high resolution graphics... my ass. i play starcraft 2... i literally compare those to real life graphics... this... ehEHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL OLDDDD
These were in-store videos that used to be on a continuous loop in Boots in the 1980's, early 1990's. The sound always used to be turned down; hearing this cretin now, I can understand way.
I feel embarrassed that Actual people had to live in times with such primitive entertainment devices. Yes i know, I know that even today's Technology is still at an infant stage and merely a step up from Yesterday's hype. But Seriously, This video is the icing on the cake. I can't wait how far we will have come 75-100 years from now.
@TheGanstaben, for the time, that was definitely high resolution. Just like how 1940s black and white television was called "High definition", because a 400ish line system was a major improvement over 100-180 line earlier systems.
no it's not.. it's the same kinda game though ;-) . marble madness was out in the arcade.. and well this game hhmm "borrowed" the idea.. much like the many space invader / kong / galaxians clones.. go look up World of Spectum and you can download it =)
but the joke is the games were more playable then as apposed to now.. if you judge a game solely on it's sound / graphics you don't have the full picture.. also a lot of the games companies now, where you think they started? "Rare" was originally Ultimate back in 1983 for instance
Big League Soccer, endorsed by Sean Connery
RetroGamingScot 3 weeks ago
Hmmm...wasn't that Gyroscope just a Marble Madness rip-off?
And "Ariola Soft"?????????? Well, I suppose that name would have gone over the heads of the kids playing any of their games at the time I suppose...
eclectica1 3 weeks ago
@eclectica1 No idea but it drove me round the bend! 20 levels, I bet I never got past number 4!
wilki31 2 days ago
"hi res graphics.. lol" well it was then..
godofthedevil 3 weeks ago
haha, Utd losing 2-0 to Tranmere in the fourth diviion
CaptainOvious123 1 month ago
@CaptainOvious123 division*
CaptainOvious123 1 month ago
Hilarious voice acting:
* 00:05 - A garden shed scientist
* 00:55 - Rusky stereotype
* 01:22 - A dour, no nonsense Scottish footy manager
* 02:45 - More Zippy than a Dalek
* 03:47 - Hollywood space captain
* 05:17 - Barney Rubble with a cold
* 06:24 - Fonejacker's automated flat line
* 07:25 - A very ropey Vincent Price
* 08:29 - Bond villain.
motherflange 1 month ago
250 room FUCKtory
DaMaul 1 month ago
Is that a soccer game or a spreadsheet app?
poa9s 1 month ago
"Furiously Gyrating" ^_^
sctsmxms 1 month ago
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Merky2k 1 month ago
Panzadrome= EXTERMINATE..EXTERMINATE..EXTERMINATE!!
Ferdie28 2 months ago
And that's David Mitchell at 6.22 "Fleet St Editor"
No no no, this doesn't add up at all!!
Realitybites85 2 months ago
@Realitybites85 ahahahahahahh IT IS ;_;
SuperFunnyman001 2 months ago
@Realitybites85 He'd have been about 10 when those ads were made!!
torquesport 1 month ago
eh? Is that Michael McIntyre doing the voiceover for Gyroscope?!??!
Realitybites85 2 months ago
yeaa.. Goo old time, when games were written on assembler programming language...
Grentanksmog 2 months ago
High resolution graphics :D
08joejoi 3 months ago
gyroscope is marble madness ripoff
bazfanv2 3 months ago
Well, Panzadrome certainly blew my mind.
sherrikeller 4 months ago
Wonder if he sniffed a fat line of coke before recording all these.
h3akalee 4 months ago
It's the same fucking guy just changing his voice lol !!
h3akalee 4 months ago 12
The word you're all think of is actually arEola... and even that doesn't *just* mean the bit around the nipple.
PhilipLMilne 4 months ago
Not only have we lost the match, we've lost £3,000 as well.
daystilljersey 5 months ago
high resolution graphics lol
bravotwozero007 6 months ago
compare these 'brilliant' graphics to uncharted
then compare it to big rigs
theRubbishanimations 6 months ago
Those classic Speccy sounds . . . i'm 10 years old again!!!
mark771977 7 months ago
5.51 manic tortoise lmao
BRAKESUK80 7 months ago
its a shame they thought they had to put on sappy voiceovers to sell a game lol. wicked upload mate, never seen anything like this before :)
BRAKESUK80 7 months ago
These games too FUCKING HARD!
BluHorizonProduction 7 months ago
Hmm Skyfox, so that's the game that changed the Euro release of the SNES game of the same name.
R33Racer 7 months ago
gyroscope looks an aweful lot like marble madness.
38Squid 7 months ago
@38Squid, It was pretty much, a shameless rip-off.
R33Racer 7 months ago
Do a barrel roll!
darthspeaks 8 months ago
high resolution graphics! lol
nzoomed 8 months ago
5:48 minecraft of the 1980's?
jordannw2010 9 months ago
Someone would actually call their company ariola?????
dentunes 9 months ago
Shoot the fella that does the 'impressions'. If they ARE impressions; it's hard to tell unfortunately :-(
alanporic 10 months ago
lol 2:30 kenny danglish =) Liverpool YNWA
XxmcdxX 11 months ago
I wish games were still only a tenner.
Flamzorz 11 months ago 3
i guess this is where marble madness for the nes came from
MegaOmen2010 1 year ago
The flintstones, The voice actor sounds like sylvester stallone
devilzzzzzzzzzz 1 year ago
high resolution graphics... my ass. i play starcraft 2... i literally compare those to real life graphics... this... ehEHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL OLDDDD
ProjectKBI 1 year ago
Fucking GREAT. i can not remember seeing ever a commercial on tv.could be... cause i used 2 play instead watch silly tv ;)
masterblaster40699 1 year ago
5:00 I like this game!
MrAlexriga 1 year ago
the panzadrome guy sounds like a dalek!
TheGanstaben 1 year ago 19
@TheGanstaben yeah. 80´s maniac powered by sam/receiver or something else.muhahaha
masterblaster40699 1 year ago
These were in-store videos that used to be on a continuous loop in Boots in the 1980's, early 1990's. The sound always used to be turned down; hearing this cretin now, I can understand way.
louthesz 1 year ago
I feel embarrassed that Actual people had to live in times with such primitive entertainment devices. Yes i know, I know that even today's Technology is still at an infant stage and merely a step up from Yesterday's hype. But Seriously, This video is the icing on the cake. I can't wait how far we will have come 75-100 years from now.
CoolConejo 1 year ago
1:01 virgin games lol thats what the poeple who played these still are.
masterman3178 1 year ago
Swindon town showesd up on the second game! i live thhere!
TheGanstaben 1 year ago
0:34 to 0:36 HIGH RESOLUTION GRAPHICS!? they cant be serious
TheGanstaben 1 year ago
@TheGanstaben, for the time, that was definitely high resolution. Just like how 1940s black and white television was called "High definition", because a 400ish line system was a major improvement over 100-180 line earlier systems.
geekymarianne 1 year ago
@TheGanstaben go back then and youll see why he said that. graphics dont matter
halowraith1 1 year ago
These cant be tv adverts, they're too long
22greg48 1 year ago
@22greg48 they are instore adverts shown on tv's in shops.. maybe wh-smith / john menzie's or boots etc =)
cosine303 1 year ago 3
4:08 ariolasoft, really? REALLY?
achillesian 1 year ago
I'm sorry, is this supposed to be a joke or are these the original advertisments? Who is this fantastic voice actor?
SNK038 1 year ago
funny!
ans280897 1 year ago
no it's not.. it's the same kinda game though ;-) . marble madness was out in the arcade.. and well this game hhmm "borrowed" the idea.. much like the many space invader / kong / galaxians clones.. go look up World of Spectum and you can download it =)
cosine303 2 years ago
gyroscope? i don't remember it ever being called that, even way back then it was always marble madness on the old 1.4 floppys
1meanieface1 2 years ago
it was released in 1985.. much before 1.4 floppies.. you got it on tape.. I still have the tape here.
different game / different company.. it was in the arcade when melborne house made gyroscope
cosine303 2 years ago
7.95 - bargain
handofsutekh 2 years ago
im glad i wasnt a kid when this came out
0neofthem 2 years ago
but the joke is the games were more playable then as apposed to now.. if you judge a game solely on it's sound / graphics you don't have the full picture.. also a lot of the games companies now, where you think they started? "Rare" was originally Ultimate back in 1983 for instance
cosine303 2 years ago 3
high resoulution graphics!?!?!? lol
woofdawgg69 2 years ago
For the 1980s, come on! Compare to, say, the ZX81...
thelyniezian 2 years ago
Why did they use someone with a moronic voice for Gyroscope?
DingKong 2 years ago
yeah
turewarrior0 3 years ago
This is funny
DannyEddy187 3 years ago