Too lazy to log in to YouTube to watch the new blimeycow video? Don't worry... Wait, why is there no app for that? I have Julian Smith and Rhett and Link apps, I want a blimeyvcow app to complete it!!! You know they'd do well |:)
That happens to me too!!!! Im talking to my friend and then he gets a text and checks his phone and im still talking...once he is done texting back he says "wait...what did you say?"
I hate how people use phones crazy in general, I had a friend over my house and I swere he spent the entire time on his damn phone, most the time I couldn't even get a word out of him.
I heard about you from a tv show called "Wretched" hosted by Todd Friel and they just featured this video yesterday. Also, nice "Boy Meets World" reference. :)
I agree with you totally. But unfortunately sometimes the only friend you have is your inanimate objects... it sucks... but its hard to find decent people to talk to who have good things to say lol.
i dont own a smart phone i dont even have a phone that goes on the internet all my phone does is call, text and take pictures (and it also has like a calculator and things like that)
I need to show this video to my mom!! I'll be in the middle of talking to her and she'll start texting or chatting with people on Facebook!! Hahaha lol!!!
I'm tempted to make a couple more youtube accounts, just to like this more. Seriously. I have pretty much the dumbest phone ever, and I'm quite happy with that :D
oh my gosh. It's like, BlimeyCow lives inside my mind. Its terrifying. I can't believe someone with the same opinions as me actually EXISTS! The world is no longer doomed! We just need to find everyone with these opinions and...
I think that the problem is the abuse of said devices, not the use. You can use the Internet to be a jerk, or you can use it to learn about other peoples and cultures.
What he said about "having more ways to communicate then ever is actually making it HARDER to have a real convorsation" is so true because people always text now amd ive always liked talking either in person or over the phone. But people dont do that anymore..... Its to "awekward"
@JordanWthereal I know!!!!!!! People already ask each other out via texting and facebook messages. It is crazy. Just man up and call the girl!!!!!!! Seriously. :-/
@MySnailEatsPizza1 I know right! I hate Facebook sooooo much!!!! I FIND IT STUPID THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO YOU WOULD USALLY AVOID ON THE STREET! But he is right lol:)
@JordanWthereal Yeah, it is crazy that people do that. I don't, and I have a tiny "friend" list, but I know people who do. It is weird when somebody you have never even met or seen sends a friend request. And then they have all those security settings and things to block people from seeing your posts. Why even make them you "friend" if you are going to just make them see only your public stuff? If you are trying to make them feel better, that seems like a silly reason.
Very true. Not that we need to get rid of our smartphones altogether, but we need to learn how to use them more wisely (and that often means more sparingly)!
That is so annoying. I don't really have any local friends, so technology is how we communicate, but it still bothers me when I'm on the phone and say something funny and they laugh and - oh wait they were laughing at something someone texted them and didn't even hear what I said.
In my case it is even worse. My school taught me to be dumb before I even got a smartphone... The only thing I learned is how to use data, not to know data.
I keep listening to this guy because my friends think he is funny. I find him HUGELY annoying! :/ I don't think he will ever get less so so this was my last shot at giving him a listen. So sorry! :/
@96pumpthebass sir. our technology isn't smart enough to know what you meant when you typed 'there'. guess you should have used your smartphone to see if you typed correctly.
@96pumpthebass The fact that you used the wrong "their/there/they're" and your comment is about using a smart phone really testifies to the truth of this video.
@hb123ify oookkkkkkk....... jorden, now would be a good time to make a video on how girls fall in love with guys they don't really know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only part I don't agree with is when he says "if they aren't as interesting as something on you're smartphone screen you cant blame them." some people are naturally boring and you don't want to give them your attention because they annoy you and you honestly don't care about them :P
Finally I am not the only one who HATES when people are using their phones while their talking to you! It's so rood! And it is so hard to get in a great conversation because their so distracted! Your videos are very encouraging to people who don't just want to go along with the latest trend, but want to live a life filled with purpose and to be more like Jesus! Keep it up!
Awesome as always!
Greenble10 1 hour ago in playlist Uploaded videos
So true haha!! your halarious!!!!!!!!
macy111000 3 hours ago
Topanga... Fans of Boy Meets World?
PocketBeemRocket 17 hours ago
iphone4 ad to the right side xD oh the irony..
sK8iNtHeRaiN 19 hours ago
@magicquail Stay strong, lol!
lovelivelaugh004 19 hours ago
BOY MEETS WORLD REFERENCE. I'M SOLD ON YOU.
allersandrew327 23 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Is it just me or was that a Boy Meets World reference...?
bigsisluvslilbro 23 hours ago
the ironic thing is that i looked to the side and saw an android ad for at&t. lol
CanoVitae 1 day ago
I just discovered your channel and it's so awesome! subscribed!!
emmy4981 1 day ago
I think I just died.......
6lolitsjustme6 1 day ago
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kermitmxnkr39fF 1 day ago
Thanks!!!!
dammonburden 1 day ago
I watched this on my smart phone. ;P
MadisonLeigh0915 2 days ago
1:35 happens to me ALOT!
lovelivelaugh004 2 days ago
@lovelivelaugh004 me as well. hard to recover from that.
magicquail 22 hours ago
Ad to the left: Android phones form AT&T
Bahaha!
hpotter2014 2 days ago
I love how the advertisement on the video is for AT&T... so funny!!!!
eveninggrace88 2 days ago
I hateee angry birds
ivythelively 2 days ago
Ha, Topanga chickened out.
Toomin70 2 days ago
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yeeep phones and stuff made people socially awkward in real life :P
TheKL0ver 2 days ago
yeeep phones and stuff made people socially awkward in real life :P
TheKL0ver 2 days ago
Actually, when you tell Siri she's your only friend, she respons "You're certainly entitled to that opinion" Lol!
SMFortissimo 3 days ago
glad i don't have a smart phone, and don't plan on getting one. :p i would get an iPhone touch, though.
webkinzandmore7 3 days ago
I thoroughly enjoy the fact that you had a Boy Meets World reference...
nothingwithoutLOVE27 3 days ago
Too lazy to log in to YouTube to watch the new blimeycow video? Don't worry... Wait, why is there no app for that? I have Julian Smith and Rhett and Link apps, I want a blimeyvcow app to complete it!!! You know they'd do well |:)
Mswiee 3 days ago
my mom said if i was the kind of person who checked their phone every 5 seconds, she would kick me out.
RoseNinja9 3 days ago 6
...aaaand I am watching this on my iPhone 4... #fail
RooftopViolinist 4 days ago
Some of us use our smartphones for actual communication. FaceTime FTW
Stoney314 4 days ago
omg haha this is great. but whenever i turn my phone off, i feel like "ahhh" lol.
TerrorAtTheSky 4 days ago
at the same time, someone is watching this on their smartphone
adheproe 4 days ago
Hahaha thank you! Smartphone people get on my nerves!
ninjachinchilla100 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
BOY MEETS WORLD REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!
superdudeMN 5 days ago
@mmsgirlkb lol do am i
Ladym862001 5 days ago
i was watching this video and saw a android ad XD
creepercraft23 6 days ago
Boy meets world refrence!!
BADBranksterX 6 days ago
you are so awesome! i agree with you.
RoseNinja9 6 days ago
I watched this on my iPhone 4, stick it to the man! jk
fennbros 6 days ago
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That happens to me too!!!! Im talking to my friend and then he gets a text and checks his phone and im still talking...once he is done texting back he says "wait...what did you say?"
im like WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
CupofJoeProduction 6 days ago
I hate how people use phones crazy in general, I had a friend over my house and I swere he spent the entire time on his damn phone, most the time I couldn't even get a word out of him.
thomas1999 1 week ago
@thomas1999 my one friend comes over and she talks to me but I never see her eyes!!!! her face is like stuck on the screen!!!!!
MissMusical74 6 days ago
I heard about you from a tv show called "Wretched" hosted by Todd Friel and they just featured this video yesterday. Also, nice "Boy Meets World" reference. :)
TheBlacksuitspider 1 week ago 2
I'm looking at an ad for an Android phone right beside this video...
LlamaPuddin 1 week ago
I agree with you totally. But unfortunately sometimes the only friend you have is your inanimate objects... it sucks... but its hard to find decent people to talk to who have good things to say lol.
jazminestryder 1 week ago
i dont own a smart phone i dont even have a phone that goes on the internet all my phone does is call, text and take pictures (and it also has like a calculator and things like that)
GrimmieGirl64 1 week ago
@GrimmieGirl64 Same here!!!! though I do have an iPod.....
MissMusical74 6 days ago
theres an app for that! haha. jordan your videos are awesome!!!!!! Thats why i leave smart phones alone! thanks so much!
jessbleedsgreen 1 week ago
You my friend, are quite logical. Bravo.
TheApostolicAmy 1 week ago
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME hilarious
PiscesRainStorm 1 week ago
haha like it when the guy brings in the tablet and the guy says you have got to be kidding me
KeithSis15 1 week ago
You now have a new subscriber. THANK YOU!
skb0rzn 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
For the love of your future grand childrens ADD lol
erin97bashful 1 week ago
Wait... That's an iPod Touch...
silasglines 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Me, I don't have one.
Musicluver505 1 week ago
I find it funny that I'm watching this on my smart phone :D
mmsgirlkb 1 week ago 23
22 people can't handle deep-seeded insecurities. 1:52
thebeastlyharley 1 week ago
You know whats cool? Instead of downloading a nature wallpaper actually going..................... OUTSIDE!
SuperAntigreen 1 week ago
I need to show this video to my mom!! I'll be in the middle of talking to her and she'll start texting or chatting with people on Facebook!! Hahaha lol!!!
sparkles7774 1 week ago
you an your jew fro is gay an thats a ipod faggel
Joshmcdaniel2236 1 week ago
LOVE how the dude pulls out the Tablet. LOL
LauraX23Kinney 1 week ago
while i was watchin this there was a smartphone app in the top of the screen
rosievill42 1 week ago
Ohhhh, my goodness. Hahahahahaha, to all people you have a smartphone..... rofl.
inalak1996 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you watched this on a smartphone. :)
chicgeek2008 1 week ago
in the begging it was an iPod LAWL.
mymidnightface 1 week ago
watch idiocracy lol
dojagrl209 1 week ago
So right!
kickflip2x 1 week ago
I'm tempted to make a couple more youtube accounts, just to like this more. Seriously. I have pretty much the dumbest phone ever, and I'm quite happy with that :D
Devsterinator 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Boy Meets World<3
I love you. Not like, LOVE you. You seriously are hilarious and I love your sarcastic humor. :)
BeautyFromAshes91 1 week ago
Funny, and partly true:)
Sophiej5 1 week ago
DID YOU JUST TWEET ME?!?!!!!
ena1490 1 week ago
Oh God, this guy deserves a trophy for every video he makes.
CeladonPie 1 week ago
Now, whenever I see someone, I'm going to shout, "WILL YOU PUT THAT THING AWAY; YOU LOOK LIKE A JERK!"
misabellah14 2 weeks ago
Did anyone catch that he was using an ipod?
OnePearProduction 2 weeks ago
Like if you were watching this on your smart phone.
EmHartleyMusic 2 weeks ago
Tapanga like boy meets world(:
jazzy26841 2 weeks ago
definitely a smart phone ad while i was watching this #angrybirdsfordays
liveyourlife92695 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I know people who spend 24/7 on their stupid iphones and they're just like that! Lol
Singarooni 2 weeks ago
I feel bad watching because I am on the internet...
myBLUEBERRIES2 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
oh my gosh. It's like, BlimeyCow lives inside my mind. Its terrifying. I can't believe someone with the same opinions as me actually EXISTS! The world is no longer doomed! We just need to find everyone with these opinions and...
have a...revolution? Riot? Go on strike?
RideReadWrite 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 44
I think that the problem is the abuse of said devices, not the use. You can use the Internet to be a jerk, or you can use it to learn about other peoples and cultures.
TwoCorin517 2 weeks ago
crap im watching this on my smartphone lol
cheerleading834 2 weeks ago
What he said about "having more ways to communicate then ever is actually making it HARDER to have a real convorsation" is so true because people always text now amd ive always liked talking either in person or over the phone. But people dont do that anymore..... Its to "awekward"
mmillkk1 2 weeks ago
sooner or later people are going to get married by txting. Life will be stupid if the smartphone goes any farther.
JordanWthereal 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
@JordanWthereal I know!!!!!!! People already ask each other out via texting and facebook messages. It is crazy. Just man up and call the girl!!!!!!! Seriously. :-/
MySnailEatsPizza1 1 week ago
@MySnailEatsPizza1 I know right! I hate Facebook sooooo much!!!! I FIND IT STUPID THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO YOU WOULD USALLY AVOID ON THE STREET! But he is right lol:)
JordanWthereal 1 week ago
@JordanWthereal Yeah, it is crazy that people do that. I don't, and I have a tiny "friend" list, but I know people who do. It is weird when somebody you have never even met or seen sends a friend request. And then they have all those security settings and things to block people from seeing your posts. Why even make them you "friend" if you are going to just make them see only your public stuff? If you are trying to make them feel better, that seems like a silly reason.
MySnailEatsPizza1 1 week ago
I totally agree with everything that was said.
16merrick 2 weeks ago
While I was watching this I noticed that there was a smart phone ad from AT & T in the corner lol
ttori0117 2 weeks ago
I will love you forever for the Boy Meets World reference...
cadvanandme 2 weeks ago
Very true. Not that we need to get rid of our smartphones altogether, but we need to learn how to use them more wisely (and that often means more sparingly)!
oneillperson 2 weeks ago
Makes me smile...and yet I'm still on my iPhone....
shopgirl921 2 weeks ago
LOL
passion4MUSIC11 2 weeks ago
haha I'm watching this on my smartphone XD
xXbloodontheground 2 weeks ago
I didn't really get this, so I had my smart phone translate it for me. :D I <3 this so much, Jordan!!!
gracethelavendergirl 2 weeks ago
That is so annoying. I don't really have any local friends, so technology is how we communicate, but it still bothers me when I'm on the phone and say something funny and they laugh and - oh wait they were laughing at something someone texted them and didn't even hear what I said.
PeaceAnJoy 2 weeks ago
"for the love of your future grandchildrens' a.d.d..."
TaylorrBeann 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
In my case it is even worse. My school taught me to be dumb before I even got a smartphone... The only thing I learned is how to use data, not to know data.
marcoxmeijer 2 weeks ago
I think the people that don't like this video are the ones that don't want to admit that their Smart Phones did make them stupid.
Right?
JesusIsEverything411 2 weeks ago
Is there an app for air conditioning? Because there is an app to make you warm. You know, the candle app?! What is this app world coming to?!?
JesusIsEverything411 2 weeks ago
Funny part is there was an ad for the blackberry right next to the video XD
supersmasher98230 2 weeks ago 2
The funny thing is, I'm watching this on a smart phone!
Stripeythecrab 2 weeks ago
That eyebrow is workin' hard. Look at him go!
LetOurLittleLadyTalk 2 weeks ago
@LetOurLittleLadyTalk gosh darn now I can't stop staring at his eyebrows!
luvcat999999999999 2 weeks ago
1:31 That's me trying to talk to MY friends! Makes me feel like..
"Put Your Phone Away And Pay Attention!! "
Legdorgroovypants 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
No, air conditioning makes life easier!
singinggal47471310 2 weeks ago
haha boy meets world (: you clever fella...
pureandsimple32 2 weeks ago
BOY MEETS WORLD REFERENCE!!!!!! ;) AMAZINGNESS!!!
zebrabubble22 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
I totallly agree my sister and bff have smart phones they always pull them out and start txting and they never give me a second thought
TheMCN038 2 weeks ago
Thumbs UP for the Boy Meets World reference :)
DecisionMadeNow 2 weeks ago
I keep listening to this guy because my friends think he is funny. I find him HUGELY annoying! :/ I don't think he will ever get less so so this was my last shot at giving him a listen. So sorry! :/
MissLaurieD 2 weeks ago
I watched this on my smart phone
jonyrock777 2 weeks ago 2
SIRI COME BACK SIRI I NEED YOU
SuperNovaEmily 2 weeks ago
Hahaha :) Is the world that boring?
larl61 2 weeks ago
bahahaha! Siri xD xD
KatizzleSchilly 2 weeks ago
this is sooooooo true !!!!!!!
the1saveygirl 2 weeks ago
Press 1, FACEPALM!
00Angry00Kitten00 2 weeks ago
i love this video it is so funny omg bwaaahahaha
makeupandmagic07 2 weeks ago
I wish that you could be my friend! You're so awesome!
purplecatonbroadway 2 weeks ago
It's funny cause I don't have a phone or anything the starts with i
TheEmmzyKate 2 weeks ago
Did anyone else catch the Boy meets World reference???
Reznic007 2 weeks ago 56
His hands are super red!
Jgroom95 3 weeks ago
look up "crazy iphone lady"
kungfuquincey 3 weeks ago
............. you sir, are such a dork
genequeenmia 3 weeks ago
Am I the only person who stares at Jordan's eyebrows?
lydiageorge96 3 weeks ago 3
These videos are seriously amazing. I'm totally not bobbing my head like a mindless idiot and worshipping the Internet -.-
Kaejii57 3 weeks ago
oh my gosh, there's a smart phone add right next to it, great place to advertise guys!!!!!! it's proof they really are making us stupid XD
iamlainny 3 weeks ago
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GracexLand 3 weeks ago
Ironically, I paused this video to answer my phone.
MatwvL 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Dear Jordan, Whats your favorite athlete? Innius 1999
innius1999 3 weeks ago
There's an app for ... wait, hold on a second. Time to be a pretentious jerk and check my Twitter.
nmokes 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Loved the Boy Meets World reference!!!
joyful1265 3 weeks ago
lol that's an ipod touch....
dogEluvr1996 3 weeks ago
Wow I would totally marry you - life would never be dull!
TheMelodramaticists 3 weeks ago
@TheMelodramaticists Jorden, now would be a good time to make a video on how girls fall in love with guys they don't really know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamlainny 3 weeks ago
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@TheMelodramaticists Jorden, now would be a good time to make a video on how girls fall in love with guys they don't really know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamlainny 3 weeks ago
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@TheMelodramaticists Jorden, now would be a good time to make a video on how girls fall in love with guys they don't really know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamlainny 3 weeks ago
he said stupider...... smart phones...
1guitar1der 3 weeks ago
how many people were watching this on there smart phones???
96pumpthebass 3 weeks ago 13
@96pumpthebass sir. our technology isn't smart enough to know what you meant when you typed 'there'. guess you should have used your smartphone to see if you typed correctly.
gomon90 2 weeks ago
@96pumpthebass The fact that you used the wrong "their/there/they're" and your comment is about using a smart phone really testifies to the truth of this video.
StinDuh 1 week ago
im in love with him i think i wanna marry him like really i love him
hb123ify 3 weeks ago
@hb123ify oookkkkkkk....... jorden, now would be a good time to make a video on how girls fall in love with guys they don't really know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamlainny 3 weeks ago
he tells us to talk to real people around us while he's talking to a camera...
kjean312 3 weeks ago
like this if you watched this vid on your smartphone :D
cjstampy 3 weeks ago
Never thought i would hear a reference to Boy Meets world. Dude, that was hillarious.
hulaboy94 3 weeks ago
3:25, you WANT it to be in that box....not need.
Powerlight958 3 weeks ago
why are his hands red?
TedManjos 3 weeks ago in playlist Messy Mondays
3:17-3:30 funny
Appleman1213 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
17 people have no SIRI as their friend.
heartbeatpianist99 3 weeks ago
Hilarious!!!!!!!!
RedheadedWriter 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from blimeycow
Only part I don't agree with is when he says "if they aren't as interesting as something on you're smartphone screen you cant blame them." some people are naturally boring and you don't want to give them your attention because they annoy you and you honestly don't care about them :P
1guitarbeast1996 3 weeks ago
I live my life on the computer
DragonHugsLPS 3 weeks ago
Did anyone think the buzz at the beginning was their phone???
Gryffindorgirl31 3 weeks ago
Finally I am not the only one who HATES when people are using their phones while their talking to you! It's so rood! And it is so hard to get in a great conversation because their so distracted! Your videos are very encouraging to people who don't just want to go along with the latest trend, but want to live a life filled with purpose and to be more like Jesus! Keep it up!
loveneverfails6 3 weeks ago 5
You are seriously funny. Keep em' coming.
4Him4u2 3 weeks ago
The part where Siri "left" had creepy music!
PenguinsRUs47 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from blimeycow
SIRI WAKE UP I NEED YOU TO BE IN THIS BOX
mjisinwonderland 3 weeks ago 3
How old is he?
meggie359 3 weeks ago
this is why i deactivated my Facebook.
iheartbeauty95 3 weeks ago
IM BEARING MY SOUL TO YOU MAN!
iheartbeauty95 3 weeks ago
haha love it!!!
Kayte0518 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you think he looks like Devon Bostick ♥
bishiewuvr 3 weeks ago
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!! Preach it brotha'
Rabbit2197 3 weeks ago
Ha ha! I love my smartphone. But I don't live and breathe with it like lots of other people do. I have to admit the talking ones are creepy...
EliMakesMovies 3 weeks ago
Maybe you should have checked your smart phone to make sure "stupider" is a word. :)
allicsirPesoR 3 weeks ago
Ahahahahahahahahaha! This is awesome! Love the Cery freak-out :D
IDyourself1 3 weeks ago
hahaahah dude your awesome and your so right man thats what this world is coming to
jman2471 3 weeks ago
God I love Messy Mondays xD
eriniamsmart 3 weeks ago
You Remind Me Of Shaggy When U Say Man xD
lolitakid 3 weeks ago
I love watching his eyebrows. :]
musicienne09 3 weeks ago
2:02 Stupider is not a word... JK YOU'RE AWESOME!!
padrepiofan 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
it's funny how there's a smart phone ad next to the video. XD
sportsluverreid12 3 weeks ago 91
2% tip? Wait, how much is 2%? Need an app for that.... :P
PhazonOmega 3 weeks ago
like this comment if you watched this video on your smart phone....
mariaclarekalin 3 weeks ago
I love the music at the end. It comforts my soul.
captivated3 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The irony is that his soap box is YouTube.
CalLadyQED 3 weeks ago