I think Kim kardashian is a dolphin then...also snookie def..is a dolphin...actually i think that will be my new term for snobby people is dolphins lmao
that's weird all the pretty girls I knew were total fish sluts. I'd give them a bass and a few trout and they were begging me to get naked. Napoleon Dynamite knew all about that; that's why he was always bragging to poofy sleves girl about the bass he caught for her. But yeah dolphins are total snobs.
im sittin here, and when i look at this, im like "Hooo ya, them dolphins are all 'Pshhhhh bitch please" and we are all like "Your fat ass cousin drowned a girl" and they all "We will get OJ on you" true stroy
sorry but i didnt find this funny at all.. i have had this youtube acount for years and have watched lots of videos and this is the first time i have ever given a thumbs down.. i think everyone here has gotten dumber from just watching this 1 minute video. it almost makes me want to be Helen Keller for a day..
This one time I went to the beach with a bucket of fish for dolphins. I got in the water and there was a fat dolphin that came right up to me. My friends were scared and they ran away, but I stayed there cause I wanted to feed a dolphin the fish I had. I stuck my arm out to feed it, AND IT BITE OFF MY ARM!! Turns out it wasn't a dolphin but it was a shark...
Funny thing about this video is that its 100 percent true :P. Delphins are born with a smile and even when you chop their head off, they still smile, hell, even when they rape female doplhins and kill other little dolphins they smile(i kid you not, the do all of those things)
@darktoylord Buy some tuna, their full of mercury before they get procesed and ground up then put inbetween 2 peices of bread which i eventialy gobble up wondering if it will kill me. That'll teach those damn snobby fish loving pretty girls.
that just goes to show ya, money can't buy you everything... But sure makes misery feel a lot better. If Donald Trump was broke do you think he would have that pretty woman??? Nope he would just be another broke old dude.. But in anycase. TRump 2012
@hankandjed I know right. They just waddle around in their fancy tuxedos. They won't fly because the other birds are doing it and they don't want to be like the "Commoners". Damn smug penguins!
this guy must be japanese
Stickmanelite 2 weeks ago
This one time I went on a date with this hot chick. Turned out it was a Dolphin =(
ederondotcom 2 weeks ago
First time watching your vids, and I hardly ever subscribe but I'm subscribing to your channel because it's so random its funny :)
azzzz9375 1 month ago in playlist Andy Biscuits Show
LOL
TheCatboy2012 1 month ago
Although I was expecting that end since the middle of the video, I couldn't avoided laughing. :D Andy is cool.
BiomechanicBoy 1 month ago
i thought he was going somewhere with the pretty popular girl thing and then he didnt...
thelyonsden1001 3 months ago
yea i feed the pretty popular girls fish at my school to
isaacsvideo 3 months ago
I think Kim kardashian is a dolphin then...also snookie def..is a dolphin...actually i think that will be my new term for snobby people is dolphins lmao
RizzoAstronama 5 months ago
ROFL @ 0:51
TheDoritosfan1 6 months ago
Andy has some really red eyes. Man, he's so wasted ! Nya ha ha ha !!
zkxv 6 months ago
lol,this is a response to one of rwj's newest vids
annoyiorangeisawsome 8 months ago
i think its kinda funny just because he looks high and he talks funny :3
TheDoubleCrossers 8 months ago
Ummmm... That was meant to be funny, right?
Sector195 8 months ago
dont hate on Andy Biscuits ORyour a snobby doplhion and a BUTT LICKER!
thecpmonster 9 months ago
that's weird all the pretty girls I knew were total fish sluts. I'd give them a bass and a few trout and they were begging me to get naked. Napoleon Dynamite knew all about that; that's why he was always bragging to poofy sleves girl about the bass he caught for her. But yeah dolphins are total snobs.
endrake2 9 months ago
srry andy biscuts sucks
bobidiga1 9 months ago
man, cool humor :D
GEILxDD 9 months ago
Why are there 22 dislikes? do Dolphins have YouTube accounts now? the next thing ppl are going to be telling me is that popular girls don't like fish
MissEdge102 10 months ago 2
???????????
theftgrand1 10 months ago
Cool cartoon (graphics -wise) but the story itself was extremely lacking in anything that made any sense whatsoever! Back to the drawing board bud!
MrChris2486 10 months ago
im sittin here, and when i look at this, im like "Hooo ya, them dolphins are all 'Pshhhhh bitch please" and we are all like "Your fat ass cousin drowned a girl" and they all "We will get OJ on you" true stroy
StrangeActs 10 months ago
i laughed my ass off
MyStickman123 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
sorry but i didnt find this funny at all.. i have had this youtube acount for years and have watched lots of videos and this is the first time i have ever given a thumbs down.. i think everyone here has gotten dumber from just watching this 1 minute video. it almost makes me want to be Helen Keller for a day..
UNDEROATH527 10 months ago
@UNDEROATH527
I take it you are either a pretty popular girl or a dolphin.
hankandjed 10 months ago 46
@UNDEROATH527 sorry but ur not cool enough to comment on this video
2058226mm 9 months ago
@2058226mm and you are? :P
UNDEROATH527 9 months ago
@UNDEROATH527 Unless you are a redneck who understands nerds, I don't believe you ever will ever get this.
forexfreak77 9 months ago
@UNDEROATH527 then dont watch it, dumbass :)
thebignomnomface 8 months ago
They not absolutely useless since they're known for help drowning people. Where as prety girl.....well let say they can help you the other ways : )
boeingnz 10 months ago
Good good..
kevtarzan 10 months ago
they sent me this......
greendayfanman01 10 months ago
LOL WTF??? I don't get it, yet I laughed so hard!! I'm gonna go feed a pretty popular girl a fish now!!
dxsinisterxb 10 months ago
LOL WTF??? I don't get it, yet I laughed so hard!!
dxsinisterxb 10 months ago
fuck this I`m gonna watch nyan cat!!!
coolguy5772 10 months ago
Wow i never even thought about it that way. So funny. LOL thanks for emailing me to let me know about it. So cute.
WonderWomanFan4life 10 months ago
this is so hilarious!
LouisMarshallx 10 months ago
омг, что за укурыш? XD
Kate05121 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what the fuck fuck fuck fuck
MagicalMayonaise 10 months ago
this kinda reminds me of salad fingers.....maybe its the graphics or the scenery or randomness. but this is totally not funny AT ALL!!!!!
scarlettgurl2394 10 months ago
i only watch this because i was Bored...
UmbreonRM 10 months ago
what is so Fun about this??
UmbreonRM 10 months ago
hehe
TheOfficialFAIL 10 months ago
i don't like dolphins
wilsli000 10 months ago
this sucks
max304100 10 months ago
how is this funny
max304100 10 months ago
some dolphins are gay
MrBrionman 10 months ago
I spent so much time feeding fish to the popular girls when I was in school... Perhaps that's where I was going wrong.
ohmydinosare 10 months ago
I can relate to being a dolphin part :P
biteyaheadoff 10 months ago
I would feed her my fish
jacobempie 10 months ago
that is the worst piece of crap i have ever seen must have been written by a german comedian
atheist2412 10 months ago
this crap is terible
sportsguy1241 10 months ago
is this real
vj198 10 months ago
wow...............
onewhopwns 10 months ago
I Wuv dolphins!!!!
34katpow34 10 months ago
this is like so random? xD
PlayThatDvD 10 months ago
is he high?
ricardogutierrezable 10 months ago
So long and thanks for all the fish!
FrondomeCast 11 months ago
This one time I went to the beach with a bucket of fish for dolphins. I got in the water and there was a fat dolphin that came right up to me. My friends were scared and they ran away, but I stayed there cause I wanted to feed a dolphin the fish I had. I stuck my arm out to feed it, AND IT BITE OFF MY ARM!! Turns out it wasn't a dolphin but it was a shark...
reddsun4u 11 months ago 24
@reddsun4u
I can't believe you fell for the old fat dolphin trick.
hankandjed 11 months ago 15
@hankandjed wich trick?
TheMrwarior 10 months ago
@reddsun4u are ya Serieus??
UmbreonRM 10 months ago
@reddsun4u Zact same thang happened to me. Sept it was my ex stead of a dolphin/shark.
Freddieboy44 8 months ago
@Freddieboy44 Whoa she must have some sharp teeth...or he depending!
reddsun4u 7 months ago
''they're a lot like the pretty popular girls at school''
i was like... where is he goin with that one??
LMFAO!!
allpurerandomstyle 11 months ago
lol the popular girls in school eat the fish and dont agknowledge you exist. xD
balloonteddyxx 1 year ago
andy reminds me alot like salad fingers only less creepy and he wouldnt try to kill you if you met him
subsaibot4512 1 year ago
Andy looks like a bullie from my old class
Marcusyaho 1 year ago
dolphins arent that bad i went to sea world and i had some fish and i fed them it no problem no incident execpt for the attack
sonic09ification 1 year ago
lol fuuny shit men hahahah
69chucky1 1 year ago
wut?
rozzalenda123 1 year ago
@rozzalenda123
Hmmm?
hankandjed 1 year ago 8
Funny thing about this video is that its 100 percent true :P. Delphins are born with a smile and even when you chop their head off, they still smile, hell, even when they rape female doplhins and kill other little dolphins they smile(i kid you not, the do all of those things)
kamoskere 1 year ago
EW what is he supposed to be?
human?
JRaawr 1 year ago
lol
True Dat!
LegoGear 1 year ago
Wow, it's not often I laugh out loud at something the way I did at this!
Subscribed! And I love Doraleous & Associates!
NegativeProof 1 year ago
wow really wow
Alix4u 2 years ago
and that like, gets them everywhere, bawhaha
SnickerTees 2 years ago
What the hell was that???
baileytom78 2 years ago
lol, feeding the girl a fish
SnickerTees 2 years ago
Love the feeding the prety girl part
Priceless
shady45t 2 years ago
I like how Andy has nostrils but no nose lol
Frasimation 2 years ago
nice episode! :)
Caboom11 2 years ago
I spent so much money buying fish for the pretty girls at school and it got me absolutely nowhere!!
darktoylord 2 years ago 32
@darktoylord Buy some tuna, their full of mercury before they get procesed and ground up then put inbetween 2 peices of bread which i eventialy gobble up wondering if it will kill me. That'll teach those damn snobby fish loving pretty girls.
MrLegoking97 1 year ago
@darktoylord
that just goes to show ya, money can't buy you everything... But sure makes misery feel a lot better. If Donald Trump was broke do you think he would have that pretty woman??? Nope he would just be another broke old dude.. But in anycase. TRump 2012
WonderWomanFan4life 10 months ago
Dolphins are one of the two animals that have sex for pleasure, the other is humans of course.
gameq121 2 years ago 2
well the males have sex for pleasure, the females get raped.
jsxavier13 2 years ago
lol....nice one!
MicheleMidnight 2 years ago
Hahaha. The College girls' tits jiggle. LOL.
jonnyethco 2 years ago 6
Lmfao i love thesee.
Courage69able 2 years ago
dolphins suck yeeeeeeeeeah
ThOverdrive 2 years ago
MEN I LOVE THIS ANDY CARTOON i wish they would be mORE to wach
atamarez80 2 years ago
LOL! Poor Andy. He's right though, dolphins are bastards.
samuraispacemonkey 2 years ago 8
They better watch it or they'll end up like the penguins.
hankandjed 2 years ago 12
@hankandjed
;) For sure. Andy VS dolphins (& the pretty, popular girls @ school)...
samuraispacemonkey 2 years ago
@hankandjed I know right. They just waddle around in their fancy tuxedos. They won't fly because the other birds are doing it and they don't want to be like the "Commoners". Damn smug penguins!
MrLegoking97 11 months ago