HOW TO GET A HOT CHICK!

[legodude1218]

Why does sdeezy always jizz his pants?!

[aml11a]

sdeezy gee spot

[TheMmmmmmeeeeeeeee]

I love it how s-deezy says pokémon names when he cums

[MrChickenlittle888]

White Lightning

[emilynosa24]

Titerz

[nickelopigus123]

my name would be Dr.Cockter

[brisdale123]

poor fish...

[iluvij123]

lollipop

[xxxxxxBiahxxxxxx]

um...marbelicious XD

[sonnicaddict]

Foot job=handjob with feet... people with foot fetishes DREAM.

[kitkatie0420]

TELL AMANDA I SAID HI!

lol i love that part :D

[kitkatie0420]

TELL AMANDA I SAID HI!

lol i love that part :D

[Diongirl85]

The bouncer

[godsmack901]

My favorite name is hot rocket.

[CristinaLove14]

Mrs Tig ol bitties

[MrZagater]

Relsese the boner

[fluffyspic310]

Sugu lumps

[fluffyspic310]

Sugar plums

[Crazygirl27599]

big tits

[singinghard]

Mr riggle blows

[Nighteagle8744]

lol kids react background?

[unknown18artist]

Swoww titty banger

[BlueXephos21]

sausage mc big tits

[TheRoboteer]

@BlueXephos21 Smosh!

[yawtube760]

Mr T

[cierramarie898]

Hey everyone I'm a 11 year old singer from a small town. My biggest dream is to be famous and if you guys could spend a little time watching my videos my dream may come true. Please help my dream come true!

[icy747]

Mine is ,Honey bobo child

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[iluvmyfriends12345]

Haha

[theRandomBrandom]

My friend says I'm going to be like Shane I'm like oh shit

[SmexyBitch2150]

smexy motha fucka



[onearkgirl]

nobody could ever evict Shane Dawson....

[MagicHandsOfDeath]

Why does he always name pokemon when he comes?

[ArmEawesome]

Okay, ned sounds exactly like one of my friends...

[gogetaSSJ117]

Shanes awesome



[Rakanmasoud]

marshmallow man that's right bitches

[TheJayver]

Mines the "Big Stick"

[FF5addict676]

hhhhmmmm i can't come up with a good stripper name :p but I LOVE YAH SHANE!!!!

[MarthofGermania]

My stripper name would be "Aiwood nothitthat". But anyway, when is Ned going to wake up and realize hundreds of girls love him? I guess that's part of the joke.

[MrPuddingTaco]

Cumtits McBoobjob

[23madcoke]

JazzyMint

[Alkaline997]

Cum-cake would be mine

[kittenlovero8]

Stacy, And Bertha ;)

[shiminama]

LOFL KEEP HITTIG 7 !

[frickenbreadmonster]

Clit-toria :)

[harajukubarbie370]

shane will u MARRY me:))) lmao

[Sabell7447]

irish creamer

[inocentgirl16]

midnight snack

[awesomrthanevery1]

My stripper name would be R2DO ME

[Mincepiefly]

mine would be the DINNER LADY!

[rubenlopez200]

Paris is rite I hate people wen they tlk wit Der head down

[combatcat91]

bines looks like my cat gwiedo !

[MsMckenzie13]

from 0:17 to 0:18 he sounds like hilda

[prillacakes510]

hot tamale because im mexican :)

[MrXBOXGLITCHES100]

love the reeses in the background. im going for a piss, when i come back i expect it to be top comment......

[Skittles736601]

Fuckthisduck

[minymaddiee]

<3

[lizabethanie]

Miss . BloodyFantasy x3 or Miss Kandayland. :D

[foxneko1203]

Mr. SlutBuster XP

[Kimmeows]

Stripper name: Kay meezzy, Queen of the slut hut. Yep :')

[jpmagicman720]

take the name of your first pet and a wierd colour so my stripper name is daisy violet

[monkideestudios]

i totally agree with shananay, people suck

[SuperMichaelschannel]

my name would be would be red and i would call all my hoes white cause candy canes are delicious together and that's dirty!

[CraziiRiderr]

REESE'S PILLOW IN THE BACKGROUND ;)

[ChocolateMustache2]

S dezzy did you just CUM!

[MultiGamingUK]

lol at 5:03

[Arch1Kid]

Truffle Shuffle Meister

[Yeezma1]

I know

[elizyr]

Candy Cane

[ddragon1288]

youre awsome shane

[agwinniewinters]

mine would be pecpopoflove

[lilbitcrazyx00]

Babiiqurl

[gayrainbowfish]

skittlez!

[smileyface9009]

why r u such a racist

Stop the racism

[dsk8erboy1]

If ya still doing the contest then my name would be, Pole Control!

[Xerajones]

Look at Shane's face at 7:36

[superprincesslogan]

Cupiecake

[tinyteddygram4]

my stripper name is Pussycat... >:P

[tinyteddygram4]

i want the reese's pillow...

[angel123452272]

Call me shane at 530-301-3569

[themanpsychotic103]

mine would be rolly pollie jiggle wiggle somtin like that :)

[lavacat53]

whats with the giant Reeses? 

[moomabartlett]

I did a quiz and my stripper name is Roxy Leatherthong...be jealous.

[xXAlyshaBlackXx]

CandyliciousSmexiness ? Sounds nice :D

[xXJuicyBreezeXx]

my stripper name, it would have to be, Bra Lady (it's like i don't even know why, but it's kinda fun to say)

[Yeezma1]

Jigglypuff

[tinyteddygram4]

@Yeezma1 that's a pokemon charecter but i admire you for it... weird :P

[Ninjasantaclause]

Pikachu raichu moltres MEWTWO!!!!'n

[prettyvicky1]

Bootyshaker4shane would be my stripper name lol

[MissClavelle]

why does deezy have a moustach in the intro thing for the s deezys g spot but not in real life

[batsareamasing]

poor Ned

[ObliviousPassion]

Lord of the dance!!!

[shanaynay500]

Tell amanda i said hi

[navi11fi]

shane i luv everthing u stand 4 u make me so happy and sometimes u make my sides hurt this is the first vid i ever saw of u yaaaay ur so cool

[Afterlife500]

My stripper name is Jax Starr. My pornstar name is Kreiss Reimr

[RizicoRocks]

Mine would be VigaBouncer

[onetoughkitty]

have you guys noticed theres a reeese's peices pillow in da background!

[Randomaxe72]

Who wears lesbian vests? Bc Bc Bc bana buh bhu buh Shane wears lesbian vests Bc Bc Bc bana bana bah lol

[pitulluver2009]

My Stripper Name Would Be Chocolate Drop(; 

[mysweetbloodrox]

my stripper name will be ecstasy

[ABloodyBrick]

Bulbusaur! I havent laughed that hard all day :D

[The13adolfo13]

what happend to brittany. now you guys never talk

[gIbSoNgIrL10111]

Thumbs up if u think Shane should start saying "have a dawsome day!" or Dawson. One of those. Like so Shane can see!

[WolfWatcher0506]

I love shanes mom lol

[madicoal12]

Fire burp.... :0

[Crowdog1234]

REESES!!!!!!!!! o__e

[TheBeachblonde7]

Anne Twin:) lol i sound asian

[MooMan4501]

black lavender :)

[shamsyao]

Shannna

[Kizengruten]

Mr. Flufy Puss

[edith14ism]

My stripper name would be ginger sparks :D

[TheEmbassyChicks]

Hi everyone! My friend Heidi and I made an account a few days ago and we'd loveee for anyone to check out our channel and comment on our vids! We'd love to hear your suggestions and ideas for future vids! (please be respectful in your comments, though:))

Pretty pretty please check it out!

Thank you!

-Heather and Heidi :)

[XxImADinosaurSoRaWr]

My stripper name would be *Star

[lunaluv9]

Luscious.

[supercutekk1]

hey shan

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[jprest1999]

Geoffrey Gurrs

[vampiress49]

HEY! Is that a Reese's peanut buttercup pillow in the background at the beginning...? Lol XD

[BethieLuvMusic]

My stripper name would be

Miss. I was sexually abused and now I'm looking for attention!

[donkeylotion]

britney is emo girl

[odkfn]

Do you hate Shane Dawson, but love Nazi's, getting kicked in the nuts and mullets?

No?

I don't believe you. You better check out my band and prove it.

/watch?v=b65pTUve-bc

[MsNiki125]

Italian tiger

[themax122333]

hilda was using left handed scissors with her right hand

[lexiiisboss]

mclovin.

[MsRaichuD]

@lexiiisboss What are you trying to be Fogell, an Irish R&B singer? If not, it's not that good of a stripper name.

[SuperBamf90]

Polar ice

[NeverShoutKeeley]

I <3 Aunt Hilda! xD

[ReelDeel82]

Tommy Salami

[sonic29fan109]

Linzzy Lohan

[sonic29fan109]

Linzzy 

[MrILOVEMine]

Dr sniffer

[95kidplay]

Hahahaha hustlin crack

[DUDEJUSTSTOPTALKING]

Bitty Titty

[r72312]

Mr Slippy Fist

[katkout30002500]

thump up if you just come here for s-deezy :D

[supermik1616]

moon but not in the way u think in the moonlight...

I LOOK AWESOME

[Izzybabyz]

Aunt Hilda you rock :)

[jackkbeiii123]

how do you make all those cool backgrounds??? and  can u make one with the annyoing orange in it???

[XxxmoziexxX]

Who wears short shorts?

Dadada Datada,

Faggots and stupid whores..



[thea71899]

Idk probably vanilla cuz I'm a cracker :( or low cuz ill fuck any one Xb

[SuperBossallday]

hahah

[CupcakeQueenage]

@WhopDeeFrickenDoo I was thinking the same thing!!! xD

[jcja13645665]

my stripper name would be ben dover

[ssttrraawwbbeerrrry1]

stripper name would be juicy fruit

[RandomUserName4Fun]

My stripper name would be: Jack Scumming

[girlsrock2012]

i love babys so shut the f*** up

[mac677]

When Sdeezy cums why does he always say the name of a pokemon

[girlsrock2012]

marry me!!!

[WhoopDeeFrickenDoo]

Aunt Hilda sounded like Austin Powers...

"Yeah, babiiiiieeee!"

[pricelesspuppy]

My stripper name would be angel of darkness

[mle980309]

ITs my birth day and my stripper name would be black momba

[pussydollme174]

I would be called chubbychelzpunk! Lol!

[switcherroo99]

Sausage McBigTits

[rubymermaid1]

have you noticed everytime sdeezy comes he says a pokemon? lol so far ive heard squirtle, bulbasaur (in this one) wigglytuff, jigglypuff and pikachu lol :P

[rap000man]

My parrot is called Frenki!!!!

[shanedawsonfan1012]

if you guys didnt know, when shane was talking about how he was mistreated by his dad at home and how he was bullied in school for being fat in Ned's Nerd World is simular to how shane's life was when he was in like high school.

[nekiiokun]

@shanedawsonfan1012 actually, he never met his dad ._.

[shanedawsonfan1012]

@nekiiokun yes, he did.

[56Quite]

Chocolatey Drizzle

[imtheonly1rockin]

nice reeses pillow

[ForgottenDarkLight]

Alexis

[Amykilbride1992]

kittybride x

[mmckennaleighh]

It smells like something died! :D i love you Shane(: ♡

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Bynes, you were mines,

I loved you long times, I can't believe you're not in my life,

I used to come home and smell the house full of pee,

and you're burning up in hell just waiting for me.

"Dat one was for my pussy in hell" xD

[jennysofunny21611]

Jailbaitjenny?

[TrunksGotenGotenks]

and now your burning in hell just waiting for me... that was for my pussy in hell

[KitKatluvfull]

Name-flaming child molester!

[PurpleSandwich8]

My friend & I's stripper names would be.........

ChrisMcDizzy & Al-Don't-Foul!

[MissAlysin101]

name :Hot Horny Whore, catch frase: I strip for tips bitch

[falloutdouche]

jingle balls....need i say more?

[TheRawrOSaurous]

Your Mom :|

[DanielMarsillo7]

I don't watch the Shane's question of the day

[Tigerluv35]

@DanielMarsillo7 wwwooooowwww, lame