Red State Update: Thank You John Edwards

[BraniusBalki]

Who the fuck is John Edwards?

[SippinCoughee]

John Edwards likes to cum a lot. I can relate with that

[MadPutz]

John edwards spoke at my university last night, didn't go

[analyticchimic]

rhythm method doesn't work... lol

[bosco4994]

Thank you John Edwards "Giving the National Enquirer credibility" ....so true !! What a guy....at least he only screwed around while Elizabeth was in remission. Try that one on your wife or girlfriend.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Three things so boring they should be books XD

[Aphidboy]

Well, McCain might have been born in the Panama Canal and Obama could have been born in Hawaii, but that monkey I was tellin' you about? I'm pretty sure he was borned right there in Vietnam. He was a salty little boog, that's for sure! Just try to take his comb away and see what happens next! We all had to take shots because of him, and I stll got some tooth marks in my thumb for proof. But, like I say, he sure had purdy hair!

[JimHewittWhite]

Thankyou John Edwards.

[Aphidboy]

I gotta say I really liked John Edwards' hair. It kinda reminded me of that monkey we had in Vietnam. Before we ate it. RB

[castout888]

lol

[sodie77]

The Truth!

[ekserchina]

Thank you for wasting my time dumb fuckers. LOL Now go back to your trailer. Oh wait you are in your trailer. Sorry my mistake. ha ha

[TempeB]

I'm gonna have to rethink how I feel about Liza Minnelli.

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[zappafan1325]

You know what I've been wondering. Can a severe emotional shock CAUSE a recurrence of cancer? Just curious.

[doughborne]

Right on, you two kill me ! Pro Patria doughboy

[Snowflake70]

check your notes folks - Obama was born in Kenya - he's NOT a US citizen - - he can NOT be elidgible to run for President. End of story.

[obamascrapbook]

Check YOUR notes, and his birth certificate.

He was born in Hawaii. McCain, on the other hand, was born in the Panama Canal, however because both of his parents were citizens, he qualifies as a "Natural-born citizen," and is therefore eligibe to run. Obama is also a "Natural-born citizen," which means that he is also eligible to run. FYI-since you don't seem to know this-Obama's mother was white. His mother and father met at the University of Hawaii!

[rcred]

Good clip Red State!!

I used to think that Bill Clinton was as low as you can go, but now I believe that John Edwards has actually bumped him up a notch. What a low life.

[Joseph565112]

Well Edwards is just a just a pathetic loser. Thats always been the fact but now we just got one more reason. His wife is no longer a victim though. Once your partner cheats your a victim. Once they cheat and you take em back then your no longer a victim. So she cant really bitch about now and I doubt she will. Just another idiot Democrat like ol slick Willie gettin caught with his pants down. LOL what losers. I am sure plenty of Republicans are doing it to but at least they keep it hidin better

[ROCKU999]

I am proud that he cheated his worthless, fat, old, ugly, cancer infested wife.

[dobos420]

hahahahahahaha I love the expressions on Jackie's face. my Mama told me to Never trust a Lawyer. 5 stars once again. OBAMA 08!

[BLESSEDone333]

☆☆☆☆☆

Just think he could have been a VP pick for obama.... hahahhahaha

Are you sure Hillary didn't have something to do with the NATIONAL ENQUIRER getting the story back in Sept 07?

lol

[dasche]

thank you john edwards

[tombstonetom]

Thank you Red State Update.

[smcgrg]

"McCain, Obama and the Olympics -- three things so boring they should be books!!!"

That's hilarious. I love you guys!

[Mavrilon]

It says something about the state of our culture when the sex life of a dweeb like John Edwards becomes front page news. Also, what's the name of the song played at the end ?

[CrocodileAvoider]

Edwards is still the perfect running mate for Obama. He puts the "Vice" in Vice President.

[jallenfrance]

great!

[iMBBonlyone]

it's time for a brew called B/D Beer!

then your table will look right again.

Broyles and Dunlap Wiser.

or B and D Wiser Beer. aka as BADwiser

[grnxlt]

john edwards sloppy seconds....LOLOLOL

[winthiswar]

Why are all Democrats perverts!

[sasjhwa]

Not all Democrats! All Democratic government employees...subtle difference. And they only wanted to balance the scales with their Republican brethren who have gotten so much air time over their own activities between the sheets lately. Dems don't like when other get more press coverage than them.

tee hee

[nilbud]

Old fool get ready for a stroke when Obama wins. As you collapse, smash your head off a table and bleed out on your trailer floor you'll have his victory speech as the background to your death spasm.

[nothankyoumam]

Dream on, Larry Craig!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[skyler2dope]

McCain 08

[Workinman101]

Thanks for the update RedState, but you didn't tell us much we didn't already know... The gov. is dirty and starting to glow in the dark. I sure wish ALL could be found out about the lieing bastards because then,,,, We As Americans :-) Can carry on :-) That old b.s. about I just made a mistake isn't going to fly anymore. People in there position need to stand up, yet they pussy out at every opportunity... Makes me want to BLOW CHUNKS !!!!!

[melora72]

Obama, McCain and the Olympics are so boring they should be books. Hahaha!

[castout888]

good point

[Smallz04260]

2:06 - 2:28 was so funny!!!!

[paintedhorse1957]

thank you john edwards

[Eagle776]

Thank You John Edwards,

for helping the mainstream press to help hide the CIA/Mossad un provoked sneak attack on Russian troops in Ossetia.

David Rockefeller loves ya.

13*

[jx14aby]

"Too much lovin'"?

I can't take no more!

[pboisei]

now we all know why hes not running for VP with obama

[redneckstaggs1988]

I got 5 words to say: Thank You Red State Update!

[nubemuffin]

thank you john edwards!

[747dog]

....Wheres my damn truck ???!!!!!

[stealthsniper96]

anybody got a pic of the woman he had the affair with?

[kirkenbunken]

Jackie looks like someone was ramming a baseball bat up his butt.

[greatbroad]

I see you cannot get the new Schlitz beer, either. I heard it was awesome. Used to be the premiere world beer before (they changed the formula and ruined it making way for Budweiser) - and now they're back - but you can't get it, because they are sold out all the time.

Nobody cares about lying cheating snakes like John Edwards. Beer's more important.

[TwilightDrop]

Thank you Red State Update!

[iMBBonlyone]

Jackie's tortured expressions.

it's sad i get so much entertainment from that.

Luv ya Jackie.

and you too, Dunlap, kinda in the way we'd love a stray mangy dog that wanders up and spills the trash all the time and digs under the fence but we'd still feed it. maybe scratch it, but with a stick, not with our hands, no no. yeah, Dunlap, it's like that : )

smooches!

p.s. - 5*

[SharonCobb]

Love you guys! BB and I were watching this one and laughing our butts off!

Time for y'all to get on Jon Stewart and/or Colbert.

Also, I hope someone is working on a script for you two!

[upabittoolate]

this is hilarious. these guys need their own comedy tour. but i bet it's hard for them to stay in character

[john102045]

I guess the Repukes are jealous because all they can father is a urinal stall in queer airport mens rooms!

[ROCKU999]

He cheated because his wife is fat, old, ugly, and cancer infested. He would not touch his fat wife with a ten foot pole.

[LadyCitizen]

5 stars Well done.

[CommentSense]

You guy rock on! Hell yeah!

[RecessMonkeys]

How DO you feel about Liza Minelli, Jackie?

[filthyunderpants]

One of the benefits of being rich is having gold diggers around you can pooch. I don't care about his affair. I hate him for being a scumbag lawyer.

[iMBBonlyone]

ah, simple truth. how refreshing!

[robertpina99]

Yeah, thanks, John.

[finkster]

Yup, I always knew he'd do that.

[truindep]

me too, just kinda surprised he chose a woman.

[finkster]

Yeah, for real. Up until then, I was pretty sure he was gay.

[Squirelbutt]

He probably still is. This is a distraction.. LOL

[truindep]

lmao

[chumashfalcon]

As far as I can tell Edwards holds no public office...

So his personal life in none of my concern.

John McCain how ever does hold public office, and cheated on his 1st wife with his little blonde rich girl.

[AnoukaKC]

chumashfalcon, McCain did not hold public office when he was cheating on his wife Carol with a bunch of bimbos and strippers ending in 'his little blonde rich girl'. So how is McCain open season but Edwards isn't?

Edwards lied; he used campaign money to pay off Hunter and Young and who knows who else, and he's pulling a Clinton with plausible deniability. He lied about when he was with Hunter and for how long. He denied his own flesh and blood for a shot at POTUS.

Edwards is scum.

[iMBBonlyone]

hanging out with strippers is not cheating.

it's public service.

[eckstea]

Thank you Redstateupdate! and Thank you John Edwards!

[blahfunnyjunk]

ahaha

[beretta911]

That Edwards visual Dunlap hit us with made me throw up in my mouth a little. Either way, awesome video!

[803honda]

sorry bguys but this is your least entertainin clip.

plus theres nothin to look at on ur table

[bl4ckd0g187]

man..........now the image of a 55 year old man getting it on is imprinted in MY head...... >,>

[ty99999returns]

>,>

[iMBBonlyone]

and some day you will be?????

[bl4ckd0g187]

nah, I don't intend to live that long.

[iMBBonlyone]

many of us have uttered those same words....

hahahaha!

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Did anyone buy the CD? :\

[Dree5678]

Sure did!

[ty99999returns]

dont think many ppl did, they didnt want to retire from this so they didnt say they lose on the challange they made. :\

[reostzombie13]

Good thing Obama waited to pick his VP.

[Cosmoboy1]

LOL!! You guys are the best!