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  • This is just so beautiful, I thought these two were about to have some "man love"...it's only fitting that the inventor of the internet himself , should also be the master multitasker.

  • lol

    

  • I cant get enough of how Neptune's bones dissolve.

  • far from a poet....far far far away from a poet. Remember that Neptunes bones dissolve

  • Chronomorte, You nailed it with your poem!!!!

  • Look at Harry. He has a look of love in his eye.

  • sniff sniff sniff ... a tissue ... I NEEEED A TISSUE .......

    omg.. i saw this when he first read it. i LMAO then ... today i'm too angry to laugh. Gaze into his eyes, Harry ...

    Al GoreBULL..our token USA eco-terrorist & global mega con-man

  • "The impacts of the climate crisis"

    There is no crisis, Al. The climate controls us; we don't control it. Harry Smith, if you believe this swill, you need two signatures and a bed as well.

  • Lol, Shel Silverstein could write better than that. Lmao.....

  • Al Gore when confronted on his relationship with convicted Cocaine smuggler Jose Cabrera exclaimed " I thought he was only smuggling Yeyo"

    Al Gore when asked about his Buddhist Temple visits weasled " I thought it was a Chinese takeout restaurant" "Simon Says told me to take the money" "Karl Marx through a medium ordered me to go there" "Madeline Albright ordered me to go there or she would bomb my mansion like she did to the Serbs"

    Al Gore " I am an idiot and I approve this message"

  • "neptunes bones dissolve" LOL LOL LOL

  • I think this makes him a shoe-in for the D-Bag of the Decade award. At least this would be an award he actually deserves.

  • As a foreigner living in the US I know that most Americans are reasonable and intelligent like Al Gore. But it does not mean that there are no freaks. Just attend a bible study in any Southern states or watch an evangelist talk and you will be appalled

  • At least Gore is truthful. He did write this, you can tell because its 6th grade level. No ghost writer would make anything this idiotic. He actually thinks it is good and you can see it in his face. I think those awards have gone to his head.

  • total shit bag.

  • "You want me to tell you what it's about?"

    Douchebag.

  • Only a maniac like Patty Smith could have helped this idiot write this stupid shit.

  • What a bunch of idiots... Algore is a tool.

  • fear mongering piece of shit LIAR!

  • he's good at writing fiction. fuck communist CBS.

  • hahah

  • ...is he stoned or something? or did he write it while stoned?

  • @greghannibal well if he's for the legalisation of marijuana, I don't see why he wouldn't be ;)

  • seriously, he sounds like a leftover hippie

  • How do these two keep a straight face? LOL

  • Quote of the Year: "Neptune's bones dissolve."

  • This my friends is a Classic. LOL

    I just forwarded it to a dozen people.

  • Hey libs........Save the planet. Go kill yourselves. I beg you!!!!!

  • We've all just become stupider listening to this byproduct of digestion.

  • WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF!?!?

  • what a stupid piece of shit

  • I think I'm gonna puke!

  • Gore belongs in jail. Gore makes Madoff look like a choir boy. Anyone stealing millions of money for a blatant scam should be punished.

  • Al Gore is a fucking piece of shit!

  • I'm writing a poem to help commemorate the first time I heard this, because it affected me so much!

    Money falls into his hand,

    makes his living off our land.

    Not by farming, toil or sweat,

    hypocrite with private jet.

  • Wow, that brought tears to my eyes! Very, very deep. Blows away the blowhard's poem.

  • @Chronomorte haha, nice one.

  • On 7/28/11, it was revealed that the scientist behind the polar-bears-are-in-trouble research is being investigated for “scientific misconduct”. Then, a new study of NASA data revealed that the earth is actually allowing more heat to escape the planet than previously thought by the climate change community. During a speech at the Aspen Institute in Colorado, Al Gore launched into a vulgar tirade while accusing skeptics of media manipulation.

  • Remember when John Kerry blamed the tsunamis on global warming?

  • Whores!  They're all whores.

  • What

    A

    Douche

  • OMG111BBQ111SHTF:O!!!

    Ive got my checkbook out Al.  Hurry and tell me how much to send you for my carbon credits. OMG, hurry and tell me before the oceans drown me.

    YOU FUCKING DOUCHE FRAUD!

  • The sexual tension between these two is intense. Get a room guys.

  • LOL!  Is it true these two beefcakes started making out when they went to commercial?

  • Yes.

  • Why does no one out Gore for his outragious exaggerations? For example at one point in his movie he claims mankind is changing the energy balance of the whole solar system. His claim about sea level changes are a multiple of even the bogus UNPCC. Yet no one screams about it. Why? Because it isnt about science or the climate. It is about a leftist agenda and Gore is cashing in on it.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    All liberals are tools

  • Oooo. Harry was as happy a little girl... does he not realize what a pussy he is? Still waiting for Owl Gore's po-em entitled "Shhh... Listen to the Cry of the Man-Bear-Pig".

  • Wow.

    I hate to say this, but I always knew that Harry "Palestinian Supporter" Smith was a reject, and that Al Gore is a Class-A retard. But I had no idea that they were both fucking each other. Up the ass.

  • Al Gore killed Manbearpig, now he fights the seasons, coming up next, the mystery of moon landings and and Big Foot. Don't be fooled people, it's all Manbearpig disguised as Big Foot, he causes global warming. It's not the Sun, it's Manbearpig. And that ofc makes perfect sense.

  • I hope he has his coat over there for the Global Warming convention.

    Harry wanted to kiss him. Was I the only one that saw that?

  • Ah, Manbearpig...you coulda' been a contendah...

  • "Wow". Witness our fiercely independent unbiased mainstream media in action. I think Harry wanted to kiss him on the cheek, or at least bow. This is yet another prime example of why most Americans detest the MSM and are abandoning them in droves. We The People must now make sure that our failing sycophantic left wing MSM are not bailed out by this socialistic administration they so admire. Then we have Pravda right here in the land of individual liberty and freedom.

  • @fredzepp1 MSNBC maybe being the worst of them. And in Europe? They have recreated all the worst machinery of the former Soviet Union and carry fantasies of the Soviets as being the vanguard of freedoms of stewardship of the environment. Human stupidity and myopia in long supply. At least Kenneth Gladney is suing MSNBC who knowingly lied about him in every way to fit their leftist narrative.

  • ugh....manbearpig! I'm super serial! what a bafoon

  • I've concludedi that AlGore is the largest source of man-made douchebaggery and he's infecting the entire world. We are doomed unless he's stopped.

  • Help the planet! Save the lapdogs in the media!

  • The Vogons called, they want their poetry back.

  • Lovely gals.

  • Al was bowing down to Buddha,

    Like a hungry barracuda,

    And got $50,000 from the Chinks,

    He should drop this 'global warming',

    And address what does the harming,

    'cause Tipper's dirty pussy really stinks!

  • I was waiting for two guys in white coats to come and take both of these nutcases away.....it is minus 10c in Copenhagen today you morons!!! This is the most nauseous piece of propaganda i have yet seen. This is now completely over the top and insane beyond belief. Al Gore has flipped his lid, he is a danger to himself and to others, seriously this guy has some major mental issues.

  • my poem post has now been posted. the poem cannot be used without express permission of me B T Wall, no replays, box scores, or statistics can be posted about this. I only accept accolades, & ass kisssing press just like some poeple we know, for more funny stuff, u must click my name to get to my youtube site and watch the hilarious Arrive on Vacation Leave on probation......which should be the theme song of the MTV disaster show the Jersey Shore,,,,thank you,,,,ah thank u verrrrry muuuuuuuuuuch

  • Walt Whitman, T.S. Eliot, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, E.E. Cummings, Edgar Allen Poe... they are all spinning in their graves to have a man--sorry, boy such as Gore pretend to join their ranks. Gag.

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    he only goes where his ass is kissed

    on so called "interviews"

    which reminds me of a man

    teleprompter at his side

    when the going gets tough

    he goes on Oprah

    and the media lets him slide

    bt

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  • what a fuckin idiot

  • Al Gore will go down as one of the biggest KOOKs in history. The guy has lost his marbles. I will add that that Al Gore has as many degrees in science as Flava Flav. What a mess.  This guy has made over $100 million preaching this nonsense. God help us.

  • cookcounty as in chicago?

    watch out for blagoovich, he's the next to be doing the fort marcy park visit

    bt

  • That's about as silly as two so-called men can get.

  • please guys watch glenn beck crying because of this poem...amazing!

    /watch?v=oZos_xEBnY4

  • sigh.....

  • Harry, there's some cum there on your chin. You might want to wipe it off.

  • catapult:

    u hit the nail on the chin, er face, er uhhm chest, er HEAD, THATS IT HEAD.

    BT

  • 1 star

  • This being the third time I've witnessed Al Gore read this bullshit, I'm wondering, why does his eco-apocalypse take place "one September soon"? Is he hoping for it to happen in September, so Americans will vote in the Democrats in early November?

    One of the East Anglia scientists wrote that he hoped for eco-apocalypse, just so skeptics would have to eat crow.

    Man-made globabl warming is a religion of fear and lies.

  • MANBEARPIG IS REAL!

  • Makes me tear up everytime oh gore4more Oh Gore your soo gory gory It just makes me joke up with tears!

    1 STAR

  • Did anyone see all the global warming protesters with Soviet flags in Copenhagen today? They had signs hailing Lenin and denouncing capitalism.

    Wake up moderates. This is the old politics writ new again.

  • Relinquish your Nobel prize NOW! You lying, worthless sack of shit!

  • Al Gore: The lights are on but nobody's home.

  • Hahaha.  Love it

  • Wow, first he invented the internet and now he is our generation's T.S. Eliot - what can't Algore do?

    Harry Smith should have had his bald head spackled with genius jizz right there on camera. That poem was THAT GOOD.

  • There once was a man from Nantucket...

  • For those who found this moving:  SUCKERS!!!!

  • Its like poetic doody..............corny, stinky, crap that needs to be flushed

  • hhahahahahahahahahh

    hraahrrahharrrhaarrrrr

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    HEHEHEHEHE

    TARRRRRRRRHAHAHAHHA

    oh help me.

    now - please Al, go turn off some of your lights in your mansion, you are giving off to much light pollution.

  • Lol.

    And behold, for Gore said unto thee, fear not, for I will save the Earth - from manbearpig.

  • The evangellicle fraud of the present day.

  • Get a room you two

  • garbage.

  • Absolute crap.

  • This affects me deeply --have to go to the bathroom

  • What a fucking clown. I can't believe I voted for this moron. It would be impossible to parody this.

  • I have had enough of gore for a lifetime.

  • I know of the *tools* of which you speak, Al. You should buy a mirror.

  • Only five more years before the polar ice cap melts! That's because 15 years ago he said that the ice cap would melt in 20 years.

    Algore is just being consistent. But i wonder, just how much warmer would it have to be to melt the ice cap? Pretty damn warm, I bet.

  • Does ANYONE actually still believe Global Warming is created by man?

  • You want anAL GOREtentive poetry...well,fine....

    Al was bowing down to Buddha,

    Like a hungry barracuda,

    And got $50,000 from the Chinks.

    He should drop this 'global warming',

    And address what does the harming,

    'cause Tipper's dirty pussy really stinks !

  • wow. that was, like, really moving. i have tears in my eyes. al gore for the nobel prize in literature!!

    seriously, harry smith is a biased, vindictive, d-bag. liberal bias? what liberal bias? harry, why don't you two just get a room?

  • Al must of been smoking something when he wrote the poem and Harry was smoking one when he asked him to read it.

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  • It is in very bad taste to make fun of retarded people like Harry and Al. Apologies to the retarded.

  • Can you imagine if Sarah Palin asked to read a poem about the unborn? Yeah. Im sure Harry would have the same reaction. What a load of crap. No bias in the media at all. No sir.

  • Dennis Prager made this exact same point ... what a coincidence!

    Perfectly true, however.

    The hallowed, hushed "wow" at the end is priceless.

  • Harry Smith has lost all his credibility now.

    This is just so funny!!!

  • hahahah Al Gore is a joke . C'mon people, I don't care if your liberal ,moderate, or conservative, Al Gore is a fraud and an idiot.

    This is obvious!!

  • Harry Smith is a disgusting sycophant posing as a journalist.

  • Absolutely. What a disgraceful display of sycophancy, 1:30. Get a room already, Harry!

  • I like Obama. I think Obama should publicly humiliate Al Gore and expose his lies.

  • where's the dancing banana icons, need a few for this moron!

  • That was beautiful fawning Harry. For a moment I thought you might start embracing Mr. Plastic Banana.

  • Seriously, this passes for journalism these days?

  • Harry, wipe the drool off your chin. Be a journalist. Oh good gawd Al. It's time for you to stop hiding behind prose and allow someone to debate you. Climategate emails are as recent as November 2009, there is no more hiding behind your scare tactics. Legislating your pocketbook needs to end now.

  • . If you don't seek CHRIST and repent of your sins you will die and go to hell and after that cast into the lake of FIRE for ever and ever. How is this for global warming. The world will burn up with GOD ALMIGHTY'S JUDGEMENT no matter how you lie to the people

  • If going to heaven meant being surrounded by people like you than I would gladly take a nose dive in the lake of fire.

  • Please don't let this BNNYWVH1 guy represent Christianity for you... He takes the Lord's name in vain in one comment and in the next, he tells someone to repent for their sins... That is exactly the type of hypocrisy that Christ rebuked...

  • Gore you are full of dung! you know GOD DAMNED well you cant' stop and earthquake, rain or fire from destorying the earth with a treaty. You are just trying to fool people to sign this kyoto death treaty so you and the nazi's with the rest of the nations can kill all the Jews and anyone they want to kill in the name of saving the earth.

  • how gay

  • Vomit...

  • You like his concern for his own wallet getting fatter by the millions, based on the stupidity of people like you?

  • Al Gore's solution to climate chance is for us to hand over our money to his companies and Goldman Sachs. Al and the investment bankers have so graciously offered to handle the carbon tax money for us. All because he cares so much, nothing to do with the fact that he will become a billionaire. So, it's gone from Global Warming to Climate Chance, and now Climate Crisis! If it's a real crisis Al, how come your not some gaunt vegetarian living in a hut, instead of a fat cat living in a mansion.

  • That was beautiful Al, truly beautiful. I am touched by your sincerity and integrity. Unfortunately, I am a very sarcastic man myself, I am working on that.

  • CLIMATE GATE

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