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  • #2 SLAM DUNK!

  • i like #9

  • I FUKIN LOVE THIS GUY, SHOWS NO COMPASION, NO REMORSE, BRUTALITY PERSONIFIED! NICE VIDEO MAN

  • Well at least the brother did try to fight back for his life. lol

  • What theme song is that, it sounded awesome!!!

  • 7:16 .... the 1980's version of modern-day chuck norris

  • ( kill 1) wtf does he cut his balls off or something XD!!!! LOL

  • @igotsthepower12 slit his bottom torso in half

  • (kill 2)

    black guy: come on jason lets go im gonna puunch u to death u lil bitch

    jason:(takes all the hits)

    jason:dude ok cut the shit u know this doesnt hurt me at all so cut the fuck.... jackass

    black guy: o damn im screw right

    jason:o yea big time(1 punch to the black guy an his head come's off)

  • I Lol'd at number two, Jason took all the punches, then the ouncher in one single punch got his head knocked off.

  • Puncher*

    

  • 2:55 Brain freez

    Jason Take this to a new level

  • 55 hits on jason. 5:45 through 6:54.

  • 2:56 Who wants brain freeze?

  • #13: that poor crippled person...oh wait, that just makes it a bit funnier!

    #9: ...uh...what is wrong with that guy?

  • 4s the best

  • 4.14 Aah! hehehe

  • mank

    

  • imagine if 10 was in 3D

  • 2:55 :P :( head in jason X

  • 1:54 holy shit the eye

  • # 3 or 4 was really funny:)

  • 2:40 jason took max advantage of her, i mean the actor

  • 8&5 were the best, add them together and what number is it???

  • 4 and 5 :)

  • #5 one of the best kills, but from the worst movie... so ironic

  • take your best shot, motherfucker! SMASH!

  • Whoaa whoa whoa whoa how could you forget when he put the girl in a bodybag and beat her aganist the tree

  • my favorite was number 2

  • why is #3 in the countdown?

  • i love #4 :3

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  • These are okay

  • Number three gave me vertigo.

  • dissapointed that the "sleeping bag" murder was not here. One of my tops. Picks the guy up and swings him like a baseball bat into the tree. Classic.

  • 54 people had no childhood and/or sense of humor. THUMBS DOWN TO THUMBS DOWNERS!!!!!

    

  • Im proud of #9 for not dropping his beer whilst getting stabbed repeatedly. kudos.

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  • YEAH! JASON! YOU GO BOY! SLASH THAT MADDA FAKKA!

  • 2:27-3:00 was epic!

  • These scenes are fucking epic lol

  • at 0:44 Jason is like give me that damn machete, btw... it's a shot in the dark but I think 5 is from the 7th movie-the one with the psychic chick, but I'm not sure.

  • You know you have problems when you have a favorite Murder scene.

  • What the... where does number 5 come from??

  • @TheManpee I was wondering that myself.

  • wow

  • press 7 alot of times

  • @beastkill83 and press 2 alot of times

  • what movie is number 5 frm ?

  • a very funny video ;-)

  • @ 2:10

    I think you got him, oh okay that's just going overboard.

  • LOL DONT DROP THE SOAP!

  • #2 is best because every tough guy out there says they would try it

  • #3 is just F***** up

  • and what was the one where the girl turned around to the corner and jason was blocking the door and the girl was running and at one piont i saw plants

  • witch one was it when then that girl got cut part of her body of with the guy

  • 2:01 ..maybe some kind of Nazgûlstyle?

  • why do people like the last kill its dum

  • funny how society is perfectly fine with watching people get mutilated, but the moment a pair of titties show up the video gets flagged and deleted.

  • Number 4 cracks me up

  • I like the kill in Jason X where he grabs that one guy, drags him in that small corridor, and slowly snaps his neck. The others has got to be the liquid nitrogen kill and the death of the boxer in Takes Manhattan.

  • 0:30

    Jason: Theres ur fucking corkscrew bitch

  • I always thought the dude at #2 should've lived. I mean come on, that dude had balls of cast iron. Killing him was just not right.

  • O.o Was that George McFly?!?

  • lol i love number 2 hes like "giive me ur best shot" then jason like WHAP! Then his head falls off xD

  • @BannanaMan61 jason wins flawles victory HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • hah lol number 2 he thinks he can handle jason voorhees

  • pause at 1:54 and you can see the string to the eye ball . God to I love these series.

  • HAHA #11-hey, what's this arm doing on here?

  • man these are pretty cool........but freddy has WAY more creativity.

  • @ConMan789Mugen Actually, Jason is damn creative. He's an artist at killing. Give him a human body and his bare hands and he'll find something to decapitate/disembowel/gouge with.

  • 0:50 *brings up* jason: the fuck?

  • Jason takes Manhattan should have never been made.

  • 0:48 my favorite kill jajajajjajajja :)

    who is the name of the movie???

    sorry fom my bad englhis :D

  • wow talk about a headake lol hahahaha! I got to hand it to that hocky puck he knows what he's doing >:) ( serously nice video man keep it up)

  • No: 2 was like "Oh shit my bloody hands" and I believe this guys's balls reach the floor :P Till Jason cuts them off though:D

  • #2 FATALLITY.

  • lol number 2 is street fighter :3

  • now i remember why I prefer Nightmare over Friday. these movies look corny as fuck!!!

  • I love in the #4 kill how the drunk guy is just poking him.

  • Press 8 after 9 if u want boxing with Jason!

  • put 00:48 wrong

    

  • stop at 48:00 and bam smiley face

  • was laughing so hard when he turned that guys head around

  • the guy for number 2 is an idiot and a bitch

  • @zkstayner: How is he a bitch when he just went toe to toe with him instead of running? That makes no sense idiot.

  • Wow Jason puch were tottaly cool

    He can behead tht guy

    If Micheal vs Jason who you thought gonna win? In this BARE KNUCKLE BRAWL MATCH

  • sometimes it looks like a horror/comedy

    but i like it:)

  • The number two:Jason "cage" wins...Fatality!

  • scroll up pussy

  • that boxers stamina sucks

    

  • i know because therses a curse jasons like a god

  • fatality

  • how does it not hurt jason 5:41 ???

  • One that I couldn't believe didn't make the cut was where he picks up that chick in the sleeping bag and bashes her against a tree.

  • thumbs up if Freddie's a bitch.

  • It's Friday the 13

  • ...number 3 is LAME!...wtf!...

  • ...Jason Voorhees HATES 240p!!!...

  • Number 7 was my favorite one. xD I laughed my ass off when the dude was holdin' his beer and was getting killed by Jason.. then the bed was screwed and his pose was hilarious lol

  • 2:23 totally my favourite watched it over and over again .... even asked my physics teacher "Is it possible if i freeze some1s face to crush it on a table?" Damn she was shocked :D

  • @7:15; Johnny Cage Wins!

  • 6 ewww O___o And a question...: Why is Jason killing people...? XD

  • #6? Jason X

  • 57 times he got punched by a black man

  • Boaah ehe jetzt muus ich vool lachen hahaha

  • Tit flash at 3:07 :)

  • 6. is fucking disgusting

  • 00:27

    guy: where the hell's the corkscrew

    Jason: Right here

    guy: y thanks a.. wait a minute

  • Ok quick question for jason fans. If jason died when he was a kid, how did he become a grown killer, and what makes him immortal? i never understood those aspects unless im missing something,

  • @sammmfrg

    don't look too deep into it :P every one has theories, though they aren't official since it's never explained in the movie.. it's left up to the fans I guess, aswell as some mystery which best left like that.

  • @sammmfrg From what I read at wikia, Jason never died as a kid. It is just what the people at the camp thought and told his mother, leading to the murders in the first movie and Jason appering in the others. But this is just what I read it might be some different reason.

  • @sammmfrg They kinda explained it in the second one around the campfire.

  • @sammmfrg Jason never died as a kid. he was a little slow, so theory has it he got lost in the woods and learned to fend for himself. He saw his mom murdered by a camp counseler, so he killedd camp councelers when he grew up. He eventually dies at the end of part IV. in V someone played a copy cat killer of him. In VI, he gets ressurected inadvertantly by cheesy circumstances involving lightning, giving birth to the "Zombie Jason" that has super strength (snapping folks in half, etc).

  • @sammmfrg he was claimed to be dead in part 1. part 2 retconned that by saying he'd survived the drowning and lived in the woods like an animal. he was killed for good in part 4, the ressurected as a zombie in part 6, thus making him unstoppable

  • @sammmfrg 1.when jasons mom died hell sent jason back to his body, to carry on what his mom started.

    2.what makes him immortal is the same things that let freddy live and his body recovers super fast when injured

  • @sammmfrg he's a zombie

  • @sammmfrg the most popular theory is that he didn't die but managed to make it to shore and lived off the land, this theory is supported by the fact that he has a shack and you see signs that he eats animals and stuff. However there is one thing that disputes this and that is that Jason's mother was Jason only real friend or person who would treat him good, so why stay away and not show he is alive? Especially during the moments when she returned to cause havoc?

  • @sammmfrg i think there are 2 leading theories. Theory 1: Jason survived the drowning and his mother kept killing as revenge for her son almost drowning and when she got killed, jason started killing as revenge for her death. He actually becomes immortal only in part 6 when he is revived by a bolt of lighting. Theory 2 is that Jason's mother revived him using dark magic (as evidenced by the necromicon in jason goes to hell).

  • @sammmfrg He has regenerative cells, basically making him grow, heal and basically almost immortal.

  • @sammmfrg He initially didn't die, he supposedly drowned; his mother was the original killer; he didn't appear as the killer until Friday the 13th Part 2, where we see him as a grown man. In the 6th Friday the 13th there was a "copycat" killer who dug up his grave attempting to destroy the body of Jason but he unexpectedly resurrected by a bolt of lightning which makes him a zombie. In Jason goes to hell it is suggested he has a demon. In Jason X it is suggested he has regeneration powers.

  • @sammmfrg I read that he didn't actually die when he was pushed into the water as a young teen apparently he survived in the woods by hunting and such but he remained near the camp in which he died and when his mum went back to exact revenge on the workers at the camp for letting her son die jason witnessed her death at the hands of a young teen he then vowed to kill every teenager in the area but eventually he dies in one of the films and comes back from the dead which made him difficult to kil

  • of course the black guy would start throwing punches im supprised he didn't have a glock

  • i love jason

  • 2.

    Jason: Omfg... you do realize your punches are like taps to me? You're annoying, get outta here.

  • #1 is almost my favorite! Good video

  • thumbs up if michael myers is better than jason

  • Fake as hell 1:53

  • 2:50 is my fav and 7:12

  • #2 Only Mike Ma Nigga Tyson Can Knock Jason Out

  • 3:34 Time to run Fat man

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , #4 xD

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  • This is what Jason would say for all kills 13: Death to crippled! 12: Oh shut up old man! 11:Sweet I got something new and shiny AND made a smiley :D 10: Woman: who are you? Jason: I'm your worst nightmare. 9: Who are you calling old bitch? 8: Finally: A new pancake! 7: That's my beer asshole! 6: Your new As cold as ice blondie 5: HA no virginity losing for you! 4: *snaps neck* you were saying? 3: Hey baby wanna dance *dies* GODDAMNIT! 2: My turn *Uppercut* 1: Try getting laid with that!
  • on number 2 i thought that guy is gonna get his assed whooped for punching voorhees

  • @painkiller7891 ass i mean sorry

  • I would love if Jason came and try to kill me! But it's still in my "dreams that will never happen" list!!!! :)

  • jason should be in mortal kombat

  • I didn't get why # 3 did not run

  • #1 is pretty lame

  • tubby guy; son of a b**ch ,jason, you looking at me

  • First one.... TIMMEEEHHHHH died.

  • what for jason films you know too i know only friday the 13th plea\se tell me

  • I think the coolest death was when he killed that dancing girl in part 5.

  • 1:53

    When I was watching the DVD, I was thinking, "Yeah, because we definately want to see THAT in 3-D."

  • @DreamingOfTheFuture he kills anyone

  • Number 2 is genial!!!!!

  • it's bloody

  • 5:51 a total boxing punch which i didn't see coming

  • i dont think im going to sleep tonight

  • 2:40 jason was feelin up some titties ;)))

  • why the hell wasnt it jason voorhees was in mortal kombat why is it freddy should of been jason

  • 5:26 thats one hell of a way to ruin the mood...

  • B4TM!

  • No Jason! Don't kill Kelly Hu!! D: She's too cute to die :,(

  • 7 and 6+5 was hilarious and awesome

  • Gotta love Jason

  • Oh, he killed a paraplegic...he's so B.A.

  • number 2 fatality

  • some of those were actually pretty funy, but others were kinda like, WHY?

  • 2:55  Fatality

  • why did he have to kill ricky (friday the 13th part 3)?? or trey (freddy vs. jason)?

  • Is this guy a human?

  • @zTaqe it doesn't seems to be

  • How does jason teleport like that in death number 3???

  • reason why i love jason so much..is that he has influenced so many horror movies..sooooooo many.

  • 13. One of the better deaths. 12. It's kinda the same as the last death. 11. That one was funny. 10. She is so stupid. That arrow wasn't that fast, so she could've moved out of the way. 9. I used to look at my bathroom door because of this death. 8. This death looks similar to the last one. 7. Ouch... 6. This looks like #2 instead of #6. 5. This looks like #1 instead of #5. 4. So fake... 3. Poor girl. 2. That was pretty funny. 1. I like this one too, but this death feels like #5.
  • 6 and 4 were silly.

  • hey guys, my dad didn't want me to watch this cause it's rated R and BTW I'm only 7 ya know

    but fucking thank god for youtube let me see it :D

  • Thumbs up if Jason rules :D

  • does anyone know what joson put the girls head into in jason x LIQUID NIROGEN