mountain dew chuck norris commercial

[ChuckNorrisSince1940]

:chuckthumbsup: <----- Look Chuck Norris thumbs up this video and this comment if you dont this will happen to you :chuckpunch: NO JOKE

[ChuckNorrisSince1940]

:chuckthumbsup:

[dcdeal001]

hahahah



[tarek12mig]

if chuck norris enter internet , SOPA and PIPA not going to block chuck norris , chuck norris going to block SOPA and PIPA.

[tarek12mig]

when you hear "chuck norris" DONT EVEN MOVE! just freeze 3 years! thats work!

[tarek12mig]

when chuck norris plays skyrim he dont need 3 days to end it he need 1 sec to just look at it...

[kittysuperstar11]

when chuck norris is doing push ups hes not pushing himself up hes pushing the whole world down

[arijeetanubis]

Alright!! How do you justify ads while I AM trying to watch an ad.

OMG!! I am Sorry..those were actually movies Produced too fast by Chuck Norris.

[4A2E2738]

Chuck Norris is GAew-addjkfjdsadlfjewilajdfslk­jkadflskxcaqw

[rdsg1985]

NASA rockets are propelled by Chuck Norris farts :-D

[Cohmica94]

222 desapareceram hoje u.u

[thatcoolmartian]

If chuck Norris is so strong he'd come and smash my face into the keybymuagsjcch

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[tictac268]

Chuck Norris is weak. Now if you'll excuse me, someones knocking on my door.

[tictac268]

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of small places is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

[wolfalb]

I dont believe chuck norris is strong enough. If so he would come to my house right now and ytfjfkjl;m;j;lm;kl":ljjhggbhgf­ghkluyjdfadsfgkll;kl;klkkly678­7hj

[coreymillia420]

Mtn dew to get that special flavor chuck pisses in every batch, god damn I hate Mtn dew and its all there is to drink. Fucking piss

[ridiculeando]

Top Secret Footage:

-Search "Chuck-strich" on YouTube

-See the video (watch?v=7QWIo4V3yrk)

-Try run NOW, if you stay alive, like this comment :)

[zfrtable]

Chuck norris spells Chuck Norris backwards.. true story

[funnypreteens]

in 1945 a girl died her body was found in a dumpster her name was justin bebiber the main suspect is chuck norris give me 1000000 thumbs and i will make a vid of it

[GilbertSmith]

@funnypreteens Will thumbs down do?

[funnypreteens]

@GilbertSmith i think some one likes justin biber

[GilbertSmith]

@funnypreteens Lord, is this what passes for "humor" these days? Referencing Justin Bieber and Chuck Norris without actually making any jokes about them?

[funnypreteens]

@GilbertSmith yes

[julio13wrathchild]

Hey guys.

I don't wanna live anymore, so I'm gonna commit suicide by disliking this video.

Bye, cruel world.

[hectichorse]

Fuck Chuck!

[GpaulLoL]

chuck norris was dosen't kill people. he lets people kill themselves.=)

[TheEvilFusion]

Dont mess with Chuck Norris

[Kewld00d137]

he was born on march 10 1940

[tHegTamAn01]

@tHegTamAn01 This one is better. It is not mine! I just like it so much that I wanted to post it!

[saimon1332]

solo ay una lexion en esto nunca te burles de chuck norris

[franz14ade]

Chuck Norris sucks! , excuse me, someone is fucking knocking on my do-

[Diablon76]

I used to be an arrow. Then I took a Chuck Norris to the knee.

[MegaDude599]

Chuck norris is such a pussy if he was a man he would bang my head on the keyborhcidubedfcbisuhfdvbiuhbi­udfvsbhoufvuohwbvf

[NoSubstitution1]

If Chuck norris is a god He will come to my house and Slam my head to the keyboardofspokokoqjspojf'awjdf­'poajsdkmviooiandv

[MoreManWithAPlan]

Chuck Norris took an arrow to the knee, it had no effect.

[HoneyBadger693]

(comment removed by Chuck Norris)

[markidoks]

Im dead! arrgh!

[spirimeti]

Oh fu with this shit that chuck norris will come to your house and kick your asq31312312znuqwnequz9i3123

[DarkReaper333]

Stop worshipping the fucking guy, hes just another useless actor, I can name hundreds of people that could kick his ass anyday.

[NightHawk9001]

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[NightHawk9001]

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[NightHawk9001]

@DarkReaper333 i agrefndifnsiudjgndskjvnkberorf­dxbjm

[ekininja9999]

@DarkReaper333 like obi wan kenobi? c'mon the worshipping is just a kind of funny lame ass joke

[rockbottom2844]

Based on a true story . . . .

[banjerjesse8]

216 more deaths by the cause of Chuck Norris's existence...

[rakistakilles11]

chuck norris never defeat chuck norris does

[RachuTg]

TOP comment By CHUCK NORRIS lol 

[zb4g]

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[AlbertV90]

Don't fuck with Chuck Norris. I'm really serious about it. If you want to, go ahead. Your face will be swollen for the rest of your life if he hits your face.

[JustTaylorification]

Lol

[Joseph7033]

When Chuck Norris sneezes even Satan blesses him.

[DirtyMindsDirtyHeads]

BOOOORING -.-

[Jbreeze1000]

(sorry 9aggers) I beg of you-! Chuck Norris is a normal actor. If he's really cool, let them come hit my keyboard with my head, or I will ergeyavpafyavidedixhovyad

[CosmicSawtooth]

@Jbreeze1000 dang it, you beat me to it!

[robotTV1]

Chuck Norris is such a dumb actor and not even that tough!!! I mean if he's so awesome, he should be coming to my house and slamming my head onto the keyboaskwvslsuccsjsgascsiytwic­r skidgsmslv

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[DonkeyDork95]

Wait,WHY is my video in the suggestion box O__O

[catwomen61]

213 people were killed by Chuck Norris because they disliked this.

[soaponaroapDG]

CHUCK NORRIS.

[xCynicaLManiaCx]

if chuck norris was so good he'd come here and slam my face on the keyboardisdghfksdfhergughadfhh­kgfdjk dsfuioghsdifjgh adfiguahdfkgh dfogha df

[kingblad3]

@xCynicaLManiaCx that was only funny the first time

[NoisqueVoaProduction]

i hate how people keep comparing chuck norris with god... I mean, he is good and all but he is no chuck norris

[MrMrjwongy]

213 people dont want to do a jew

[maxwiili]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

[halimaweak13]

211 people died after they disliked this

[MyLeo52]

chuck norris has already been 2 mars thats why theres no sign of life

[starwarsproducciones]

chuck norris erased the recycle bin

[icecubedynasty]

if u search up chuck norris he will roundhouse kick u thru the computer

[drlove1972]

chuck norris once tried to enter an ugly contest but was told "sorry, no professionals"

[MegaSpock78]

they must be in TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!

[MrRobbilun]

chuck norris was born may 6th 1945 and nazi surrendered on may 7th 1945

[xXxthundereyexXx]

@MrRobbilun 9gag?.. :O x))

[MrRobbilun]

@xXxthundereyexXx jupp

[ultimatetroll69]

@MrRobbilun are you retarded? he was born march 10 1940 -.- use google before being stupid.

[Captainkeyeskiller1]

@ultimatetroll69 No sense of humour much...

[MyPandawithanAK47]

@MrRobbilun Actuall chuck norris was born on the 8th may 1945

[TheEvilFusion]

@MyPandawithanAK47 Then They Knew Chuck Norris was Coming...

[teddyboycy]

@MrRobbilun so not true he was born on 1940

[P0M0D0R0SAN]

@MrRobbilun And you never bothered to check if that information was legitimate.

[MrRobbilun]

@P0M0D0R0SAN ok fu.k guys stop commenting on my fkn comment

[ridiculeando]

@MrRobbilun :truestory:

[AnythingButAverage13]

@397pollo Chuck Norris was able to drown a fish

[MrElkorob]

Hmm I hear chuck is actually supposed to be ded, but death is too scared to tell him

[AnythingButAverage13]

Search up "Chuck Norris" on anything. The results will say, "You cannot find, "Chuck Norris," because Chuck Norris can only find you."

[397pollo]

@AnythingButAverage13 chuck norris never lost his virginity because that would require him to lose

[danielurb01]

chuck norris uses paper to cut siccors

[KuDastardly]

Chuck Norris deleted 209 YouTube accounts.

[TheLostMyBrain]

Obviously fake.

They've would've died as soon as they made eye contact with Chuck.

[DippedNcheese]

do people hate chick Norris and just make fun of him by the jokes? I do confused

[casper80246]

chuck noris will allways find u

[GreenCakeLazer]

I once wrote his name on a test when I was 16... now I'm working on MIT

[jordanfett]

0:08 thats what 209 ppl will be seeing outside their houses :O

[Jasonwoof35]

He once made a guy explode just by blinking...

[Jasonwoof35]

He once kicked a guy so hard...you could have felt it from the moon...

[jamit141]

@Jasonwoof35

fail.

[shelby71791]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

[Dimastrength02]

this video actually hits 2 million views.

[butterz2butterz2]

who is..chuck norris

[Jasonwoof35]

@butterz2butterz2 ....PHHFFF HAHAH PHEW you us there!! You are joking right? right....

[sev153]

but there is still bruce lee!

[pottergirl287]

You're Messing With The Wrong Guy. ;)

[elias23160]

the bell must of rung it self

[DiabeetusMan34]

Chuck Norris doesn't breath, he holds air hostage

[jrmurillo09]

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to live.

[jrmurillo09]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

[ImOvess]

I just looked up Chuck norris Kills 2 kids for mountain Dew :/

[maxword3]

@VioletsxRayz you cannot hide from chuck norris,he is even behind you right now lol

[kyrudo]

Those 2 kids were never seen again.

[antion64]

what kind of person thinks they can run faster than chuck norris

[bbenjoe]

Just to let you know, a new World of Warcraft commercial, starring Chuck Norris is out! Sick...

[wannafight321]

chuck norris stands faster than you run

[VioletxRayz]

0:12 that sign should say: IN CASE OF CHUCK NORRIS HIDE AND PRAY HE DOESN'T FIND YOU. DO NOT USE ELEVATORS OR STAIRS BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS ALREADY THERE .

[ermaslv44]

CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!!

[Maxeminda]

This comment was removed by Chuck Norris

[superlego10x]

in soviet russia chuck norris still kicks people.....

[TheDirtyHallion]

no chuck norris but ted danson is in my mtn dew video on my channel

[ICG113Video]

Now, what have we learned from this commercial? No matter where you are, Chuck will find you. No matter how fast you run or where you hide, Chuck will find you. No matter WHO you are, WHERE you've been, and WHERE you're going, CHUCK WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.

[ownz0274]

lol must pause 0:14

[Omgsterz]

Chuck Norris can chew water and describe the taste of it.

[deathreaper51000]

when you mess with chuck norris he get pised

[poser145]

at 0:19 payback

[shadowgun22]

The sign at 0:11 should have said in case of chuck abandon all hope.

[700gsteak]

This is why I always keep some mountain dew in the fridge. In case I make a mistake.

[elchuntarostyle]

And thats why we drink mountain dew.

[2ndgameX]

but you just dont mess around with CNR

[2ndgameX]

you can spin on chuck norris and stab him im the face

[sancha999]

Press 9 and pause Chuck Norris is watching you!

[greg77389]

@sancha999

No, press 4.

[afsheen07]

The universe revolves around Chuck Norris

[delizvillanueva]

chuck norris doesnt need a face book the only face book he has is by putting his face on the book so he can have face book

[villi1997]

Chuck norris is so stup.... wait a minute someone is at my door.

[mribracadabra1991]

chuck norris won american idol using sign language

[demonic346]

chuck norris doesnt use a condom for protection, because there is no protection from chuck norris

[samuel90pogi]

Hey Chuck Norris your messin' with the wrong gu.... wait someone is knocking mah door

[LordShadowHack]

chuck norris is so gay....if he isnt then let him come into my house now and slam my head against the keyboarfdfdfjkdfdfddfhuvbhv bjufy6tuvyccgkycfg cfgky cfgk cfgkcfg cfgcfghkcvcvhyhjbhjvbvbhbhv

[SoundblasterDevision]

@LordShadowHack best comment ever xD

[ReadyToRunAway]

chuck norris can do a wheelie with a unicycle.

[EffectedPinguin]

chuck Norris has a fist in his beard

[Sparanz3398]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a jacket to keep him warm, he has his own orbit that fucks the cold up.

[NewsServerMinecraft]

They say chuck norris has a third fist under his beard... Don't believe me? Look behind you....

[doylop135]

Chuck Norris owns a copy of Half Life 2 Episode 3.

[nikopunksuperlink]

don't mess with chuck norris or he waste you

[agnel2111]

the ghosts gather round the campfire to tell chuck stories...lmao!!!

[halo2dude5524]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim in land

[nikopunksuperlink]

@halo2dude5524 chuck norris runs on water to

[LotteryPower]

chuck norris swam 4000 miles for 35 days straight, on mars..



[mondo622]

my name is kyle i think chuck norris is ga

This is Chuck Norris kyle is dead.

[MsCheshireKitteh]

Chuck Norris always wins. Always.

[LordVengance]

If this was ever released and people realised chuck wanted that drink,all sales would epicly fall.

[Molkifier]

I use a picture of Chuck Norris as the wallpaper on my phone, so my phone never dies.

[UnableAccountName]

@Molkifier I use it to scare people who wants to steal my phone !

[weezereli1996]

Chuck Norris can freeze a beverage in the microwave

[weezereli1996]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares down a it until he gets the information he needs

[robalismohshit]

lmao....

[MrShootinputin]

Nappa : Hey Vegeta! What dose the scouter say about this guy's power level?

Vegata: only 0006 lets get this weakling!

Chuck Norris: >:( You are messing with the wrong guy. 

Then Chuck Norris gives an epic round house kick to Vegeta and Nappa.

Vegata and Nappa lay on the ground battered and bloody.

Vegeta Shit! the scouter was upside down!

[RpGfreak901]

Imagine if there really was a chuck-strich video!

[Davis4037]

when they say dont fuck with chuck, they mean it

[Andi1up]

Thumbs up if you searched exactly chuck norris

[Lesie1128]

ha ha! thats wat u git

[WolfRunner00]

rapidly pres 4 and your computer screen cracks

[bassem008]

chuck said chuck did :

mess with him and he 'll after u so watch ur A/S/S

[NinjishyNinja]

keep pressing 8 for chuck norris kung fu

[Thebomber5lol]

u thought that this commercial was real? 0.o NOPE ITS JUST CHUCK TESTA1