In my city about a 5 minute drive from my house there's a Taco Bell and KFC across the street from eachother. And at my college there is or has been a Subway, Mr. Sub, Tim Hortons, Coffee Time, Starbucks, Harveys and Pizza Pizza.
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receive a kiss from their crush
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receive a kiss from their crush
hell i work at Popeyes! POPEYES!!! Not even KFC but instead it's lame cousin! Like the lame cousin from Nebraska that u didnt even knew existed!!! Plus im a vegetarian and I throw up in my mouth wen ever i have to man handle dead poultry. . .
Seriously you're courageous to continue working there, I once worked at an "Ashton" something we have only in quebec, Canada, it seems but whatever, I know it's the hardest and less cool job I had, was hard to work there only 3 weeks -_-
Cool jewellery you fucking faggot, at least people can know you're a moron by looking at you and don't have to wait around and listen to whatever retarded shit falls out of your dick sucking mouth. Also, get a fucking hair cut and use the money you'll no doubt save on your girly hair care products and take a few comedy lessons, you worthless piece of shit.
It's 2012 and i still love mattg<3
SuperKyliebear 4 days ago
Press 9 and pause for a stoner picture.
thelolkid99 6 days ago
I feel your pain Mr.G; I worked walmart maintenance for 3 years..... Quitting was the best thing I ever did.
MrNoucfeanor 1 week ago
they should call that place Kentucky Fried Tacos
Imsoaddicted2you 1 week ago
when i saw the pic i thought his job was to be a toilet
evilkitty235 1 week ago
i kn0w how you feel working there is a douche cannoe
balloonbaileybear9 1 week ago
XD lol that was like having an orgasm while taking a giant shit
stiliqn007 2 weeks ago
in my town, its kfc/a&w... taco bell is on the other side of town
OrangeOctopus314 2 weeks ago
i just noticed how many views he used to get.... now he gets like 30k maybe
bihnose 3 weeks ago
I just ate Taco Bell. So nummy. *takes sip of Baja Blast* Crack in a cup.
DarkRubberDucky 1 month ago
I remember this! XD and I cried laughing too.
HelloKittyZombiexx 1 month ago
I actually cried laughing at this
missknivesandpens 1 month ago
I was brushing my teeth while watching thoa on my phone. EW
Smumpism 1 month ago
i love the part right before he goes into the bathroom, he finally gets his taco "taco"
Trickster810 1 month ago
so you used to work at white oaks mall lol
TheUndeadParadise 1 month ago
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE ADORABLE!!!
MsJesssssssssssssssi 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MattG124
i thought he was Frankie Iero for a sec
kissandtell39 1 month ago
i have the same poster!
florp120 1 month ago
what he should have said, "you see this face?, this is my sexy face."
meezlover33 1 month ago
thier not the brightest crayola in the box thats another saying
chickennugget321 3 months ago
I worked at Taco Bell KFC too omfg!!!!!! :O
NVWPNVS 3 months ago
Ur hotttt!!!
FizzyBubbles9000 4 months ago
awwiez old matt vidz good timez, goood times :)
iluvujeremy 4 months ago
No one is ever serious at work e.e
lolkiemo 4 months ago
i work at a taco bell/pizza hut :3
chellybelly45 5 months ago
UR EARS R SEXY O_O
snowconerangel 5 months ago
OH SO YOUR PREGGERSWHEN U EETS THAT FOOD?! O.e
snowconerangel 5 months ago
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xmightyxquinnx 5 months ago
hahahah Kite Flying Cunts
Prettyqirlbitchhh 6 months ago
lmfao people are gonna think you're having loud sex in your apartment XD
oJUDAYALo 6 months ago
YOUR SEXY!! can i get the digits ahah
swaggasharkcutiepie 6 months ago
cia daunu daunas
slawikas 6 months ago
hottt
mina5623 7 months ago
ahhhh taco aahhhh oh god
java100man 7 months ago
kuntucky fried tacos! :P
redsky566 7 months ago
He's Hawtt
mikbro95 7 months ago
who else saw the picture description and thought he was taking a crap
MultiBabyninja 7 months ago 89
@MultiBabyninja but he is?
muckadilly 6 months ago
MORE STUFF.
MsOkimasaSeka 8 months ago 21
dude i love yew lolz yurr funny..[[:
3M0H3lL0KiTty 8 months ago
When I worked at Burger King, somebody dropped their hat in the fryolater and they never bothered to change or filter the oil!
Scottthewolf 8 months ago
emo guy
TheKingofShow 8 months ago
loool running to the toilet and the toilet scene were the best xD
cheesey12354 8 months ago
When he sleeps at 2:28 it looks like he has one huge boob
Wait07ForMe 9 months ago
LOL i'm the 78.788th viewer! xD
PunkRockGuitar153 9 months ago
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Alicethecatlover 9 months ago
2:20 PUSH BOY PUSH! HARDER! FASTER! STRONGER!
Feels good don't it?
SassGurl98 10 months ago
HAHAHA Matt u crack me up btw my dogs name is Taco so when ur like gahhh tacooo my dog came running in
crazy4muffinz 10 months ago
Matt is so hot in this
TheBLACKstitches 10 months ago
KEVIN TIMMERS SHIT THE BED
pluckwireforsound 11 months ago
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO ROFL ROFL ROFL I CANT BREATHE
1998trick1998 11 months ago
He looks like a vampire.
Butter0fly44 11 months ago
is the kfc taco bell beside giant egale and home depo
bluejable 11 months ago
41 people didnt hear the secret recipe
Eric101point101 11 months ago
at 3:21 it soo f****in' funny!
TheRobbieHall 1 year ago
is that a heart shaped pillow on ur tummy?
SadPandas13 1 year ago
seems as if 40 ppl do not have a sense of humor....sucks for them they prob live in their mom's basement
superscoobydoolover 1 year ago
nice ass. lol
tiaT80HD 1 year ago
@tiaT80HD - nice potty mouth, tia
felsobsesssion 1 year ago
beached whale XD
sarahl7432 1 year ago
my town has a Taco Bell/KFC =D =D
LaDeFrigginDa 1 year ago 2
go to my videos
taylorswift123400 1 year ago
ew xD hahaaha!!
ohmygoditsmichaela 1 year ago
you should have kept your lip piercing its sexy
gothicchlo08 1 year ago
"I'm the cook at KFC. So it's my job to milk stray cats over by the dumpster, and turn raw chicken into food using the magic of greese."
Serious Face. -_-
LIV4JB 1 year ago
You don't add est to an adjective if you already place most before it. Look who's 'not the most brightest bulb in the lamp' now.
TheKelseyLately 1 year ago
@TheKelseyLately Shut up.
Partygirl6708 1 year ago
MOOOOOP!
shmarginwoof 1 year ago
PLEASE ; Check out my channel :)
NEW VIDEOS.
PLEASE RATE AND SUBSCRIBE AND I'LL RETURN :)
iloveyouchellce 1 year ago
KFC = Kentucky Fried Cruelty!
GohanDBZReturns1 1 year ago
KFC So Cruel!
GohanDBZReturns1 1 year ago
or my god I love this video xD I love you !!
solofansixd 1 year ago
haha 3:25 that was hilarious
hAiMeHtAyLoR 1 year ago
i want to go to taco bell/kfc now ;D
gothemilyflagg 1 year ago
your a babe
xxTheForgottenOnesxx 1 year ago
I work at a taco bell/ pizza hut and I totally agree on it sucking. Everytime I hear, "Focus, window time. Window time!" I wanna shoot myself.
SingToMeTheirElegy 1 year ago
THATS AMAZING you work at a place of epic porportions
mlheine0704 1 year ago
Is taco bell/kfc beside manchu wok
TheKewldude5 1 year ago
@TheKewldude5 omggg manchu wok :) yess love that place. we got one at oakville place lol
XoXReNXoX 1 year ago
I use the magic of hot grease all the time at McDonald's. Yep, I'm a manager. and it sucks balls.
heathernichole125 1 year ago
I work at taco bell/pizza hut :D
seventeencandles123 1 year ago
So my mom thought I was watching porn when it got to 3:20
iamdavinmccloud 1 year ago 3
@iamdavinmccloud Lmfao xDD
RaeRaeSaysHeyHey 1 year ago
@iamdavinmccloud HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
auue23 1 year ago
@iamdavinmccloud LOL! So did my friend! :p
AbbeyTheNerdfighter 1 year ago
oh delicious taco...lol
nessie410 1 year ago
In my city about a 5 minute drive from my house there's a Taco Bell and KFC across the street from eachother. And at my college there is or has been a Subway, Mr. Sub, Tim Hortons, Coffee Time, Starbucks, Harveys and Pizza Pizza.
sarahedwards2 1 year ago
I can whatch where you shit a 1000 times and still laugh!!!!
GBGdog 1 year ago
I'm also a cook
my job is to microwave frozen stuff
and then put it threw a window
then someone will take it too an old person
or sometimes a drunk person
a few times I've seen it taken too a stoned person
I don't get a hat I get a hair net, my shirt also has a collar but it has checkers on the collar
the pants match the collar
HeatedUnderwear 1 year ago 3
LOL
jackxu1 1 year ago
hilariante
ProductionsLiLi 1 year ago
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receive a kiss from their crush
MissFredluva 1 year ago
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receive a kiss from their crush
king17887 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA !!! Best Youtuber Everrr !!
pinkRose334 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU
Nilcefox 1 year ago
hell i work at Popeyes! POPEYES!!! Not even KFC but instead it's lame cousin! Like the lame cousin from Nebraska that u didnt even knew existed!!! Plus im a vegetarian and I throw up in my mouth wen ever i have to man handle dead poultry. . .
Kojibrown7 1 year ago
i work at mcdonalds, and i fucking hate it -.-
you smell constantly of bigmacs and mcnuggets.. and you have to wear an ugly visor.
Rockin818 1 year ago
@Rockin818 I know exactly how you feel. DX
purplepenguin09 1 year ago
@purplepenguin09 it sucks eh, like i hate my job -.-
Rockin818 1 year ago
"Shiniest nickel in the pile of change."
I'm using that from now on. :)
ilovemusic333 1 year ago
im gay
perrsonguy 1 year ago 111
@perrsonguy yea and?
aqwTVpriestNender 1 year ago
@perrsonguy um okay?
danecookbklounge 1 year ago
@perrsonguy your gay XDD hahah
domiselomi 1 year ago
@perrsonguy randommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Darkness62796 1 year ago
@perrsonguy your comment makes no sense.
blade3337 10 months ago
@perrsonguy omg me too
WanaPlayDrums98 5 months ago
hes hiding midgets in his shirt
octospeederman123 1 year ago
Sorry We are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, lol
Lazy3ones 1 year ago
You're supposed to eat it in a special Order.
1) Eat KFC first. To get constapated.
2) Eat Taco Bell to rid of it all.
CAUTION: May damage insides.
PineappleJellySwirls 1 year ago
you got probs
frljirma 1 year ago
this is bs
paintballgirl213 1 year ago
keep clicking at 5:10 or 5:12
LegoMasterAlex 1 year ago
lets see fry my hand to a crisp for a nickel or not be stupid hmm i choose NICKEL BECAUSE YOU GET FREE FRIED HAND AND A NICKEL !
HollyJSinclair1 1 year ago 76
This has been flagged as spam show
VERY VERY GA,Y
MOULEKE 1 year ago
o my fucking gosh lmfao!
KaylaIDKE 1 year ago
what if ur boss was watching this! 0-0
MrLuigiman1999 1 year ago
every time i go there they mess up
keelyproctor 1 year ago
We dont have taco bell in the UK =[ !
BizzareBecky 1 year ago
so umm i saw this video and i wanted to boot leg chicken and my current profit is : $0
kakashi901 1 year ago
I work at KFC, All we do is get baked and cook chicken. Then we get all the food we want. So easy.
zaz214 1 year ago
I work at KFC, All we do is get baked and cook chicken. Then we get all the food we want. So easy.
zaz214 1 year ago
Seriously you're courageous to continue working there, I once worked at an "Ashton" something we have only in quebec, Canada, it seems but whatever, I know it's the hardest and less cool job I had, was hard to work there only 3 weeks -_-
RESHLISH 1 year ago
So he works at Taco C lol
flower69456 1 year ago
Taco Bell FTW, KFC, noooooo.
omgaiden 1 year ago
I DONT WANNA FUCKING LIKE THIS VIDEO!
I FUCKING WANNA RATE IT!!!!
runescaperzoco 1 year ago
Yeah.You Know,We Roll Around On Floors All day.
EmoMe80 1 year ago
Rofl the ending was hilarious c:
AmyGoesRAWR114 1 year ago
than you for your vuvuzela worthy contribution, you unfunny arsefuck idiot.
mrbluelw88 1 year ago
Cool jewellery you fucking faggot, at least people can know you're a moron by looking at you and don't have to wait around and listen to whatever retarded shit falls out of your dick sucking mouth. Also, get a fucking hair cut and use the money you'll no doubt save on your girly hair care products and take a few comedy lessons, you worthless piece of shit.
iojoapsefj09wj6 1 year ago
@iojoapsefj09wj6 shut up. guys like him are hot as crap .. and hes one of the funniest people ever. fuck off
ILoveFrozenWaffles 1 year ago
your the funniest guy! XDD
tnutty222 1 year ago
there not the sharpest crayon in the cookie box!
wickedprayer13 1 year ago
hmmm...well reaching your hand in a deep frier would probably hurt
sanjashotgun 1 year ago
ur whip noises are legittttttttttttt
xxaudreyxx777 1 year ago
i have kfc/long john silvers =D xD lol and i seen a hardys/loves xD
TYLERSIXX6 1 year ago
Hahaha Hillarious!!!!!!!
Banzlie 1 year ago
There's a taco bell/pizza hut
beastman236 1 year ago
There's a taco bell/ kfc where I live too!
amberrox4400 1 year ago
there not the brightest crayon in the tool shed
MrOxadius 1 year ago
wait... when did michael jackson show up at your house (bathroom) xD
ShadZero1 1 year ago
@1311824 LOL!
isingstuff123 1 year ago
why do boys where such big socks? please tell me this!
bensflee 1 year ago
ball bag
bblade919 1 year ago
i go to a taco bell/KFC all the time!!
OhNoesItsSarah 1 year ago
@SolKatjacornelia he is!!
sasukeismine678 1 year ago
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FPSPoland 1 year ago
omg my mom came in my room wen i was watching this and its the first time she left without me even telling her to leave :)
thanks mattg for all ur help ;) lol
amberhebert101 1 year ago
@SolKatjacornelia I KNOW #hot
lobitas3399 1 year ago
#LOL
XxMainthr33xX 1 year ago
@SolKatjacornelia Yes he is (;
thedarkness60 1 year ago
OMG!!! you've been to that place??? omg i went there last weekend my sister was like ' no its not taco bell and kfc its tace bell slash kfc!!'
ZenaRoxLaLaLand 1 year ago
And there used to be a Mr. Sub but it closed.
sarahedwards2 1 year ago
There's also Wendy's/Tim Hortons. In my college there's Tim Hortons/Harveys/Pizza Pizza.
sarahedwards2 1 year ago
@sarahedwards2 LUCKY YOU :O !!!!!!!
lapjo666 1 year ago
omgggg this crap iz halarious lol Lmfao
flipperflopper2467 1 year ago
aaahhhh! aaaahhhh! oh god!
LATER
i could relly go for a taco
MrIMBrendan 1 year ago
in brantford mall theres a kfc/taco bell
maisonlego 1 year ago
I fold envelopes ):
I get loadsa papaercuts
Shglollypop 1 year ago
omg loll!though a little groce rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!
coogarsrule 1 year ago
omfg the same thing happens to my hair when i wear a hat
ModernRedneck13 1 year ago
we have a taco bell/kfc too!
KaruraLovesSasuke 1 year ago
i thought some jobs wouldnt allow visual peircings
DaRkLoRd620 1 year ago
WORD.... that was my FIRST JOB!!! I so have that uniform! Ha
iRock0093 1 year ago
Did you use a boomer for the sound around 2:55
as your stomach? ;D
bkellyz23 1 year ago
gay SHOULD be a bad thing.... its not right
bandanam4n 1 year ago
@bandanam4n
gay, straight, they're the same
ManofWario 1 year ago
I have always wondered, what does the G stand for? last name?
PyroSpartanM98 1 year ago
it stands for gay.
pollyscarlet 1 year ago
wow your a fucking douche. MattG is hilarious. I would like to see you make funny videos every friday that are actually FUNNY.
PyroSpartanM98 1 year ago
it was a joke you prick. i love mattg.
pollyscarlet 1 year ago
thats kinda rude
u say "gay" like its a bad thing
and insult so rude
emoscenedancerthing 1 year ago
dude. i dont even understand what you said, but i meant gay as in HAPPY. jeeeeeeeeeeeez.
pollybaibai 1 year ago
OMJ (Oh My Jashin) I pissed my pants!! ROFLMFAOWPMP!!(roll on floor laughing my fucking ass off while pissing my pants)
TobiTobiTobi65 1 year ago
ROFL!!!! Lol. wtf X3
xxscenecolaxx 2 years ago
lmao this made me teary from laughing so much. i love how you brought the taco to the bathroom with you! and the toilet scene...kudos...kudos...
lmao
missashley327 2 years ago
LOL
petwowzaz 2 years ago
lol i get free ice cream from my work it's good
TheMrsUrie 2 years ago
i could really go for a taco
XD
turkeyturdboy 2 years ago
wtfh?
cherryamy7 2 years ago
You got the taco! Yay! What did you just stuff a pillow in your shirt? Lol...
tired1997 2 years ago
Sneeze* mmm
TEANNAgrace 2 years ago
OMG!! I was ready.. then it broke kiding that was hilorous
Waterdrop10123 2 years ago
You look like my cousin.
He used to work at MacDonald's XD
MaakaSTARx 2 years ago
THEY'RE not THE most POINTIEST PENCIL in THE pencil acse?
How about
'
They're not the pointiest pencils?
pinkblack179 2 years ago