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  • when he says you just get on it and ride he sounds like ashton kutcher

  • in the netherlands we have to do 2 exams for scooter 1 theorie 1 is riding with an instructor and i costs so fucking much money

  • first time i ride a scooter i drove it into the bushes :P hahahaha pretty funny my second time went better i drove 50kh/m pretty fast

  • emmmmmmm why dose he have nunchucks in his seat .

  • Hey 13mordeth guy! :P I just had the same experience as you , about 5 mins ago thats why i am checking how to ride a scooty on youtube! Thank you! Your advice is gonna help me! ;)

  • LOL it should have really ended at 0:29

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  • Im hoping to get one this summer

    

  • You said you don't normally wear gloves on a scooter.. Obviously you're a great rider, but you might want to anyway because as you've said: Accidents are often not your fault.

    The ONE time I didn't wear gloves because they were throughout wet, I crashed (slow but still) and opened up my hands and knees. Kinda proves my point.

  • @ 2:02, Are they nunchucks??! Is that why you dont show yourself? A secret ninja? :D

  • ur so funny

  • why do you have nunchucks in your compartment. lol you are asking for an asian stereotype

  • pause 4:05

  • You forgot your dog! :D

    

  • at 3:23 the music "to the windooooow, to the wall!" always comes to my mind... just me?

  • Fucking nunchucks!

  • 2:02 ... WTF ?! :DDD

  • 3.30 - 3.32 --- Like a boss!

  • 'she was crying... s'so that was cool' :L

  • i'm getting my new scooter next week, direct bikes ninja orange and black

  • Nice :D i got my first scooter :) keyway fact 50cc 2011 :)

  • if anyone tries to nick my scooter i'll nunchuck them to death!!!!!

  • were those fucking ninchucks?

  • I lauged out loud the 1st 5 seconds of this video. My cat is named Mamao (pron. M'Mow). What a great name for a dog. How do you spell it?

  • nunchucks LOL

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  • Lol "that guys freakish looking" and my dogs mildly vicious XD your how to vid is awesome

  • everyone has nunchucks in their scooter

  • hey, what kind of scooter do you have? looks pretty nice.

  • fucking nunchuks hahahahaha

  • Hahaha ops man! i broke your scooter!

  • I can never find anything in this darn seat.

  • LOL xD

  • nunchucks FTW

  • In norway 50cc scooters are restricted to 30 mp/h (45 Km/h), is that also the case in the USA?

  • "but the most important part in learning to ride a scooter is knowing how to defend yourself against rival triad bike gangs with your nunchucks"

  • Who the fuck haves a nunchaku in a scooter seat... But fucking cool anyways

  • @UWishGaMiNg M13 fucking does, thats who

  • COOL NUNS BRO

  • You have nunchaku in your seat... You are the greatest!!

  • I clicked on this video cause you're awesome... and I like your voice and frantic hand waving.

  • LOL, ily dude. Youre like the only guy im subscribe to.

  • love how you have nun-chucks in that storage space ;)

  • nun-chucks FTW!

  • same thing happend to me, wasant even on the scooter and i sling shot the thing into my sisters car hahaha

  • Carbon fiber dash. Nice.

  • Scooters are for girls.

  • Nunchucks spotted at 2:00. Are you hiding your ninja roots from us M13?

  • lol @ nunchucks

  • Hello M13, question..at @ 3:49 u said "i'll hold it a while...". What did u meant by saying that? I have trouble starting mine too.

  • press 3!

  • he sounds like ashton kutcher

  • @KaylaSaysRawwr Pffft....Ashton Kutcher wishes he were me (not really...but I thought it would be a cool response...you know how it is).

  • @13mordeth:The scooter doesnt have a neutral,thats why it doesnt have to go in gear.It has a CVT transmission. It is used in some cars as well,but u hear some people complaining that its not as easy to hold on a hill as a normal automatic.Thats cause the power at the wheel at idle is very low and the reason why your scooter doesnt go off despite not having a neutral and being in gear all the time.U can see it when u put it on the center stand.Rear wheel should be spinning slowly

  • @13mordeth You have really beautiful eyes.

    Kisses.

  • nice vid

  • LOOOOOOOOl the nun-chucks wdf

  • Favorited for All the shit in the seat haha

  • hey m13 your partner in the vid is soo cool i wish i can pet him, the first part really got me i have been a fan for a while and when i saw you calling your fans retarded i said wtf , but dont worry i got the joke i was laughing

  • fucking nun-chucks in the seat lol

  • @dandan832 thats for road rage....one minute let me get out my chucks.

  • I learned how to ride a bike and a scooter with your vids ;D

    Thanks a lot for making these vids XD

  • Nun-chucks under the seat... lmfao!

  • My dog is mildly vicious LOL

  • When i did my cbt i got told to, Press the front brake then the back brake after the front for emergency stop, lucky for me mine haven't locked :D

  • Whats with th nun-chuck?

  • so when u going to teach how to ride a scooter? been watching for 4 and half minutes and u mentioned something about your dog, about his name,about someone else looking scary.....yawn

  • lol i would love to see her fall xD never 100% believe what someone says

    anyway i love yourl giggle it sounds sexy :L

  • You make me laugh thanks

    

  • haha great video thanks man

  • i am 10 and i can drive scooter like this very easy

  • i like the numchucks

  • 2:02 The vagina blowing assassin always has his trusty nunchucks

  • Hilarious! M13 is one of the most entertaining guys on YouTube, don't you think? Have you seen the scooter video where he ends up reviewing a toilet stall in some Chinese mens room? M13 should be on cable.

  • did you just ride off then and leave your dog behind? :o

  • facking epic intro

  • NINJA DAT MOFO! lol

  • 1:55

    "..because when you give it gas, it just goe...oh. Oh, nevermind those, those are just my ninja weapons...but anyway that's what I did the very first time I saw a scooter."

  • What scooter is that?

  • This made me laugh!!!

  • We do a GCSE course in my school called MVRUS (Motor Vehicle Road Use Studies) And we get to ride a moped, and when i tried to stop the moped it tilted to 1 side when i put my foot down and i accidently put my hand on the throttle and it started spinning, can u tell me it tilted to 1 side on me?

  • Kay-Enn-Oh-Bee

    Get a proper bike

  • 3:30 AAAEEENYWAYS

  • i love mordeth hes so funny

  • Who just lets there moped crash to the floor like that...

  • Teach us how to ride u dick head!!

  • ive seen people uh that guy is freakish looking ive seen people uh

  • ive senn people uh that guy is freakish looking ive seen people uh

  • the best part 30 seconds in!

  • Nice nun chucks

  • he talks like tobuscus

  • @3:31 did u say i dont normally wear gloves when i wear scooter ??

  • Dear 13mordeth,

    Explain the nunchucks.

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  • anyone know whats a great scooter to start with a 50 or 100cc?

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  • @pedroinTemecula a 50 is a perfect scooter if you have no experience with bikes or scooters. for a first scooter, i would probably get a 50cc, mainly because they are cheap to buy, use, and maintain.

  • can anyone tell me what scooter this is

  • @cp4781

    It's a Yamaha Signus

  • I rode a scooter for the first time 2 days ago. Not hard at all.

  • how the fuck is he holding the camera?

  • @ChazBoable its in his helmit

  • In emergency situations, you rely on a front brake... YEAH RIGHT! That's how i fell OVER the scooter! And yet... I'm still alive?! I AM ALIVEEEE! YEAH! THANKS MAN!!!!! :D

  • its not a f**king space shuttle! lol that made my day

  • is this ashton kutcher?

  • his scooter start different i have to use the kicker

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  • i laughed a couple of times during this video.. thank you.

  • =)))=))) you're the best 13mordeth :)))

  • Mr. Chow.! LMAO

  • if that dog can ride it im in

  • 'that guy is freakishly looking' lol

  • front brake = abs usually, which has 2 pads squeezing a disk vs a drum rear brake which will just slow down the rear wheel from spinning with the clutch. and my rear drum is defective and locks up even if I lightly pull in the brake so I just removed it, and the lever for it and just use front brakes. FRONT BRAKES are key to stopping. I know a lot of people who just use their rear brakes.

  • @ 2:51 no no no no.. u be specific.. how many people did you actually see

  • Thanx alot for your 3 videos, i watched them, and now i know how to start it and how to drive it, cuz im buying it soon and im kinda scared, but now i kinda know what to do, So thanks alot :)

  • Lol "you just ride, its not a F*cking space shuttle" :P

  • At 3:33 he said "I dont normally wear gloves if I wear a scooter".

  • 2:19 I'm not going to lie... that smells like pure gasoline

  • hahahahaa XD are you retarted

  • is it essential or a MUST! That you need to know how to ride a bicycle first?

  • Lol this guys funny

  • Chuck Norris puts the " Chuck" in Nunchucks.

  • oh gosh what did the people in that park probably think when they heard you talking to yourself ? ^^ @alloftheguyswhowatchthisvideo watch that video again and imagine you would be a guy in that park and you wouldn't regognize the cam :D:D

  • haha the beginning was fun ,,you just get on it and ride it's not a space shuttle, why did you even klick on this video? " :D but i gotta admit i'm a liittle afraid of that guy, i mean... he's got nunchucks in his seat trunks ! i mean it's weird that he's got nunchucks AT ALL, but in a seat trunk of a scooter ?!! :o

  • you speak like mr.bean lol

  • Such beautiful eyes.....

  • are there nuncucks in there?

  • "Ive seen people uh..That guy's freakish looking.."

  • Nice scooter! I just bought a 96 yamaha razz lol like urs better but lotsa fun!

  • 1:56 "should have thort about the stuff i have in my seat BBLLAAAA!!!!  "

  • wtf lol you carry a nunchuck in yoru seat compartment lol. do you ride and swing it aroung? lol

  • wtf lol you carry a nunchuck in yoru seat compartment lol.

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  • i jammed on the brakes but iknew witch was witch

  • nunchucks in his moped HAHAHAH TROLOLOLOLLL 

  • are there automatic motorbikes?

  • Oh cool a scooter hahaha

  • " so that was cool " LMAO

  • you sound like astian kutcher haha

  • quality moped right there :)

  • fuckin numchucks lol. a uy with a moped would have numchucks lol

  • 1:48 hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahah you're a legend

  • wtf with the fn nunchucks

  • nunchuks under the seat:L

  • nunchucks in the seat trunk , now this guy is badass!

  • @kinomoto0005 don't make him pop THE TRUNK on your ass lol!

  • How do you have the camera..? Nvm..

  • i see your eyes behind the white caption! (;

  • "one guy hit a window, one guy hit a wall" to the windowwss to the wall! lol

  • vote up if you saw

    nunchucks

  • Nunchucks wtf xD

  • Man...your video cracked me up. Hilarious!!!

  • /watch?v=5G-HvOzrEn0 brought me here

  • @13mordeth Funny scooter story: Within the first week or two of getting my scooter I tried starting it on the kick start. I kept trying to kick it over and it wouldn't start. I took the spark plugs out and cleaned them out. Then tried the electric start and the kickstart. Still nothing. Looked down and the ignition wasn't on. From that point I was too far in to just turn the ignition on so I pretty much took the scooter apart and pretended to fix the engine. Then it started and I rode off :')

  • Were those nunchucks in his scooter?

  • I'm going to have to ride a rented scooter around all summer while on vacation.

    I've been thinking I'm going to die for sure because the island I'm going to be on has piss poor roads and steep drops with no barriers.

    After watching this vid, I'm now absolutely certain I'm dead.

  • I always laugh when you say it's not a fucking space shuttle

  • she was bruised up, crying. that was cool :L

  • are they nunchucks in your seat???

  • Omg wipe tears from my eyes cause I'm laughing so hard!

  • "Ive seen people, err. Ive seen people, err..."

  • press 3

  • Numchuks under the seat! haha you da man mordeth

  • how do u brake without it locking on u? and if u use both front and back brakes will this prevent it from flipping were as u just use the front?

  • @TheMonstercell yes 

  • I wish i was old enough to ride.

  • 2:03 -- METAL NUNCHAKU !  You are BADASS! 8)

  • "oh cool scooter... bum..." bum... hahahhaha i laught my ass off xD

  • lmaooooo liken the num chucks 1:59

  • I want to see you test the front brake.

  • was it a parachute in ur seat??

  • Yea am like 10 am already riding this

  • proper scooters like lambretta and vespa

    have twist grip gears

    and are not automatic,

    and are harder to ride.

    this type of scooter is called a moped in england

    and are rubbish lambretta and vespa are the best