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  • My bf asked me if girls poop so I showed him this video

  • omg lol!!

  • we watched this in my anatomy class because we are studying the digestive system. It was so catchy that we were singing it all day long! =)

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  • poop

    

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!

  • @VeryAvery2139

    Thanks!

  • this song is sooooo funny lol! XD

  • @SuPerSoLo531

    glad you liked it! Send it to somebody.

  • He poops, She poops, They poop, I poop, It poops, You poop, EVERYBODY POOPS!!!

  • So Fucking Creepery

  • i thought hot girls don't poop

  • I was hoping this was a rendition of "everybody hurts".

  • wow

  • yupp.... everybody poops...... EXCEPT THE PUPPET BECAUSE ITS A SOCK! lol

  • omg..... i think im gonna wake up screaming of a sock puppet nightmare....

  • @Alyssa5875  Yeah, I get that a lot. :)

  • @Bloodnofskie Then you must be dead

  • look at my channel to see more funny poop music

  • i dont poop

  • @Bloodnofskie

    Then you must be full of it.

  • i -3 that puppet guy!!!!!!!

  • This message is strong!

  • @matrixfoxtard The Truth Shall Set you Free.

  • Fantastic song. I love it. However, when I tried to download it, the URL didn't work. Also I couldn't find it on your website. I'd like to use it as background / introduction to a non-profit, educational YouTube on how to properly poop when hiking and camping. Of course, credit will be given. Thanks, Ken

  • wierd

  • FYI @Lacrossekid37 girls do poop because i am a girl......Does your MOM ever take a dump?

  • everybody poops, except babies without anus...

  • @jpb1rosegan actually...if its a female infant born with that deformity, whats called a fistula can develop and the fecal stream will be directed out through the vagina.

  • @ICEMANof92 ok thats kinda weird but at the same time cool.

  • @jpb1rosegan haha I know right? The shit (no pun intended) you learn in nursing school...

  • this shit is weird..

  • i disliked this song cause everyone knows girls dont poop.

  • i have to poop

  • the thumbnail looks like a cow face

  • hahahahahahhaha lol

  • im pooing and i typed in songs to poo to and this come up, so im pooing to this right now ...

  • @sweetness00peace

    Thanks for the great compliment.

  • this is retaarted

  • @bigboii1919 what a coincidence, so is your spelling.

  • LOL! My Cuz is only 3 and knows how to look up stuff on YouTube And This is her Fave song! She sings it around the house it is soo cute

  • @BobbyJackLuv101

    awesomely awesome!!

  • hahahhahahahhahah stop at the 0.50 1.02 press 45

    

  • hahahhahahahhahah stop at the 0.50 1.02

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

  • LOL

  • When you can sing this song to a guy and he accepts it, you know you've found the guy you need to be with forever.

  • @shortchic95

    that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten on this!

  • death and taxes and everybody poops!!

  • I'm constipated and therefore offended.

  • SCREW YOU! ANDROIDS ARE BEAST

  • 11% of the viewers are androids, and should be destroyed.

  • im on the wierd side of youtube again...

  • @GirlyGamers101

    welcome back!

  • LOVIN ITxD

  • tyga needs to do a remix of this song

  • thumbs up if u have no idea what he is talking about when he says 1. death 2.taxes 3. every body poops.

  • @chriseagar

    The old saying goes that there are only two things in life that are certain: Death, and taxes. In this song I'm adding another to the list.

  • @audionautix great song!!

  • x_x play free realms. username:princess108wod pass:12951207y

  • Thumbs up if you hate it when you go to take a shit and you miss and it goes all over the floor and all you have is thin tissues and you pick it up and the tissue breaks and starts talking and says "Billy boat the llama eats spanish pistol"?

    ~ME GUSTA~

  • ...What you used to love now your gonna adore...Cha cha cha! Charman!

  • I love how I wake up in the morning and find my 2 6 year old children listening to this.....

  • @21kratliff Oh, wow. I feel like I should apologize!! Of course, there are a lot WORSE things on the internet!!!!

  • @audionautix Lol it's actually quite funny, I woke up and my twins were listening to this... LOL... I hate to say it, but I did laugh because it was so random to find my little girl and little boy listening to a song about poop.

  • @audionautix but does everyone have to pee?

  • 78 people dont poop

  • I'M SOOOOO SURPRIZED THAT THIS DIDN'T GET LIKE 2,000,000 VIEWS!

  • from the annoying orange to a poop dude -.-

  • Girls dont poop

  • @PipBoyInfinite You're not married are ya????

  • this song changed my life <3

  • EVERY BODY POOOOOOOPS!

  • THIS VIDEO WAS WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS LIKE A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND I JUST LOOKED IT UP!!!

  • ... I walk around singing this all the time

  • your really asking for it!

    singing poop sick it is garbege that comes out of ya!><

    your just sick

  • Very catchy tune

  • We watched this at school xD

    I'm in 9th grade!

  • hardy har har

  • what a relief! i thought I was the only one that pooped. :-P

  • hahaha woooow

  • why the fuck am i watching this?

  • look at his eyes when he says poops

  • i like it when the black eye peas sing poopy songs

  • i poop you poop he poops she poops they poop everybody poops!!!

  • @squirrels5ducks

    That is essentially the message we were trying to convey, yes.

  • everybody poops ;D 

  • everybody poops ;D

  • Fail

  • @Mr102910  Fail? Have you created something that nearly a quarter million people have seen? I'm guessing no.

  • EVERYBODY POOPS!!!!!!!!

  • so true

  • EVERYBODY POOPS.

    

  • Girls Don't Poop.

  • send this to ncs

  • Watch this while deficating... SHITCEPTION

  • this makes me want to kill myself

  • @Jcurti10 Great art is supposed to move you in some way...so...thanks! Unless you already did, then

    well, nevermind.

  • @Jcurti10

    They say great art motivates us. In your case, I've fallen a bit short.

  • also it promotes terrorism

  • this video is satanic and should be taken off of youtube

  • This... is.... GREAT! Thanks!

  • love this song so much

  • thumbs up if u searched poopy song :)

  • It's true,everybody does poop,if u don't poop then that means ur constipated...:/

  • awsome i luv that poop

  • hahaha im poopy

  • Is this on iTunes cuz i want it.

  • thumbs up if you found this by typing poop in the search bar

  • pooping is fun :)

  • every boobey pooops

  • THE SOCK PUPPET NEVER POOPS DURING THE VIDEO!

    WE WERE LIED TO, LIED TO!!!

    

  • @xXTweekx it probably already pooped before the video dumb one

  • 64 don't poop

  • DOES THE PRINCE WILL AND CATHERINE POOP

  • I showed this to a 3 year old girl and she was like o.o

  • Thumbs up if you watched this while taking a poop!

  • this song made me really need to go pee ... WTF!!!

  • i sit here and i'm wondering and trying very hard to remember how i even came upon this video. all i got to say to this is true that

  • What are the lyrics 1:03-08?

  • this is funny

  • Im on durh toilet.

  • yo, that thing is a pimp lol

  • what happened to you Internet?

  • stinky poop comes out of my anus everyday

  • Wait, this means that eventually there will be a tax for dying while you poop?

  • LOL awesome! xD nice work :D

  • lol nice one! btw check out our videos tia&gia fuller thx luv ya

  • This movie made me go for a poop ;D

  • The homeless dont pay taxes :D

    

  • 60 people dont poop

  • @runegal24

    LOL! Took me a second, but I got it. Good one!

  • wo now we know everybody poops

  • LOLZ!

  • its a proven fact that girls dont poop, fart, or burp therefore they must bitch or they will explode

  • i poop too. ive pooped a 14 and a half long poop in inches

  • this is the best song ever

  • 58 people just shat themselves.

  • wtf is the point of this???

  • @eatdapoopoo4

    To make stupid idiots ask questions.

  • @audionautix no its to show that everybody poops and obviously you dont poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I just came

  • Respond to this video...  oook

  • amazing song! Today, whilst pooping, ofcourse, I came up with a brilliant business plan of opening a public poophouse, where you could enjoy your poop in different rooms with different settings. This would make for an amazing advertisement for that business!

    Everybody poops!

  • this was related to my video..and its minecraft!

  • Where do I get the Chords for this song so I can teach it to my 6 year old on the Ukulele?

  • Fantastic!!! For anybody who's been watching the Decorah, Iowa Eagle cam via Raptor Research Project ... This has been a huge topic of discussion! I LOVE this!! Thank you!

  • that sucked!!! I did not like that one bit!!!

  • this might very well be the best song ever

  • @SloppyJoe6669

    LOL! NO way!!! but maybe in the top 10 ha!

    Seriously thanks for the comment! 

  • My friends little sister is 7 and this is her favorite song

  • i pooped while watchin this

  • 56 people are constipated!

  • I love it lolololol

  • this NEEDS to be in 3D

  • 53 people dont poop?

  • this is so cute!! :D

  • this sucks

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  • my dad found this video on the internet after looking up CONSTAPAION and now i find it hilarios for that fact and how its just so awsome LOL!

  • Thumbs up if you had to poop after this song!

  • WRONG! not everybody poops. Models don't, they VOMIT!

  • **runs off to poop*** IDONT POOP lol

  • poopy?

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • white this on facebook bar "dont let metal die"and press like!!!

  • im ROFL

  • @Skittles06091

    thank you Skittles!!

  • lol so funny xD

  • @Skittles06091

    thanks!

  • I wish I had a lounge music version of this song. I'd put my suit on- sing it and send you the footage! I think this song is greatest song ever written. It's so full of simple truth!

  • @audionautix It was a joke.

  • OMG.. I love this video so much...

  • @crberry123

    you made my day...NO my week! thanks!

  • @audionautix

    I'm not sure how, but you're very welcome :) I'm not kidding, this is by far the greatest video ever. I've definitely watched it several times already and showed everyone.

  • oh m g this song is catchy my grandma thinks im weird