Added: 3 months ago
From: pixelenemy
Views: 151,981
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (1,176)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • This was retarded

  • chuck norris has become in a pg faggot

  • ur not funny shut the fuck up

  • wooow nice video im subed to u mate !

  • LOL

  • perfect high-five

  • USAAAAAS?!?!!?! 38< Y U no use real gun?!?!?!

  • tell your mam to get off your back

  • that high five was planed and you get kided out of the jet because planes can swim and doughnuts stupid question yeah trees do piss me off.Never notice rolling balls uhh.. And thats not cuck dont even look like him and the jet shot was so lucky you prob played a shit load of games to get that one shot.. sometimes spawn points do suck.yeah I hate when I cant AED someone.

  • USAS-12! why do you do this?

  • haha omg, fucking hilarious.

  • i think, i love him! :D

  • How low can I go? UNDER MAP GLITCH!

  • Hahahaha NICE

  • haha how low can you go? Niceee... I love that song too :D

  • yo that high five is cool!

  • 562 people did not go low enough

  • aw man, i could only go as low as prone too! BULL****

  • Lol he was able to put down a sensor on a bush I did put down a Mortar on a bush and still able to shoot it. But never trust the green stuff cause the bush took my bomb and blew me up.

  • @bassmasstaa he is from romania

  • where is he from he is funny :D

  • pinches mamadas

  • i went prone -2

  • Question is, Did you buy your mom the milk?

  • Sounds like he's struggling to speak

  • what are ur computer specs?and what setting are u running bf3 on?

  • I left when he was answering the first dumb ass question...retards

  • Kony 2012

  • Stop Kony 2012 !!!!

    Make him famous!

  • kill someone with defribulators

  • Kony 2012

  • How low can you go? Thats the question.

  • Your voice makes me get a funny feeling. I want you to do commentaries, the feeling is nice. :)

  • omg i saw chuck norris we were playing and like it came in he was no enemy or team mate we were shooting him and he didnt die!

  • @battlestriker55 Fail..

  • lmao at the end of what he said with his mom.

  • I'm from Canada, it's just as hard to jump over trees :/

  • I really hope they fix the limbo under ground and mountains glitch ppl throw a nade&prone thru the ground in specific areas it was over exploited in the beta mostly happens in the destructible areas that are multiple levels high like metro has the grass& the other 1/2of the map is underground so they can do it there hate wall glitchers at least dice should make them unable2 shoot through walls or floors

  • I've run into chuck Norris so many times always on the grand bazar and he's always support class notice he has no name he's too powerful4 a GT but he also appears to be on both teams red blue us ru who knows he just runs around killing everyone but is invincible. I think it's a revive glitch he hacked jk but like bc2 reviving a guy that's bout2 spawn made them stuck in choose class screen now u become chuck Norris lol

  • that are chuck norris's bushes

  • I can go lower! Ever heard of 'underground'?

  • I went trough the ground when i tried to limbo

  • nice :D

  • Oh, god, that jet hi-five. That was good.

  • This might be the dumbest fucking video ever. Thumbs down.

  • @SpoonXIX this is the dumbest fucking comment ever. thumbs up

  • @JoseJnig obv no one is gonna thumb up if you tell them to

  • @JoseJnig It had to be said lol

  • @JoseJnig you are the dumbest fucking person ever...way to be a failtroll...

  • The sound of you talking pisses me off.

  • funny shit!

  • 3:20 well duhhh the any-key doesn't even exist derrrp

  • thumbs up and u get bacon realy ;\

  • this is the most stupid question EVER !!!

  • @Alphaqcat That wasn't even a question, so I suppose in a way you are right.

  • LIKE NUMBER 5000

  • well in the demo i went through the bottom of the map....

  • canadian lumberjack? lol use C4! its how American lumberjacks do things

  • once i played with guy whoes gamertag was Chuck Norris...

  • lol the lowest i went was prone

  • fuck me this bloke is funny

  • @kalenen Epic questions there bro

  • cool video

  • Who else saw the COD commercial?

  • I think I misunderstood the thing with the doughnuts :D

  • I wouldn't say BF3's spawns are broken, if you choose to spawn in battle you risk getting spawn killed and that's part of the game. If you don't want to risk it, spawn at home base. End of story.

  • Your fucking stupid

  • @halogamer543 You're*

  • I found Buzz Killington!

  • @kalenen I found waldo beat that !

  • i saw people going upside down...

  • @potctk Your right, there is no equal! No one could suk that bad!

  • What weapon is it from 1:01 - 1:25 ?

  • @LuftfahrtFan do you know now? becasuse i really want to know aswell

  • @runescapeep1c no I don't. It looks like SCAR-H, but SCAR-H has only 21 shots. Could be PDWR. Hope he answers.

  • @LuftfahrtFan extended mag?

  • @LuftfahrtFan its the pdwr

  • 2: 48 you can't kill him because of hacks

  • @aztecace He just crashed ...

  • Epic.

    

  • hahahahahahhahahaha i laugh so so much hahahhahahaahaha

  • Rolling balls of fire? USAS-12 w/frags

  • lol that was funny

  • BEST PART 5:15

  • LOLOLOLOL

    

  • Can I put a grenade inside an enemy tank???

  • CANADIANS AREN'T LUMBERJACKS!!!!!!!!!

  • Chuck Norris is why the chicken crossed the road

  • "go buy some milk... and stop playing videogames", i totally agree lol

  • its more like jesus and not chuck norris

  • @Ricardo7250 Chuck Norris created Jesus

  • @TehCrafter god wanted 10 days to make earth.....chuck norris gave him 7...

  • Pointless, by now the new changelogs fixed all this.

  • You are a funny cunt arent you

  • only low as prone!!! i can fall trough the ground 1 km

  • That's funny stuff, definitely worth the sub and seeing more of what you have. :()

  • Love the answers to the Q:s :)

  • LMFAO

  • Sub earned.

  • 1,337 VIDEOS!

  • now this is entertaining

  • the reason is because you fall out of water the water's like a solid just you can't go under there is no way of getting under without falling though solid ground like a dumb ass team who Don't help when filming vids >:D

  • 2:01 he went 88 MPH

  • I can only go to crouch :\

  • "I went prone"

  • 1337 vids

  • So I heard you guys like Modern Warfare 3

  • The lowest I could go is kneeling, I need to work on my flexibility =(

  • Go buy some milk..... and stop playing video games....... sounds like life.....

    INCLUDES: CHUCK NORRIS DOLL (or action figure) IN MILK

  • he's not 10 because the deepness of his voice is too strong for your hears to handle his awesomeness :P

  • lol!!! so funny! I love the dry humor!!! Subscribed!

  • The question Can A Fish Pull You Out Of a Jet is a no because in my jet i went under water but lived.

  • Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris

  • @xRelentlessHerox Mr. T > Liam Neeson

  • @TheDuumy :D dang thats a tough one to judge!

  • @xRelentlessHerox I heard someone once say that.....they got there neak broken.....

  • @potctk :D apparently it must be a rumor cause i never heard of it

  • @xRelentlessHerox that's because everyone who didn't belived it died

  • @potctk but im still alive!!!

  • @xRelentlessHerox is you're great great great great great grand dad still alive? no, becaue chuck norrs went back in time and broke his neak...

  • @potctk well duh Liam Neeson killed him with his bare hands man everyone knows Liam killed the dinosaurs!

    Even your relatives had the same fate as mine :D

  • @xRelentlessHerox Chuck Norris killed Liam long ago, he just likes to wear a Liam Neeson mask from time to time to pull a prank on the public, Chuck Norris, there is no equal...

  • @xRelentlessHerox Clint Eastwood > Liam Neeson

  • @xRelentlessHerox No, Liam Neeson = Chuck Norris

  • @xRelentlessHerox You mean Qui-Gon-Jinn dont you?

  • @xRelentlessHerox

    Liam neeson = chuck norris..

    they are the same person

  • @xXxMartin96xXx nope everything chuck learned he learned from Liam!

  • @xRelentlessHerox

    not really, it was bruce lee, and if he learned from liam, they ARE the same person, it was just a mask

  • fuck yea this is great xD

  • One thing I cannot STAND about this game is how you constantly get stuck on the smallest shit on the ground. I'll be running along relatively smooth ground, suddenly stop, look down and see a fucking twig with two leaves holding me in place.

  • @DaveTheTuberx And then you try to jump over it 4 times, it shows your legs, and you go nowhere all 4 times.

  • @DaveTheTuberx Yu must be playing CoD my brother...

  • You should use a Mic that's not as sensitive because the sound of your tongue moving around in your mouth is annoying as Fuck

  • @threeceez240 so true!

  • omfg this is soo funny!!!

  • I'm Alaskan and never had a problem jumping over fallen trees

  • I'm canadian and i have no problems jumping over the fallen trees

  • This guy has a good dry sense of humour.

  • I have been pulled out of a jet many times by fish on that map.

  • how low can i go? well i got under the map prone!

  • check out our channel, abovethetalkstudios

  • If Chuck norris really so hard, Why he dont come into my room and Push my face on the keybnjsakjbsaskljdlfdahgilsdgs­ij8z53lsdgsddagzuohou8gou8ozgs­hu

  • @95Virgil not funny anymore

  • to be honest i never knew this was possible

  • @zombieslayerdude To be more honest your a faggot.

  • @MrSnatchyogirl to be more honest you belong in the kitchen or on my lap BITCH!

  • that guys is awesome nice video

  • I went underground, DAMN BETA

  • This guys' accent is annoying. Just saying.

  • @KlTTYFAT Your comment is extremely annoying.

    Just sayin'.

  • you've gained one more subscriber lol

  • @reyesorozco make that 2

  • @reyesorozco Two more :3

  • wait i didn't see any inboxes?! :O

  • would people please stop talking about chuck norris! if he is so awesome then why doesn't he just come out of my computer and smash my head on the key board! sbdkjlnsd;oun9aobnacjkldnkm 'opcinoa[ sjdgp;kogsdln jp[sdnm nkhjbgtfxrtgjhgbjhn gyit

  • @iiNeVeRShOOt Steal. You're doing it wrong.

  • I love this guy, he made ma' day. ^_^

  • I like how this guy is so calm as he does this, Whereas I'm laughing my ass off.

  • ahha this guy is amazing

  • funny

  • lol go and buy some milk... and stop playing video games

  • whats the gun at 1:20

  • @zuckerberg2011 PDW-r

  • Brilliant!

  • im sorry but ur a fucking idiot!!!!!!

  • I know everything there is to know abotu BF3. I am the best player in the world. I do not fake boost my stats, they are all real. I am better than you. There is not a single person watching this video that is even close to my rape skills. Deal with it. -------- SupremeameriKan.

  • @SupremeAmerican Are you.. 10?

  • @SupremeAmerican You spelled your name wrong...

  • @iIZCoNFuZeLD I'm an american i invented spelling you dumb newb. Why dont you go to the moon before you criticize your superiors.

  • @SupremeAmerican almost joined the angry mob, but then i saw your nick

  • @iJantsa shh

  • @SupremeAmerican Oh and because some people from America went to the moon doesn't mean you personnel did.