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  • dont drink beer when you up load videos

  • This video is so much better when your drunk

  • My bf asked me if girls poop so I showed him this video

  • omg lol!!

    

  • we watched this in my anatomy class because we are studying the digestive system. It was so catchy that we were singing it all day long! =)

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  • poop

    

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!

  • @VeryAvery2139

    Thanks!

  • this song is sooooo funny lol! XD

  • @SuPerSoLo531

    glad you liked it! Send it to somebody.

  • He poops, She poops, They poop, I poop, It poops, You poop, EVERYBODY POOPS!!!

  • So Fucking Creepery

  • i thought hot girls don't poop

  • I was hoping this was a rendition of "everybody hurts".

  • wow 

  • yupp.... everybody poops...... EXCEPT THE PUPPET BECAUSE ITS A SOCK! lol

  • omg..... i think im gonna wake up screaming of a sock puppet nightmare....

  • @Alyssa5875 Yeah, I get that a lot. :)

  • @Bloodnofskie Then you must be dead

  • look at my channel to see more funny poop music

  • i dont poop

  • @Bloodnofskie

    Then you must be full of it.

  • i -3 that puppet guy!!!!!!!

  • This message is strong!

  • @matrixfoxtard The Truth Shall Set you Free.

  • Fantastic song. I love it. However, when I tried to download it, the URL didn't work. Also I couldn't find it on your website. I'd like to use it as background / introduction to a non-profit, educational YouTube on how to properly poop when hiking and camping. Of course, credit will be given. Thanks, Ken

  • wierd

  • FYI @Lacrossekid37 girls do poop because i am a girl......Does your MOM ever take a dump?

  • everybody poops, except babies without anus...

  • @jpb1rosegan actually...if its a female infant born with that deformity, whats called a fistula can develop and the fecal stream will be directed out through the vagina.

  • @ICEMANof92 ok thats kinda weird but at the same time cool.

  • @jpb1rosegan haha I know right? The shit (no pun intended) you learn in nursing school...

  • this shit is weird..

  • i disliked this song cause everyone knows girls dont poop.

  • i have to poop

  • the thumbnail looks like a cow face

  • hahahahahahhaha lol

  • im pooing and i typed in songs to poo to and this come up, so im pooing to this right now ...

  • @sweetness00peace

    Thanks for the great compliment.

  • this is retaarted

  • @bigboii1919 what a coincidence, so is your spelling.

  • LOL! My Cuz is only 3 and knows how to look up stuff on YouTube And This is her Fave song! She sings it around the house it is soo cute

  • @BobbyJackLuv101

    awesomely awesome!!

  • hahahhahahahhahah stop at the 0.50 1.02 press 45

  • hahahhahahahhahah stop at the 0.50 1.02

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

  • LOL

  • When you can sing this song to a guy and he accepts it, you know you've found the guy you need to be with forever.

  • @shortchic95

    that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten on this!

  • death and taxes and everybody poops!!

  • I'm constipated and therefore offended.

  • SCREW YOU! ANDROIDS ARE BEAST

  • 11% of the viewers are androids, and should be destroyed.

  • im on the wierd side of youtube again...

  • @GirlyGamers101

    welcome back!

  • LOVIN ITxD

  • tyga needs to do a remix of this song

  • thumbs up if u have no idea what he is talking about when he says 1. death 2.taxes 3. every body poops.

  • @chriseagar

    The old saying goes that there are only two things in life that are certain: Death, and taxes. In this song I'm adding another to the list.

  • @audionautix great song!!

    

  • x_x play free realms. username:princess108wod pass:12951207y

  • ...What you used to love now your gonna adore...Cha cha cha! Charman!

  • I love how I wake up in the morning and find my 2 6 year old children listening to this.....

  • @21kratliff  Oh, wow. I feel like I should apologize!! Of course, there are a lot WORSE things on the internet!!!!

  • @audionautix Lol it's actually quite funny, I woke up and my twins were listening to this... LOL... I hate to say it, but I did laugh because it was so random to find my little girl and little boy listening to a song about poop.

  • @audionautix but does everyone have to pee?

  • 78 people dont poop

    

  • I'M SOOOOO SURPRIZED THAT THIS DIDN'T GET LIKE 2,000,000 VIEWS!

  • from the annoying orange to a poop dude -.-

  • Girls dont poop

  • @PipBoyInfinite You're not married are ya????

  • this song changed my life <3

  • EVERY BODY POOOOOOOPS!

  • THIS VIDEO WAS WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS LIKE A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND I JUST LOOKED IT UP!!!

  • ... I walk around singing this all the time

  • your really asking for it!

    singing poop sick it is garbege that comes out of ya!><

    your just sick

  • Very catchy tune

  • We watched this at school xD

    I'm in 9th grade!

  • hardy har har

  • what a relief! i thought I was the only one that pooped. :-P

  • hahaha woooow

  • why the fuck am i watching this?

  • look at his eyes when he says poops

  • i like it when the black eye peas sing poopy songs

  • i poop you poop he poops she poops they poop everybody poops!!!

  • @squirrels5ducks

    That is essentially the message we were trying to convey, yes.

  • everybody poops ;D

  • everybody poops ;D

  • Fail

  • @Mr102910 Fail? Have you created something that nearly a quarter million people have seen? I'm guessing no.

  • EVERYBODY POOPS!!!!!!!!

  • so true

  • EVERYBODY POOPS.

  • Girls Don't Poop.

  • send this to ncs

  • Watch this while deficating... SHITCEPTION

  • this makes me want to kill myself

  • @Jcurti10 Great art is supposed to move you in some way...so...thanks! Unless you already did, then

    well, nevermind.

  • @Jcurti10

    They say great art motivates us. In your case, I've fallen a bit short. 

  • also it promotes terrorism

    

  • this video is satanic and should be taken off of youtube

  • This... is.... GREAT! Thanks!

  • love this song so much

  • thumbs up if u searched poopy song :)

  • It's true,everybody does poop,if u don't poop then that means ur constipated...:/

  • awsome i luv that poop

  • hahaha im poopy

  • Is this on iTunes cuz i want it.

  • thumbs up if you found this by typing poop in the search bar

  • pooping is fun :)

  • every boobey pooops

  • THE SOCK PUPPET NEVER POOPS DURING THE VIDEO!

    WE WERE LIED TO, LIED TO!!!

  • @xXTweekx it probably already pooped before the video dumb one

  • 64 don't poop

  • DOES THE PRINCE WILL AND CATHERINE POOP

  • I showed this to a 3 year old girl and she was like o.o

  • Thumbs up if you watched this while taking a poop!

  • this song made me really need to go pee ... WTF!!!

  • i sit here and i'm wondering and trying very hard to remember how i even came upon this video. all i got to say to this is true that

  • What are the lyrics 1:03-08?

  • this is funny

  • Im on durh toilet.

  • yo, that thing is a pimp lol

  • what happened to you Internet?

  • stinky poop comes out of my anus everyday

  • Wait, this means that eventually there will be a tax for dying while you poop?

  • LOL awesome! xD nice work :D

  • lol nice one! btw check out our videos tia&gia fuller thx luv ya

  • This movie made me go for a poop ;D

  • The homeless dont pay taxes :D

  • 60 people dont poop

  • @runegal24

    LOL! Took me a second, but I got it. Good one!

  • wo now we know everybody poops

  • LOLZ!

  • its a proven fact that girls dont poop, fart, or burp therefore they must bitch or they will explode

  • i poop too. ive pooped a 14 and a half long poop in inches

  • this is the best song ever

  • 58 people just shat themselves.

  • wtf is the point of this???

  • @eatdapoopoo4

    To make stupid idiots ask questions.

  • @audionautix no its to show that everybody poops and obviously you dont poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I just came

  • Respond to this video... oook

  • amazing song! Today, whilst pooping, ofcourse, I came up with a brilliant business plan of opening a public poophouse, where you could enjoy your poop in different rooms with different settings. This would make for an amazing advertisement for that business!

    Everybody poops!

  • this was related to my video..and its minecraft!

  • Where do I get the Chords for this song so I can teach it to my 6 year old on the Ukulele?

  • Fantastic!!! For anybody who's been watching the Decorah, Iowa Eagle cam via Raptor Research Project ... This has been a huge topic of discussion! I LOVE this!! Thank you!

  • that sucked!!! I did not like that one bit!!!

  • this might very well be the best song ever

  • @SloppyJoe6669

    LOL! NO way!!! but maybe in the top 10 ha!

    Seriously thanks for the comment!

  • My friends little sister is 7 and this is her favorite song

  • i pooped while watchin this

  • 56 people are constipated!

  • I love it lolololol

  • this NEEDS to be in 3D

  • 53 people dont poop?

  • this is so cute!! :D

  • this sucks

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  • my dad found this video on the internet after looking up CONSTAPAION and now i find it hilarios for that fact and how its just so awsome LOL!

  • Thumbs up if you had to poop after this song!

  • WRONG! not everybody poops. Models don't, they VOMIT!

  • **runs off to poop*** IDONT POOP lol

  • poopy?

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • white this on facebook bar "dont let metal die"and press like!!!

  • im ROFL

  • @Skittles06091

    thank you Skittles!!

  • lol so funny xD

  • @Skittles06091

    thanks!

  • I wish I had a lounge music version of this song. I'd put my suit on- sing it and send you the footage! I think this song is greatest song ever written. It's so full of simple truth!

  • @audionautix It was a joke.

  • OMG.. I love this video so much...

  • @crberry123

    you made my day...NO my week! thanks!

  • @audionautix

    I'm not sure how, but you're very welcome :) I'm not kidding, this is by far the greatest video ever. I've definitely watched it several times already and showed everyone.

  • oh m g this song is catchy my grandma thinks im weird