Bedding a celebrity is like prom - a big expensive build-up of false perceptions resulting in a quick guaranteed letdown once you realize the celebrity is often bored, depressed, and worn. They forgot about the most important detail: the soul selling occult sacrifice part. I still want to nail Kim K though, despite all the trouble it would take.
What I want to know, did anyone actually try doing this shit yet? Shit, I am madly in love with Jake Gyllenhaal but I would never 'read up' on gossip magazines. Screw that. Those rags are full of lies, and most likely they won't respect you if you believe all that hype.
You'll notice they don't deal with men who would like to seduce a celebrity woman. Because that's about as likely as my seducing Michelle Obama (or wanting to).
wow first you have to stalk a celebrity, manage to get into celebrity clubs,make one like you, be a celebrity assistant then become a backing singer, work in Movies or TV and talk on a reality TV show??
I like the English guys better.
TheSlackerkid114 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you think why you need this..
Us3r96 10 months ago
I'd take the girl in this video.
bizman100u 1 year ago
this is more like stalking a celebrity
ibzicraz 1 year ago
i want 2 seduce Selena Gomez!!!, pls tell me anyone
TamilRajaVideos 1 year ago
LOL yeh cuz everyone has the time and monwy for this o.o
JorFAceIsGay 1 year ago
step one...
be attractive
well fuck this shit i give up already. next video.
kakakarlyn 1 year ago 3
Own Wilson? sigh.
blakedudemanguy 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Please kill yourselves.
ShatteredGrace15 1 year ago
...but what about the boys?
StaraziaSelin66 1 year ago
I'm gonna try this on megan fox
VitalFlame 1 year ago
How to be a STAR FKR
DvDPlaya 1 year ago
lol this is so stupid
initialZEN 1 year ago
who cares about how to secuduce a celebrity, im only interested in doing her
LFRE2008 1 year ago
The golden rule: Tits of GTFO
DJMEELAAAAR 1 year ago 7
Wow those steps a eassssy.
*Neat sarcasm on the interweb*
jardidge 1 year ago
these are tutorials i hate on youtube. it's a joke,girls!! don't follow their "rules" make your own.
GadgetVision 1 year ago 5
If all else fails, go find tiger woods
marth1800 1 year ago 12
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iirfaithless 1 year ago
Step 1 - Be attractive. Priceless.
Wait, no. I thought it was a joke, but no.
iirfaithless 1 year ago
what a load of shit o_O
Jinnhotaru 1 year ago
this is fucking stupid
kirknasty 1 year ago 3
@kirknasty If I could thumbs this up x1,000,000 I would.
DarkraiPwnz0rz 1 year ago
like anyone will be able to do this
ThisIsNarnia1 1 year ago
those aren't steps, those are different alternatives
McSnookerman 1 year ago 2
How To Be a Fame Whore.
Foxyclooty123 1 year ago 2
Sounds like every other girl really =|
tazzy191 1 year ago
I usually like video jug but this is just...wow (in a not so good way).
ca1cifer 1 year ago
Funniest video EVER!...
but stupid...
Edor12345 1 year ago
Bedding a celebrity is like prom - a big expensive build-up of false perceptions resulting in a quick guaranteed letdown once you realize the celebrity is often bored, depressed, and worn. They forgot about the most important detail: the soul selling occult sacrifice part. I still want to nail Kim K though, despite all the trouble it would take.
riotgearhead 1 year ago
SLUT fucking GoldDIGGER!!
Jebrone 1 year ago
Are they serious??!?!
Elfin300 1 year ago
You should show this in action lol
Wonderxandra 1 year ago
Wow more like how to be a stalker!
burningSunset78 1 year ago 6
What I want to know, did anyone actually try doing this shit yet? Shit, I am madly in love with Jake Gyllenhaal but I would never 'read up' on gossip magazines. Screw that. Those rags are full of lies, and most likely they won't respect you if you believe all that hype.
urmom2008 1 year ago
the should be name How to be sad and pathetic
AndThenThereWere6 1 year ago
At least they did one somewhat humorous this time.
TheEmptySpiral 1 year ago
are you kidding me! Ummm some of these men are married.
BeeAngelful 1 year ago
how to be a bad human being more like
ziggy2070 1 year ago
(0:47) *cough* Gold-digger *cough cough*
silntdoogood 1 year ago
yeh right.. good luck
ellee92 1 year ago
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ellee92 1 year ago
Fuck yes, I can shag Owen Wilson's nose!
unsubbed >_>
MelleB90 1 year ago
you need to have alot of free time lol
seygra20 1 year ago
pah, thats just rubbish, for the normal mortal being its just impossible to seduce for real well known celebrities, you wont even come near him/her
Ueberlegsdir2mal 1 year ago
People here really take it serious, like they really need help for this... grow up kids or GTFO! This is mature humor only! 5*
CircusPark48 1 year ago
Celebrities need to seduce me, i don't.
googleccd079 1 year ago
this sounds horrible! :O this is a total slut/ gold digger for you!
Jebrone 1 year ago 3
guys guys guys shes american sounding! WOOOOOW
cuzwereacool2 1 year ago
iv tried this, and it works.
Tsoma1 1 year ago 4
???? o.O
HellJanemba 1 year ago
Thanks video jug now i can fuck Danny Devito!
daxter34 1 year ago 7
=_=
It´s so lame it isn´t even funny
RandallFaraday 1 year ago 5
because all these scenarios ARE possible.
glasseyelashes 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSSSS
TheSGXile 1 year ago
OMG How much chances are there?
theprankguy 1 year ago
Is this a joke?
bblade919 1 year ago 7
i want to meet the person that actually follows this how to, haha.
iatemyhomework 1 year ago
this is unreal .
musiclover324 1 year ago
How to Seduce a Celebrity
1. Plastic
2.Surgery
lamchop576 1 year ago 67
I want to seduce C-list celebrities.
AndresUppsala1 1 year ago 3
Owen Wilson. LOL
311fob 1 year ago 4
wtf is this shit? lol
mazhas08 1 year ago
number 7 should have been "become a contestant on jersey shore and turn into an asshole"
Deadlyjav45 1 year ago
hahaha, do you think this will actually work? (:
ohjesusitstoni 1 year ago
WTF? It should be called "how to be a psycho stalker" instead....
x0kitkatx0 1 year ago 8
mhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm FAIL!
JustBeingMeNdUBeinU 1 year ago 3
real title: how to be a slut
SkateDontDie 1 year ago 109
@SkateDontDie A celebrity slut.
prowlinglunatic 1 year ago 2
@SkateDontDie That, or: how to be a major stalker... :S
BrainyBabe24 1 year ago
@BrainyBabe24 xD
SkateDontDie 1 year ago
jude law? really?
goldendragonbringer 1 year ago
so in short how to become a hooker and get close so you can start giving free Bjs in the hopes that youll ride the money train ..
nowayiwill 1 year ago 4
Seriously, some videos are useful
But this kind of video asks me this question : Unsubscribing ?...
spawn52 1 year ago 3
@spawn52 its not serious
pwnsomenubs 1 year ago
their next video should be: How to make a stupid how to video
geshovski 1 year ago 2
You'll notice they don't deal with men who would like to seduce a celebrity woman. Because that's about as likely as my seducing Michelle Obama (or wanting to).
andyandymax 1 year ago
wow first you have to stalk a celebrity, manage to get into celebrity clubs,make one like you, be a celebrity assistant then become a backing singer, work in Movies or TV and talk on a reality TV show??
Who this person is VERY LUCKY!!!!
kungfoolai 1 year ago
This should be renamed to "Inspiration for creepy celebrity stalkers"
MyConscienceHatesMe 1 year ago
lol,should be renamed how to become a psycho stalker !
75DianeM 1 year ago
so you need to become a celebrity to do a celebrity?
guldrev 1 year ago
lol...I think i'm gonna unsub,
alapunk13 1 year ago 2
Seriously videojug? *unsubscribes*
cokker 1 year ago
now everybody can fuck megan fox
timeless0076 1 year ago
wow
justanotherdruid 1 year ago
this is ridiculously stupid but keep the good jokes coming though videojug
Uppertaker510 1 year ago
This is the stupidest video I have ever seen on videojug. That girls a pathetic whore.
icecool1065 1 year ago 3
Say I wanted to date Madison Scott or Mason Moore... how would I "seduce", or w/e, them?
and please trolls, don't say rape... =.=''
andreasfr1 1 year ago
@andreasfr1 cloroform and if that fail. mind control is a sure win
guldrev 1 year ago
@guldrev I would facepalm, but you have a point...
though... I wanna date, and I don't think she'd like being chloroformed all the time...
andreasfr1 1 year ago
@andreasfr1 well that makes thing alittle harder
guldrev 1 year ago
i hope its just a joke
JimPanC 1 year ago 3
stalk the fuckers!
porridgeeveryday 1 year ago
shes a hotty
rozzalenda123 1 year ago
Your doing it wrong. :(
PennyDropper 1 year ago
and how do you appear on tv huh?
gr8gunner101 1 year ago
worst video !!
theworrior201 1 year ago
how dare you suggest dany davito isn't attractive
TwatsPartyHouse96 1 year ago
omg it's a JOKE jeez. xD
SuperShortyCharz 1 year ago
Is that juste for... useless people?
Rom153153 1 year ago
this is bad kind of thing that gets footballers in trouble
spencera11 1 year ago
this is soooo shite
oOoCRAIGoOo 1 year ago
Done. yeah right :\
test804 1 year ago
WTF is this?
MJDreamWalker13 1 year ago
Does this work for anyone or is it just celebrities?
Or is it just on people who think they are Celebrities?
PolTehPwnage 1 year ago
First?
Dino1482 1 year ago