400,000 Kms away) without a hitch in 1969, NASA failed to travel 300 Kms to the space station killing all onboard the Columbia in 2003 with much better technology. Wow! It's like a guy who swam across the pacific ocean drowned in a bucket of water. Or a guy who defeated Mike Tyson in boxing got punched by Mr. Bean.
This is fake because where thea fuck is the camera man lol was he on the moon first I think they staged these moon landings for the video so the FCC fines would not happen but I do believe they landed on the moon but don't show us the actual video
@rushinobby09 Neeerrrrrr. It's a joke, dumbass. Have we not heard of Google? It's not to hard to have a unmanned camera on the exterior of a ship either, it's been done plenty of times. Seriously, how bad is the science education in the US (and likely the West in general) that people can't logically think through the most simple of questions?
I know convincing the "experts" that "know" we never went to the moon that they're wrong is about as easy as convincing my toilet that it is actually a 4.0L inline 6 engine, but I'm going to throw this out anyway:
If we had, in fact, faked the landing, wouldn't the Russians have been all over that? They were watching the missions as closely as the Americans, listening to our broadcasts, snooping on telemetry, etc. If it was faked, why didn't they ever pull back the curtain to reveal the Wizard?
Of course they would. If the Russians even suspected the Yanks didn't make the landing they would have been all over them. Just imagine the propaganda coup they would have if they proved the Americans faked the whole thing. Apparently, that very simple fact is lost on so many people.
@cashcleaner Thanks. Glad someone realizes this. The conspiracy people argue that "the Russians were spending a lot of money trying to get to the moon, too. If they claimed the US couldn't do it, then their people would claim that they couldn't either."
Can't you see the first shot is cropped? If you were high enough to see that degree of curvature the moon would be much smoother. Hello? By the mere fact that this is fake, and that they DID this, wouldn't that raise your eyebrows JUST A TAD?
Increase the weight of your wife's trousers by attaching onions to the belt loops.
Now, can somebody please tell me why nobody has landed on the moon since? Also, why are they building a space station, floating about in space, instead of actually building it on the fucking moon?
I have a hair dryer and a pair of curling tongs that i'd like to swap for an electronic calculator and a purse with a clip fastening.
No, we just need to sterilize those people who believe we never went to the moon, it would greatly improve the human gene pool. Sterilize the 911 hoax believers while you're at it too.
That's with that kind of thinking and the morons who "thumbed you up" (5 people) that some country allow some faggots like Hitler into power. The gene pool will clean itself up in time.
@jpsmart59 There would probably have to be 100's to 1000's of people in on the lie if they never went. Provide me with solid evidence that hasn't been disproven that they never went. "So that means never"
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@tatarjj2007 any loser who think 911 wasn't an inside job...isn't paying attention...and oh by the way, how to fly through the Van Allen raditation belt?
@tatarjj2007 Give scholarships to the people who critically have some doubts regarding to the legitamacy that falling debris was soley responsible for the collapse of building 7...and well, find mental help for 100% of the population who think 9/11 didn't even happen at all and that every single video of the Twin Towers we've seen was made using CGI and that not a single person was in the buildings. Youtube really brings out the inner paranoid schizophrenic in people, it's kind of sad...
@tatarjj2007 By "911 hoax believers" i'd guess you're referring to the masses that still believe the fantasy that is the official version of 9/11 involving 2 planes knocking down 3 towers which fell into the path of most resistance at near free fall speeds?
@cpkdoc As someone that understands and works with mechanical engineering principles on a daily basis, the collapse of WTC 1 and 2 isn't shocking at all. Take out a certain percentage of the building's support structure, weaken the remaining support structure with massive fires, and it'll collapse. The support structure on WTC 1 and 2 simply buckled in on themselves, it should be obvious to anyone with a brain. WTC 7, however, that's where the questions arise.
come on we thought is was a private channel we had no idea the public was listening in we had some time to kill waiting for link up what would all if have done ? we did not account for those with short wave radios in Australia
Why didn't we just have everyone in the states sterilized about 25 years ago so most people commenting in on this video would not cease to destroy my intelligence by proxy?
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'we can not believe you are on the fucking moon!'
nope,nobody else believes you were on the fucking moon either lol ..especially the russians,who didnt really buy americas cold war 'moon' bullshit for a second.
hey lowdangle I gotta ask where did you get your secret info about the Russians "not buying it"? In the 40 years since the Apollo project they've never made such a claim. You know something the rest of the world doesn't? Or are you just fuckass stupid making up shit?
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you think vladimir putin's gonna come out and say 'hi mr obama,we know your moon landing was a hoax ..and your 9/11 was an inside job!' ?? its called diplomacy,aka keeping your friends close and your enemies closer.
Google it,americas precious moon landing has been well and truly debunked,by russians and people from all over the world.
Most(but not all) experts will avoid commenting,or go along with it,because to do otherwise in public would mean a shitstorm of drama and probably career suicide.
Behold the logic of the moontard. The Russians knew the Apollo missions were fake and have kept it a secret for 40 years out of friendship. Good thinking....for an idiot.
even if im a withered decrepid 105 year old man when your dodgy lying government finally slips up,or admits the truth(wont hold my breath on that score tho) ..i'll come back here to antique youtube,dust off the cobwebs,and make a nelson style 'ha-ha! ..who's the moontard now suckers!' video response to rub your noses in it.
Actually to make dry dust rise and fall in parabolic arcs, as it does in the films, without billowing would alone require a vacuum chamber larger than we are capable of building. It would be easier just to go to the moon.
whats a moontard? I would think you would have to be one to belive that anyone has ever been to the moon,way to much inconsistency which would not be the case if they were not trying to deceive us.
I typed a long explanation (which was over the character count), but I am not posting it as it came to me that nothing will make you change your mind other than sending you up to the Moon yourself.
Don't argue with moontards they are very stupid so who cares what they think anyway? You could fly them to the moon and show them the sites and they'd just claim that they were planted there the day before.
Google: New Apollo 17 Landing Photo Clearly Shows Lander, Flag / Also! They have reflective prisms that were placed there by the astronauts, and are regularly fired at with a laser. 2.5sec there and back. 5sec round trip. They also learned that the moon's orbit is increasing in radius. The Moon goes aproximatly 10cm farther away, every year.
I agree w/ that statement only because the Russians planted a flag undersea at the north pole & pretending it's their's now. Ok fine, we get the moon.
Nah the entire world was watching and listening.They have reps in the public eye as hero's and hero's back then did not curse. I am sure he said to himself "holy shit I am on the fucking moon". "This is pro-fucking-found!". Anyway you have to admit this video is kinda funny. I enjoyed it buddy I dunno about you. Have a great day.
Oh, I did enjoy it. Very much so. I was attempting to make a joke, both in the spirit of the Onion and poking fun at moon hoax nutters at the same time.
Hilarious.
myronebagalay 3 weeks ago
Or this: "I am on the fucking moon....and there's nowhere in this suit for a fart to go."
ladylejean215 3 weeks ago
@ladylejean215 I never thought of that. I wonder how long it takes in 1/6 gravity for the fart to make it up into the helmet.
N1095A 2 weeks ago
Yeah humans have never even been In space. Or underwater. And planes are fake to
TheSmaych 4 weeks ago
I expected him to say he stepped in dogshit.
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"Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket" 2:20
luxardo2001 1 month ago
Didn't get it, why he keeps on swearing? He sounds illiterate to me
abouddamar 2 months ago
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Blahblobify 2 months ago
That guy just walks like a troll on the moon.... I see him like a Troll-Dad dancing!
0v3rp0w3r 3 months ago
lostbuffalo 4 months ago
cool it its the best thing on youtube
MrDevo5 4 months ago
@MrLoneWolf009 ...even waist your breath, I've tried to say the TRUTH by stating scientifically documented FACT, but these guys believe opinions are more true than fact.
MrLoneWolf009 7 months ago
@JorickHorn don't even bother, it's a lost cause. All the time and effort and lives lost in the Apollo missions are now "FAKE AND GAY, this shits GAY HYOOMANS KANT GO INTO SPACE ONLY GOD AND JESUS CAN DO THAT" these people are just completely idiotic and still today thinkthat we have never went into space. Then tell me, HOW DO WE HAVE SATTELITES, VOYAGERS 1 & 2, and all the shit we have today, all that broadcast uninterrupted signals WITH cameras back to earth? These people are morons, don't ev
MrLoneWolf009 7 months ago
@MrLoneWolf009 the fact is we never went to the moon. but we have gone into space. we have all of the stations up there but we didnt go to the moon. there is a radiation belt just passed the outer parts of the atmosphere. the russians tried to get passed it but got fried from the radiation. henceforth it is impossible for them to have gone to the moon without having lead in the ship. which they couldnt cause it weighed the ship down to much
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@Protacol27 "the russians tried to get passed it but got fried from the radiation"
Any proof for this claim?
CHSarahBs 4 months ago
@Protacol27 I'm pretty sure the Mexicans have never been to the moon.
lostbuffalo 4 months ago
@lostbuffalo slide rule? I don't need no stinking slide rule... we don't have no stinking slide rules aaaaiiiiiiieeeee
lostbuffalo 4 months ago
@lostbuffalo
LOL no they've never been to the moon they're too busy colonizing the United States
Blahblobify 2 months ago
@Protacol27 the moon has 1/3rd the gravity of earth, fucknut
Rcrby525 3 months ago
@Rcrby525 wtf does that have to do with my comment and btw dipshit the moon has 1/6 the gravity of earth
Protacol27 3 months ago
@Rcrby525 what a silly thing to say! The moon has 1/6 of earths gravity.
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@MrLoneWolf009 I agree with you, it is useless to debate and proof them wrong. They never will admit, they are wrong.
But their lies have to be corrected. Take my former post to Protacol as an example. He made the claim, that russian astronauts tried to pass the belts and got fried. This is an enormous and stupid lie. But there are a lot of people without deeper knowledge visiting these sites and read this bullshit.
CHSarahBs 4 months ago
Hey you guys.. Not a moon conspiracy nut by a long shot but how did we put cameras outside the lander for the first step on the moon?
Badhabitsjay 8 months ago
@Badhabitsjay It was attached to the outside of the lander on an extendable arm which was extended before Neil exited the module.
JorickHorn 7 months ago
@JorickHorn And it was immediately able to send live uninterrupted footage back to earth 300,000 thousand miles away by satellite, even tho back on earth most satellite broadcasts in those days were interrupted often due to loss of signal, aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha, "Oh the fairly tales............"
Moreofthesamez 7 months ago
@Moreofthesamez Their communications were sent by radio signal. There was nothing to block the radio signal, so it got through just fine. I also don't believe it was sent by means of satellite. Satellite is not a synonym for "wireless," it literally means "object in its own orbit." Or in communications, a satellite signal is something relayed by a man-made satellite in orbit around Earth.
JorickHorn 7 months ago
@Moreofthesamez I don't know where you got the idea that most satellite broadcasts were interrupted by loss of signal, and even so, don't you think NASA would have more and better signal receivers than just the pair of rabbit ears on your television?
JorickHorn 7 months ago
The moon landings were faked, they were filmed on Mars.
virtualpilot45 8 months ago 6
This is almost as real as the "real" moon landing correspondence..
myquill23 8 months ago
Holy living fuck ^^
EndaruTassadar 8 months ago
lol
EndaruTassadar 8 months ago
Back in middle school, I got in trouble for having "Our Dumb Century". Of course, it was open to this page when they found me reading it.
jetfire851 8 months ago
54 people need to be left on the fucking moon.
JCCyC 8 months ago
I hope to hear even more swearing in the first manned mision to mars.
vvvpqsw 9 months ago
If a tinfoil hatter told me this was the real sound clip of the landing, THAT I could believe. Humans have walked on other spheres. Mind-boggling. Jesus H. Christ.
Inferno41 9 months ago
I wish they had the final line. "High holy living fuck, can you believe that shit?"
lordjimbo2 10 months ago
Evidence of Absence: Where is the rest of the four-letter-word vocabulary?
jaydavee 10 months ago
funny :)
TheXstatic420 10 months ago
I've been waiting for the real audio. Thanks so much for posting. Judas H. Priest on a popsicle stick.
tubricant 10 months ago
Conveniently there was a camera already on the moon waiting to photo neils steps. I'm sorry but if u don't question these moon landings...u r wrong.
borgdan1234 10 months ago
@borgdan1234 THERE WAS AN UNMANNED CAMERA ATTACHED TO THE LANDER. How fucking hard is that to figure out, man? It was on a robotic arm that extended from the side of the LEM. That's not just guesswork, either, it's historical fact. That's why Neil's decent was filmed from the side, and Buzz's decent was the one filmed from the front (because after that, Neil had a camera set up).
JorickHorn 7 months ago
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we're whalers on the moon,
we carry a harpoon.
but there ain't no whale
so we tell tall tales
and sing our whaling tune
ZippyRagu 11 months ago
Ah hahaha. "The fucking moon. Over." Music fades to end.
dukeon 11 months ago
53 people probably think this is real.
PositiveLastAction 11 months ago
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NASA really pulled this one off. But we should be careful when we say, "the USA won the space race," because the moon race was only one battle in the larger space race! Every other space-first you can name was achieved by the Soviets: first ICBM, first satellite, first animal and man and woman in space, first pictures of the far side of the moon, first moon robots, first Mars robots, first Venus robots, first space station, the list goes on. Look up the name "Sergey Korolyov." Fascinating man.
Brownsc3 11 months ago
This is NOT The Onion, nor does it have anything to do with them. This is from The Evolution Control Committee (The ECC). The people who made "Rocked by Rape"... not the Onion...
StuPadazzo 11 months ago
"Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket"
jnaggs 11 months ago 11
I would probably feel the same way if I walked on the moon. It would be a profound experience
sujabals 11 months ago
After 6 successful moon landings (travelling 400,000 Kms away) without a hitch in 1969, NASA failed to travel 300 Kms to the space station killing all onboard the Columbia in 2003 with much better technology. Wow! It's like a guy who swam across the pacific ocean drowned in a bucket of water. Or a guy who defeated Mike Tyson in boxing got punched by Mr. Bean.
forestinfullbloom 1 year ago
This is fake because where thea fuck is the camera man lol was he on the moon first I think they staged these moon landings for the video so the FCC fines would not happen but I do believe they landed on the moon but don't show us the actual video
rushinobby09 1 year ago
@rushinobby09 Neeerrrrrr. It's a joke, dumbass. Have we not heard of Google? It's not to hard to have a unmanned camera on the exterior of a ship either, it's been done plenty of times. Seriously, how bad is the science education in the US (and likely the West in general) that people can't logically think through the most simple of questions?
Nater245689 1 year ago
so fake.
my iphone is more powerful than computers in '69
N10ess 1 year ago
@N10ess Yes, most of the mathematics for this trip were done with a damn slide rule. It's not fake, it's just people back then gave a shit and tried.
JorickHorn 7 months ago
@JorickHorn They designed the calculator with a slide rule too
lostbuffalo 4 months ago
Ahahahahahahah
c1zx 1 year ago
then the aliens said fuck off! don't come back!
SeepingNosferatu 1 year ago
The beginning of this made me want to play Mass Effect again...
And then when they started talking, I couldn't do anything but laugh. At 2:05, you can hear laughter in the background? Maybe it's just me.
Heptakaideka 1 year ago
Absofuckinglutely!!!!!
palindrome1959 1 year ago
I cant stop watching this
ScaryBunnyMonster 1 year ago
Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!
rakerd100 1 year ago 4
nicely done, I like the mood ;)
BekonTM 1 year ago
holy mother of fuck. OMG GENIUS GENIUS, I am Holy Mother of Fuck reincarnated to a dumb fuck in a way that makes it right....... over.
Hartman98372 1 year ago
Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!
TheLastBrainLeft 1 year ago 17
"...the fucking moon!"
lol
drumdust 1 year ago 6
if u sent up a telescope on the moon say 10 dobs wud u be able see threw peepes homes ?
BIGFACE08 1 year ago
there were no FCC fines at that time
lotsa2000 1 year ago
I know convincing the "experts" that "know" we never went to the moon that they're wrong is about as easy as convincing my toilet that it is actually a 4.0L inline 6 engine, but I'm going to throw this out anyway:
If we had, in fact, faked the landing, wouldn't the Russians have been all over that? They were watching the missions as closely as the Americans, listening to our broadcasts, snooping on telemetry, etc. If it was faked, why didn't they ever pull back the curtain to reveal the Wizard?
tybo09 1 year ago 5
@tybo09
GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING PRIZE!!!
Of course they would. If the Russians even suspected the Yanks didn't make the landing they would have been all over them. Just imagine the propaganda coup they would have if they proved the Americans faked the whole thing. Apparently, that very simple fact is lost on so many people.
cashcleaner 1 year ago 7
@cashcleaner Thanks. Glad someone realizes this. The conspiracy people argue that "the Russians were spending a lot of money trying to get to the moon, too. If they claimed the US couldn't do it, then their people would claim that they couldn't either."
It makes less sense than the 9/11 theories.
tybo09 1 year ago
Can't you see the first shot is cropped? If you were high enough to see that degree of curvature the moon would be much smoother. Hello? By the mere fact that this is fake, and that they DID this, wouldn't that raise your eyebrows JUST A TAD?
Lightrider22 1 year ago
"Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!" - classic.
bluechao 1 year ago 7
9/11 was fake too, i dont believe anything from the TV
altDIY 1 year ago
For the full version of the source audio do a search for "ECC The Fucking Moon".
Credit where credit is due.....
megamarkd 1 year ago
Increase the weight of your wife's trousers by attaching onions to the belt loops.
Now, can somebody please tell me why nobody has landed on the moon since? Also, why are they building a space station, floating about in space, instead of actually building it on the fucking moon?
I have a hair dryer and a pair of curling tongs that i'd like to swap for an electronic calculator and a purse with a clip fastening.
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@judgenutmeg1977
Now, can somebody please tell me why nobody has landed on the moon since?
*Public interest has waned. We're not in a prick waving contest with the Russians anymore.
Also, why are they building a space station, floating about in space, instead of actually building it on the fucking moon?
*Because the Space Shuttle cannot get to the moon. The Shuttle was chosen as the main construction vehicle for the station.
tybo09 1 year ago
When Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, who was holding the camera?
5eurocups2005 1 year ago
The moon, for Christ'ssakes. The moon. Over.
urlilshawty33 1 year ago
1969: A Space Odyssey
ManFromMelbourne 1 year ago
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This is probably the only funny thing the onion has ever done.
HIM12514 1 year ago
They didn't use this kind of language when they
went to the moon.
jpsmart59 1 year ago
They fucking did, too!
JamesRobertSmith 1 year ago
@jpsmart59
Yeah, they did. I remember it fucking clear as fuck.
pacosaidso 1 year ago 4
"in a chicken basket". Luv it
KimchiAndChickenInLA 1 year ago 3
total crock of crap evn this video.
brokenbrush 1 year ago
The moon....for Christs sake..
femacamps4ever 1 year ago
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We never went to the moon!!!!!!
christz33 1 year ago
liar
tomanyasses 1 year ago
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
Lachdenan 1 year ago 3
uh........holy shit! hahahah XD
zcox795 2 years ago
Simply the best thing that's ever happened to this country.
bobpepper 2 years ago
curent rates 666 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
tommypwnzyou 2 years ago
This is how it SHOULD have gone.
Orypeci 2 years ago 5
This is from the book "Our Dumb Century" the audio book published by the Onion. Brilliant!
davidjradich 2 years ago 3
No, we just need to sterilize those people who believe we never went to the moon, it would greatly improve the human gene pool. Sterilize the 911 hoax believers while you're at it too.
tatarjj2007 2 years ago 81
That's with that kind of thinking and the morons who "thumbed you up" (5 people) that some country allow some faggots like Hitler into power. The gene pool will clean itself up in time.
yatah 2 years ago
i agree
TheCommentifyer 2 years ago
It was inside job, I won't believe they went to the moon until you provide me with
moon rocks. So that means never...lol
jpsmart59 1 year ago
@jpsmart59 Go to the smithsonian and check out the moon rock you can touch.
danschaoticmind 1 year ago
@jpsmart59 There would probably have to be 100's to 1000's of people in on the lie if they never went. Provide me with solid evidence that hasn't been disproven that they never went. "So that means never"
AJprofsr 1 year ago
@AJprofsr
I once heard someone say that the only thing harder than landing on the moon would be faking it and covering it up.
Convincing someone who "knows" we never went is about as easy as convincing a brick wall that it is actually a golden retriever.
tybo09 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 And don't forget the religious evolution deniers.
curea229 1 year ago
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@tatarjj2007 any loser who think 911 wasn't an inside job...isn't paying attention...and oh by the way, how to fly through the Van Allen raditation belt?
Temple420org 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 9/11 never happened. It was staged on the moon.
marcusaureliooze 1 year ago 77
@marcusaureliooze
Haha, that one I like!
tatarjj2007 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 I agree. The gene pool needs chlorine.
tybo09 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 and rape the virgins
Galentw 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007
You are the stupidest fuck I think i've ever read a comment by on this website, which is a pretty amazing feat. Sterilize yourself while your at it.
Rblotnicky 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 Give scholarships to the people who critically have some doubts regarding to the legitamacy that falling debris was soley responsible for the collapse of building 7...and well, find mental help for 100% of the population who think 9/11 didn't even happen at all and that every single video of the Twin Towers we've seen was made using CGI and that not a single person was in the buildings. Youtube really brings out the inner paranoid schizophrenic in people, it's kind of sad...
DAVIDVINCENTDURING 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 By "911 hoax believers" i'd guess you're referring to the masses that still believe the fantasy that is the official version of 9/11 involving 2 planes knocking down 3 towers which fell into the path of most resistance at near free fall speeds?
cpkdoc 1 year ago
@cpkdoc
GAY SPACE POLACKS DID 9/11!!!111oneeleven
TariqAlSuave 1 year ago
@cpkdoc As someone that understands and works with mechanical engineering principles on a daily basis, the collapse of WTC 1 and 2 isn't shocking at all. Take out a certain percentage of the building's support structure, weaken the remaining support structure with massive fires, and it'll collapse. The support structure on WTC 1 and 2 simply buckled in on themselves, it should be obvious to anyone with a brain. WTC 7, however, that's where the questions arise.
Nater245689 1 year ago
@tatarjj2007 Spoken like a true "american". You piece of shit.
milehightruth1138 11 months ago
@tatarjj2007 I never heard of a 9/11 hoax believer, I think everyone believes planes crashed into the towers.
clydelaz 11 months ago
@clydelaz i believe the planes were actually hot air balloons propelled by depleted uranium cells
thekrushori 10 months ago
@tatarjj2007 Would you sterilize people who question things?
IBMeddling 9 months ago
@IBMeddling
because they are ignoring things.
AceofDlamonds 9 months ago
@tatarjj2007 Yeah sterilize all those who don't believe the scumbag lowlife lying cheap politicians who'd piss on their mother's graves for power
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@tatarjj2007 how might you do that considering that anyone could just lie about what they think?
UNC3345 7 months ago
is this real dialogue?
daFoolyCooly 2 years ago 11
no...but its damn good.
cptsniper 2 years ago 5
come on we thought is was a private channel we had no idea the public was listening in we had some time to kill waiting for link up what would all if have done ? we did not account for those with short wave radios in Australia
WELLGURU 2 years ago
Why didn't we just have everyone in the states sterilized about 25 years ago so most people commenting in on this video would not cease to destroy my intelligence by proxy?
capitalistpigdogus 2 years ago
must... resist... reading... comment section....
ah shit i'm a fuckwit now
nerdyharry 1 year ago 32
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'we can not believe you are on the fucking moon!'
nope,nobody else believes you were on the fucking moon either lol ..especially the russians,who didnt really buy americas cold war 'moon' bullshit for a second.
mrlowdangle 2 years ago
Really? Wow it was nice of them to wink at it and not say it was fake then wasn't it?
TheJomogogo 2 years ago
hey lowdangle I gotta ask where did you get your secret info about the Russians "not buying it"? In the 40 years since the Apollo project they've never made such a claim. You know something the rest of the world doesn't? Or are you just fuckass stupid making up shit?
TheJomogogo 2 years ago 5
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you think vladimir putin's gonna come out and say 'hi mr obama,we know your moon landing was a hoax ..and your 9/11 was an inside job!' ?? its called diplomacy,aka keeping your friends close and your enemies closer.
Google it,americas precious moon landing has been well and truly debunked,by russians and people from all over the world.
Most(but not all) experts will avoid commenting,or go along with it,because to do otherwise in public would mean a shitstorm of drama and probably career suicide.
mrlowdangle 2 years ago
Behold the logic of the moontard. The Russians knew the Apollo missions were fake and have kept it a secret for 40 years out of friendship. Good thinking....for an idiot.
TheJomogogo 2 years ago
@mrlowdangle Shut up. just stop talking. please. how many negative votes do u need to get crammed up ur ass before u realize everyone hates u?
Fibonacci1334 1 year ago
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fern051 2 years ago
We went to the moon. Deal with it.
tuttt99 2 years ago 8
even if im a withered decrepid 105 year old man when your dodgy lying government finally slips up,or admits the truth(wont hold my breath on that score tho) ..i'll come back here to antique youtube,dust off the cobwebs,and make a nelson style 'ha-ha! ..who's the moontard now suckers!' video response to rub your noses in it.
mrlowdangle 2 years ago
Actually to make dry dust rise and fall in parabolic arcs, as it does in the films, without billowing would alone require a vacuum chamber larger than we are capable of building. It would be easier just to go to the moon.
tuttt99 2 years ago 5
hahaha funny
Bloodscalpr 2 years ago
lol
cleverjoe 2 years ago
whats a moontard? I would think you would have to be one to belive that anyone has ever been to the moon,way to much inconsistency which would not be the case if they were not trying to deceive us.
bigfist255 2 years ago
Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket
Stankyfish 2 years ago 4
I think I shed a tear! That was beautiful!
ChurchOfChubbyPussy 2 years ago 5
Cause I'm proud to be an American...
jetsam50000 2 years ago
what photo's a few pixels and use your imagination and the russians have mirrors on the moon too so how does that prove anything?
chazjohn46 2 years ago
I typed a long explanation (which was over the character count), but I am not posting it as it came to me that nothing will make you change your mind other than sending you up to the Moon yourself.
retrogamer500 2 years ago
Don't argue with moontards they are very stupid so who cares what they think anyway? You could fly them to the moon and show them the sites and they'd just claim that they were planted there the day before.
TheJomogogo 2 years ago
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Google: New Apollo 17 Landing Photo Clearly Shows Lander, Flag / Also! They have reflective prisms that were placed there by the astronauts, and are regularly fired at with a laser. 2.5sec there and back. 5sec round trip. They also learned that the moon's orbit is increasing in radius. The Moon goes aproximatly 10cm farther away, every year.
Bugstomper2 2 years ago
O couldn't breath.
WintOGreen42 2 years ago
Holy Mother of f**k, the f**king moon! over...
I lol'd
sirbflean 2 years ago
the real reason they faked the moon landing. The REAL video was too explicit for television, and NASA could NOT afford the FCC fines.
Exarian 2 years ago 66
i love it
ralfonzo83 2 years ago
The moon for Christ's sake! The MOON!!
coconutkirby 2 years ago 2
Lol!! xD The Moon!!
...
...Over.
IsDrEvil 2 years ago
the fucking moon
MrDevo5 2 years ago
onion and retard.... chicken basket... eric kahn... holy shit tranquility
bobpepper 2 years ago
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This is a rip off of The Onion. Try harder next time retards.
stevejme 2 years ago
It's from The Onion retard.
mateyfacey 2 years ago 9
Dude you dumb ass......this IS the Onion version!!!!!
frankensteinmoneymac 2 years ago 2
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yeah!!!
nasa shoulda REALLY thought about the dialogue for their shitty little script!!!!
this is
MUCH MORE REALISTIC
one small step = to the sound stage
one giant leap = FAITH that one would HAVE TO HAVE in the medias reporting of the event...
project paperclip 1947
nasa's nazi origins
wsee 2 years ago
The moon belongs to america we put our flag there first !
METALMAN4Wii 2 years ago
HELLA YA you know it. And thats why we can nuke it if we want to.
Tr3v3336 2 years ago 2
I agree w/ that statement only because the Russians planted a flag undersea at the north pole & pretending it's their's now. Ok fine, we get the moon.
YouT00ber 2 years ago
Holy living fuck, I'm on the muthafucking moon.
rakgitarmen 2 years ago 2
I will now plant the flag, on the mutha' fuckin' moon...
jetsam50000 2 years ago 2
The strongest evidence for a moon landing hoax is that Armstrong's first words on the moon *didn't* contain the phrase "holy living fuck!".
Everyone knows that if you actually walked - fucking walked - on the moon, you'd definitely be like "Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!".
AnonymousDiv0 2 years ago 5
Nah the entire world was watching and listening.They have reps in the public eye as hero's and hero's back then did not curse. I am sure he said to himself "holy shit I am on the fucking moon". "This is pro-fucking-found!". Anyway you have to admit this video is kinda funny. I enjoyed it buddy I dunno about you. Have a great day.
MrNochanceever 2 years ago 2
"I enjoyed it buddy I dunno about you."
Oh, I did enjoy it. Very much so. I was attempting to make a joke, both in the spirit of the Onion and poking fun at moon hoax nutters at the same time.
AnonymousDiv0 2 years ago
Jesus H. Christ and a chicken basket!
32ghzt54 2 years ago
Holy fucking shit!, I'm on the surface of the fucking moon!
N1095A 2 years ago
Was this actually made by/for The Onion?
narozzz 2 years ago
ROTF-LMAO!!!
fxdrider01 2 years ago
Is this Leroy Jenkins?
LIBREPUB 2 years ago
you mean from NASSA?
YouT00ber 2 years ago
get a fucking load of that cool fucking roger fucking bleep.
miserableoldcunt 2 years ago
I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard at this. BRILLIANT beyond description!
pk500 2 years ago 3
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funny as fuck!
Dirtybittertwats 2 years ago 3
I'm sure most of these guys actually talk like this. They are after all mostly ex-Navy and under a shitload of pressure. Too funny.
tomthefunky 2 years ago
Brilliant. Almost as brilliant as their newspaper headline of the landing.
spamtrap 2 years ago
One small step for cursing
One giant step for free expression!
ethericplane 2 years ago
fucking awesome.
TheDave000 2 years ago
OMFG I FUCKING LOLD SO HARD
spungii117 2 years ago