"Showdown"

[Exilon0193]

Who the hell masterbute with unlocked door?! What a fucking idiot

[paparaiderfanstudios]

what is that taping noise?

[halofan7217]

Oh wow, he was masturbating because he was a good player? He is a MLG noob.

[mikeman147026]

MLG =

Men Lacking Girlfriends

[yolor7]

He was.

[serilcrafter]

was he masterbating?

[CTguitarist12]

why do you always contradict me??

cuz you're always being a FUCKING BITCH. I die everytime I hear that

[DBZDUDEGAMING]

lol craig was jacking his laffy taffy

[MrManoglory]

thumbs up if you heard the sniper zoom in when chief killed him

[1234fivedude]

titties or gtfo!!!

[ARTCENTRICO]

Hello, how are you?

Very cool your video!

Look my new musical video!!

Subscribe, if liking!!

Help the disclose!!

[DD131000]

you have a small dick if you think your MLG

[CandySkewers]

Aww... He made Master Chief cry 😢

[tronaxnisense]

At least chief didn't overdo his ber... Roflmao

[mustachecashstash992]

my pants itch all the time as well

[arraneeno]

You jerkin it son?.... hahahahahahaha!!!!M

[8hane8tephens]

I fucking hate Craig. 

[Jimmcake]

@MyGamerstudios No, the spiders name is Greg, you dumbass.

[MyGamerstudios]

@Jimmcake No your a Greg

[MyGamerstudios]

Now Craig is a spider.

[TheDogslobba]

@MyGamerstudios no mate dats greg lol

[MyGamerstudios]

@TheDogslobba Sry I must be a silly billy

[TheDogslobba]

@MyGamerstudios lol

[marmoh123]

@MyGamerstudios the spider is Greg not Craig

[MrDarkx1000]

Craig:clapclapclapclapclapclap­clapclapclapclapclapclapclapcl­ap.

[chunanontv]

TITS OR GTFO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MrPopeye232323]

XD you jerking it son?

[eemia26]

i kinda feel bad for Craig

[FLiP5750]

i miss this intro :P

[TheM4v3r1cX]

You know what? this actually made me happy :D

[BIGMKFAN1]

AND THAT GUY LOST 2 HIS MOM HIS PAPA AND MASTRBATING!!1lolllolollllolol­olololololoolllololololollllol­ololololllllololoozzzzzzzzzz

[BeastLordofMetal]

Titties or gtf0

slap

lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolollolol­lolollolollolollolollolol

[VVoIfy]

352 people ate chief's poo

[ultimategokux5]

chief- Titties or Get da F out

girl- *GASP* *Meles Mastar chief*

chief- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ILikeTrains6923]

HPV? Hah! That's not a guy's disease!

^ This show's most frequent line.

[SketchCabinMachinima]

MLG? I disagree!!! Best one liner ever

[ForestJBrian]

Lol, he jacked off.

[12345625012]

keep this videos coming

[12345625012]

keep this cideos coming lololololololololololololololo­lololololololo

[Munny603]

@12345625012 This is from 2008. >_> Many of "these videos" have already come ;l..

[JMONSTERMASH]

Tities or get out

[JMONSTERMASH]

Geez have a heart arbiter

[Bioshock2fan20]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololollolololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololollolo­lolloollololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ollolololololol  LOL

[XxDARKALIENxX]

you jackin it son? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[101cgk]

..titties or gtfo

*gasp* SMACK!

lololololololololololololololo­lolololo

[mrfrelancekiller]

5:41 is one of the best moments in the series, in my opinion

[SilverHunter85]

I've had to deal with those kind of MLG players its one game type,they start crying when they die. I laugh at em every time. :D

[PICKLEMACHINE1]

MLG=

Major League Gayming

[IanROX22]

@PICKLEMACHINE1 Cause gay = derogatory

[gta4cat]

@14ghost65 Lawl that's true

[TheMerkWithTheMouth]

TITTIES OR GTFO -- win line

[darkninjamandelta]

Oh god this seems so long ago..

[TheDarkJalapeno]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololollolololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololollolololololollololol­ollollolololololololollolololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololo

[Lorenzquez]

Craig's dad- I don't see what the big deal is. Good for you son......best dad ever

[ztdt33]

Thumbs up if you got brewrolled!

[14ghost65]

Sad how they say Craig as Greg... Greg is too ossim possim for them :P

[14ghost65]

Craig's hard-on: Size of dislike bar

[Blade4878]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP]

arby- break a leg champ ... epic foreshadowing

[0PyramidHead]

lol remember arbitur?

[NeoArashi]

He's so fast at saying lolololol multiple times

[trainknut]

tittie of gtfo hu kabewm ollolololoololoololoololoololl­loolololllollollollolllol rofl days

[GCKGAMING001]

yu jerkin it son ? xDD

prob tha bestline in ths vid

[TheDarkhunter75]

TITTIES OR GTFO

Lol

[TheNinjaLycan]

Ah, the obvious downside of an MLG Player..... Jackin it off mid-game and gettin' ambushed by parents! Classic!

[MrHaloGuy1000]

Craig represents the average MLG player

[MrHaloGuy1000]

You jerkin' it, son?

[SkullSlayer221]

wasn't he supposed to apologize.

[Fiiitzzz]

I love how Chief says 'LOL' :D

[JeremiahPTTN]

"titties or gtfo loloololololollllolollolloolol­ol" classic cheif...

[Acryllix]

352 people wack off because they think they're mlg.

[irenebvg74]

what the fuck was this were u jaken it son i dont see the big deal good for u

thts a cool dad to accept him lol

[SpicyCows]

:lol: : LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[XKevinOhlhx]

This proves MLG title means nothing



[pwnerzatzhaloz3]

@XKevinOhlhx it stands for men lacking girlfriends

[Megastar8271]

@pwnerzatzhaloz3 lol so true! :D

[duckieebeatd0wn]

mitt romney and his commercials can go fuck themselves :)

[MrNinjacake7]

5:35 lol



[LOLFORLOLZZZ]

MLG? AI DISSAGREE!

WIN.

[mrfrelancekiller]

@LOLFORLOLZZZ best phrase evar LOL

[doomdogie]

chief: heeeeey you lie liek a fly w/ a b0ger in itseye

[LetzGoAntiSpe]

by the way, what happened to travis and todd?

[SunnySaturnine]

@LetzGoAntiSpe Watch the episode "King," they ended up being buttraped by a giant gay alien then eaten.

[65856011]

Chief is so cute!

[ironman785]

MLGs is such drama queens

[macdoo99]

TITTIES OR GTFO LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL!!!!111­!!!one!!!!!111

[dylandabeastiegamer]

IFI WAS CRAIG I WOULD LOCKzz MY DOORzz AND BE ALL LIKE OH YAH....,

[arraneeno]

You jerkin it son? LOL

[minhmook]

@lolbug100 it's by clapping in a way

[lolbug100]

i wonder how jon got the fapping noises...

[spudnick3490]

@lolbug100

By clapping his hands?

[minhmook]

Chief rhymed what a wast of time

[ipodzarefunz]

Um I'm suprised nobody replied to the messed up stuff shouldn't he lock the door when he dus thaat? Or do it when he's aaaalone?? I knoe I do LOLOLOLOLOL seriously!!

[hanginturd]

i think craig is greg from season 4 b/c the name sounds alike

[itstheshiz13]

@hanginturd gregs a spider dubmass

[The343freak]

@itstheshiz13 No he is not.

[The343freak]

@itstheshiz13 He is not a dunbass

[The343freak]

@itstheshiz13Greg is not a dumbass

[The343freak]

@itstheshiz13 greg is not a dumbass

[itstheshiz13]

@The343freak aren't you funny. you really are. I see what you did. Really smart on your part. Way to use a grammatical error that I made at 2am as cannon fodder. I was merely pointing out that a spider is highly unlikely to jack off on xbox live, dumbass.

[Havixtv]

roflol



[kirby2926]

I LIKE ARBY HE IS BETER

[kirby2926]

NO I AM THE FIRST ONE HERE



[PunkHippie1971]

These are my favorite 3 episodes. Chief is funny has hell.

[kirby2926]

go chief go you rok your the mlg not that fagit he dersered to become newbs lolololololololololo rofl

[Bioshock2fan20]

Mlg?? I DISAGREE!

[TryLimeAde]

halo combat evolved trailer for this video :)

[luke5589]

titties or gtfo lololololololololol

[orgasmic999]

my pants were like itchy lol

[slotarox]

MLG? I DISSAGREEEEEEE!11!!

[GreenNova790]

Oh yeah i'm such a wiener!

[TheMoin2200]

Fucking retards !!

[Rexzilla12]

master chief should meet MeganSpeaks

[vegeta353658]

TITTIES OR GTFO!

*GASP*

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[deserte099]

Thumbs up for the controller finally being on!

[ryancruz891]

@1:25 thats also what chief says at Hypermail Anniversary

[LolTacular01]

At least he got all teh bitchzz!11@eleven!11

[rodeney33]

LMAO @ 8:28 tities or get the fuck out

[rodeney33]

titties or gtfo LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[combaticus666]

TITTIES OR GTFO!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL!

[patrickwinslow]

"My baby's defiling himself!" LOL

[OOspazOO]

these are the funniest bits ever! very funny dialogs, you should be proud!

[danceman51trendscape]

jerking it and plehing halo 3? I THINK SOMEONE HAS SUM ISSUES

[JYHProductions]

You always condridict me in front of Craig Robert!

Yeah, well that's cause you're always being a fucking bitch.

TOO FUNNY

[JYHProductions]

Only a true no-life like Craig would get a hard on playing Halo 3.

[jorelzky]

the xbox 360 power switch looks like a hand pointing middle finger

[lazorize]

titties or gtfo

*melee*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[handmetheparachute]

THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE CORTANAS NAME ISNT IN THE TITLE

[MasterChiefSamus]

Boobs or gtfo... Wait MC would like human titties? I thought he Arbiter's mum :S

[RamonTheMighty]

"DON'T CONTRADICT ME IN FRONT OF CRAIG, ROBERT, YOU ALWAYS CONTRADICT ME!"

"That's 'cus you're always being a fucking bitch"

LAWL this episode wins :)

[JYHProductions]

I don't care about Immortals, just let me watch the show :/

[poofy100889]

tities or gtfo. lolololololollolllolollolllloo­llllololololllololll

[choppa344]

MLG stands for

M-moronic

L-legitimate

G-gaywads

[RIMKUTZ]

so what happed to todd and tah other guy

[slayer69277]

MLG ???

I disagree 

[BF823]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol-Master Chief

[Doody134]

TITTSC OR GTFO TROLOLOLOLLOLLOLIOLOLOOLOLLOLO­LPPLOPOOLLO TITS

[windumaster14]

9:52 You just got bwewroll'd!

[BLAHH717]

There is ONE thing Master Chief is good at...

T-Bagging

[Zombiedude101z]

Proves that a lot of these so-called "Pro-gamers" are just idiots who think they have a massive E-peen that use predictable tactics.

[RichoRosai]

@Zombiedude101z I don't think a fictional youtube video "proves" any such thing.

[arraneeno]

I was in a fight that was almost the same as this, except it was on countdown.

[TheGamersRefuge]

you jerkin it son? lol best quote ever

[HPFPpro]

MLG is another word 4 camper :)

[Hamgammy]

EAT MY POO CRAIG!!!

[Bettlejack]

MOM DAD GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

[RobedBassist]

lifes lesson... beer makes you play like proffessional :D

[randommuchlol888]

haaha eat my poo craig

[zabanya010]

The mlg is a queer gay faggot and needs a life

[link11733]

sorry almost half

[link11733]

MLG players blame lag and there Xbox's when they die

[Smithsjohn25]

Titties or gtfo

[RevivalOfBuzzBuzz]

yep all about map and weapon control yeeep

[tacospartan]

Craig parents were over the top

[UkemanSmurf]

MLG playlist is great for challenging DMR matches without fucking armor lock. But I seriously hate guys like this xD And the playlist is literally infested with them

[trinity4life368]

Woah! Actually watch to the end of this one!!!

[TheGAm3rAlex]

MLG can be

My

Little

Gay

[mrpowerrangerfan]

it couied be cool even or not carig

[Nyne359]

see? mlg's are gay masturbators

[PiVoTmAn1231000]

thats what happens when you get to cocky bout MLG when MA$TUR CH33F is around!

[V2MajesticwindV2]

ARE YOU JERKING IT SON

LMAO

[mmzmmxsimonlouie]

clearly,he didn't listen to han solo.

"Don't get cocky"

[shawn9950]

i like arbitur

[JandJ1997]

@halorocks3467 it's rubbing your dick and it feels good or something

[halorocks3467]

what is masturbating answer me plz

[Heater294]

@halorocks3467 When you eat lots of cake and ice cream...yeah...thats it...lots and lots of cake and ice cream...

[djkids98]

@halorocks3467 it's when stuff happens.

[TheNogre]

@halorocks3467 It's when a girl takes your weiner and puts it in a blender. Not a fun experience...

[TheUnforgiven676]

@halorocks3467 its when you shove your finger up your own ass while choking yourself with the other hand. This is best experienced blind folded.

[Greil9]

While there are skilled MLG people who would probably kick your ass and mine at the same time, I bet 99% of people who bring it up do it with noting to back it up and just get their asses handed to them.

If they´re that good they should have no reason to brag with it and would just let their skills do the talking.