I left to get the charger for my laptop, and when I went into my TV room, my DVD player was flashing the word 'dead.' Scared the hell out of me. I think it was supposed to say 'read.'
"Steven can you cut this part out, Steven? Steven I need you to cut this part out, man! I'm serious!"
Toby, I have no idea what you expect me to do! I'm just an audience member! Here, take this golden chicken nugget of the biscuit king and protect yourself with it.
Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Daniel Man. They have a fight, Triangle wins. Triangle Man. *sigh* They Might Be Giants makes everything less scary.
sitting in the dark watching this flipping out about toby talking.......parinoia should be the name of the game. (yes i have a hard time spelling so please dont comment on the word. i will find and kill you with toby's permission )
Opinion needed!! Watching the first like 3 and a half minutes of this plus listening to Nickelbacks Burn It To The Ground. Does it sound cool or is it just me??
Toby's top ten comments: 1)Fade into.... 2) 'object' of safety 3) gimme gimme 4) dont mind if I did 5) Hello? 6) Shhhh shhhh 7) No audience (or stop) 8) Im dead 9) Bless your face 10) Get your balls back
Me: -notices some comments about torture devices and looks them up- Oh I know what these a--.....Toby, do me a favor and don't look up Crocodile Sheers.
@caitric It hurts worse when you know exactly what it is. Some people think it's just there to drop people on, but what the Spanish did (when it was called "The Wooden Donkey") was set people on it. That wouldn't hurt, if you give them space to settle, right? Well, they tied cannonballs to each wrist of the person they're torturing, while slowly lowering him onto the donkey. The weight of the cannonballs would cause the donkey to literally split a man in half, if not just pierce to the gut.
@MakeshiftXMannequin It's all too painful, is it not? But, as it turns out, I got my instruments of torture mixed up. That's not the Spanish Donkey. I think that's the Judas Chair (correct me if I'm wrong, please). Same effect, but it doesn't do any crushing. Instant penetration of the skin. Then painful widening of wound. It started as a women's only thing, but people then saw how sharp it is, and used it on men. Men now know the pain of stretching the crotch to extreme widths.
HEY TOBY,if you get the monster to come after you where you have to jump over the fallen pillars at 7:44,the monster will fall down into the pit and died.thumbs up so ne can see
I DID PUNCH YOU IN DAH FACE :3 <-- bunny rabbit face
NYANNYANBADGER 2 days ago
2:09 it was me :3 i sung the beautiful music :)
NYANNYANBADGER 2 days ago
To his Avatar comment: LOL! I want to be a troll and just correct him but IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! XD Avatorium or whatever lol ^^
amorinda97 2 days ago
Seriously? We're on episode forty five of one of Toby's game walkthroughs. But people STILL thumb down? What are you DOING with your life!?
MrPappy1001 1 week ago 9
@MrPappy1001 WIN! XD
amorinda97 2 days ago
TOBY!!!!! i can't wait to see the movie you're in!!!! WOO! and it's horror!!!! XD
shadowdroid776 1 week ago
Started watching this playthrough: It was bright in my room.
Now: It is very dark.
~freaks out~
~realizes that it's just because the sun went down~
Wait....how long have I been watching?
4 hours.....XDXD
dragonwarrioroffire 1 week ago 7
How great would this game be if there was an unexplained bunny infestation?
TwilightSucks931 1 week ago 6
You and those men dudes. XD
TheGreatHawker 1 week ago
They Might be Giants <3 WOOT
Storm13Cloud 1 week ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Amnesia: The Dark Descent
that dam ascus oil. lmao
nimrodxiv 2 weeks ago
Toby, when you sang the evil triangle man song, that triangle man reminded me of pyramid head from Silent Hill.
PichuBrothers123 2 weeks ago 2
@PichuBrothers123 OMG SAME!!! XD
shadowdroid776 1 week ago
I left to get the charger for my laptop, and when I went into my TV room, my DVD player was flashing the word 'dead.' Scared the hell out of me. I think it was supposed to say 'read.'
Oaktail 2 weeks ago
monsters.. you are not the deMAN you are the deMON... lmao
strawberry2903 2 weeks ago
7:05 BWAARGH... 7:12 BWAAARRGHHHRR again!
MissMay127 3 weeks ago
damn ad!!!! it freaks me out everytime!!!
Cerbero3333333 3 weeks ago 3
Toby singing They Might Be Giants.....again
boxcarpunk3 3 weeks ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Anyone happen to be drinking while he started singing triangle man and choke on it?
Chrisfragger1 3 weeks ago
who put a gigantification monster in here?!?! lol i cracked up XD
mypinkcookiez 1 month ago
at 7:14 its so funny when he makes sound of like taking a shit xD
99gab 1 month ago
@99gab lol
therosie2233 3 weeks ago
Triangle Man
"Did you EAT part of triangle man?!?!"
"I can feel my triangle awesomeness leaking outta my face"
WillabethRulz 1 month ago 4
Nobody likes it triangle man. Burnurnurna burnurnurna burnurnurna NA na na.
thepivotfan776 1 month ago
WOW No,It's not "Avatar planet" It's "Pandora"~~~ -3-
SoftYukiCross 1 month ago
Steven yeaa
EmoBunniixoxo 1 month ago
does he know he just picked uo some other mans (rapeists) blood GROOS MUCH
511kesha 1 month ago
stop being a blueser? that reminds me of dick figures XD
LotsOfLolz4Eva 1 month ago 3
ohmygod. ohmygod. ohmygod. ah- ah ah- *bleh*
DoctorTranIsBack 1 month ago
6:10
Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside
Golden flaky tender cakey outside
Wrap the inside in the outside is it good?
Darn tootin'
Do the big fig newton!
wafflewaffle90 1 month ago
the naked blue Avatar man is only there when Daniel is going insane :)
wafflewaffle90 1 month ago 6
Wow, toby, did NOT know you could sing that high. lolz :P
Thejewels369 1 month ago
like if you think the monster sounds like a bear
GustafAlexander 1 month ago 3
This game is not scary when Toby's playing it.
Apostolin0 1 month ago 78
@Apostolin0 well maybe a little bit :D
GotToLoveUs 2 weeks ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Amnesia: The Dark Descent
"It doesn't sound like i'm getting any less murdered".. I lol'd
Supaduck0 1 month ago 48
@julepish I am, and nobody is in the house either
Roopop122 1 month ago 2
No.... Ananana, ananana... Oh god
Roopop122 1 month ago
Why is there an ad saying tobby, call me....?
Well toby.... you have a stalkerish fan :3
animegirl59103 1 month ago 2
it doesn't fell like im getting any less murerderd lol :D
epicxerik1 1 month ago
dose steven do everything?
epicxerik1 1 month ago
Ahh...that was the cliff of safety. XD love that part!
ULTRADUDE211 1 month ago
TOBY DON'T LOOK AT THE MONSTERS!!! THEY WILL NOTICE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!!!
potasqqqq39 1 month ago 3
"Steven?"
Wha-?!
"Steven can you cut this part out, Steven? Steven I need you to cut this part out, man! I'm serious!"
Toby, I have no idea what you expect me to do! I'm just an audience member! Here, take this golden chicken nugget of the biscuit king and protect yourself with it.
Bowl1013 1 month ago 3
@julepish two thumbs up
HeraclesKLovr 1 month ago
*gasp* you didnt get any MARSHMALLOWS?!??!??!!!!! ok you can have mine ;D THEIR FLUFFEY LIKE A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!
selina47520 1 month ago
The dislike bar here is like air. You know it's there, but you just can't see it!
agmTRICKS 1 month ago
@agmTRICKS its not air, its a ninja, you fool!
macattackk29 1 month ago
Fuck , I love your voice. Its damn sexy(:
hyperbuddiesforeveer 1 month ago 6
Toby will do anything for a tinderbox
THE1RILEY 1 month ago
What's the story line of amnesia?
Leopardstar0990 1 month ago
-deeply inhales red mist-
"Okay! That's all I needed to do, let's go!"
Lmfao.
Dannnyboyyyy 1 month ago
I peed myself.
Waveboard456 1 month ago
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
foefproductions 1 month ago
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foefproductions 1 month ago
Honestly, my dog's snoring so loudly during this that I've had to stop because it's scaring me THAT much.....
ShaniceyShortcake 1 month ago
String's made from Hemp...nuff said
Bigboib1212 1 month ago
when he walks into a room and inhales the red smoke.. i mean, wtf man. lol
willdiamonds 2 months ago
Dont call me manboob!
bakoli123 2 months ago
please save agrippa toby =P
turtletarian2 2 months ago
@turtletarian2 You know you cant win the game without killing agrippa?
bakoli123 2 months ago
@bakoli123 actuallly i just found out you have to decapitate him but it doesnt kill him =P
turtletarian2 2 months ago
@turtletarian2 Yeah, i just won the game, you are right, you have to decapitate him and throw his head in to the portal.
bakoli123 1 month ago
Dude. Play Amnesia: Dark Room. Now.
SarahCat1001 2 months ago
*LARGE SNIFF* that's what I needed XD
christmas2akittykat 2 months ago
Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Daniel Man. They have a fight, Triangle wins. Triangle Man. *sigh* They Might Be Giants makes everything less scary.
LacyLuvsGodiva 2 months ago
7:15 constipated?
toby: get the hell out of my life.. there will be blood on you
yup definitely constipated
W8HairAddict 2 months ago
when toby starts singing randomthings it makes me less scared
xXcleverwolfcatXx 2 months ago
I'm surprised how Toby didn't notice the 'Nave' thing sounded like 'Navi' from Avatar. I was hoping for a joke about it :(
kilchilly 2 months ago
so what can you kill the demons? or do you have to constantly be avoiding them? xD
TheDillonater 2 months ago
@TheDillonater They are invincible D: .
thehondarebel 2 months ago
That's it go to the cliff of safety...... the cliff of safety is good !
DanielJenkinsss 2 months ago
I like it when tony gets a bit scared and starts telling stories that lead to totally nothing but are hilarious!
Trillean 2 months ago
7:07-7:27 too funny. I loved when he instantly started speaking in a strained voice when the monster passed by
Cheshireo 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
OHMY GOD I ALWAYS CALL MUSHROOMS MARSHMALLOWS TOO but I'm not trying.. my brain just can't separate the two xD
noodlequest002 2 months ago
love to watch these episodes on christmas :P
TheBigfoot117007 2 months ago 3
thumbs up if you are watching this alone...in the dark...at night...
julepish 2 months ago 199
@julepish More like # in the morning XD
luigimario9898fan 2 months ago
@julepish only 19 ppl out of 157,763 thousand :D
Emanuel18888 1 month ago
@julepish thumbs up if youre watching with pansy ass freinds, in the dark... at two in the morning hyped on rootbeer.
Ihatemath55 1 month ago
@Ihatemath55 i think your the only one there buddy.... o.0
therosie2233 3 weeks ago
@julepish At night @_@
Strumfreak 3 weeks ago
Lol actually those were true torture machines
slorenzogonzalez 2 months ago
like if you've spent a whole day watching this....like a film
EePee9 2 months ago in playlist Toby's Playlist for Amnesia 279
i could never ever play this game
katelyn0402 2 months ago 5
read at 3:50 an think perverted thoughts while reading and youll laugh your ass off lol
AXELisSMEXY 2 months ago
*A string made from hemp* TOBY HAS A WEED STRING!!!!!
101kissfan 2 months ago
sitting in the dark watching this flipping out about toby talking.......parinoia should be the name of the game. (yes i have a hard time spelling so please dont comment on the word. i will find and kill you with toby's permission )
Maxemillion96 2 months ago
@Maxemillion96 I'm posting this to help you;
Paranoia
craazyy1 2 months ago
/m dick/
arcmage96 2 months ago
This entire section of the game is making me regret the interest I had in medieval weaponry and torture instruments when I was younger.
Now the more important question: Why did my parents encourage me to learn more about both when I was nine?!
ResidentPyro 2 months ago 2
@ResidentPyro right there with you....except now i get vivid visions of shit like this happening to people i really don't like......this game ><""
EmoAnimeFanGirlLOL 2 months ago
x_____x
*died at 1:16 because of headphones*
DeathsGF 2 months ago
LOL JUST SHIT IN THE CORNER AND WATCH AS HE PASSES 8D
ColdHardPlasticFlesh 2 months ago
YESSSS!!!!!!!!! i finally sneezed during one of his videos AND he said it! My life...is complete
GamerGuyReviews 2 months ago
Aww this was uploaded on my birthday!
SH3LLZIE 3 months ago
Opinion needed!! Watching the first like 3 and a half minutes of this plus listening to Nickelbacks Burn It To The Ground. Does it sound cool or is it just me??
bookwormofthevampire 3 months ago
7:35-7:42 laughed really hard
tysmit45 3 months ago
1:14 was he about to say vagina THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK HE DID !!!!
tysmit45 3 months ago
6:03....anyone else hear bladerunner ambience?
XLynnXFernoX 3 months ago
xXJellyXNinjaXx 3 months ago 6
Dang it,Toby..You had to make me crave fig newtons.
AnimeAki 3 months ago
I laughed at "Figgles"
MaxeliaRay 3 months ago
Me: -notices some comments about torture devices and looks them up- Oh I know what these a--.....Toby, do me a favor and don't look up Crocodile Sheers.
CaitlynB2010 3 months ago 7
@CaitlynB2010 *reads comment; looks it up*
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN COMMENT ABOUT THAT--!
IAmKarbHearMeRoar 3 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Amnesia: The Dark Descent
@IAmKarbHearMeRoar 8C I said not to!!!
CaitlynB2010 3 months ago
My god, why can a weird guy who sucks at gaming (sometimes) make me laugh so hard my parents start forcing melatonin into my mouth?
TonkstheMantis 3 months ago
Toby is adorably naive. x3
PaopuFruit13 3 months ago 11
i like the part where he said: i like cookeeez!
gieli989 3 months ago
Oh he's so QUIET!!!
SarahCat1001 3 months ago
toby: "this is the room where i jump off cliffs" me: "and go WEEEEEeeeeeee" :)
golcor 3 months ago 7
DAMN ASS KISS OIL!
TheHentaiEmperor 3 months ago 7
halfway through this i found myself questioning what the hell youre talking about xD
kyosohmarox1212 3 months ago
*SNIIIIF*
hebleblew4476 3 months ago
are you sure thats smiling or is it screaming
thepeoplepwner 3 months ago
ass-kiss oil haha lol
brainsplatter67 4 months ago
It actually kinda sucks to know what kind of torture device the "triangle" is.
They don't tell much about it here?
caitric 4 months ago
@caitric It hurts worse when you know exactly what it is. Some people think it's just there to drop people on, but what the Spanish did (when it was called "The Wooden Donkey") was set people on it. That wouldn't hurt, if you give them space to settle, right? Well, they tied cannonballs to each wrist of the person they're torturing, while slowly lowering him onto the donkey. The weight of the cannonballs would cause the donkey to literally split a man in half, if not just pierce to the gut.
linkdominatesyou 4 months ago
@linkdominatesyou I've read some about it. History is one of my interests, after all.
Maybe Toby should be glad they didn't really leave any notes on it.
caitric 4 months ago
@linkdominatesyou It could even break the pelvis, after that you kind of die.
MakeshiftXMannequin 3 months ago
@MakeshiftXMannequin It's all too painful, is it not? But, as it turns out, I got my instruments of torture mixed up. That's not the Spanish Donkey. I think that's the Judas Chair (correct me if I'm wrong, please). Same effect, but it doesn't do any crushing. Instant penetration of the skin. Then painful widening of wound. It started as a women's only thing, but people then saw how sharp it is, and used it on men. Men now know the pain of stretching the crotch to extreme widths.
linkdominatesyou 3 months ago
Ah, I missed Steven.. it's been too long D: I never hear him talk about Steven anymore! </3
pandaturtlexox 4 months ago
stop commenting spoilers! i always look at the comments first and then it's only half as funny :(
squirrelhater666 4 months ago
I now have the Particle Man song stuck in my head! Thanks Toby! :3
thnx4thevenom9 4 months ago
Triangle man. Triangle man.
Does whatever a triangle man can.
PurpleNinja2243 4 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Amnesia: The Dark Descent
I realized when Daniel peeks around a corner, I tilt my head too. -.-
peonyatbirth 4 months ago 24
HEY TOBY,if you get the monster to come after you where you have to jump over the fallen pillars at 7:44,the monster will fall down into the pit and died.thumbs up so ne can see
billy7889 4 months ago 47
@billy7889 This was made for a year ago...
MrThaSara 2 months ago
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jerzu97 2 months ago
@billy7889 lol these videos were made last year, go advice tobys new videos
jerzu97 2 months ago
magic marshmallows
LiquidShadow264 4 months ago
Damn-ass-kiss oil. Lol
chebello6x 4 months ago
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alienvseditor 4 months ago
Me: next episode, ok im on number 22 or something... no 27, yeah 27
Me: *looks at video name* (...part 45)
Me: 45!! What!! 45X10mins = 450mins 450 divided by 60= 7.5
Me: 7hours and 30 mins?! the HELL!
Oblivian470 4 months ago 164
@Oblivian470 I KNOW RIGHT! THE FUCK.
YouthEnergy 4 months ago
@Oblivian470 OMG!! time went by so fast!
momowowo16 2 months ago
@Oblivian470 if you were on part 27 and then ended up at 45, wouldnt it be 18x10? :D
180 minutes = 3 hours :D
sorry not meaning to be a smartass, it was just funny, LMAO <3
FlailingWhiteIndian 2 months ago
@Oblivian470 same here x_x
TheEpicChloe 2 months ago
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Ne0nie 5 months ago
"Steven!?"
Bananapoopman 5 months ago 14
Snapple grape berry punch, sunchips, and TobyGames.
Life is good.
LaurielLolz 5 months ago 4
@LaurielLolz indeed
Ingibjorg97 5 months ago
@LaurielLolz haha yep.
LaurielLolz 5 months ago
triangle maaan...and then piramid head appears behind toby xD
duality13x 5 months ago 3
If the Monsters were REALLY smart all they would have to do is lead him to a
big, dark room were in the middle of the floor is tinderboxes and then flank him.
OreoC00kie259 5 months ago 283
@OreoC00kie259 "oooooh, gimme gimme, tinder motherload-OH DEAR GOD IT'S AN AMUBUSH! I DONT WANNA! IDONT WANNA!"
AnimeAki 3 months ago 6
@OreoC00kie259 the rape dungeon??
catinarat 2 months ago
he was like "dont call me dude, man" and i was like "dont call me man, dude" xD
crazywolf1100 5 months ago 14
I love how you mock the Brutes and Grunts but whenever you come face to face with one of them you run like a nooooooob =P
UnderoathLambofgod 5 months ago
"that Damn-ass-kiss oil!" hhhahahahahahhahahaa
koookeeez 5 months ago
lol! singing the triangle man song n______n
the1rasmussen 5 months ago
You're not supposed to look at the monster! If you do it gives away your hiding place!
killerdanceing 5 months ago
@killerdanceing yah that's what the tutorial says, but hey, he always looks at them and most of the times they really don't care
Gatitoplz 5 months ago
loloollolololool gigantification monster
exocuter101 5 months ago 7
I like figgles, too.
ChainsawOrgyy 5 months ago
toby likes they might be giants, second reference this series :)
sammar895 6 months ago
@sammar895 who doesn't! :)
crazyhaha3334 5 months ago
Oh god, the bull!
JuggaletteGaige 6 months ago
definately the triangle man song has to be a highlight unless it is already :').
Howesyofdreams 6 months ago 2
Toby, you should mash up with ChaoticMonki, that would be the best commentary ever
BooTheGhost52 6 months ago
should i use the hammer? (sarcasm)haha *hits with hammer* really?....really lol
dudewhodoesstuff1 6 months ago
"Peace off.POOP"
That part always makes me laugh.
kloklify 6 months ago
Oh dude I love the Triangle Man song <3 My favorite is Particle Man.
Shinymew4u 6 months ago
he's like "don't call me dude, man." and i'm like "don't call me man, dude." XD
paperclipfun 6 months ago
click 7 twice for something serious
XxwarriorwolvesxX 6 months ago
LOL did anyone else hear toby say BILBO BAGGINS in the backround at 3:52 !!! im still laughing to death!
xVONNXx 6 months ago 3
@HoggerTheHedgehog
You see the painting like that when your sanity is low, you see it the way Toby did when it's (relatively) high
pinkfloyd873 6 months ago
I find myself asking at times: WWT(Toby)D?
thugnastykathy 6 months ago
Is there a giant monster or something? Somebody tell me before I finish the VLog.
SIRRENITY6182 6 months ago
I'm pretty sure the Triangle Man song has most of the tune of the Dragon Tales theme song...
peonyatbirth 6 months ago
@peonyatbirth Actually, it's from a song called Particle Man by We Might Be Giants. Except Toby came up with his own version, eheh...
Alsaice 6 months ago
@Alsaice really? haha i'm looking that up.
peonyatbirth 6 months ago
@peonyatbirth Accually, no. Triangle Man is a real song. Featuring things like Particle Man and other things.
Shinymew4u 6 months ago