Save America

[AmberAndAnn]

That made me realize how important it is for me to get an iPhone.

[squiggly9]

win

[brentbrown808]

this is pretty funny.

[qudilivi]

how can he speak so fast???

[crashwars58]

Lmfao rofl lolololollolololololololololol­lololololollololololololololol­olololololol

[nestea678]

i didnt understand a single word so slow down easy.

[TheOneAndOnlyCoward]

Yea man, my applaudes. It's awesome :)

[TheaterMKay]

Whoot! Night clubs! :D

[mujawooja]

cool

[bogfbi819]

this is funny like hell

[c0ddlefl0p]

But hell is not funny.

[MIKEORELSE]

If it's not YOU in hell it is :)

[theShice]

dude, your stuff is awesome. please make more in the style of this one. the commentary is hilarious just as it is. five stars :D

[BlondieBallerina0811]

OMG! that is so funny!

[JorickHorn]

I laughed, oh my god, did I ever laugh. This is gold. This deserves to be the next "End of Ze World."

[TheSpyderGurl]

whoa! slow down! u talk fast!

[ivanevanneivan]

cutee

[PrincessPigSophie]

This is amazing...lol, well funny... better than all the other entries!!!!

[ilovecorbin4eve]

awesome lol

[zeedweed]

lol i make it funnier when u talk fast

[ricksterthegreat]

LOL!!!

[jmozzy101]

can you slow down? i can't understand what your saying!!!

[vakama380]

seriously? i speak like this all the time lol

[dmix09]

...nice

[vdn17]

lol wtf?

kinda random

but o well

[crashwars58]

id bet the holy shit out off them.

[shaylabench]

shit that was funny

[Terenix1]

LOL

[Tooters7]

hahaha!

[LuiBabe56982]

wow

thats a pretty good idea lol

[sassafrassss]

"and i got no problem sending them to canada" haha

DS, you're the best in the business.

[TheDZs]

I don't think I should tell them where the government is partialy because they've got this bomb looking thing on their ship that says surrender or die. :)

[notamusicstore]

It's pretty damn awesome. lol I really like that.

[XaaliOReilly]

XD

*****

I dunno how many times I've watched this!

[Equanox214]

lolol to funny. very original as well

[DarkGsus]

how you get internet connection in the woods?

[littlemonkeyboy777]

The iphone gets EDGE, its AT&T's phone internet service, its not fast, but if you got service to call someone, you have service to surf the internet. Plus, its all part of ' the calling plane if you have an 1st generation iphone, its free, so you arennt charged like per minuet.

[PuniPenor]

Lol[:

[NaruFreak94]

roflmao!!!

[AnjelRocker]

I've been that nightclub... lol

[iEatUglyNoobs]

lmao!

[skyelf434]

send aliens 2 canada

[genocidetorrent]

hey yeah i saw some weird guys the last time i went down to the club.

[marvinsworld]

lol.. nice =))

[bf3pwner]

....nice

[clearout]

Best cell phone trick ever. I thank you sir.

[spiral622]

rofl, that was funny

[lennonshia]

HEY Send them to Canada! thanks bud -__-

LOL very funny =D

[Lastangelx69]

lololololololol.

[mrnathanieltaylor]

I like this.

[wonthefu]

"Canada is a beast. they gots a leaf on their fag. XD i from New Jersey."

We are also has great grammars.

[albruce9131]

im from nj to :P

[kungfudoggie]

cute and funny!

[MikeThaMunsta]

i swear i whent to that club that day

[nohating01]

I NO SOME1 WHO WAS LIKE U SHOULDNT EVEN BOTHER GOING TO CANADA, THOSE CANADIANS....pple diss canada, and i wanna no y?

[takeoutme]

people diss america...people dis england...people dis..iraq

there only messing around i dont think he has anything again canda:P

[KingofContradiction]

im canadian :(

[youngdromane11]

you are fucked sir

[auphrotus]

canada,,,Eh!

[nohating01]

Y DO AMERICANS HATE CANADIANS,? a real person should answer this, dont be biased on one country

[TheaterMKay]

I'm pretty sure that americans don't hate canadians. They just find them random. Plus they are kinda silly. :D

[ANBUblackops666]

your canadian aren't you

[TheaterMKay]

no american. and yes we do pick on mexico but not where I live. :D

[ANBUblackops666]

what where

[TheaterMKay]

um north east

[ANBUblackops666]

me too. cool

[ANBUblackops666]

dude americans pick on all countries near us look how we pick on mexico

[DeadlyNightSlash]

Canada is a beast. they gots a leaf on their fag. XD i from New Jersey.

[PinkDiscoBall]

umm I think you mean "flag" XD lmao

[oxMeganSuexo]

lol this is so funny. i watch it all the time.

[jamesliketheapostle]

really cool...

[Razor5189]

LOL

throw shrimp onto barbie

[wiggyman1]

I think Canada should be called Canadia.

[then00best]

guverment is a real club

[maepra]

guverment!! LOL

[camwes24]

hAHA

[0sleeper0]

thats not funny im candain ......... ok its kinda funny

[FallOutBoyHobo]

youre probably not canadian because you spelled it wrong.

[thecetera]

your retarded thats what you are.

[Dr4g0nair]

when that happened to me they didnt leave me they took me and tried tried to force to to have intercourse with them while taking off my pants they yelld out snke i was like were were so they let me go but i left my pants in there space ship not know i had left crack in my poket they got high i went home not know were it was watch tv and turned to cnn they found aliens dead from a space hip crash and thats how i saved myself from getting raped and saving eath somehow good thing i didnt xtecy.

[JarrettFerguson13]

omg lol!!! :)

[blair9123]

lmao.

[AJDeakin]

5/5

[iFinza]

brilliant.

[xXx1Ryno1xXx]

Nice 4/5

[WilliamGrimshaw]

yup and what you gonna do about it.....

[DamienHell]

so that explains that nightclub, yah they took it over, its not fun anymore though, thanks alot >:(

[RafaelBlackDeth]

Ohh. cool.. ...xD

[aarsgier123]

America owes you one.

[Adani90]

GREAT =D

[xo0viper0ox]

haha.

THAT WAS AWESOME. :]

pretty much. yeaaaah.

[Seach0]

my canadian friend who came 2 australia actually asked me if i had a kangaroo in my backyard. i said yes but it turnd into a dog before he got there.

[truffleshuffle777]

LMAO

[johlejohle]

Lol :D

[UshoZeek]

It's a joke, OMG SRSLY? :O

[Legoman149]

AWSOME!!!!!!

[coolchild2001]

cute

[slickcee8]

aliens are bad!! only humans ;) save the world, love respectfully <3

[reid1234567890]

youtube is for fags

[NejiBadBoy]

I like Pie too!!!! We have so much in common!!!!!

[UshoZeek]

Then why are you one it? Oh, you've managed to contradict what you said. INTERESTING. Hm... Hm...

[warning746]

noooo canadas doomed! i must flee!

[colorfulsprinkles]

this is... AWESOME. but i seriously think that those guys were from australia.

[TwistedFaceMan]

get real, they werent riding their kangaroos. how would they have been australian if they didnt have any roos.

[harro21]

hahaha, youd be surprised how many people actually think we have them as pets and in our backyards :P

[TwistedFaceMan]

what? you don't have a pet roo? WTF?

is it wrong to have a pet kangaroo?

i ride mine to school everyday.

park it in the bike racks with all the other roos.

[Truthiness231]

This form of "art" is becoming a bit cliche, doesn't everyone agree? It stinks of the lame original PS3 commercials with the squirrels and half of Adult Swim's commercials, and with the mentality of a show produced by MTV... couldn't our generation(s) aspire to something with a bit more substance?

Breakdown of the comedy involved: say something mildly silly really fast, no punchline. I don't see why we should keep this medium...

[akgregor]

Hmmm, subscribe to a bunch of TED talks, then bash random vids for not meeting your criteria for significance

....dare I say psuedo-intellectual poser..... besides whats wrong with silly.

[Truthiness231]

Um, k... I'd say that was a no. You like to keep things.. simple, that's all you had to say.

I like to watch TED because it helps keep me informed on what is going on in the world of science (which affects all our lives), not because I pretend to be intelligent. Actually, that's one thing you can't pretend to be: you either are, or you'll clearly be seen as a dumbass. Dumbass.

[Truthiness231]

Also, you doing a little background search on me before stating, well, whatever it was you were trying to get across, is a little creepy. I also like the color orange-red, Seinfeld, long walks in the park...

[katexpatd]

haha really funny.

[RandomnessShow123]

check out my videos

comment good or bad

friend request if u want

im just trying to get started here on youtube

Thanks

[Soupdragoon]

Ha ha! They'd fit in at the Guvernmnet.

[stevenashphx]

pleas go to my account and nice vid

[PoliceEXP]

lol that is nice. I bet they ran that nightclub better then the last owner.

[nytwin4life]

this is so cute... i love stuff like this. I will create one just for the fun of it. BTW... thanx for saving us. You're my hero *_*

[timleary420]

its true they did come to canada and struck a deal with our "government" and that was to turn all americans into stick people lol

[Every1luvzME]

Ummm...okay

[Arc73]

that was funny

[monceypowre707]

lawl tht was funny as hell. shouldve made sound effects with the ufo!!

[BioHazard742]

GO COUNT YOU DICK

[velvatron252]

ive been to that club before

[miisspelled]

Hilarious. I love it, great job.

[tehsniperpirate]

lol nice

[aibcomeback]

really cute. I like it. Good job

[VideoGameCrazy2448]

This is Awesome!

So Funny!

[stickpplrbeast]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehe ^.^ that was funnny

[taofledermaus]

lol!  *****

[TheSpyderGurl]

ur my hero! thnx 4 saving us!

[Miketan323]

SHUT UP!!!!!! STOP TALKING

[TheWh4T]

that's hilarious

[DallamaX]

you should just told them where they where.

cuz the world is better off without americunts

[skywalker993]

my phone has a lightsaber, so... yeah.

[thesystem202]

well mine has a flashlight! lol

[faraong]

simply amazing!

[IDillon0]

Check out my videos if you have time on your hands they arent as funny as smosh but they are funny.

They arent those retarted ones that have no plan whatsoever

[kawi3000]

dude, your videos suck.

[labanrim]

haha lol nice video :)

[starnjj]

funny dude and awesome

[MYHASSLEFREEWIRELESS]

Nice video! Check us out as well, maybe we can do something together on the bisiness tip.

[DonnaaPinciotti]

hahah thats so cute

[stevenashphx]

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[fordieccfc]

haha brilliant

[ivanevanneivan]

haha;; that is so cutee.

[zpick2214]

lol

[maluko1987]

MEDO!!!

[Infernowolf1]

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[GlamBalam]

aliens rule

[gigaz3r0]

I thought it was going to be something like, "So this day I was walking in the desert and I saw these guys who said that they were Australian tourists and said, "Take us to your free healthcare!" so I built a great big wall across the desert, and that's how I saved America from aliens, the end."

Y'know what I mean?

[DV00B]

lol!

[UY7D]

nice

[agneslovesu]

bahaha I LUV THIS

so funny

[x2gen12345]

it was very weird

[Elecrusher]

Rofl

[carsomedan]

One Of The Best Videos Ever

[UBCSWraith]

Nice

[polarbear60]

Funny!

[mjw555]

nice one. the guverment is an awful nightclub.

[StoneDrum07]

You sir, Dave, are a true american.

[CowSuckYou]

ROFL.

[webmazter8000]

(\__/)

(+'.'+).

(")_(") go

[xinfinityxonxhighx]

xDD That was awesome!

[AdnarimLove]

LOL COOL

[fondare]

US is not a continent, North America is.

[polarbear60]

True.

[GrayStripeLuvR]

I LOVE IT!!!!!

[dylangauci1993]

LOL

[oystein246]

that ws REALLY funny xD

[wierzbek]

hahaha :D  great :p

[dimashilares]

you are not ignorant, America is the continent, you must say; save United States

[Nny2005]

and you must die!

[Mattisebastian]

Canada is part of America!

[ratuse]

They sounded Australian to me.

[sslinaa]

two days? maybe for an idea, but for art it's 2 minutes...