Dylan Moran on mornings

[ChipArgyle]

That's it. I'm never getting up again.

[FantasmaLuna]

Think? THINK!? I'm not even fucking breathing. Go away with your think!

[carleni279]

I LOVED this guy in Shaun of the Dead

[clist11]

"goody gum drops i was up all night fantasizing about f*&^king fibre

[thejosiexxx]

I'm not even fucking breathing. Hahhaaha. I love this guy so much. :)

[forgottenXoXtragety]

I cooked lunch for him and his family :)

[Phytagorafly]

I NEED SOME FIBER!

[kitkompo]

They need to make more seasons of Black Books.

[LikeMulderAndScully]

I ACTUALLY CANNOT BREATHE.

[LikeMulderAndScully]

GO AWAY WITH YOUR THINK.

[mrghosty2010]

'DUST WITH MILK' My reaction to Weetabix.

[ClaireIsntCool]

"Late is Bullshit,doesn't matter how fucking late you are you can turn up in your pyjama's scratching your nuts with a fork the same old shits gonna be there" fucking brilliance

[lennonsdoll]

LIES AND CORRUPTION.

[Metatality]

When he said "I was up all night fantasizing about fucking fiber"

Was he using "fucking" as an adjective of a verb?

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

I can't help but think about this every single time I make a fry up. I usually end up laughing so hard I burn everything, and have to contend with tucking into charred eggs and bacon XD

[Liddlelegrande]

you can't be good comedianunless you have some level of rage

[RobinHood3000]

Dylao is so wonderful when he's full of rage. XD

[HiperactiveZombie]

"People running up to you saying 'what do you think of it?' IN THE MORNING! 'what do you think?' think? THINK? I'm not even fucking breathing. Go away with your think"

[ITYuri]

@HiperactiveZombie > Haha, yes that is deffently me in the time they call "morning" (morning son start before 1100 (11AM) if you ask me ;) )

[Letspreach]

I love this! I love being late for work! I get paid the same as the others, but I sleep for longer and essentially leave earlier. It is just a concept. It means shit for me...but that's just the job I have. If you can take it, grab it. This sketch is the essence of my attitude. Glad to see it in a comical light.

[0LoveBuzz0]

Dylan Moran is a God amongst men.

[sillyjontag321]

I NEED SOME FIBER!!

[viridismonasteriense]

a chicken's period....that's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard

[manormaid]

@viridismonasteriense I like scrambled and poached chickens period

[VUTFC]

Your username is perfect for a Dylan Moran Channel!

[19dec1981]

i was up all night fantasizing about fuckin fiber

[Steedrider]

HMMMHMHMMMM, dust with milk!

x-C

[MegaAdam1000]

"Goodie gumdrops, I was up all night fantasising about fuckin' fibre!"

[XbluegenieX]

"Think! Think! I'm not even fucking breathing!" hahahahahaaa

[JA11CZ]

BEST SKIT GOIN

[sbak030]

so fucking true, I always thought this !!!

[bazzermn]

@ADJPease

It's an Irish and British thing.. :)

[ADJPease]

what does he mean by fungus? is that a European thing to have mushrooms with breakfast?

[manormaid]

@ADJPease Well its something ya see more so, we like to half the mushroom and fry it in the juice that the breakfast meats and eggs have already been fried in, umm yummy ^_^

[StickyCharmander]

@ADJPease yup,fried mushrooms,I don't eat them myself though,but I know loads who do.*please note that they're from a shop,we dont go out into a random field and dig up mushrooms.

[alittlewasser]

moran is philosophy in its funniest

[LukePisonline]

I had to watch this at 2:30 am

I reckon I've woken up everyone in the house

XDD

[OzzieIsMe]

As with Bill Hicks this man is not a comedian but a prophet!

[KruppaF]

:D:D:D:D:D

fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken's period on a plate! welcome back! we missed you while you were sleeping!

:D:D:D:D:D

[JJSparrow1]

@KruppaF ENJOY!! DUST WITH MILK!!

[nateFrAnK]

this guy reminds me of Bill Hicks.

[lizarb51]

lol chicken's period on a plate

[Maqdooh]

LMFAO, easily one of the smartest, wittiest and funniest comedians alive!

[mutater0]

Dylan Moran = a very funny man.