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  • Народ, а Пименов реально свалил из проекта, или меня наебали?

  • Плеханово!Вы молодцы!

  • I don't understand... what's the point to insult swedish people when no one understands u?

  • @fe2nils that real smart and funny that was swedish guy did make song

  • Well, I can see swedens don't like russians? But who likes swedens, germans, frenchmen, russians etc? The answer is: themselves. Nobody else. Peoples hate each other and they are always ready to fight. And in this condition the main question is: who are stronger? Do not tease the lion because he's weak now. His weakness is deceptive. He was weak in 1612, in 1709, in 1812, in 1941 and he won. He was strong in 1853, in 1914, in 1991 and he lost. We want peace, not war. But do not tease us.

  • Haha, what a fail for russia!

    I mean, sure it wasnt nice of Sweden to tease Russia like that but hey, they people loved it and that was the purpose of this song, to entertain the swedish people.

    And then Russia makes another version of the song against Sweden, that is just childish! I mean come on, cant Russia stand a little tease, does Russia always have to have the last laugh or what?

    It doesnt matter how much Russia complain about this song, It will always be remembered, For Sweden!!!

  • Супер! Правильно! Медаль автору!

  • 12 points from Sweden. Russia for the win!

  • @LAJJZZ Thanks you are very beatiful)))

  • @apollobutterfly86 =)

    You're pathetic.

  • Ха-ха! Русские составляют от себя! lool вы могли бы дать людям шутить, и предлагают себя!

    HAHA! Russians make away themselves! lool you could let people make jokes, and offer themselves!

  • btw why blame sweden for something we havent done?

  • can i get a english translate please!?

  • There are very simple text. Main idea are that Swiden was fukced much timesby Russian.

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  • whats the name of the old movie?

  • @TheZpork Servant king Слуга государев

  • @TheZporK

    The Sovereign's Servant, 2007

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  • @xMRxLUCASx

    It's also joke, dude!

  • whats the song about?

  • Шведам хуй))

  • That is great!!! I laughed so hard so hard))))))

    Sweden is lost as ujual)))))

    Herr Peter forever))))

  • you smell that?it smells bullshit

  • I think it smells failxD

  • Butthurt russians are butthurt

  • ПЕРЕМОГА!!!!11111

  • Рано радуешься, укронацик херов. Еще все в переди. Хорошо смееться тот, кто смеется последним. А что-то мне подсказывает, что это будут не вуйки.

  • я жовто-блакитный флаг использую в качестве туалетеной бумаги)))

  • н-дя...? лично я, путлеровскую туалетную бумагу предпочитаю))))))))))

  • Такой пока не выпускают, а вот жовто-блакитную сам видел, причём в Украине, только стоит 13,50 но для такого дела денег не жалко

  • Не выпускают? гы Ты, просто не в курсах..., а это что по твоему? Зайди посмотри :))))))))

  • Стас, молодец просто!!! Отстоял честь Руси!!!

  • @PrinceIgor36rus , у-ха-ха, ну ты и дЭбил, если Россию по предателю-временщику ровняешь))))

  • @miklmkd В каком это смысле предатель-временщик? У тебя че, 7 пядей во лбу? Или из дерьма приподнялся, введение учебника по истории за 6 класс прочитал, так че то умное раз в жизнь пытался сказануть? А вот насчет дЭбила... спроси у своей матери, че она за выродка-дегенерата на свет породила. Или у тебя всё семейство убогих-калек уродцев? За словами следи, оклунок. Или ты тока на клавиатуре модный? А по жизнь кто ты и что ты? Так, кривой обрубок социума? Будь проще, хрень,и люди к тебе потянутся.

  • пиздюли,пиздюли!!!!все получат от РОССИИ ВЕЛИКОЙ!!!!!

  • It was a joke! WTF x D hahahaha, Sweden <3333

  • haha yeah if you were born in Great land Between Kamchatka Till Kenigsberg you would laugh at little nation that got it's ass kicked long time ago and could only dream about power and independence from others.)

  • Nobody is totally independent. You always need to collaborate with others. Fortunately President Medvedev seems to understand that.

    In the European Union we're still cleaning up the mess the Soviet Union caused in Bulgaria, Poland, Romania, Hungary, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania ... (I know Sweden can't take the full credit for it, but we're pitching in.)

    So much for your "glorious" history.

  • Cleaning up the mess> >??? lol Serbia was one of it huh? Democracy comes with bombs ))) What do i give a crap about if they can't adopt to capitalism>? Russia has hard time doing it too but i bet no one cares about it when you have to suffer your own security (Poland) to gain little financial peace of bread...time will show. It is all part of the Great Game.

  • It wasn't the EU that bombed Serbia, it was NATO. There IS a difference you know. And I think the Serbs should to a great extent blame Milošević for what happened.

    The EU doesn't bring down governments, we negotiate only when a government asks us to. And I think we'll have Serbia as a member pretty soon.

    When I say "cleaning up the mess" I mean that we invest in infrastructure that was neglected in the communist years and support rule of law.

    Capitalism without rule of law is REALLY bad.

  • ahaha))) Yeah invest in Latvia...sounds as depressing as Cleaning up Serbia...NATO ain't EU...sure it is not...it is above EU...

  • What did I tell you? Today Serbia applied for EU membership. Europe has taken one more step towards becoming one big happy family.

  • ahaha lol I will be glad if Slavic countries take over EU!))) It is in our interests too...p.s. how is sweeden feeling on hockey lately?

  • @jerseyflex238

    Don't talk about hockey right now please. Anyway, time to reload for the Olymics!

  • reload? Sweeds got nuttin' on KingKong!))) ahaha I'm going to Vancouver! i probably will leave great Russian genes to some local French speakin' beauties, or just find myself Russian bride...i feel sorry for Tiger's WIfe though this girl is like Sweedish image...you got Played by USA for too long.( and Barrack got Noble prize))) wtf is with the world?

  • Good luck finding a woman who can stand your bragging for more than ten minutes ;-)

    Yes, I also find it kind of ridiculous that Obama got the peace prize. The mistake was that Alfred Nobel let the Norwegians decide about it.

  • ))) ahaha... not funny, it is serious problem i got!) jk

    Hey have u seen Russian missle there...everyone though it was some meteroid or UFO...Russians were about to Show Obama our peace PRIZE ahaha) lol

    p.s. even back than Sweeds had to suck up to Norwegians for oil...sad)))Nobel worked for Russians czar though)

  • No, I only read about the missile on Teletext. I've been a bit cut off from the news lately. What happened, and what are you going to use it for?

  • ...lol na Norwegians though it was some beautiful meteor as sighn of Obama and peace and this emotinal thing...but it was failed Russian missle going North ...practice or not. )))

  • @jerseyflex238:

    It was something like this, right?

    /watch?v=PnUiG9Nb1lI

    It's a comforting thought that it failed then.

  • Its not about russians, its about russian chauvinists and imperialists who unfortunately are majority in russian right now.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Really. Come up with something new of your own.

    Google translation: HAHAHAHAHA! Действительно. Придумать что-нибудь новое о вашем собственном.

  • WE DID like 300 years ago! LOL! POLTAVA~!) POEM BY PUSHKIN AND MOVIE ARE SO AWSOME!))) Most powerful nation got it's ass kicked by young czar))) ahahaa

  • Талантливо, кто к нам с мечом прийдет, тому х..й в зубы )))))))))

  • @4sta56, причем здесь Полтава, Петр и победы России, когда при путе мы действительно огребли и все, кроме ресурсов, про...бли, да и тех на несколько поколений всего хватит.

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • About the new video:

    haha yes we stayed out of ww1 and ww2, made a LOT OF MONEY from iron ore to the germans, and no suffering what so ever at our beautiful home.

    now,, we live in luxury, i get 20,000sek from the government when i'm unemployed, free health care, the list goes on.. even better when i'm working :D

    funny video, but i still love my country, Hell Sweden i love you! :D

    btw, you should have subtitles on the song too!

    nice video great work!

  • New funny clip about Sweden! Hahaha)))

    See here

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • Сидят русский, американец, японец и еврей. Еврей говорит: у нас самые лучшие учёны, артисты! Японец: у нас лучшие в мире технологии! Американец: мы самая богатая страна в мире!

    Русский: А я...А мы....а..А я вас сейчас всех как отпизжу !

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  • i juuuust love this soong :D !!! whats youre favourite part in the song guys ?

    this is fan video right ? :D i dont understand the language of the title but i just know its something nice about the song :D happy to know you like it

  • OK, russians won Poltava battle, sometimes in hockey/football/etc. But Swedish standart of living has been way better than russian for centuries. So русские - самые большие пиздюли. Russians, get over your "great" history and stop drinking vodka.

  • Hey. My father was Russian Sweden, my mother was half Slavic half Suomi and i was born in Moscow.

    Do not blame each other, we are all the same people but with different past.

    Just live in peace and make some fun.

  • русские - тупые, пиздец

  • Ну, а что, собственно, радоваться: гопники были, есть и будут как по ту, так и по эту сторону Госграницы. И уж ежели ребятки ничего лучше пи#$юлей в своей жизни не видели, то чем им еще петь? Ксати, Шведская песня такого же примерно формата и содержания- ничего хорошего в ней нет.

  • Сам ты тупой

  • Ну, я как бы ничего другого в ответ и не ожидал. Грустно это, когда у yotube такая странная аудитория.

  • Твоя проблема в том, что ты то сам ничего достойного не сочинил. А может быть сочинил только это никому не нужно. Потому и не находишь в чужих песнях ничего хорошего. Стыдно за тебя, бездарь позоришь Россию

  • В самом деле: по-видимому у нас очень разные представления о "достоинстве". Для некоторых достоинство, по всей видимости, не поднимается уровня пи@#юлей. Так с какой стати, я ими должен восторгаться? Правда, странно?

  • New funny clip about Sweden! Hahaha)))

    See here

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • не грузит...

    :-(

  • У нас для всех один аргумент: Мы их отпиздили когда-то.

  • Пиздюли пиздюли !!!

    Все правильно :! :)

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    Swedes have more fun- they SUCK!

  • классно сделано)

  • Good call guise. Pitty you can't take a joke. Make a joak bout sweden and feel better. (Still kick u guis in hockey tho. ;) )

  • Clever. That's what I call a touche! Looks like Swedes got caught with their pants down. Again.

  • LOL :D ahahaa)! +5

  • Swedes can't take a stupid joke? Not a surprise for me, but they are like "wtf, you russkies should lighten up, we made a joke".

  • 5 stars!!!

    Pizdyuli pizdyuli :)

  • пиздюлии!

  • AHHAHAHAHAA!!!! MOLODCY! idite shvedy na huj!

  • пиздюлии!!!

  • This is hilarious! But as a swede, I think I would've appreciated it more if I knew just what you were saying!

  • I got a few things to say.. the "Tingeling" wasnt very original either. The missheard lyrics have been on the tube for ages. And I got to agree with some of you guys.. take a joke? The russians just gets angry cuz its their "moment in the spotlight" and everyone is watching them. And then some swedes comes with a vid that (what they think) humilates them. So if thats how they felt just give them a excuse if they took it roughly. But so should they, give us a excuse.

  • Until finns, russians and americans stop calling swedes gay (lol really mature guys) i won't stop hating these fucking commies.

    A swede played the russian who fought against Rocky, commies aint' worth that.

    The only reason eastern-europe has any people that are good at sports is because you pump steroids into them from age 1.

    (And you've got the ugliest women in the world)

  • "Pizdyuli" it's smthing like uncensored "kicking ass", but with a bit of irony, it's untranslateble noun.

    So this song about swedes, who takes out some "pizdyuli" neither glory and victory from Poltava. Then, a part about dancing monkey with strange haircut. It's something like: "There is habitants on nord, they called swedes, and among them an idiot wth green sneakers. And no one can quite this wild moron, except showing him film about tsar Peter The Great"

  • New funny clip about Sweden! Hahaha)))

    See here

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • The football part was funny, the goal against sweden, but the rest was boring, cant say anything about the lyrics, a translation would be welcome. Looking forward to a proper humor revenge from Russias part, something created from scratch, a remixed "copyed" thing like this isnt enough, but the football part was in the right direction ! :) Get started Russia ! :) //From a swede who dont dislike russians

  • New funny clip about Sweden! Hahaha)))

    See here

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • anyway. Here, in Russia we don't know any stereotypes about Sweden, except "swedish families" may be. So it was just attempt to laugh on Sweden. That was no agression or smthng like that. Isn't it strange, that swedish take offence, when russians anwered on their stupid video by another one stupid video?

  • not all swedes take offence, but something more orginal would be nice, and without war, maybe that one of the reason why swedes take offence of the movie, but i think its also hurted pride and that would mean "mission accomplished" for Russa, but i think this try is sort of lame ! sry

  • What do russians think about "swedish families" ? :) Would be nice to know about how people in other country sees on us swedes ! PS: I will be starting study english in a couple of weeks, hehe DS:

  • It's stereotype from 70's, when hippie were popular in Sweden and they lived in families by 3 or more people. I don't know why in Russia it calls sweden family, not danish or dutch for example, but now it's a common phrase for this stuff

  • There's a pretty good Swedish film about such a "Swedish family". It's named "Tillsammans", made by Lukas Moodysson.

  • nice comment, brbrbr1

  • New funny clip about Sweden! Hahaha)))

    See here

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • ofc. You think that matryoshka, communism, cossacs and red stars on some bitches asses were true imaginations of Russia? And any swedish gay can show his "talent" with that stereothypes, which shows russians like some kind of twats? It's absolutely adequate reaction for this gayshow.

    MrGoroshi wrote right thing- when you scoff at someone- it's ok, but if u're an object of jokes- it's not so funny, huh?

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • AHHAAHA Typical russia, They made a Movie When Swedes Get's Killed, What did we make, Some dolls and dancers, What u did? When Swedes Get Shoted,... Typical russia Go Sweden!

  • This seems to be humour, could somebody please translate? Might be fun to learn what prejudices Russia carries towards Sweden.

  • There IS a translation here. Open all comments and look for it.

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • Haha is this a joke? You in russia must lighten up for fuck sake! It was a JOKE!!!!

    (Stone-Face)

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • Я смотрю шведов задело. Ну так издеваться над русскими это правильно и естественно, это just joke. Но когда русские начинают платить той же монетой, то это уже не так смешно.

  • Это как раз очень смешно!! А шведы просто показали что у них идиотский и стереотипный юмор.. если почитать большинство их комментариев, то можно сказать что у большинства моразм на лицо.

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • I very bad know of English language to translate, and in a song is a lot of not standard lexicon :) If in brief that there laugh at that idiot in green gym shoes, to those that Swedes in all lose to us and to them remains only applause in a concert hall in this connection:) and about that that Sweden is famous for the idiotic humour. Really funny video :)

  • linuxmustdie posted a pretty good translation here a month ago. You can find it if you open all comments.

  • Dude, if you do not know translate of this song then and it is not necessary to tell that this childish;) It too humour :) peace

  • Snobiker13, Вам не надо извиняться, что не по-русски :-), И ошибка считать, что сложные отношения с Грузией сейчас, это наш ответ на репрессии Сталина-грузина. От него страдалии все национальности и сами грузины.

  • Теперь Чечня. Это наша боль. Много людей погибло и это трагедия.Но и там простые люди хотят жить в мире, они высказали свое желание жить в составе России на референдуме. Восток, вообще дело тонкое. Вы знаете, там до сих пор действуют законы кровной мести?

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  • vodka ???писюн те а не водка ! жирный в масле,горяченький!)

  • ALEXANDER NEVSKY KICKED THEIR ASS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! PISULiiiiiiii!!! love it!!!

  • Obviously, russians don't have a sense of humour.

  • Да, да, полагаю, именно это говорили шведы, драпая из под Полтавы.

    Если "шутки" такого имбецильного уровня называются "иметь чувство юмора" - пусть его у нас не будет еще очень долго >)

  • Это ответ шведам на их видео! Там юмор лучше?

  • Дарагой друх, я отлично знаю что это, откуда и почем. Такое понятие как "сарказм" вам знакомо? Так вот, в моем комментарии был именно он. В ответ на сообщение гражданина Каннибала. Перечитайте внимательней - поймете, что имелось ввиду. Может быть.

  • Тогда извиняюсь.. у меня просто ваш ответ не стоял как ответ каннибалу почему то..

  • English, ruski.

  • You are not right. It too humour! Peace, dude! л_л

  • Yeah, right. You just got pissed off and wanted to respond to that song.

    How come that the whole russian nation gets frustrated as soon as someone makes a mockery out of your culture? I mean, come on, get some distance to your heritage. People make fun of Sweden (especially America) all the time but I don't have to bitch about it. Even your government got pissed off.

    You all act like butthurt 7-year olds.

  • Who told you that the whole Russian nation has been frustrated? xD I have casually seen this video on one of forums where all laughed at it ;)

  • All right. Good to see that someone has a sense of humour.

    But overall, I don't get it. Even the Russian embassy here in Stockholm started to whine and bitch. They even demanded an apology for the song.

  • Believe me, all russians have the big sense of humour.The russian embassy in Stockholm probably to be engaged there is nothing more, provocations seem to them everywhere :) sorry for my bad english ;)

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • lol Americans make fun of you and stick to it cuz they are your masters! Ford owns Volvo and what culture do you have? its all earsed or mixed with other ) Russia never brought this up and we didn't make fun of culture nor religion this better not to mess with but u did! Denmark mess with Alah we know the answer!

  • All right, faggot, without the vikings, there would be no Russia. Guess who help you to establish Novgorod?

    So shut the fuck up and stop taking everything so seriously. Who gives a crap about you and your culture? It's just a joke, not a grand delcaration of war.

    Are all slavic persons this dumb?

  • I guess without the vikings there would be Russia. Just a bit different. There is an old proverb: "Свято место пусто не бывает" (Nature abhors a vacuum).

    Answer to your insultive question (BTW, it demonstrates the level of your culture): No.

    Suggestion. When you do something offensive, think about consequences.

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • New clip about Sweden Very funny))) See

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • New funny clip about Sweden! Hahaha)))

    See here

    youtube com/watch?v=Dp_JxatNzH8

  • ахахаха...зачот!!!! ржу нимагу!!! правильно, так их! нех на нас гнать..

  • Ответ шведам на НТВ! Смотрите!

    gruppaplehanovo ru

  • Стас!Молот!Привет Тебе из Одессы от ФАНОВ!Продолжай в том же духе !!!!Че с сайтом то?

  • Спасибо) Ответ шведам на НТВ! Смотрите в моем видео

  • I love the beeps :-)

  • this is for you))) Where are you from?

  • Vallentuna?

  • 25 km north of Stockholm.

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  • The Chinese are learning English, and in India they already know it. Learn English or you will be left behind!

  • lol follow every one! eat shit forget ur culture learn english! thats way u follow so u could make fun of other culture? ХУЙ ВАМ !!!

  • jerseyflex238, culture is not something static. It takes impressions from all directions, assimilates the good parts and evolves. (OK, sometimes we also take on stupid habits like wearing a swimsuit in the sauna and celebrating Halloween :-( ) That's not the same as forgetting one's culture. Learning languages is important for improving the understanding of other cultures. I know a bit of Russian. Who knows, one day I may even understand Russians :-)

  • Snobiker13 (1 час назад), здравствуйте :)Ваша позиция мне симпатична. Но, как сказал Ф. Тютчев:" Умом Россию не понять,

    Аршином общим не измерить.

    У ней особенная стать,

    В Россию можно только верить". :)))

  • Kommentaren245, Вашу шутку про викингов(Рюриков), оценила. А вот то, что все славяне глупы- это в корне неправильное утверждение. Впрочем, есть одна поговорка:"У тех, кто нам нравиться, мы любим даже недостатки, а у тех , кто нам не нравиться, не признаем даже достоинства"

  • No, Russians are definitely not stupid. Just look at who's got the most reliable space transport system.

  • Snobiker13,Спасибо :-), Но у нас много достижений и в других областях :) А, Kommentaren245 , просто не повезло, не с теми славянами (русскими) общался, наверное :)

  • It looks like some idiots don't like your posts and they set "-" on them. Morons.

  • Well, I sometimes use the thumb up or down too. But it's more interesting to get a proper reply. And I have received a few "+" also.

  • lol don't even try to sell ur dead sweedish to me! i don't want to learn culture of uncultured comics! ur culture is swallowed by US and other english speaking countries.WE ARE DIFFERENT THAT WHAT MAKES US SPECIAL! p.s. u won't understand russia with brain at all and especially with one u got right now!

  • jerseyflex238, I see you like rap music. That's not proper Russian culture, is it?

  • lol where u found that??? in ur dreams??? i mean im sorry but rap and all that crap is such a low and degrading music about 3 things hoes, bling, drugs... those ppl have no roots since English Americas Slave traders broke 'em! So now they were basketball stuff cuz thats what they r good at...i c u trying to guess my weak spots... i got NONE!

  • Rap: /watch?v=YbqV9PpObrk&feature=P­layList&p=B12E5BC6FFCD54D1&ind­ex=6

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  • watch?v=xf7obbVxXEY ) the one u talking about is political vid i care less what plays in backround!_

  • Yes, nice poem beautifully read, but you talk too much about wars and conquests. As solne4nay61 pointed out you have lots of other things to be proud of. Be good at your profession, not at dying for your country!

  • u c only way we save little kids like that and our culture is by stoping the agressors( Mongols,Holy Roman Empire, Poland(17th century) ,Sweeden,Prussia, Turkey,Napoleon, Japan,Germany WW1,Stalin, WW2,Cold War,Chechen extremist ) <all of these are biggest aggressions p.s. poem is about strength against nazis of regular man!

  • Peter I didn't attack Sweden to preserve Russian culture. He did it to get territory in the west so he could more easily import western culture. Russia could quite easily have stayed out of the first world war if it hadn't so badly wanted to show its strength. In my opinion the Cold war was more Russia's fault than anybody elses, and there's a great risk that your military actions in Chechnya will be counter-productive.

  • ok Peter the first didn't attack Sweeden period! you know where Poltava is? 2nd blah blah learn history. Cold war is Stalins(Georgian) ambitions he killed 20 million of Russians as much as we lost in ww 2 (27!) 2nd we could do same British Americas did with indians cut every mother*ucker out and live peacefully. p.s. there is no military actions in Chechya terrorist are gone .

  • Yes, American history is a horror story too.

    Peter I started the war together with Poland and Denmark. Karl XII's campaign was a counter-attack.

    So you now plan to take revenge on Georgia for Stalin's reign of terror?

    And you mean that everybody in Chechnya is now happy and loves Russians?