The Typical Ricer!

[kiwimilkable]

LMFAO so true

[HSTxPR0PH37]

oddly enough all cavalier drives look like fat slobs.

[TheSoon2bmarine]

lmao.

[xxfreakshowxx]

rice=Racing inspired cosmetic Enhancements

[jokeclanproductions]

this is a typical ricer!!! they show up in a piece of shit honda ,mad dogg you and stall because they cant drive stick

[gxc0y8q]

That was Fucking gay

[jade0136]

Racers man you dont know how to spell

[PRLatino22]

@jade0136 there called ricers like rice burners. rice burners = honda boys an there loud annoying cars tht sound like there doing 60 when thy are really doing 10 even tho the ricer in this vid was a chevy u get them in all kinds of crap tuner cars

[24DILLIGAF]

@PRLatino22 you do know that back in the 50s rice burner was used as a racial term for asians right? which became adopted to asian vehicles. they were like "machines" that burned rice, rice burner. obviously the term has changed for some but i don't see the logic in calling a poorly modified vehicle, or the person who did the poor modifications, a racial term. but whatever does it for ya.

[DJDunce23]

@jade0136 dude the term "RICERS" is the term used to describe an overly decorated car or a big exhaust that sounds like FART EXAMPLES OF RICERS ARE HONDA

[mcladrifter99]

@DJDunce23 not all hondas are ricers

[V6stangman2007]

@cummingsautocare Ok but I've never seen an Asian below the 60's and I see American cars that old or older all the time

[V6stangman2007]

@MrChrisproductions Let me get this straight Ur saying ur SRT 4 can run 0-60 in 2.8 I call bullshit srt4 are running low 6's - 5.8 to run a 2.8 is to run .4 seconds behind the veyron

[midnite141]

yeah holdin the brake n dumpin the clutch, usually you dont go anywhere. stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!

[0noobcube0]

@midnite141 You understand this was a joke right? Stupid fuck...



[midnite141]

@0noobcube0 you understand i dont give a fuck? stupid bitch

[V6stangman2007]

@FeelinGipper That's racist and retarded when's the last time u seen an Asian car from the 50's , 60's u fucking retard ur stupid like other asian sympathizer

[cummingsautocare]

@V6stangman2007 im sitting next to a 68 datsun 510 right now dummy

[TheHondadirtbiker]

Lets see who's car last the longest ;P

[smoke8761]

Id still rather have the Chevy lol

[poopslurp1]

shitty black car or not thatthing sounded better than the fucking lancer haha fail

[badbowtie81]

stupid

[monkeyjuice565]

that is a ricer



[sickbro91]

Mitsubishi broke down and the wheel was rolling

[brunometer]

Sad and pathetic.

[Hmongpersononly]

LOL this is the retarted video i've ever seen

[n0tjay]

nice



[bernardorenheta]

what is the song at 0:27 ??

[bluenametag]

@bernardorenheta trapt

[bernardorenheta]

@bluenametag thanks

[kingbigdawg9]

lool

[Palasorasrex]

fucken awesome hahahaha

[Asidious]

@KGStud94 45k.. no biggie just a 28k difference in price../sarcasm :$

[Roger0416]

LMFAOOO!!! this is some funny shiiit

[oddis53]

Where is the promised ricer?

[MrJterrey]

Theres 1:17 of my life I can't get back now...thanks

[ch3wyC1rcas]

that car id fucken disgusting and a shame to be driven

[MrFreeze613]

handbrake..



[VideoReply]

The end of this video's url says it all...

[KarenRazer]

Who destroyed the Cavalier's paint ?!?! xD

[EUPHORiCKiD]

Nice Lancer, too bad it's a CVT engine.

[Iamcrago]

@EUPHORiCKiD Yea should of spent the money and got the evo lol.

[EUPHORiCKiD]

@Iamcrago They're just not meant for racing. It is nice seeing the tachometer read less than 3k at 90 miles an hour though lol

[L19R]

@Iamcrago i jeep. jeep drives you. jeep dont break. Jeep dont speed, jeep for mud, Jeep for snow, Jeep 4 Life. I drive Jeep cause Jeep Drives you. Its a Jeep thing and one day you will realize what a Jeep could do. 4.0 5.2 5.7 and Jeep amc 360 5.9 cause its a Jeep life for me Jeep school of hard driving. cause its a Jeep thing you wouldnt understand!

[Iamcrago]

@L19R What are you talking about? Who are you? Oh ya and FUCK Jeep. Period.

[LMFWAHCHING]

@Iamcrago FUCK YOU NIGGA

[sikkunntstarks]

its not funny u fat fuck!!!!!!!!!!1

[HistoryHmoobGuy]

Fat typical cracker in a piece of shit chevy is suppose to represent a "Ricer'' ?

Japanese cars are ten times better then redneck piece of shit cars !

TYPICAL CRACKERS !!!

[Jeffreyrno]

@HistoryHmoobGuy typical nigger



[phsyk210]

Hey feelingipper look up Le Mans races you ignorant fuck take ur shitbox of a car n drive off a cliff u wanna real race test my shit out my WS6 LS1 with LS6 heads and intakemanifold swap will trash u n ur moms ride and what ever else u got only a buster bitch like u would think imports are cool I eat sti n shit out ferrari's so come on other wise get off youtube n grow up n stop suckin mamas tit

[gconneely92]

@phsyk210 why do I get a feeling this is sarcastic?

[matthewmolburg]

Couldn't splurg for the RalliArt or the Evo?

[KGStud94]

@matthewmolburg you must not know how much an evo is...

[texasbmx246]

Chevy cavalier would whip that ass

[xXHEELTOEXx]

@texasbmx246 Yeah. Whip its ass...To the junkyard.

[texasbmx246]

@xXHEELTOEXx There's no paint on it, which means its faster

[xXHEELTOEXx]

@texasbmx246 oh man i totally forgot that paint weighs like 300 pounds. It'd totally rape bro.

Good eye man.

[texasbmx246]

@xXHEELTOEXx Exactly, paint weighs more than anything else on the car

[texasbmx246]

@texasbmx246 Automaticaly

[xXHEELTOEXx]

@texasbmx246 lol

[FFTG]

So lemme get this straight, the Geo is the ricer and the Mitsubishi Lancer isn't?

I think we're a little confused on the "rice" stereotype.

[Hobomedic]

@FFTG The lancers stock, Ricer doesn't mean asian. Fart can, Canadian tire rims, a plastic hood scoop and subs. While neither of these cars is really "rice" the cavalier fits the profile more. Shitty spray paint job, and bad rims.

[kokolistic]

0:27 never say no to the panda

[jondrew1]

lol!

[Boomstick9472]

Very entertaining this was sweet....no lie

[eeeen321]

LMFAO! this is awesome

[dudemrkeewwl28]

@mattygoog fuck that pos

[xkiller01x3pecx]

fuck jap crap!

[kovah5925]

its funny to me

[redline4lyfe302]

gay as cavalier....cavaliers are a disgrace to the car especially this one smh

[jncastillo87]

gay

[midnightjumper348]

that 2.2L in the black car Is a hell of allot stronger than most ppl would think i mean yeah its not a Bugatti but its a bad ass engine for what it is an it only has has power when you get it to around 2,500 - 3,500 rpm but before that your delivering full wine glasses with no problem :)- Unless its a 2.8L an thats a whole different ballgame

[sspeed112579]

@midnightjumper348 ummm no its not... i destroyed a friend of mines caviler and he had a full exaust upgrade with an upgraded intake.. with my 92 325i.. as well as a 240sx.

[jrodthegreat1]

@sspeed112579 i destroyed all you mentioned in my 1965 factory five cobra 427 replica....i have no qualms with sticking you....ya dick

[sspeed112579]

@jrodthegreat1 Well thats a different story thats a sweet ass car and i wasnt try to be dick i was just sayin cavilers arent shit nor are there engines... an lemme slap a turbo and a chip on my bemmer and and ill roast your ass : )

[jrodthegreat1]

@sspeed112579 i know you weren't trying to be a dick i was kind of just trolling...Anyway as much as i want one i don't have a factory five cobra... but still a cobra weighing 2500 lbs with 550 hp and 500 lb.ft of tq haha would smoke just about anything...esp on the corners... like they say the cheapest hp is weight loss

[sspeed112579]

@jrodthegreat1 ill be honest mustangs and cobras arent the best when it comes to corning.... great for straight aways though.

[SN1PERNOSNIPING]

Hahahahahaha. Great video!

[lSd3d]

I am going to laugh forever at you pussies fighting in the fucking youtube comments field... you need some outside time.

[JoesShow42109]

just saying you could have least got a ricer instead of a chevy cavalier and now back to me calling your car a ricer is because the cavalier is american made!!!!!!!!!

[darkrocker246]

Stfu with the muscle vs import argument, there are good domestic cars AND good imports. They both have ricer shit boxes as well as tune-able monsters, saying a car is better simply because of the country that made it is moronic.

[5printR]

I bet you guys think your funny.

[winwin4200]

@Metallica4ever1995 You got no clue what the fuck ur talking about. U make yourself look pathetic. Clearly you dont know what your talking about

[Metallica4ever1995]

Haha anyone who thinks a foreign car is cool needs to GTFO, it all bout American Muscle, so get ur 4 cylinder piece of shit back overseas and keep em away from our Real cars, The only people who buy ricers r the ones who cant afford an american muscle, they would rather throw whatever cash they have into a shitter that says Nissan or Toyota on it... Step up and buy a Camaro bro

[flattoprulez]

@Metallica4ever1995 I'm guessing you're another Chevy guy.

[htown1283]

@Metallica4ever1995 My Evo costed $38K....how much did your whatever cost you?

[davidavasquezii]

@Metallica4ever1995 you want to run your camero with a GTR?

[FeelinGipper]

@Metallica4ever1995 You sir need to GTFO. American muscle is junk. I don't think there has ever been one American car to win in any autosport besides NASCAR and NASCAR shouldn't even be considered a sport. I would love to see the look on your face when you see my Subaru WRX do a 10 sec 1/4 mile. Wouldn't call that gay no would you... BTW camaros are faggot high schooler cars.

[NATHANLATRODICK]

@FeelinGipper BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A SUBARU MAKE 10? HAHAHA I SEE MUSCLE CARS DOING 4 AND I HAVE NO DOUBT THEY DOING LESS. YOU CANT TALK SHIT IF YOU DONT KNOW OF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. STUPID RICER KID.

[FeelinGipper]

@NATHANLATRODICK wait a minute. do you own a fast car? probably not...

[NATHANLATRODICK]

@FeelinGipper HAHAHA STUPID KID. YOU DONT KNOW ME. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO DRIVE YOUR GROCERY SHITY CAR.

[FeelinGipper]

@NATHANLATRODICK What, is your fucking caps lock stuck on from all the jizz in your keyboard? Go do something else besides masturbate and troll on Youtube all day. Maybe go work on a car, fuckin' troll. Oh btw, I'm assuming by your ignorance to not answer my question that you probably drive your moms car or that you don't have a drivers license...

[NATHANLATRODICK]

@FeelinGipper HAHAHA!!! A TROLL TELLING OTHER PERSON TO NOT TROLLING. OMG!!! STUPID KID, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. BUT COME ON AND REPLY ME AGAIN. LET'S SEE HOW STUPID ARE YOU IN TRYING TO HIDE YOUR REAL TROLL FACE.

[FeelinGipper]

@NATHANLATRODICK Wow, whatever, bro. If you have nothing constructive to say then i'm done here. You obviously don't have anything to back up the words that are coming out of that gaping hole on your face. Maybe one day you'll be able go driving without your mom in the passenger seat...

[NATHANLATRODICK]

@FeelinGipper YOU SAY, ''YOU HAVE NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY?'' AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALK A LOT OF SHIT IN THIS VIDEO? YOU, LIKE A TROLL, YOU ARE A TOTAL DISASTER. GO, GRAB YOUR HONDA SHITIC AND TRY TO RACE AGAINST A REAL SPORT CAR. YOU WILL BE KILLED BY INHALE THE SMOKE OF HIS WHEELS.

[FeelinGipper]

@NATHANLATRODICK dude, you have the grammar skills of a 2 year old... I don't need some faggot to tell me what I just said, I know how to fucking read, dumbass! I'd really like to know what knowledge you have about any kind of automotive technology? Don't call me the troll when you were the one who came on here and replied to my first comment because you had to fulfill your whorish need for attention, troll. Is there anything even constructive about this video? No...

[NATHANLATRODICK]

@FeelinGipper HAHA YOU CALL ME TROLL? AND WHY IS EVERYONE REPLY YOU WITH COMMENTS OF HATE ON YOU? OH MAN YOU NEED TO GROW UP.

[beautyfromblindeyes]

@NATHANLATRODICK Do you know English? Or are you Japanese?

[GLExxTigersxx]

@FeelinGipper u need to do some research kid...ever heard of a ford gt500...american winning legend

[FeelinGipper]

@GLExxTigersxx at what? going in a straight line?

[GLExxTigersxx]

@FeelinGipper how about the lemans

[FeelinGipper]

@GLExxTigersxx I google searched "GT500 Lemans winner", nothing came up except for shit in the 1960's...

[Metallica4ever1995]

@FeelinGipper Haha wow r u serious? American Muscle will tear u gay ass Subaru up, my advice to u is sell that piece of shit and get a real car... Camaro is not a faggot high school car, everyone who is smart gets one, or a Mustang, or Challenger. just u pieces of shit who support foreign "cars" get those gay ass Subarus... Its ok lil kid, someday u will grow up

[mattygoog]

@Metallica4ever1995 itsa mitsubshi lancer

[FeelinGipper]

@Metallica4ever1995 I'd like to see what you and your fanboy butt buddies own. Nothing, thats why you all drive your moms cars. Get a life, bud. You guys just can't come to terms with how a motor with half the liters and cylinders can put down some junky "muscle car" like a horse with a broken leg. My car has smoked everything from Mustangs, Camaros, Challengers, Chargers, 350zs, Evo's, and Supras. Don't tell me to grow up when you're the one who has the ignorance to say stupid shit like this.

[sspeed112579]

@Metallica4ever1995 ummm sir your very wrong there a subaru wrx sti will smoke a mustang alllllll day ive seen it happen to gts an cobras....same with camaros... im not saying there slow but they cant compete with the wrx sti's an im talkin about bone stock put a chip in and they have no chance at all.. sorry dude.. Oh an btw all wheel drive smokes front and rear wheel drive off the line ALLLL DAY

[FeelinGipper]

American 4 cylinder = ricer

Japanese 4 cylinder = cool

[InUrfacetoast]

@FeelinGipper I think you mixed those two up.

[bmorris12921]

A riceburner is any Asian made car.

[FeelinGipper]

@bmorris12921 Too bad Asian made cars are built better than American made cars... 

[InUrfacetoast]

@FeelinGipper Its too bad that your a fucking idiot and think that.

[FeelinGipper]

@InUrfacetoast U mad bro?

[FeelinGipper]

@InUrfacetoast Let me guess, you probably think NASCAR and drag racing are true autosports?

[thomasj1026]

@FeelinGipper actually they are....stock car racing (nascar) been around a long fucking time before your foreign competitions if you think going around a turn at 180-200+ mph aint driving while you have other cars on your bumper and knowing when to use your boost and how to draft and how to conserve your gas by cutting off the engine during turns....oh wait you probably thought they just floored it the whole time

[thomasj1026]

@FeelinGipper not true at all....only the high end vehicles are good and that goes with any make......i mean really how many junked honda civic and accord do you see? hell of a lot....how many junk crown vics? hell of a lot. lol

[bmorris12921]

Some of you need to understand the meaning of a ricer before you open your mouths. R.I.C.E. (race inspired cosmetic enhancements) is putting on universal spoliers, crappy body kits, hubcaps etc. You just want your car to look fast, and yes, any car can be a ricer.

[rambow70]

Why did some wheel just roll across the shot? aha

[talon8585]

I hear a decent CAI in the Cav



[Pitchblac7]

I LOL'd like a bitch when i saw this! the stalling at the end was fuckin hilarious!

[solarlightning]

both of those cars arent ricers lol.. the chevys a POS and doesnt really have anything that RICE on it and the lancer is stock

[JoesShow42109]

the lancer is the ricer the other car is a chevy and the lancer isn't even a evo

[FreeRunMonster802]

@JoesShow42109 how is the Lancer a ricer? its stock. and not everyone who drives a lancer can afford an evo, thats liek saying everyone who owns a mustang should just have the gt500. fucking moron.

[Kiyoshi210]

I can make crappy videos degrading muscle too. Come to think of it, my brothers camaro was primered almost like that.

[Djcrazykidd]

Aw dude ,You stalled it!!!

[cubx1979]

The Cavy is American, so wouldn't that make it corn or some other vegy, instead of rice?

[Louisrph]

Hahaha amazing that's the truth with the pussies and their Hondas

[themidnightdaylight]

lol Short but sweet... Love the primer 

[ccshufflers]

AHHAHAHAH THE WHEEL JUST FUCKING MADE ME PISS MY SELF LOL fgwefg

[ccshufflers]

AHHAHAHAH THE WHEEL JUST FUCKING MADE ME PISS MY SELF LOL

[ccshufflers]

AHHAHAHAH THE WHEEL JUST FUCKING MADE ME PISS MY SELF LOL

[RedResurrections]

does mommy dress you

[tommyboi887]

I don't care who ya' are.. That was funny.

[1983vanillasky]

son of Chack Norris

[Boasandpythons]

A CIRCUIT CITY?!

[mikeybush2]

@jerry061309 if he was a Paul Walker wanna be, he'd drive a skyline and the characters name is Brian O'Conner, Paul Walker is the actor

[Timothy212007]

Chevy: i sound better, Mitsubishi: I look better, Chevy: Vrooooom Stall, Mitsubishi: AUDIOS SUCKA!! HA HA HA HA

[EvolutionIX219]

@tradingcarz it's a lancer not an Evo jackass

[ShaLikeAh]

Lol!

[DK99824]

Since when do ricers listen to metal?

[fluffykittynoodles]

@DK99824 that is definitely not metal.

[MustangRicoB]

thx! i got a laugh out of it



[HighxTech]

LOOL

[jerry061309]

paul walker wannabe vs fatass

[jaysizzlecity2]

thats funny..........

[TradingCarz]

the funny thing is the dude in the Evo looks gay while the ricer is just fat lol

[jrcr1]

ive got a mitsu outlander sport and just cause it has shift paddles that doesn't make it a race car, im sure my 2 year old would enjoy it, but the wife not so much

[CODMW254]

nice songs hahahaha

[ThaRealHipHop2008]

the tire!! LMAOL

[Mr06dodge]

Funny.



[homgrownbud]

Typical nerd and fat kid FAIL next video

[lucki801]

0:24 calculator watch ftw! lol.

[KidStevie12]

i have a Mitsubishi Lancer and i refuse to do any modifications to it. I'm saving to get American Muscle so my family doesn't disown me.

[silentknight1984]

this video is effin HILARIOUS

[ya540]

* stall stall stall wlks out and leaves* ahah

[Illinoisboy94]

Dude, this is hilarious.... idk who would thumbs down it.

[radiowithbigl]

that black car was sweet



[RenagadeWolf]

Haha handbrake was up XD

[planbsk8er385]

u keep stallin bro--lol

[krewrules]

Rolling tire at 1:02 ???? lol the eff

[gmpushrodpower]

"ricer" is bodykits wings and stuff

but "riceburner" is any asian made car

theres a difference.

[Thatonedude321404]

@mzak89 lolololol why are bashing him on his 400hp evo? On a real track(circuit racing) the evo would blow the door's off anything you drive, 400hp in an evo is like saying " Ya the car beat's lambo's stock now let's add more power to go after better cars." Go back to focusing on how loud you'r SUB'S sound & the people that you annoy.

[gatoradeisfuel123]

lol



[krewrules]

my 4 banger evo IX makes over 400whp. come at me bro.

[mzak89]

@krewrules funniest thing ive heard all day, WOW 400rwhp.

[bigdougo]

@mzak89 I wouldn't laugh, I've seen a 900 hp Evo, so 400 is NOT hard to do and stock Evo's are deffinately respectable

[krewrules]

@mzak89 400 for a bolt-on evo is not bad at all. I'm on pump with no alky, so I can't really go above 22ish psi.... I am set up to run e85 and turn my boost up to 28-30 range, but there is only 1 station where I live, and it's not worth it..... Light to light I beat 90% of cars so I can't really complain.

PS. "400rwhp" makes you sound like a dumb fuck... Its not rear wheel drive punk.

[TheJugsGaming]

@mzak89 rwhp? are you retarded?

[DJALIENPHANTOM]

lol

[brandon6pk]

i pick the cavalier just because its American! and it doesnt need a turbo to be cool, just a rattle can of flat black lol,

[ikeepzitclean]

lol at da end... he just leaves it there like "fuk it!" lmao

[hennessyviper]

hahahaha