#23a The Duke Fightmaster show Replacement for Conan Obrien

[cseeger1]

You're good. Heard about you on This American Life. You could easily be a talk show host.

[dukefightmaster]

@cseeger1 Thanks, but my talk show hosting days are behind me.

[DispatchedAgain]

Its almost like MST3K meets the news

[mzcooldude10]

wtf?

[Captmiloman]

If this  were to take over for Conan, Ill stick with CBS.

[BRYAN351]

Ryan the sidekick is a flaming fucking homo.

[rywesierski]

sapien?

[dukefightmaster]

You're my favorite homo-sapien ever!

[dukefightmaster]

Do mean that in a married with a kid but cheats on his wife with men type of way?

[BRYAN351]

No, I mean gay in a women make my penis soft and I crave men's hairy asses type of way.

[dukefightmaster]

Let me assure you sir Ryan is as straight as an arrow.

[BRYAN351]

Why are you so sure, did he refuse to blow you or something?

[rywesierski]

You are really funny and wayyy cute! Like a new puppy (a beagle I'm thinking) dressed like an old timey jazz musician...what with the top hat and funny cane, and sad little expression used for fun family calendars.

Dude, how's that closet treating you...getting kind of stuffy in there?

[BRYAN351]

So, I make a few fag jokes, and that means I'm gay? If I made Polish jokes, does that mean I'm a Polock? Wait, I am half Polish, so scratch that.

[dukefightmaster]

Ryan is Polish too.

[dukefightmaster]

He doesn't refuse anything related to the show.

[Andreoli2005]

thanks for the mention on the show duke, i will FOREVER be a fan of your show, even though your house band is named wet dream, but i commented, and i quote, "The future is DOUG FISTMASTER", just to set the record straight, and try to get some laughs. And on another note, Wet Dream sucks the big one, why the HELL is he on the show anyway, cockmaster looks like he shines a good stiffy.

[dukefightmaster]

You're comments are the best, we need more dedication like you. Please help spread the word Andre. I'm counting on you.

[TantalizingTawnya]

Wow Leslie looks HOT!

[dukefightmaster]

That bitch is on fire!

[robertdmax]

There once was a nut job named ryan

so funny we were all cryin

a staff he did tote in his crouch was a goat

On Duke Fightmasters show I aint lyin

[dukefightmaster]

And a lyricist? Where do the talents stop?

[wheatgrassbreath]

Duke Fightmaster! Great show!Loved every minute of it... thought the snapping was a good touch... dont want to be too loud for the neighbors.. Good luck finding a new location for your show. This better not mean you are moving! Was goat pants man renegade under there?? haha.

see you guys at the carport!

Dustin-

[dukefightmaster]

Goat pants man is always renegade under there.