Me Underwears

[ambskater97]

The line delivery of the guy playing Mike reminds me of Woody Allen. That is if Woody Allen was a retarded surfer boy.

[Bondiddley03]

Let's dribble the football.

[JacobWAd]

1:25 Johnny inappropriately laughing out of no where kind of scares me.

[diamondson319]

What a wretched flopper.

[finowa]

underwear, what's that? underwear, man? come on /DESTROY

[screamyoursound]

Who the fuck plays football like that?

[tricksterhuaun]

Tommy Wiseau should make Slasher movies as the villain.

Just look at the damn guy.

[Admercial]

I swear I thought Johnny said "You wore some kiddy underwear. I got the picture (photo)."

[Yaysforgays]

What a story, Mike!

[TheSquidCult]

*lightly shoves him into trashcans* YOU WANNA SEE A DOCTOR?

[Ninjaculation]

under wear? Whats that?

[Euroland07]

Please go on

Johnny is listening

[jkwaffle]

1:20 Oh, so THATS how you play football!!!

[AstralAbstraction]

YOU WAN TO SEE DOCTER?

[AstralAbstraction]

I love how much effort he puts into understanding the concept of underwear.

At 0:56, "You must be kidding, underwear! I got the picture"

[AstralAbstraction]

Mike was born with glass bones and paper skin

[polopolopolo95]

@AstralAbstraction Every morning he breaks his legs, and every night he breaks his arms.

[JamesBeam420]

That's life. That is SO fucking life right there, man.

[LordAztahoth]

- What are these characters doing here?

- I DON'T KNOW! They serve absolutely no purpose and bring the movie to yet another complete halt, so I guess you'll have to ask the english-challenged director.

[rg1488]

Wtf was that whole injury thing about

[GDNEntertainment]

@rg1488 lmfao thats what i said

[bakugancollecterZ]

The pointlessness in this scene is impossible to describe...

[SaraAndAmandaShow]

johnny looks ready to go to a gay bar

[oldschool657]

underwear? whats that? lol

[ztSHOCK]

0:54

[SwampLord9]

Breaking into your friends apartment to have sex.

Forgetting your underwear.

An old woman laughing at you.

That's life.

[HeadTraumaJack]

Underwear? Whats that? FUS RO DAH!

[Big12189]

Oh hai underwear story!

[Source90000]

Mike resembles Vic Mignogna.

[BassHeadsProduction]

2:07



[BassHeadsProduction]

1:43

[BassHeadsProduction]

how many people do you think johnny has raped in that alley?

[Gloombaza]

SHAKESPEARS THE TRAGEDY OF ME UNDERWEARS

[dman333dman]

That's life.

[katinkers]

Let's go jog in jeans.

[HeGivesTheTests]

Spoons! I got the picture!

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

OH HAI JOHNNYS BICEPS!

[Kidney181]

1:25 why the hell does Johnny laugh?

[Animallover484]

Rewind the video. Jonny was going to walk into the wall.

[MarioSpeedWagon]

This is the most awkward, confusing, nonsensical 2minutes of cinema I have ever witnessed. yet, I still laugh.

[DrinkingDoubles]

THAT IS LIFE YOU BastRDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KinkyOnkel33]

So dramatic!

[tricksterhuaun]

0:01 Johnny:Oh yeah, i can totally go through that wall.

Mike:Hey Johnny what's going on?

Johnny:"Damn, it seems i have to try this later."

[PolarPhantom]

Why is this scene even in this film?

....Why do I even ask these things?

[titass420]

this is mikes last scene in the movie. apparently he died from the injuries he sustained during the fall. this makes mark guilty of double murder.

[Gentlemenhugs]

@titass420 actually you can see mike at the party scene with michelle eating cake. apparently they used cybernetics to transform him into a cyborg to save his life. now if only he get over the shame brought on by his underwears

[Emanresu56]

"That's life." 

[Brillemeister]

lol @ "halfway down the stairs." They were on the first floor.

I love finding new goofs every time I watch this movie. There should be a The Room wiki.

[CapcomVsButtHead]

@Brillemeister that's the cool thing about The Room, you find something new every time you watch it, even something very sublte

[AlanMcKennaVideos]

Me underwears, I love the way he says it with that expression

[MayerEO]

Oh yeah leaving me underwears in my pocket and getting found out. That's life. Not very unusual

[paperflower091]

I gotta go see Michelle in a bit toooooo make out with her

[TheSirPrise]

WHERE THE FUCK DO THESE CHARACTERS ENTER FROM????!!!!!!!

[MrHEC381991]

1:45

GANG RAPE!

[theblitz8]

Mike seems to find it totally normal that Johnny is wandering around an ally

[textthing]

I guess that's life.

[Cunobelinus54]

LEHS GO HOEM DENNY

[workatthefarm]

"Me and Michelle were make making out at your place"

....

"Huhhuhuh"

[workatthefarm]

I think Tommy Wiseau is from outer space

[workatthefarm]

1:13 needless clap

[peteagassi]

YOU MUST BE KIDDING, UNDERWEER I GOT THA PITCHER. THAT'S LIFE.

[detahdomo]

mike is real damn awkward

[kittykatBflat]

This is worse than a high school drama skit

[ShaShaFuchsia]

it's just life when ur mother in law pulls underwear out of your pocket?

[FriggaFanatic18]

I have a feeling he faked that fall so he didn't have to discuss me underwears.

[w8ulostme]

At 1:39 you hear Mark say, "Underwear? What's that?"

[Flowerthevase]

They all just happen to meet up in an alley way LOL..

[glassoniongirl64]

we're gonad it?...wtf??

[Arcklez]

wow this guy is a giant pussy. who gives a fuck if people saw his underwear

[imbobsaget]

wait what the fuck. How did Denny know about his underwear issue if he came after mike explained the underwear story?

oh and I love how mark doesnt even apologize for knocking mike the fuck out

[CodysFavorites]

More like "Lets go home, Danny ;)"

[Deathslayer86]

Instead of making out with Michelle, Mike accepted an award for smallest forehead

[simonthompson27]

GIVE HIS MELTING FACE A HUGE BUDGET!!! - set up the atmosphere and colour of Sirk's 'Imitation of life' , give him final say on all C.G.I  ....AND right there...right there... you have movie justice...ermm...in me underwears

[simonthompson27]

JUST GREAT !! tommy comes across like the perfect 3 way bastard offspring of richard simmons , christopher walken and (the jaunty dialogue of) Schwarzenegger.

[grungzer]

I love the sad music that starts playing after Mike gets destroyed by The Football.

[Secundas]

"You must be kidding; underwear! I got the picture. That's life!"

So many pearls of wisdom in this movie

[bobbygnosis]

My life is EXACTLY like this.

[gamevidsproductions]

@bobbygnosis you must have one fucked up life then

[bobbygnosis]

@gamevidsproductions It's not so bad;

People always say 'hi' to me and I play a lot of football.

[gamevidsproductions]

@bobbygnosis and by football you mean tossing the football from 2 feet away from each other? and by saying hi you mean, OH HAI JOHNNY, OH HAI MARK, OH HAI LISA, OH HAI DENNY, OH HAI MIKE, OH HAI DOGGY, OH HI CLAUDETTE

[dtanobo]

0:18 *Death Stare*

[Schizima]

Hey Johnny, I was in your house naked having sex and your stepmother walked in on us.

Oh that's normal Hoh!

[Deathslayer86]

The conversation at 1:17. Well at least thats what i heard

"Sorry you had to see that"

"Im not sorry"

"Studying right"

"Well you know gas price"

"I dont study like that"

[angelmassb]

What is a "underwear" anyways

[tokando69]

uhuh ummumm uhuuuh mmmm huuh mmhuh ahha mhmmm Tommy at his best

[ThePazuzu1]

Yeah it's a good thing he stopped Tommy before he walked into that wall

[Mik1Fe]

i think this whole scene is improvised.

[LiamTuber]

LOL Mark: Underwear what's that?

[zeejustin6]

@LiamTuber hahahahaha

[BlessedAreTheFurries]

It could be that I've seen The Room so many times that it's warped my mind, but I'm starting to think that the guy who plays Mike is actually a decent actor who knows just how shite the script is and has decided he's going to have some fun with it instead... but perhaps, rather like Denny, I'm "just confused".

[tricksterhuaun]

@BlessedAreTheFurries You think he may be a good actor because he's good looking, good looking people normally seems less of a crap actors than the ugly ones.

Example:Brad Pitt

[JoshuahDigital]

Wow, Mark is ridiculously strong.

[Charmolution]

@JoshuahDigital

His strength doubles when he hears the word 'underwear'.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

haha what a story Michael

[SoldierFortune23]

pause it at 0:23

that's tommy's rape face.

[PTCharley2011]

I love how at the start Tommy looks like he is walking away as if trying to avoid being seen by Mike ... then Mike calls him and he's like "(ah shit, he saw me) Oh Hai Mike!!"

[xDejahx]

1:40 Underwear.... what's that?

[Fendertastic]

THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE FUCKING GOOMBAS FROM THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE.

[YakuzaJoe88]

4 guys randomly meeting in the alleyway....what a coincidence!

[Kr0nic777]

Hit em with the one inch shove.

[ChristopherDone]

I love Tommy's random laughter.

[LlameStarcraft]

Mark doesn't like underwear.. shoves Mike to the ground for mentioning it. :>

[rushnerd]

Isn't it THE underwears? I do not hear "me" nor does that make sense.

[chadassbadass]

"You must be kidding, underwear. I got the picture!"

[CapcomVsButtHead]

@chadassbadass thass lahife

[gilgalad72]

This scene just looks like it's from a high school play, from the backdrop to the dialogue, jeez everything.

[cmjproductions1986]

1:17 HORRIBLE framing...The guy on the right is out of frame even though he is part of the conversation... No extra cuts, closeups or everything... Clearly this director isn't really an artist

[Ninjaculation]

@cmjproductions1986

clearly you do not understand how avant guarde and jenius he is imo.

[ThePhantom135]

this is the most awkward scene in cinematic history. I mean...what just happened???!!!?!?!

[coruscatti]

this is my favorite scene in all of cinema :D

[Fotclove]

She's showing everyone me underwears. That's life. God Johnny ur so wise. I feel so much better now. Lol I loved the I gotta go n make out with Michelle. That sounded so cool (on leave it to beaver) n the uh what was that a slow clap? Is he trying to start a standing ovation? Yes you'll be sure to start a tremendous applause at one of the numerous screenings- just watch out for those spoons! I'd LOVE to go to one if those.

[greenbay705]

an old lady seeing your underwear is a tragedy ?, so dead puppies would be a world shattering ApoclLOLypse ?

[TheHeshbon]

I think my favorite part of this -- "eeeerhhhhh God." It sounds like he actually just got hit in the stomach with a football.

[yoe91]

Doesn't Mike die of cerebral internal bleeding like a week after Jonny's death in the Room 2 ?

[SoldierFortune23]

"underwear man? come on"

*MASSIVE UNNECESSARY SHOVE*

"oh oh you alright?"

dude. really?

[teetertoter3]

You musd be keeding underwear! I god da pigdurh!

[TorkilVisual]

What the fuck are they talking about while throwing that ball?!

[VoidMerc]

Bahahahaha. 1:32. 

[yostoyou]

The football should have got top billing.

he's a great actor!

[xgmb45]

Was this improv? I mean no one can possibly write a script this bad.

[Megahdork1]

Looks like Johnny found the secret entrance to hogwarts,, he was about to walk into that wall before me underwears guy stopped him

[wtg2989]

@Megahdork1 lol yes he was.

[Lyagami25]

Meanderwears

[HOTWADOFMEAT]

Putting Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Morgan Freeman, and Daniel Day Lewis in an alley together and they're being directed by both Michael Mann and Steven Spielberg...will not even come close to holding a candle to this what's going on in this scene. Tommy Wiseau is a fucking genius...

[heeberman]

What the fuck?

[cygil1]

This film has the biggest repressed gay subtext -- Wiseau casting all those pretty young men, always going out to "play some football." Yep, nothing gay about a bunch of fit, toned young men tossing the pigskin back and forth, in muscle shirts, or in their tuxedoes for no reason. Every guy is in denial:

"Hey Danny, you want go play some football? No, I've gotta go see Michelle. I've got  to MAKE OUT HETEROSEXUALLY with her."

[zukodude487987]

@cygil1 Yoi said Pretty young men. Unless your a girl or do you find them pretty in your opinion? :P

[kilkolio]

@cygil1

u must be sexually frustrated

[ipoultre]

@cygil1 you think about everything

[ajoajoajoaj]

I like how Denny knows about him underwears when he wasn't present when Johnny and Mike were talking about it.

[molossus227]

Gravity works sideways when you're not wearing underwear...

[nath909]

after he says " making out, at your place..." Johnny's like "huhuhuh. Ar wil bwakeyuu"

How do they all end up there any way and where is it? Then they go home 1 minute later. Why was Johnny skulking about there in the first place?

[iLoveJackingOn]

i love how he is totally fine with someone breaking into his house to have sex

[slaskemester]

"Underwear? What's that?".. mark seems to be very poorly educated.

[tricksterhuaun]

1:16 1:31 WTF are they talking about?

[TheGhostFilmer]

In Ireland we say Me Jox

[ORLY911]

who plays football in an alley?

[Schizima]

Denny's kind of a pervert, he's watched two different couples have sex in this movie

[cyaninternetdog]

@Schizima sick perverted drug addict.

[Drkcirtap39]

"I'm goin' out" *waddles three feet*

[Drkcirtap39]

This is a virgin 1:05-1:10

[saifblade]

LOL i just realized you can see the reflection of the flood light they used for the scene in the window

[kattowitz4]

"Me and michael were making out... at your place..."

"hahahahah"

What the fuck!? If people were making out in my house I'd fucking kill them!

[BlessedAreTheFurries]

Who else thinks Denny and Mark were meeting in that alley to do a drugs deal, but Johnny and Mike out of chance were already there, leading to Mark having no choice but to try and forcibly remove Mike from the area and hope that Johnny, being the saint he is, would escort him away leaving them free to continue the deal. Unfortunately, his idea didn't quite go to plan... see how annoyed Mark looks at being asked to help Mike home? And how worried Denny looks that he's going to have to skip a pay

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@BlessedAreTheFurries I think you're definitely on to something.

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

"Catch it"

great fucking advice Denny

[Geforce2187]

that's life

[KA1Z3RTheAmazing]

god Mark freaking destroys Mike just for saying underwear. Then they quickly rush him out without even being like, "what the hell mark?" No one seems to question what the hell just occurred. This scene felt as rushed as the Flower Shop scene.

[greenbay705]

@0:55 too much derping

[psyjax2]

best, scene, ever...

[TheMatt914]

If anyone ask me do I understand life i will say yeah me underwears

[SequinedBag]

I got the picture.

[adrian102689]

"thats life"

[iamnotascientisi]

Lol if mike wasn't there Johnny would've walked right into the wall.

[ymechaie]

i get so distraceted by tommy sayying "uhuh, mm, uhuh, uhuh, uh"

[EvilSeruMagic]

Football isn't nearly as fun when you're not wearing a tuxedo.

[CortSether]

"Okay I'm going to give myself a concussion by walking really fast into the wall while nobody's looking..." "Hey Johnny, what's going on man?" *spins around* "O hai Mike, what's new?"

[badwolf66]

4 dislikes were from Johnny, Mike, Denny and Mark because Mr Wiseau didn't get any royalties from YouTube.

[LauraIsPink]

0:19, 0:22, 0:38 DERP FACE!!!!!

[CineRecon]

Mark's mom was strangled by a pair of underwear. Now he searches the globe looking for anyone who wears underwear to beat the motherfuckin' shit out of them!!!!