[Parody] Hikaripop Short :: The Near Show (Episode 2)

[desisweirdworld]

lol i can imagine near doing this

[monstercuppycakes]

I lmfao'ed. <3

[MzSango]

Chi chi chia!

[LaurelKath]

I LOVE this! SO FUNNY!

[MissEsme90]

APPLE

[MissEsme90]

APP

[Dino2muffins2rawr]

lol the beginning sounded like the beginning of hetalia! :D i think :3 right? :(

[PPOshipper101]

0:06-0:08 What did Near say? I'm a strange spirit?

Near: Ohhh Light-o, ohhh Light-o, eat my DICK!

Light: ...Okay.

lol X'DDDDD

[ChomoChomp]

@PPOshipper101 Boku wa eru desu. xD

[PPOshipper101]

@ChomoChomp Just proves that I have bad hearing. XD I am L. ll Ok, thx! XD

[PPOshipper101]

@ChomoChomp  lol

[nearHEARTSchocolate]

I want the beginning as a ringtone

[gaaragirl365]

Just sayin.... About 15,000 of those views are mine... You other 659... Well done! :D lol

[xChiyukix]

"i'm gonna throw light in a pool of AIDS"

[pieisnotcake]

IM GONNA POUR WATER ALL OVER YOUR HEAD AND WATCH IT GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. XD never gets old, but with chia pets youll have to soke his head in water for a couple of days :). i know this from experience. i saw the instructions and im like screw that! and i took it back and got something else instead. X)

[deathspirit5]

are there any more episodes!? its soo funnyy

[eurekanaruto]

I wish this was my ringtone!!!

[emoskittlez100]

APPLE

[beccal47]

N:" from the big apple"

Ryuk: apples!!!!!!!

ME :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[FirePrincess6]

the pool of aids parts is where i lose my composure and just laugh my ass off.

[Justiiney]

How did you auto-tune your voice? I've been looking for a program XD.

[RyukRyukRyuk3]

Near:Ohhh Light-o

Near:Ohhh Light-o

Near:Eat

Near:My

Near:DICK

Ryuk:(lowly said)Okay

[MrHahderia]

APPLE.

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

OoOoOoOooo Light-o...

Eat

My

DICK

[Maylu7676]

Near is a better singer than Lady Gaga. :D

[spacefacefreak2]

chi-chi-chi- chiaaaaaaaa!! pet.

then I'm gonna throw light into a pooooooooooooool!! of aids.

[WingedWolf1727]

This just made my week xDDD you are awesome!! You somehow made near Cool!!!

[TheOlivesAreGreen]

Congratulations. You have managed to make Near likeable.

eat My DICK!!!!!

[ForgetMeNot900]

HAhahaha, oh shit I lost it! X'D

[gypsyhoufek5050]

can you please make a third?PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabyMia0101]

I want the Near Show to be turned into a song. Seriously.

[MyChocolateLove]

That begging song, my ringtone :3.

[deathnote136]

Pool of AIDS=Light falling into that dirty ass puddle when Matsuda shot him? o.O

[linz1995]

I was humming this song in my head during school, CURSE YOU!

=D

[xMeliMoonshinex]

He should have used autotune.

I'd love Near ever moar, although I doubt I can do that because I love him a lot.

[xPinkCirnox]

This video inspired my dad to buy me an Obama chia pet for my birthday after I proceeded to sing the Chia theme over and over again around the house.

Thank you.

[canihaveacookieplzz]

I DEMAND MOAR AUTOTUNE NEAR.

Because this is damn hilarious xD

[scapegoat999]

Oh Light-o

Oh Light-o!

Eat

My

DICK!

lol

[ROOKI3LINKX]

ch-ch-ch CHIA

[CaptainRupeez]

chi-chi-chi-chiaaa pet.

[xPinkCirnox]

"...A pool of-

YEEAAAAAH!"

[commanderwaffle]

LMAO

I knew Near had the music in him XD

[xPinkCirnox]

This series BETTER last long, this is hysterical!

[natasaur626]

wow. lmao ive watched this video a million times. i crack up at the line about throwing Light in a pool of aids.great vids. lol i love your channel @Hikaripop!

[destinyhascheatedme]

In the big apple!

Ryuk: APPLES?

[AdanteYuroku]

If Near actually used AutoTune programming the actual show it probably would've confused the f*ck out of Light...lol.

[Ariyah102]

this was funny i liked this

[The13thKitteh]

I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a video. Honestly.

[RedGhost0]

@The13thKitteh At or because of?

[The13thKitteh]

@RedGhost0 Because of.

[feedkirbypoop]

@Eeryrisx im just saying hikaripop cant pronounce shit

[nearthe2nd]

lol did light say okay lol he is gay lol

[NbroadcastingSystem]

It's a really amusing video Yami, it made me laugh the idea of throwing Light in a pool of aids sounds good :) -Near

[feedkirbypoop]

@Eeryrisx says you who pronouces raito Light-o or yagami as yegami or mikami as mihkami

[NannerCuppycake]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhaha­hahahahahahhahahahahahahhajhah­ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahha­ah. i'm fucking dying dude. this is the only time near has ever been cool ever. lol.

POOOL of aids. yeeeeah.

hahah

[karai18]

"Eat my Dick" Okay I wasn't expecting that one coming =D

[animeandstorycats]

I'm in love with this video :3 you should make a Mello Show!

[inusfullmetalangel]

omg this is great almost died of laughter <3

[KiraIsNoGod]

Aizawa's a Chia pet 8D

[qwertyqeys]

Groooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ch-ch-ch-chia!

[NearXGenesis4eva]

I love this it's epic! GO NEAR..I hope you make more soon ^^

[cynn112]

Ha, Parody of Hetalia opening~ Love this.

[Bilb1115]

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA....pet

EPICNESS owo

[anime4eva14]

auto tune makes EVERYTHING sound better~

[meyuuu]

LOL!!! I LAUGHED SOOO HARD AT THE GOOD MORNING ASIANS XDDDDDDDDD Omg. XD

[maryberyboo]

That was epic!!! Make another or Near will pour water all over your head and watch it gro~~~~w!!

[iamLawlietRyuzaki]

Lol This is soooooo Funneh!!!!

[MrWeasley1]

Near's voice is actually pretty close to the original.

[shizuka139]

Near: Big apppllleeee

Ryuk: APPLE!

Rofl. Gotta love Ryuk! <3 I think I love Near more now. o.O

[DeathNoteFan34]

XDDD so funny

near: Light-o eat my dick

light: okay

xD

[sikids3d]

Near: Ohhh Light-o (x2) Eat my DICK

lght: okay....

XD (bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!)

[RyukRyukRyuk3]

@sikids3d It was acutually Ryuk.

Sadly

[chocolatebar2]

"comin from you live from the big apple!" "APPLE!" XD

[chocolatebar2]

i love sounding auto tuned XDD its so much fun!

[Kyokoon64]

Nears the new T-Pain xD

[Darkrose40]

boku wa enu desu means "I'm Near" right?

[MissReige]

@Darkrose40 Yep.

[temaripower]

@Darkrose40 right :P

[Darkrose40]

LMAO plz make more Near videos XD

[eternalXxXmemorys]

Light: A Pool Of-

Near- YEEEEAAHHHH

Light: Near-

Near-YEAAAAHH?

EPIC!

[TheyWereYou]

Near = T-pain? xDD

[tdibunny121]

I LOL'ed so hard

[kittycatgirl1477]

I'm gonna pour water all over your head and watch it grow...as if Light's head wasn't big enough already :3

[avengers9111]

Cha cha cha chia XD  I remmember those XD

[NekoHitsugayaTaicho]

@Sasuvale It means I am N.

[Sasuvale]

and I gotta know what Boku wa enu desu means....

[NnysSexyAssistant]

@Sasuvale

I think it means "I am L"

O_o I'm not sure though lol

and "Chi chi chi chia pet" lol!

[maryberyboo]

@Sasuvale it means something like "I am N" ._.

[Sasuvale]

Im gonna throw Light in a pool of Aids~~~

ohhh ohh a good good night of feeling goood goood

[indievideos]

I'd love to hear the making of this with the dialog without autotune xD

[kalilmay]

lmao Axis Powers Hetalia!!!

[KymiraChan15]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! OMFGF!!!

[jacobbdoesntsparkle]

ch-ch-chia pet XD

[2Paulaa7]

hahaha i luv near's show XDD

[Noec007]

awesome! : D

[fRoZeNcRiCkEtS]

"A pool of-"

"YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!"

xD

[73HL337M45735]

LOL. i love the near show :3

both episodes are hilarious. keep it up ^^

[Kodocha7]

i need moar near show plz

[Kodocha7]

lol yay im so happy that you made this "OOOOOOH LIGHTOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOH LIGHTOOOOOOOOOOOOO EATTTTTTTTTT MAH DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" I LOVE THAT LINE FOR SOME REASON THANKS TO YOU WHENEVER I COSPLAY NEAR I WILL SHOUT EAT MY DICK AT PEOPLE LOL

[Brightfur10]

I can't stop laughing. You gave me hiccups.. from laughing.

[goku2324]

I love this video!!!!

[Corvigryph]

Now did you say "Boku wa INU desu" or "Boku wa ERU desu"?

[Hikaripop]

@Corvigryph :C

I-Inu...? I do not use such words for Near, he is not a dog ;__;

It's "Enu" desu, as in N, as in Near. ;__;

[Corvigryph]

OH ok then :3

[MrDrianger]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

of aids.

[ultimateanime5000]

LMFAO"I am a spotlight whore(x3) bokura eru des,lol

NEAR ON AUTOTUNE FTW

[dontletmegothruyou]

lovee the near show!

[Gaarabelle]

lmao! SOO happy you amde another one!

hehehe

autotune

[akiixlee]

Goood moorningg asianns~

[InoYamanaka7]

this made near look like an ass hole lol. In a good way people! The chia pets was genius and I couldn' t stop laughing!

[anname91]

this is so funny!! all i can say is that light-o is sooooo wrong: there is no poor humor here :/ i hope The Near Show will have many episodes!

[LaughingWafflesPro]

I lol'd at "I'm gonna throw Light in a Poooooo~~~ooooool!! Of AIDS!" Lolz XD "Oh, Lighto. Eat my Dick!" XD Genious!

[deadfromboredom]

GOOD MORNING ASIANS

IN LOS ANGELES!

[swishygirl]

near sounded like cartman at 0:51 -0:55

[cluckeythe2]

yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah~~~~~~~~~~~

[cookiegurl777]

every time i watch it, it gets funnier HAHAH

[Petos17]

AWSOME ch-ch-ch-chia lol

[yumikenji]

I died XD

[Tigerwolf890]

this was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o funny. and to tell the truth i dont like near that much.

[jjjjjjoney]

I'm gunna throw light in a poooooo~~~ooooool!!!1 -OF AIDS XD lol

[rimd123]

haha this was soooo funneh

[warning746]

LOL!!!!!!

[MellowJelly]

CH-CH-CH-CHIA LOL~~~ 5 STARS XD

[MeggChan]

Such epic lawlz XDD

[GoblinQueenSarah]

That was hilarious! you are amazing.

[inuharrytwiclique]

Now i wish the song was on itunes! It goes straight to the top of my charts ^-^

[kellyraye815]

LOL OH MY GOD THIS IS MY KIND OF SONG XD

the "im gonna pour water all over your head and watch it grow" made me fuckign lose it XD oh near and him picking on aizawa!!! HAHAHH

throwing light into a pool of aids was fucking great too XD

[CherryPuff42]

Love. Hikaripop is win. Epic win.

[BlotofBlood]

I am laffin SOOO hard, I drooled all over my laptop!

EPIC LULZ!!

[MagicalMuffinMadness]

I'm srsly dying of rofl'z over here

[IxHeartxMusic14]

lmao i love this! XD 5 stars and fav :P (weird sense of humor)

[rawrzez]

Oh, Near. You make us LOL.

[310KP]

lol first picture near took a shit XD

[Hikaripop]

@310KP Exactly why you should watch out for flying Nears.

[YouAreMyExeption]

this is so freaken great! you guys and awesome......i'm gonna randomly tell my friend pool of aids tommorow! in front of her friends and her bf...

[hayleialexis]

Lmao!! Near says chia just like they used to in the commercials!! cha cha cha chia!

[isimplylovett]

Epic win!

[mintyfresh2233]

a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... of AIDS.

[jenwa123]

ch-ch-ch-chia!

lol this hilarious :D

more near shows ! :)

[XxLeafeonxX]

LMAO!?!? that was so not needed oUo

[RukiaHitachiin]

Auto-tune makes everything better! :D I couldn't stop laughing!

[MirraiSohma]

That was so pointlessly time wasting. I freaking loved it XDD good job.

[zetsu12345678910]

0-0 luv the hetalia reference

[Angelxonxthexwind]

Where's the Hetalia reference?

[zetsu12345678910]

@Angelxonxthexwind ^^ the opening song i guess it really isnt a reference but it made me giggle a bit ^^

[HardUpHobo]

LMAO. XD

[Frostysquirrel]

LMAO! XD a pooooooooooool of AIDS. haha nicely done

[ladyaquastar]

Eaatttt my DICK

[kookoo0081]

ok....lmao

[yaoifangirl93]

"A poooooooooooooooooooool of AIDS"

[12341234lalala]

Coming LIVE from the big apple. "APPLE!!" LoL

[MidStaryNight]

LMAO The Near Show vids are so cracky, I love it. :3

[flufiiii]

awesome, keep the good work :D

[XtraNormalVideos888]

N: eat my dick!!!

Does he even have one??,.

[xxomgiluvzeroxx]

yeah, but it's hidden under his vagina ^^

[swishygirl]

that means near can f@*K himself!

[xxomgiluvzeroxx]

omg those were the most insperational words ive heard XD

[Kanubios]

the pool part was funny(because it was so random) until he said "of aids" then it was just like, oh this old meme. u_u

[crazyacea]

no it wasn't funny untill he said of AIDS :P

[jvonr92]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I love your videos! X'DDD They always make meh laugh :'D <3

[seertmlap]

Holy fuck I'm grinning from ear to ear ;w;

moar of vids like this please

[mynameishannahpoo]

The opening was win. Neartalia.

HELLO ASIANS. IN LOS ANGELES.

and

I'M GONNA THROW LIGHT IN A POOL OF AIDS.

and xDD

The Aizawa Chia pet references ♥

[ArexFTW]

D'8 It's not showing up for me.

[ChocolateFaggot]

... Yeeeeeah.

[hayleialexis]

Yes!! :) now I need more videos .....muhahaha I'm a-dick-ted!

[JaydenJohnsonBalls]

:D

auto tunnee.

[TheKayasto]

ROFLMFAO xD this kicked major ASS!!!!! 5/5 and fav ^w^

[apocaly21]

auto-tune, lol!!!!!!!!!!

[xKuyaEx]

LOL, that was epic.

Ohhh Light-o

Ohhh Light-o

Eat. my. DICK~!

...Okay.

llu forever! ;u;