JOKE OF THE DAY- "Blind Man Vs. Lesbian"- Tues 8/24/2010

[washingtonjournal]

NICE BOBBIES!

[LoadingB]

So old but still funny...

[PoliticalMason]

Good joke. Bad presentation.

[andrewskaterrr]

dude she's so hot

[XXISimplicityXXI]

Props to the redhead.

[AliciaMaricia]

I would be the lesbian laughing and high fiveing him as he left

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

now that i think about it my uncle said that once lmao i think hes the guy ur talken bout

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

definetly a milf ;)

[andytheshark]

Joke: A bear walks into a bear. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve beer to bears here". So the bear says "If you don't give me a beer i'm going to go eat that lady over there". The bartender says go ahead, so the bear walks over, eats the lady, walks back and asks for a beer again. The bartender then says "Sorry we don't serve beer to bears on drugs". Then the bear says "What do you mean i'm not on drugs". Then the bartender says "Oh yeah you are, that was the bar bitch you ate".

[AmeliaG98]

Lol :) quite good.

[MrPersianboy7]

u suck too!!!!!

[rifeey223]

LOL!!!

[obsessivity]

I REALLY don't get it, and it's not that I'm blond or dumb but I just don't understand the joke, it's a blind guy.. and 3 blonds and huh?!

[HostileHST]

Put up a green screen and make it appear as if they are on stage, add some ambiance and the jokes will better.

[onesockgrace]

if you don't get it... your probably blond.

[MultiBlah321]

14 are probably blondes...

[Tooks77]

milf

[JourdinBella1]

wtf i dont get it

please explain im lost

[notneededanymore]

@JourdinBella1 because of those three blonds the bartender and the other blond girl and the blond girl with the karate black belt and a lot of people think blonds are stupid so he said i dont want to have to repeat myself 3 times, get it? cus there was 3 blonds

[SpyMisa]

@JourdinBella1 yeah it took me a while to get it lol.. she means that the 3 blonds would not understand the joke (because they're blond) and he would have to repeat it 3 times to each of them.

[JourdinBella1]

@SpyMisa oooo i see lolz

[andytheshark]

@SpyMisa He says, "Well i don't have to explain myself 3 times" He is saying that the blondes are so stupid that he didn't want to explain himself to each of them. in which case, he said he didn't want to repeat himself 3 times

[MeandmagiC]

I dont get it

[kix2P]

@swiftflowingfreedom hahahah good one

[helloTobi40]

dam O.O!!!!!!!!! good one :D

[OsQadoomy]

she's a milf

[evilhowser]

haha awesome :D

[cxcljohn]

omg!! i didnt get it and i rewound it and i almost pissed myself like a second after i click rewind

[funzo24]

That was halarious

[McDeeViouz]

I HAVE A JOKE: YOUR VERY YOUNG AND VERY PRETTY...LOL JOKE

[washingtonjournal]

@McDeeViouz she is very pretty.

[Dart11112]

the original version is the best version....stupids.

[poomplexsoljah]

Failblog.org

[MonsterSpartan]

oho okay I get it

I thought it would be funnier if they were saying how we the viewer were the blonde

cuz we don't get it.

[Remedy13]

i don't get it....

[Kranda123]

Hahahaha

[christopherd102]

Three blond females disliked this video lmao

[evilman01234]

OK.

[TheonenameJuan]

that was actually moderately funny

[mazzabrittany]

hahahahahaha

[blazingfiregraff]

DON'T COMPLETELY GET IT. SUM1 EXPLAIN PLEASE? LOL

[FlatMattress]

@blazingfiregraff he can't see so he doesn't know that they're all tough but the blind guy thinks they're stupid and wont get it so he'll have to repeat it to every single one of them. XD This jokes been done so many times before.

[blazingfiregraff]

@FlatMattress ohhhh i get it now ;) thx

[jlo1520]

boobs

[tomitstube]

impressive.

[swatus]

Someone never been to a gym ? Her tits are pretty saggy, and she has a whole keg under that shirt....hahaha

[chaosdragoon1]

@swatus and i'd still smash, lol

[Blargaldalien]

A VAriation, is Polish. And the punchline being " okay, I will tell it

v e r y

s l o w l y !

[Jusor1234]

hahaha.

i subscribed only because I want a joke everyday!

[133713Dude]

"Wait.... hmmm. I can tell by her attitude that was the funny par- OOHHHH.

Haha, It's because they're all stupid."

[robytzu97]

@133713Dude stereotypical asshole

[133713Dude]

@robytzu97 @robytzu97 It's called acting to enjoy a comedic situation. I was acting like this way in a general, light-hearted way. People often do this amongst a group of semi-close friends... actually, that example doesn't pertain to you. Just know that a "rebellious and angry" person like you may actually learn to have the ability to enjoy a joke (subscribe to the 'TheOnion') and the conversation around it. Anyway, I know many blond people who are both smart and friendly. PS Lighten up "Roby".

[BruteBrutal]

first one of all you're jokes that was funny

[doomisclose]

llol n1

[catha86]

hahahaha good one

[thekillerz12345]

AHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG THAT WUZ SO FUNNAY U SO FUNNAY MANG I LMAOD ALL DAY FROM DIS

[GomTeamSpecrider]

this is the best one so far.. i almost laughed a little..

[tshred666]

i like this

[sheridanbucket]

The tomatoes where funnier than the jokes. Bring back the tomatoes, please!

[75zxQ]

that one was gay

[ZombieOwen23]

You're funny

[Joshalots]

stupid

[bigbubba5037]

. . . I don't get it

[xXxMrBig123xXx]

@bigbubba5037 blondes are so dumb they wouldnt get the joke was the joke

[bigbubba5037]

@xXxMrBig123xXx haha i got it, I was just being funny

[Johnhtw]

@xXxMrBig123xXx TRUEEE LOL wow 

[razexxx20]

First ! inb4 you are gay and fake troll