QUICK FIRE BANGERANG, WHAT!?

[TheAlivemau5]

0:57 Tossing two guys off

[Morgoth714]

Dear Matt,

We are mostly water. Bleach is mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

Sincerely,

Nathan Explosion.

[potatospwn]

Dear Matt,

Which Batman villain could you see yourself beating in a drunken bar fight?

-Grant

[dannynowak38]

Dear Matt,

How many breadsticks can you eat in two minutes?

[JohnnyDobranoc]

Dear Matt, How would you go about inflitrating the houses of the Rockefellas, Morgans and Rothschilds, and what would you do to them once you got in? :-D

[PinkSupervisor]

Dear Matt,

look behind you, a three-headed monkey!

[cushmanproductions]

This was probably one of my favourite Shit Sorting videos, ever

[Aristeo509]

My mom walked in at 1:02 . . .

porque?!

[ProudNumpty]

Dear Matt,

Why?

[Notalking74]

Dear Matt,

You need to use the 7 words you should never say on TV more often. and I mean all of them not just shit and fuck.

[Akaoni21]

Dear Matt,

From what ive witnessed through your videos you're an AWESOME dancer and I was wondering if you could give me some helpful hints and tips on how become more of a fanny magnet through dance!? (Just like Joakim Noah)

Thanks. :)

[ilovehotfries333]

Dear matt,

Do you ever get hit on by random ladies who know you from the interweb?

-WINTER

[Brodycubs]

Matt, MORE of these. These are good. MORE MORE MORE

[Doyle9001]

Dear Matt

How many gummy bears can you fit in your mouth?

From that guy

[lipsham]

Want 20 years of sex with a hot chick, or year of sex with 20 different average chicks?

[lipsham]

Matt, do you,

[lipsham]

Nice one!

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

Dead Matt

put nyanit dot com/ in front of some of your favorite websites and see what happens.

[junkienet]

I like it !

[chelseasburough]

Dear Matt,

Kiwis pronounce 'sex' and 'six the same way. Does this lead to hilarious misunderstandings?

-Chelsea

[boldlibrary5]

Dear Matt,

I think you should sing an upbeat song whilst holding a rubber ducky.

[sp3cialkelly]

You're fucking awesome.

[norockets09]

Dear matt,

How long can you hold a note with your voice?

-David

[MrJackmando123]

Dear Matt,

Do you have a soul?

-Jack

[RabidShihTzu]

Dear Matt,

Why do you always answer questions from Karen?

From,

Karen

[Hamsam333]

What did he say in French?

[Pogman999]

@Hamsam333 J'adore le petit garcon noir. = I love the little black boy. !!!

[napalm450]

Dear Matt,

what time is it?

[Pantstrovich]

Hot.

[Vijelle26]

Dear Matt,

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

-Michelle.

[bconnolly92]

Dear Matt,

what is love?

[jetson64]

These are awesome!

[TheMrGhostlore]

Dear Matt,

Will you have sex with my mom. I will call you dad.

[DarkCeberus]

Dear Matt,

I like how you say "Fuck You". Can you say "Fuck You" again?

[nightseifer]

Dear Matt.

Lemon curry?

Sincerely Jerusalem.

[MaceAce64]

fuck

[dragonpixieful]

Dear Matt,

Who was phone?

[ChocolateRain68]

Dear Matt,

alright?

[zumaxex]

Dear Matt

Why does being tickled make you laugh?

[Richypizz]

Dear Matt,

I have found out where you live and I am thinking of many ways to kidnap you so I can have my own personal jester, What are your weaknesses?

Cheers, Dr Thug.

[CroakerX]

Dear Matt,

Could we have a no-homo gay marraige?

Sincerely,

Dylan

[MrAnarchojoe]

I swear that said "quick fire batarang" I need to stop playing arkham city...

[Coewen]

Dear Matt,

Invent a new sport!

-Mike

[rjosullivan123]

Dear Matt,

You're lying in bed. On your left is the girl of your dreams who is willing to have sex with you just this once. On your right is a homosexual rapist. Who do you turn your back to?

-Ry.

[walkerd3]

Dear Matt,

You really sorted that shit fast. I feel kinda cheated that it went so fast. Can I have my subscription fee back?

[laur1813laur]

dear matt, do you have a girlfriend? have you ever had a girlfriend? who was your first girlfriend/ how did you meet her? would you move countries to be with a girl? why are you so freaking awesome? where can i find one? laurs

[CapNCorn]

Dear Matt,

Is this a stupid question?

Sincerely, Gumby

[sharingroove]

Dear Matt,

What is your favorite 80's movie character and why?

[JeezyBol]

Dear Matt.

Why is everyone in Napier unemployed?

Sincerely . Jeezy Bol hobo from napier. ;)

[Briggsil]

Dear Matt,

What if?

Sincerely Bob

[Zorostef]

Dear Matt,

Have you ever masturbated to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating?

Sincerely, Me.

[TheMasterpiecePD]

@Zorostef so he's basically watching himself watch himself masturbating

[dioulas313]

@Zorostef you are so gay

[TheBobcatlover]

@Zorostef In-spunk-tion!!!

[IzzySweet666]

Dear Matt,

Will you answer my question?

Thanks :D

[sam21skin]

Dear Matt, i am unoriginal.

Help?

Thanks.

[Demonissimus]

Dear Mat,

y u so awsom?

[mbonfantiful]

Dear Matt,

Do you wipe your bum standing up, or sitting down?

[slowsloth]

Dear Matt,

Why can't I hold all those laughs?

[JohnnyDystar]

Dear Matt,

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

Much respect...

[mrgusher]

I got a boner

[ginamudkipz]

Deer matt,

what was your childhood dream and was it fulfilled?

sincerely , gina

[PinkSupervisor]

Dear Matt,

I like noodles, what do I do?

[mourixnl]

Dear Matt,

Reprisenting Holland I've got to ask: what's your opinion on drugs??

- Jos

[Roffeskanal]

Dear Matt, now you had better start with the fucking cutscenes! I´ve got my eyes on you.

Also, I hate snow, but I live the freezing hellhole called Sweden, with naked chicks and polar bears dancing on the streets. What am I to do? Sincerly Roffe

[TheMrGhostlore]

I offically want to start a petition to make Matt put out a new video everyday for the rest of the year.

[Liowen]

Dear Matt

What if Emma Stone was turned into a zombie, your zombie plan would be ruined what would you do?

-Mike

[JohnnyDystar]

@Liowen I don't think that would ruin anything. Nothing at all.

[Burori1]

Dear Matt,

I was a teenage werewolf. Now I'm a 20-something werewolf. What should I do?!

[shahherwan93]

This video dont deserve a dislike. :D

[lexdelta318]

Dear Matt,

I love this video.

-Alex

[fodorgyuri666]

I am Serbian and I understood the whole video, WTF French people, lazy to listen?

[sparky0451]

viewer comment of the week win XD

[zizzix08]

I need to see you pelvic thrust more often.

[SebastianLaw3283]

Very nice :)

[cosademachos]

lot caffeine?



[soapman56]

best one ever.

[camdenml]

Dear Matt,

Are you a pie person, or a cake person?

[bedroommistakes]

Dear Matt,

are you a rebirth of Jesus?

[warfl4g]

Dear Matt,

can you touch my tralala?

[bwahb1kenob]

Hahaha, that guy, SPITFIRE!

[Lilsparky67]

Dear Matt,

How are you today, and what are you doing next?

[noobhunter3000]

1:45 - Like how his dancmoves fit to the outro-music ;)

[grantorndorff]

Dear Matt,

I'm thinking of leaving. Everything. I'm starting in Ohio, so should I go to Iceland or Oceania?

-Grant from the Internet.

[MetalManInaVan]

DDeeaarr MMaatt,

WWhheenn ddiidd yyoouurr eeyyeessiigghhtt ggeett ssoo bbaadd?

[MattCDHutchings]

Oh god, that response to the viewer comment of the week.

Amazing.

[freak1215]

BOO YAA!! You Sir win the internet!

[SuperPenguinOverlord]

Dear Matt,

Will our world be taken over by:

1. highly intelligent robots?

2. aliens?

or

3. zombies?

...or some other fourth thing... ..

[somadavenport]

Dear Matt, yes.

[waratahbre]

Dear Matt,

Daily Quickfire Sort Your Shit Out Bangarang's?

SORTED!

[Jumper76Anton]

Dear Matt,

Why do you never sort my comment? :(

[LeRonaldRager]

Dear Matt,

How was your day?

[StevenSFarrugia]

Dear Matt,

How big is your winky?

l0v3 $t3v13 p0o

[Deathnotepuppetgod]

Dear Matt,

Tell us about your foot fetish.

From Jack White.

[xxEmmaBitchxxx]

Dear Matt,

Tell Us Abouut Yoour First Kiss (:

[Xenolightning]

Someone needs to gif the pelvic thrusting.

[scarabseer]

Did you concoct that diddly for the outro?

[sirwillifer]

@scarabseer That jazzy little tune is one of the default song bytes you can use from iLife Sound Effects. It's called "Swing City — Medium".

[2Addicted2YT]

Dear Matt,

Where is you live at Earth?

[iiscotty91ii]

Dear Matt,

Penis! Penis penis, penis? Penis: penis penis penis, penis penis?

[demigod453]

dear matt

whats you're favourite PIE flavour

-calum

[Pie42795]

YEEEEEAAAAH! MY QUESTION WAS ANSWERED :D My life is complete!

[sirwillifer]

Dear Matt:

You find yourself in the desert.

>look left.

You look left. There is a hungry velociraptor.

>take velociraptor

You cannot take that.

>check inventory

Inventory: sunglasses, flannel, no fear. What do you do next?

>

[GrenadeHappyBob]

Dear Matt,

I love you

-Chris

[The11thEvilEx]

Dear Matt,

Which Harry Potter house do you belong in and why?

[XstaphyX]

Dear Matt, who would you go gay for?

-Steph

[Loalrikowki]

Dear Matt, are you following the Republican primaries in the US? If so, who's your favorite candidate?

[SupremeChickenx]

that was great :) you should do more of these quick ones

[TheIrishTitan]

ha

[laughwhore47]

Dear Matt, Can you teach me to dance like you?

[robohobobaseballseth]

Dear Matt,

I just accidentally slammed this guy's head on a brick wall, thus killing him painfully...where should I hide the body!!!???? I'm freaking out....

- Seth

[feliciano2040]

Dear Matt

You have a gun and complete inmunity.

Who would you kill ?

[PaddedWhiteRoom]

Dear Matt, would you have sex with Hitler's mother if given the chance?

[Lambert3434]

Dear matt, I need advice what should I do when I run out of nesquik? Im freaking out man! -Jacob

[noodynoodz]

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING OF NOW LOUDNESS

[mechslayer3456]

hmmm maybe my french is out of practice but im prety sure that was "I love little black boys?"

[AetherSurreal]

Matt, I find you 100 times more sexier after answering my question <3

[AidedLicense]

Dear, Matt

How long can you dance for??

[CaptainSkyFox]

You should do this kind of thing more often. I laughed through pretty much the whole thing. Well done :D

[WiigiInRed]

Dear Matt,

What is the fastest way to sort 1 million 32 bit integers?