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  • Fuck Escalades!

  • god dang quick as shit!

  • wow... that would be one fast driveby.

  • Is it AWD or 2wd?

  • i need to put a Turbo Kit in my ESCALADE after seeing this!! That is friggen sick ass fuck !!

  • watch at 21-22 seconds and realize its two vids pieced together

  • whats so wrong about buying a escalade? lol maybe you dont have the money to buy one for make it fast !

  • damn

  • Now there's finally an American vehicle that I can be proud of. I don't think Detroit will ever be able to produce anything that can be a better driving car than BMW, but when it comes to straight up POWER, American Muscle will never let you down.

  • @Silenced140 Ohhh!!! The Big 3 could build some engines that could kill BMW easily... The problem is that government has regulations on American made vehicles used upon public highways...

    Noticed back about 8 years ago, you couldn't buy a car that exceeded 400hp??? Now we have Sport sedans pushing 460hp (ie 2012 300 Srt8 and Charger Srt8)... Trust me I know since GM headquarters is right across the street from my job, and the Tech Center is within 2 miles from where I stay at...

  • goodlord..thats friken fast... 5 stars...

  • and there went about 6 gallons in 12seconds lol

  • he could do a lot better if he didnt stayed at the light for 10 seconds just looking at it..

  • @mobsterfrompr time doesn't start until you begin moving newb.

  • imagine how fast they can do drive-by's now...

  • Made in Detroit :)

  • very well said holly sh*t

  • holy shit !!!!

  • i would love to see that thing slammed againts a cr-v..

  • wow 6055lbs..

  • You will know if you’re a really fast truck, if you can hang with or beat a GMC Syclone

  • 21 ppl got the yukon

  • You know you have money if you can build an escalade to drag race..

  • wow are mustang runs 12.3 and that weighs like 34 pounds haha

  • Dats Fucken gay

  • Escalator...

  • Those are pretty freaking impressive stats for a vehicle that heavy, especially considering that the gearing has been lengthened out a lot by having ridiculous size wheels thrown on too.

  • more gas you use more the goverment is taxing you,how much tax do you think each gallon of has?30,40,60cents the price of gas is manipulated by the gov.

  • @tinleo333

    you keep saying that bro.

  • fastest in the world? shut the fuck up

  • Why would you waste money on buying an Escalade? Second, why would you waste even more money trying to make it fast?

  • @RiceKiller191 to run from the po po

  • @RiceKiller191 because people do what the fuck they want to do

  • @RiceKiller191 To watch bitches like you bitch... Now, don't be a troll, and enjoy the video and the sick ass Escalade.

  • @RiceKiller191 why not ?

  • @RiceKiller191 maybe he wants 7 seats of leather and luxury and still run 13 secs on the 1/4. sometimes you can have it all. if all you were going to do was hate on the facts that are stated in the title, why did you click the vid in the first place?

  • @Floor13Inc Wasn't a joke so bitch more about it.

  • @Floor13Inc Lol yep!

  • @RiceKiller191 because its fuckin dope and can smash on a fuck load of other cars out there and its a SUV and u can still use it for practical things like haulin shit. and did i already mention that its FUCKIN DOPE!!!!!!

  • @Gunnedslingers1 ..YO ITS DOPE YO!!!

    YO

    DOPE

    YO YO YO YO YO YO

  • the first escalade start like at 30mph and in 2 seconds it went from 30 to 70mph...GODDD

  • youtube keeps recommending this video to me.. why? Now that I think about it.. there is something very interesting about a large fast object! lol. I'm not a big fan of Escalades but they are darned nice and having one that runs like this? I'm sure the driver of this thing has warped the frontal lobes of many onlooking drivers.

  • that truck is from my home town it is the badest one ive ever seen

  • Note to self... All videos with "WOW" in the title means that they're full of shit!

  • whats the point?

  • And just because you can't afford an escalade doesn't mean you have to hate on people who can.. Or people who like them.... Dick

  • Who cares about the price tag... If you can afford it buy it.. And it's not a Yukon.. GM's Magnetic-Ride-Control technology is exclusive to the Cadillac Escalade. Which isnt available on a Yukon... So get off bro you fucking retard.

  • an escelade running a 12.3? LOL!

  • So you just burned enough fuel that could run a prius for a year... I wish i had an escalade

  • The one to the left I belive got 10sec, and the one to the right got 12sec for fucking up the takeoff.

  • haha thts awesome, i love escalades so much. they're like my favorite car lmao

  • @childrenofbodom70 That's because you're fucking stupid. An escalade is a glorified Yukon made by GM... That's got a ridiculous price tag on it so all the Zulus in your neighborhood can take a second mortgage out on their house to pay for it. Then they slap some 20s on it and do this. All at the expense of people who aren't on welfare. You = fail.

  • @iRollFlaccid why does that make me stupid? I think there nice car, its called an opinion

  • @childrenofbodom70 * i think that there a nice car

  • @childrenofbodom70 * I think that they're a nice car.

  • I'm making 900whp but can only run a 12.3 lol why not take that engine and put it in something not 6,000lbs

  • @mccaf2250

    you're dumb.

  • @dattdude87 What I said is true....I guess it would only take 700whp to run a 12.3 but what a waste in a escalade.

  • Well, i reckon that's something if a escalade can do 12.3 in a quarter mile... but what about running it on laguna seca? I'm sure that thing would flip.

    You should probably invest your money in something different, like getting a porsche to do 11sec quarter miles.

  • I dont like "big boned" bitches...

  • most expensive escalade to drive in the world too

  • just a big turbo wont last long in a shitty car like that

  • 1963 beetle w/modded engine for under 5K>"fastest" escalade w/ modded engine for guessing about 15K...

  • 13 sec escalade wow

  • Pretty slow actually.

  • Thats fast, reminds me of need for speed underground 2.

  • @00m3r Underground 2 the best game ever created!!! then comes Forza...

  • @00m3r haha hell na bro nfs2 has nothing on this truck

  • The first time I watched this and I heard that turbo going I thought there was a diesel engine in that

  • I've seen a faster one than this :)

  • talk about a gass guzilla

  • how can u hate on that.... thats cool i cant lie

  • that turbo is loud as fuck

  • IT NEEDS THOSE 14INCH BRAKES TO STOP THE FUCKING BEAST! NICE RIDE

  • If this is the "fastest in the world" then I hope the one on the left is the "second fastest in the world". Can't say Ive seen any faster personally but thats a bold statement when driving so close to another SUV.

  • Not bad at 12.88 for a land walrus but 107 trap? that's a little milk toast. Not dissing anything here but I'm hard to impress. One thing I do find amusing is all that weight flopping around as it leaves the line. Looks like some suspension upgrades might help things a bit.

  • how many hpz r there??

    and what things did the owner add to this car??

  • More Like Worlds Fastest Leather couch =D

  • @JVGH30 That is strangely acurate description.

  • @originaldriver Hahahahahaha

  • Top crazy WOW!

  • holy shit...

  • wow fucking beautiful

    

  • I got a 2004 Black Cadillac Escalade With 134Xxx Miles And Its Fast 6.0 liter with a chip and a intake

  • @MikeyMarksOkc Slow.

  • @medog2020 lol

  • @MikeyMarksOkc my cat just shit on my bed

  • i wouldn't call it the fastest id call it the loudest

  • i want that!!!!!! :/

  • took a nap on your reaction time

  • Pretty cool but it IS NOT the fastest Escalade in the world. My son in law just finished building a 402 CI racing engine to put in my Escalade. The engine is not in yet but here are some stats on it. Runs on alcohol, 8500 rpm (yes, pushrod!) twin turbo, dyno over 1800HP and cost over $30K (parts only). Not bragging and will post vids when complete.

  • @motenak Somebody screwed you on parts dude if you spent 30 grand on a 402

  • @raceinjw I DON'T THINK SO! That was parts only, labor was free! Parts get real expensive when you use the best. If you know someone who can build a similar engine for less please let me know how to contact them!

  • @motenak I CAN AND HAVE! built 454 small blocks using LSX blocks. (Good for 2,500 HP) Diamond pistons, GRP aluminium rods,Callies, I use the best. I have 1300 HP now. I did not make the comment to have a pissing contest with you. 402? I know what parts cost. Been doing this for 30 years. Just saying you might want to look at what you have been getting charged. LMR can give you that much horsepower for less money with labor included. And PS, . ...When you can run in the 7's look me up!

  • its fake...i dont want to be that guy that says that, but it is, you can see where the two videos are spliced together on the second takeoff,at :21, the first takeoff is harder to see.i thought it was real to, too bad..

  • @MrRedwoodvalley yeah it clearly is spliced there but what about the 12.3 time?

  • lol this isnt rhat fast its automatic i mean if i had a little more money i could what this guys doing escalades are easy to assemble point is no skill needed to drive an escalade

  • @matthewrockslol22 so in order for a car to be fast, it can't be automatic? oooookeyyyyyyyy dude

  • lol

  • usually I hate Escalade drivers....they are like pretentious Honda drivers....But this beast I will definitely tip hat to. Love them sleepers :-)

  • @spartantoeagle HAHAHA at the honda comment..I do think hummer drivers are the worst of them all tho

  • probably makes you giggle when you launch like that.

  • wow indeed. with the money invested in that, i would've purchased a performance car to being with.

  • god DAMN

    imagine this slamming into a prius...

  • @elr456 That just made me lol hahaha

  • @elr456 this shit probably eats few of them for breakfast lmao

  • @tima200690 Hahaha. One day if I have the money I just might get this turbo kit for my 5.3 Tahoe.

  • @elr456 lol tell me about it

  • @elr456 lol yea at 0:18 till 0:21 is where he should hit a prius at

  • @Firetao117 or the tree better

  • @tinleo333 I hate Priuses and this global warming crap. Just another way to tax us.

  • @elr456 or into a big tree

  • @elr456 you would be able to see the truck it would be gone

  • How do you stop ??.. Lol...

  • when all is said and done you still have 100 grand to go HIGH 12's lol. wrong choice in suv.

  • @civhatchman thats bullshit.. all ive put into to my GMC Z71 ext. cab is 10 grand and i runs 12.6's. Procharger kit (12psi), tune, cam, injectors, intercooler, fuel pump. it suprised the fuck out of all them little fart cannon 350z's, mustangs GT, and all the like ricer and fart cannon crotch rockets. the 5.3's and 6.0's do the job and dont require all them expensive parts.

  • @romansoldierofhonor im including price of the truck to dumbass.... all those expensive parts? you just listed quite a few of those.

    It took you 10 grand PLUS the cost of the truck to run 12's? ROFL

  • @civhatchman just because your a little bitch that drives a civic doesnt mean you gotta be all mad.

    keep talkin shit.. your little civic could be crushed into a recycle state by my z71

  • @romansoldierofhonor lmfao, i own more than a honda bitch. But yea my little civic can murder your truck and i run all motor..... try again.

  • @civhatchman yeah right. your little fart cannon cant even beat a stock Mustang GT.

  • @romansoldierofhonor whatever makes you sleep better at night big boy. your shits weak. get over it.

  • @civhatchman ive dusted a turbo zo6 w/ my heavy ass 4x4. suprised the fuck outta him becuz he was a rich man. im a poor ass white boy that just knows how to work on shit. i do my own work from overhauls to turbo/supercharge, etc. tell me what youve done to your civic and maybei wont call it a fart cannon ricer.

  • @romansoldierofhonor umm a turbo z06 running slower than 12.44 wasnt a z06 lmfao. its a full interior, caged, 93 cx hatch, jdm h22a, qsd kit, itr lsd trans, 102mm custom crank, custom rods, (its now a 2.6 stroker) 13.5:1 comp, all motor.

    call it a fart cannon if you wish but it runs 10's in the 1/4 all motor

  • @civhatchman 2.6 stroker? was this a stock engine that you overhauled into a larger 4 cyl. displacement?

  • @romansoldierofhonor yep. It started its life as a 2.2 liter from a prelude in japan, i use the motor from a prelude, nothing else internally is oem, including the sleeves, the transmission is from an integra type r and I used a qsd kit to mate them together.

  • @civhatchman there are many all motor v8's running that with less work done there are all motor v8's running low 8's just saw one on pass time, my dad has and all motor cast iron 427ci bored out of it's mind with open heads, and thats about it motor wise and guess what he's running high 10's, remember youir honda will always have to push hard and break easier to keep up with v8's, should really put that thing to good use and set it up for a time attack or something

  • @civhatchman every night when you go to bed, your little honda sub-compact stays awake and quivers out of fear that my GM 576 cub inch engine is coming to eat it. Get over your little Pussy Hondas. I see them run tracks in low elevens and or tens, but even my Hearse beats the crap out of those same hondas in a real race. high acceleration is great, but when your car tops out at 150, you have no place calling anyone else WEAK.

  • @TheDullahan LMFAO. im not scared of lining my car up against anything.... even a motor 10 times larger..... fucking get real. I run those times all motor.... No boost or nitro, carry your hate elsewhere.

    And my car doesnt top at 150 lol.

  • @civhatchman I should hope so, nitro is basically useless. My point is that your top speed isn't even 200, so don't think you're all that fast. even my 8k pound hearse tops out above that.

  • @TheDullahan like i give a shit? My bike goes well over that, wtf is your point? my civic will still rape your shit in a drag race, like it was built to do...

  • @civhatchman And my '29 will eat your civic OR your bike, just like it was designed to do. All you'd be seeing are those two red beacons on the back, on ANY track. More than half the weight of that car is engine.

  • hell yeah man.. race them big ass trucks.. run them little ass fart cannon ricers off the road... I fucking point and laugh at every ricer i see. and their horns blow just as much dick as they do.

  • @romansoldierofhonor Come race this Nissan Titan.

  • @SHREDpHoBiA nissans or toyotas arent real trucks.

  • @romansoldierofhonor Then explain why's it called a truck?

  • From the looks of those roads I would say you're in California lol.

  • damnnn

  • wow thats pretty nice. thnx for posting

  • LMFAO u gonna blow up ur fucking engine

  • Haha people argue about dumb shit on every video it seems. Nice ride.

  • u gotta be FSM.... Sick...

  • what a waste i know an escalade that broke its crankshaft cuz of to many RPM

  • @kyheeh and I know a guy that got a hernia from trying to take a shit. Cars have problems, break down, and get fixed, and do it all over again. It doesn't matter if it's an Escalade or Jenson Button's car.

  • that is off the chain kick ass caddy truck

  • 12.88@107 LMAO i watched a pt cruiser do 11.96@ 121 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @RACErocker and that is an example of power to weight ratios

  • im not sayin thats not fast for a big ass truck cuz it is i respect anything thats fast

  • mpg?

  • I would love to see that in a police chase.

  • @jameswsparker yea, then having the wheels shot out

  • pretty cool, but my bmw X5 M traps 111mph

  • gee, but make your x5 weigh what the escalde weighs

  • @turbolxcoupe91 I would but then I wouldn't be able to pull over 0.90g on the skidpad ;)

  • @turbolxcoupe91 thats useless

  • @ballathug69 Your BMW is probably a wagon with horses oh wait not even. no horse power. or a wagon bitch

  • Actually it's got 550 horses, all of which will fuck you in the ass while I trap 111mph in the 1/4 mile so kiss my ass you douchebag.

  • nice work guys. michigan muscle.

  • omfg!!!!! wow dude i have an 2002 escalade could i make mine this fast?

  • Listen to the turbo spool! ahha i love it

  • utahmike41 that vid with the denali was a 1/8 mile not quarter mile

  • hahahah fucking fast and fucking dagerous haha just look when he passes by haha

  • That looks fast at the take off! 6,000lbs? Lots of respect mang! : )

  • 0-60?

  • Saw a vid of a supercharged Denali SUV that turned an 8.66 in the 1/4 mile. Crazy!

  • dawm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Listen to that turbo.

  • GM product + V8 + Turbo = Heaven

  • @nd4spd325 not really..... gm sucks ass....although some cars it holds are ok...... i enjoy cadillac although my cts fucked me over twice