This was a JOKE a parody I doubt Dane meant anything by it.I'm christian and I wouldn't give damn if you were an atheist. I find christian jokes funny too. I'm into crude humor. If you find this offensive because you dislike crude humor then why did you even click on it? Let me tell you why, to talk shit to the world about either how much it offends you in a place that isn't meant for that or to rub off your beliefs on someone weather you're artiest christian catholic or whatever. get a life.
Why are people getting worked up over this? I'm a Christian, and I have some athiest friends. I have nothing against other religions. I don't think Dane was trying to offend anybody. He was just saying that this particular person that happened to be an athiest was questioning his beliefs and he didn't like that. Why can't we just laugh about this? I can guarantee that half the people who watched this were athiest and laughed. It's okay to laugh at ourselves every now and then. :)
Dane is obviously misinformed. Asserting your religious/superstitious beliefs on someone when they have a bodily function is arrogant and insulting. When you do so you are basically saying your beliefs are correct and to hell with what anyone else might believe. It's an ignorant outdated tradition which has no relevance in the physical world. You might as well wish upon a star when I sneeze; at least stars are real and they're not nearly as offensive as religions.
Gee, what a fuckin surprise, someone doesn't agree with one of these religion psychos and their ussual reaction is hoping and wishing for violence and harm to come to them. What else is new?... sickest fuckin people on the planet.
i was raised cathlic but i dont care wat people's religan is andi say bless you because i dont like saying the entiree thing cuz im lazy but if it were me i dont realy belive in that stufff any more and i still say im cathlic because i would get my ass wooped if i didnt XD
what i think is that people have the right to believe in what they want but the argument between atheists and people who believe there is a god is pointless atheists don't have proof that God isn't real and believers don't have any proof that God is real except themselves which is not good proof to use considering no one would believe it
So this guy is saying that the atheist is an asshole because he is mocking his beliefs, and then goes on to mock the beliefs of the atheist. What an asshole.
@leftclickben Well, the golden rule of life is "Treat others the way you want to be treated." So clearly, this athiest was doing this to Dane because he wants Dane to do this too. Is Dane really such a jerk for being a good person and giving this man what he wanted?
I have no idea what people find funny about Dane Cook. I've watched his HBO special, I've seen videos here, and he never makes me laugh. I don't understand his popularity.
why do you athiest acts stupid ive said god bless you or thank god in front of athiest and they go off on me ok i know we christians do this too but dont act fn innocent plus i bet if dan did a joke against christians you will all think its great n no i dont care if athiest does a joke on christians as long as its goodlike billy conolly,Ricky GervaisPenn Jillette <3
@Palmmenon I never got that part. So you hope he turns out to be right and then they print a book which, if the atheist is right, would just be a pack of lies? If that was the case, wouldn't what you actually cared about be perpetuating your own beliefs whether they were true or not? What Dane Cook is actually saying is, "I hope there really is no God, but everyone keeps thinking there is, just to piss off one guy for believing something that I hope is true." Bear in mind I'm not an atheist.
@hectichorse Why don't you go die, so you can come back as a tree? You know, something more beautiful than YOU currently are. And I had to stare at a tree when I misbehaved as a kid- they're not excessently beautiful.
Stupid, eh? I'm 13 with an IQ near the average University student's.
@Palmmenon There is a difference in being smart and having good common sense. I am a extremely merciful and nice person, compared to the so called Catholics in my area. I have a natural ability for human psychology and persuasion. The reason I told you about the human psychology, common sense and persuasion is it pretty much explain that im excellent at detecting human lies and the way people act to things. The way the bible is written, had to be written by man, not dictated by man from God. :L
@hectichorse Merciful and nice? Yeah, sounds legit, insulting me for my religious beliefs, based on those Catholics you claim to know. And it could be because it was translated from frikken Latin. I couldn't care less what you have to say. If Jesus was a fraud, would people REALLY be talking about him, 2000 years later? I also tend to be kind and merciful, but you're being a jerk. And you should have said "I wouldn't be so proud to have such a lack of common sense" then.
@Palmmenon Yep wishing death upon someone, you really are merciful *Derp face. Also they haven't been talking about Jesus for 2000 years, maybe 1500 if your lucky. Its been proven the Jesus story was written a long time after it was supposed to have happened. If your really want to believe in something as long as you do please research it a little more instead of getting your information from a biased source AKA the bible. I really do hope you google "is Jesus real" on google :)
@hectichorse You can't honestly think I was serious about "why don't you go die...". And either way, I'm pretty frikken certain that neither of us is gonna be talked about for over 1000 years, now will we? Those stories I like to write? They won't either. I, for a fact, have had my own prayers answered in various ways. Why don't you mind your own business? My beliefs are not your business, sweetheart! Btw, you should at least use proper grammar if you want to sound intelligent.
@Palmmenon 1. I typed it on my phone 2. I knew you wouldn't google "is Jesus real". 3. You are weak minded. My prayers were answered, sure... How many times have you prayed for stuff to happen and how many times has it happened, I used to be a Christian and realised wait a second, maybe if I didn't pray that still would of happened anyway. Praying doesn't work and you know it. Now just one question and to see if you have common sense, do you believe the Earth was created 4.5 billion years ago?
@hectichorse Weak minded? Do you forget I'm 13 years old? And I'd google it if I cared enough about what you thought. I don't care about when the Earth was created. Stop being such a jerk, and leave me to my own life, leave me to my own beliefs. I'm not some push-over who's gonna be swayed even the slightest bit by some random guy. And "you're" isn't hard to type on a phone if you're not too lazy.
@hectichorse how about if you're going to argue about something so pointless as to whether God is real or not, why don't you just accept that people have different beliefs. just because you don't believe something doesn't mean that other people have to believe what you believe.
@xBrownEyedDancer97x That is a very good question, why did he? Why would a moral, loving god waste the time and energy to create an individual who he knows is going to burn in hell for eternity?
Atheist sounds like a bad tooth ache or some other not so pleasant infection. Doctor said "I'm infected with atheism", Symptom's are smugness, self worship, self centered, selfishness, idolizing oneself, worshiping celebrities, musicians, democrats and under the illusion that human kind is so big, powerful and amazing that the species can actually change the earths climate. No cure is known for those who go off the deep end and truly believe they are all mighty and all powerful.
@EastCoast20 Seriously? Atheists don't think like that. . . and the earth's climate is progressively warming due to 1) an increase in "greenhouse gases" trapping UV radiation in the atmosphere and 2) compounds that destroy "natural" ozone in the stratosphere. . . we're changing the chemical composition of the atmosphere in a drastic way which then alters the Earth's climate. On a side note, one of my former friends was a Catholic and had every negative attribute you just described ;)
"Its not ummm nothing, atheists are usually fairly articulate about their beliefs."
Fairly articulate? LMAO! Like spewing off vitriolic diatribes and insults without any use of reason or demonstration of an intellectual capacity above that of a four year-old?
this is comedy people, do u all actually believe that conversation ever happened?? pfff grow the fuck up... stand up comedians are there to be creative, period.
Its not "ummm nothing", atheists are usually fairly articulate about their beliefs Christians have no points other than to reference their own holy book in which they frequently ignore the laws of and is regularly wrong. Also Dane cook is known to make up and exaggerate his stories.
@Freelance170 lol, i bet hes exaggerated it allot xP so it sounds funny, i like that guy, and im an atheist, but i can still be an ass when i want to....
one a christen jumped on me like that to, he wanted to try to argue with me xP its not only on one side that this shit happens you know =)
@Freelance170 he obviously just made this story up, because most atheists I know would never give a fuck. In my experience catholics and christians are much more annoying about rubbing their religion in your faces. Just look at the republican candidates. This sucks not only because its unfunny, the crowd cheers for him being catholic because we're in america, and him saying he was "raised" catholic which means he only believes it because his parents did.
Maybe it is funny, but only because I am laughing at him, It is the same on both sides, just stereotyping to make the other sound stupid, then all the sheep graze on it thinking they have the moral high ground.
I find this hilarious, as a Catholic who also loves the concept of evolution. I also think the people arguing below should plz STFU, because most major religions' ground rules are treat other as you would yourself. It doesn't matter what rituals you use or what God you worship as long as you treat the world with respect. If all religions & races could get along, many horrible wars & attacks would never've happened.
Atheist - Which is filled with impossibilities and contradictions. So not proof of anything.
Rory Davidson - Yet you use it to form a lack of belief, do you believe in the proof of your lack of belief, since you think the bible isn't proof?
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People, this is supposed to be comedy not a religous debait! i mean really we all have different beleifs im not here to decuss that now i was just enjoyen my daily fukin comedy so everyone debaiting plz peace be with you all! I am not chatholic.. :P
@CrazyBirdC . I didn't call you ignorant,can't you read? has your religion dumbed you down that much?
As I said before, you are a religious person, who follows the unproven word of a magical being and a story book & yet you think your eyes are open lol. your helping to show how blind and arrogant some religious people are. Stop it man, your digging a deeper hole. You have already helped me back up my 1st comment. Also I'm not your mate. Now, go pray to your sky fairy and read a fiction novel.
haha, because I dont think the same way as you I'm ingorant? Another Fool mark for you
people who can't understand things and are unable to work them out start to abuse other people and take their frustrations out on other. This is clear in you. As someone that follows Catholicism, you dont have the option of telling anyone else to open their eyes, yours are as blind as they can be.
How does it feel to be brainwashed and deluded as you?
Oh what a let down. I was kinda expecting somewhat of a decent conversation with you. But it looks like you've just dropped it because you know you cant finish this with the outcome you want. You are just anoter deluded fool, who thinks his belief in his sky fairy makes him correct.
@CrazyBirdC You can’t see the dead end in your logic can you? You are one of these Christian that whatever they hear they will always come back & say something along the lines of “your opinion is wrong, because I said so, my God is real and I have faith and I believe” There is little point talking with people like you, because you will continually put your belief above others.Whatever anyone says to you, you’re going to end up believing what you think is correct anyway.
@CrazyBirdC your confusing.....like really confusing, please explain instead of saying the same thing over and over please or you'll explain what your saying....and anyways there are Atheists out there and you have to deal with it weither you like it or not people are Aitheist, they do exists if thats what your saying. if your saying
@CrazyBirdC sorry about my early comment with the spell mistakes. but for me there is no god there is no proof for me and some people. Atheism isnt stupid its a choice, you have to respect that. Atheist means the person has without faith. i dont beleve in god but i do have beleve in faith, you need to respect other people choices in their faith and life.
@CrazyBirdC Atheism isnt stupid. its a choice you have to respect. i dont beleve in god myself. but im not an atheist i beleve in other things for my religin, for me there is no reason to beleve in god, theres no scientific belief that he exists.
@CrazyBirdC Yes, call him under suspicion of taking your side, THAT will vindicate your moronic argument. I have to achieve 100% certainty before making a claim? Hmm......So you better stop reading the bible until it's 100% verified then.
Also atheism means "without belief" - not - "fuck you I 100% know there is NO GOD" Try again.
Unfortunately most Atheists are rather snarky and snobby toward the beliefs of others... this is why they won't ever get much recognition and those Atheists who try to do good for it are merely pushed under the rug because of the others. Being an Atheist does not entitle you to anything, imo, the first thing I assume when someone says they're an Atheist, "Oh, great... a prick who thinks he knows it all but probably doesn't know shit."
@mus1cify 2 Choices? Evolution or your particular religion's version of creation? Ha! Try thousands of creation stories.
Also, evolution makes no sense? Do you have even a cursory understanding of it?
Lets see...Magic pops everything into existence instantly without any known mechanism, or everything evolved, as we had proof of....Hmmmm...choices......(yeah, I said PROOF)
@52Gone dude, i haven't offended anybody. what's ur problem? u know mathematicians don't believe in evolution because it doesn't add up? there is absolutely no solid proof; not even from scientists.
if someone believes in something I wont say they are wrong, no if they believe in some guy who made us, ill let them believe, because they could be right because who knows if there is a god? but untill I know there is some "god" i will not believe in this guy
Person B disregards certain key points of X and instead presents the superficially similar position Y. Thus, Y is a resulting distorted version of X and can be set up in several ways, including:
Inventing a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs which are then criticized, implying that the person represents a group of whom the speaker is critical.
Making an atheist character look silly does not equal Christianity is right.
Person B disregards certain key points of X and instead presents the superficially similar position Y. Thus, Y is a resulting distorted version of X and can be set up in several ways, including:
Inventing a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs which are then criticized, implying that the person represents a group of whom the speaker is critical.
Making an atheist character look silly does not equal Christianity is right.
hey dane the reason we say god bless you dates back a long time ago when people got sick they usually died So people would ask for there mytholigical god to bless them . so thats where it comes from as for me im a athiest and i sneeze into my sleeve because its the best way to sneeze or cough . just because he is a athiest is not why he is a rude pig there are pigs of every religion and race. just my 2 cents
Hey, I'm an atheist and I thought it was funny! What's the big deal you guys? I think the real problem here is we need to learn to TAKE A JOKE. and if you can't do that, just let it go. If you really hate something so much, why do you waste your time by typing a response?
They say religious people are close minded...but they are the most close minded people going. They refuse to open their minds to ALL possibilities, summarily dismissing God. Summarily dismissing anything is contrary to their scientific method, a method they hold so dear.
They are not very smart if they actively contradict themselves.
Best of all...
Some Atheist is going to comment on this, telling me the opposite...but they will still dismiss God as a possibility.
@LivesForJihad Atheists are actually open to all possibilities. We can't say that we have proof that there is no god. So you are a theist, right? Can you give actual proof that your god actually exists and is the only god? Why do you think that you as a muslim (i suppose) are right and the buddists for example are wrong? Can you stand the fact that it is possible that maybe god is a figment of our imagination? So yes, i reverse your comment and send it back. What do you have to say now?
@niva2gr Buddhism isn't a religion...it is more a way of life. Buddha is not worshiped as a God.
Could I prove a particular God exists? No. Why? It negates from the notion of faith. It is possible there is no God, not that I believe this.
Can I prove a God(s) exists? Possibly. I would be lying if I said that I was the foremost expert of evolutionary science. However, I do know my fair share about it. In short...no mutation that increases genetic information has ever been naturally discovered,
We don't believe in gods because no religious person has actually presented proof that their religion and/or god is real. Do you have any idea how many so-called gods there are:
@LivesForJihad why "god"? how about "gods" as a possibility? oh wait, you're not allowed to talk about that. How can you even judge atheists if your religion makes polytheism a taboo? How can you even criticize atheists with your thought and speech impariments imposed by your retarded culture?
@LivesForJihad If you give me empirical evidence pointing towards whatever god you believe in, I will fall to my knees and praise him/her for the rest of my days. I promise. :)
I am an atheist and i loved it!People, relax! He is a comedian and stand up comedians rely their program on exaggeration! Anyone smart enough has enough brains to understand that religion makes no sense. Well, he is not one of them. But he has a sense of humor, you've got to admit that! Ok, he is stupid, but i think that he is a very good comedian.
Dudes! hes just making a living! ok thats how he is getting through life!! he doesnt have to try and intertain you asholes you dont like it the why did you click on it when it said atheists!!? here is an idea get of the net and get a life!!
Ok since the theists and atheists can't ever agree on anything I'll be the one to take the high road here. Atheists there's far more to just our universe than we could possibly imagine. We don't know everything yet so stop making assumptions about everything. And to the Theists there is a lot we do know about math and science and the universe in general. Not enough to disprove the existence of God, but well more than enough to disprove the bible as a literal historical reference. That's truth!
To uniteordie1 and bobmuffins, please chill out and listen. Dane Cook was talking about a bad experience he had with an atheist who was pretentious and talked down to him as if believing in a higher power made him an idiot! You two are making it seem as if he was mocking all atheists for their beliefs! He wasn't even bragging about his religion, all he did was simply state what it was, how the hell does that make him a traitor to free thought or intellectually dishonest?
Eeeh, I'm a free spirited person. I don't like being shackled to someone's belief's. Because some people take their religion WAAAAY too far. Btw, love the vid!XD
You people are immature! Can't you just laugh at a joke and leave it at that?! You have to trash someone because he had a bad experience with an atheist, and he made a joke about THAT guy! Not you, idiots!
He's just exaggerating the atheist stereo-type of being an intellectual snob. As an atheist I found it quite funny, but then I just like Danes style of comedy.
To be fair, that atheist dude was a bit of a snob. Just because you're atheist, doesn't mean you can act a smartarse. And it was a moderately ok joke.
If you are a truth seeker, search "Truth Contest" in Google and click on the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says. Everyone needs to see this. The Present will turn this world right-side up if it reaches enough people. You will see what I mean when you read the first page.
@2010zombiez When he's intentionally misrepresenting atheists in order to make comedy at our expense, no. If he said all catholics are pedophiles, all muslims are terrorists, or all (your religion) are all (negative stereotype), you might get why I get pissed off when people perpetuate the stereotype that atheists are all grumpy, and get pissed when people bring up religion.
@uniteordie1 You're just mad because you live a dreary, gray, life so you come on youtube and spout hate comments pretending to be an advocate for "free thought." Yes, he believes in god there he said it.. he's such a bad person isn't he.. let's crucify him..oh wait that wont do.. that has the cross on it.. maybe a pentagram.. no no those damn pagans are just as bad.. lets just go on youtube and make asses of ourselves and remain the social superiors. No, it's a joke video calm your blue balls.
@MrLiamHenderson I'm sure you would, I think most atheists are swallowing too much of their grandmas medication and slowly becoming impotent so they bring people down to their level, JUST SAYIN.
@Nightsblood192 Lol. What an utterly incoherent insult. Think what you like about me it doesn't matter, you're head's already full of Jesus-creep so... no harm done eh.
@MrLiamHenderson "OH! why I never!" yes, I insulted you, I'm such a terrible person. I know.. religion is sooo bad right, my god everyone must bow down to the nihilistic superior or face ridicule by ignorant followers. No thanks <3
This was a JOKE a parody I doubt Dane meant anything by it.I'm christian and I wouldn't give damn if you were an atheist. I find christian jokes funny too. I'm into crude humor. If you find this offensive because you dislike crude humor then why did you even click on it? Let me tell you why, to talk shit to the world about either how much it offends you in a place that isn't meant for that or to rub off your beliefs on someone weather you're artiest christian catholic or whatever. get a life.
LOVESALL3303 10 hours ago
Why are people getting worked up over this? I'm a Christian, and I have some athiest friends. I have nothing against other religions. I don't think Dane was trying to offend anybody. He was just saying that this particular person that happened to be an athiest was questioning his beliefs and he didn't like that. Why can't we just laugh about this? I can guarantee that half the people who watched this were athiest and laughed. It's okay to laugh at ourselves every now and then. :)
WhenTheyCryLove 1 day ago
Yeah, the guy at the grocery store wasn't an atheist, he was an idiot. And I doubt that any part of the story ever happened.
TheN0username 4 days ago
YOU PRINT THE BIBLE ON HIM.. LMFAOOO OMG
ZakiSamaka 1 week ago
Dane is obviously misinformed. Asserting your religious/superstitious beliefs on someone when they have a bodily function is arrogant and insulting. When you do so you are basically saying your beliefs are correct and to hell with what anyone else might believe. It's an ignorant outdated tradition which has no relevance in the physical world. You might as well wish upon a star when I sneeze; at least stars are real and they're not nearly as offensive as religions.
yllierutube 2 weeks ago 2
@yllierutube Yup, because people TOTALLY pay attention to that.
SHADOWT64 1 week ago
Gee, what a fuckin surprise, someone doesn't agree with one of these religion psychos and their ussual reaction is hoping and wishing for violence and harm to come to them. What else is new?... sickest fuckin people on the planet.
TheDeaconSephiroth 3 weeks ago 2
@TheDeaconSephiroth how is he being a religous psycho?
9movierox 3 weeks ago
Wow lol.... lost all the respect for dane cook right there.
mohamadalikazi 1 month ago
i was raised cathlic but i dont care wat people's religan is andi say bless you because i dont like saying the entiree thing cuz im lazy but if it were me i dont realy belive in that stufff any more and i still say im cathlic because i would get my ass wooped if i didnt XD
koria0518 1 month ago
wait no 72 virgins the muslim hvn is much better
Abbadon380 1 month ago
GESUNDITTEE
Abbadon380 1 month ago
what i think is that people have the right to believe in what they want but the argument between atheists and people who believe there is a god is pointless atheists don't have proof that God isn't real and believers don't have any proof that God is real except themselves which is not good proof to use considering no one would believe it
P.S. I'm a proud Christian :3
SuperMittenman 1 month ago
GOOZINTEIGHT ROFL ROFL ROFL
lpslover680 1 month ago
So this guy is saying that the atheist is an asshole because he is mocking his beliefs, and then goes on to mock the beliefs of the atheist. What an asshole.
leftclickben 1 month ago
@leftclickben Well, the golden rule of life is "Treat others the way you want to be treated." So clearly, this athiest was doing this to Dane because he wants Dane to do this too. Is Dane really such a jerk for being a good person and giving this man what he wanted?
Palmmenon 1 month ago
I have no idea what people find funny about Dane Cook. I've watched his HBO special, I've seen videos here, and he never makes me laugh. I don't understand his popularity.
FlyingPinkUnicorn 1 month ago
why do you athiest acts stupid ive said god bless you or thank god in front of athiest and they go off on me ok i know we christians do this too but dont act fn innocent plus i bet if dan did a joke against christians you will all think its great n no i dont care if athiest does a joke on christians as long as its goodlike billy conolly,Ricky GervaisPenn Jillette <3
TheSusietv 1 month ago
"And once he's paper, I hope they print the Bible on him!"
I started clapping. I am SO proud to be Catholic right now, you have no idea.
Palmmenon 1 month ago 2
@Palmmenon I never got that part. So you hope he turns out to be right and then they print a book which, if the atheist is right, would just be a pack of lies? If that was the case, wouldn't what you actually cared about be perpetuating your own beliefs whether they were true or not? What Dane Cook is actually saying is, "I hope there really is no God, but everyone keeps thinking there is, just to piss off one guy for believing something that I hope is true." Bear in mind I'm not an atheist.
OnThe515 1 month ago
@OnThe515 Yeah, I didn't quite get it, but the ending had me near crying with laughter. Well, clapping is what I do when that happens...
Palmmenon 1 month ago
@Palmmenon I wouldn't be so proud to be stupid....
hectichorse 1 month ago
@hectichorse Why don't you go die, so you can come back as a tree? You know, something more beautiful than YOU currently are. And I had to stare at a tree when I misbehaved as a kid- they're not excessently beautiful.
Stupid, eh? I'm 13 with an IQ near the average University student's.
Palmmenon 1 month ago
@Palmmenon There is a difference in being smart and having good common sense. I am a extremely merciful and nice person, compared to the so called Catholics in my area. I have a natural ability for human psychology and persuasion. The reason I told you about the human psychology, common sense and persuasion is it pretty much explain that im excellent at detecting human lies and the way people act to things. The way the bible is written, had to be written by man, not dictated by man from God. :L
hectichorse 1 month ago
@hectichorse Merciful and nice? Yeah, sounds legit, insulting me for my religious beliefs, based on those Catholics you claim to know. And it could be because it was translated from frikken Latin. I couldn't care less what you have to say. If Jesus was a fraud, would people REALLY be talking about him, 2000 years later? I also tend to be kind and merciful, but you're being a jerk. And you should have said "I wouldn't be so proud to have such a lack of common sense" then.
Palmmenon 1 month ago
@Palmmenon Yep wishing death upon someone, you really are merciful *Derp face. Also they haven't been talking about Jesus for 2000 years, maybe 1500 if your lucky. Its been proven the Jesus story was written a long time after it was supposed to have happened. If your really want to believe in something as long as you do please research it a little more instead of getting your information from a biased source AKA the bible. I really do hope you google "is Jesus real" on google :)
hectichorse 1 month ago
@hectichorse You can't honestly think I was serious about "why don't you go die...". And either way, I'm pretty frikken certain that neither of us is gonna be talked about for over 1000 years, now will we? Those stories I like to write? They won't either. I, for a fact, have had my own prayers answered in various ways. Why don't you mind your own business? My beliefs are not your business, sweetheart! Btw, you should at least use proper grammar if you want to sound intelligent.
Palmmenon 1 month ago
@Palmmenon 1. I typed it on my phone 2. I knew you wouldn't google "is Jesus real". 3. You are weak minded. My prayers were answered, sure... How many times have you prayed for stuff to happen and how many times has it happened, I used to be a Christian and realised wait a second, maybe if I didn't pray that still would of happened anyway. Praying doesn't work and you know it. Now just one question and to see if you have common sense, do you believe the Earth was created 4.5 billion years ago?
hectichorse 1 month ago
@hectichorse Weak minded? Do you forget I'm 13 years old? And I'd google it if I cared enough about what you thought. I don't care about when the Earth was created. Stop being such a jerk, and leave me to my own life, leave me to my own beliefs. I'm not some push-over who's gonna be swayed even the slightest bit by some random guy. And "you're" isn't hard to type on a phone if you're not too lazy.
Palmmenon 1 month ago
@hectichorse how about if you're going to argue about something so pointless as to whether God is real or not, why don't you just accept that people have different beliefs. just because you don't believe something doesn't mean that other people have to believe what you believe.
naenaebin 1 month ago
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Ninjisy 1 month ago
LOL Atheist ftw
RichtoffenRoach 2 months ago
I didn't know I was gonna become a tree...
78misfitz45 2 months ago
@78misfitz45 dude every athiest i meet tells me they will be one with the earth
TheSusietv 1 month ago
@TheSusietv Really? xDD
78misfitz45 1 month ago
@EastCoast20 Yea
Freelance170 2 months ago
john5838 ... if its so funny tht they waste paper on the bible y did god waste space on u? damn athiest......
xBrownEyedDancer97x 2 months ago
@xBrownEyedDancer97x That is a very good question, why did he? Why would a moral, loving god waste the time and energy to create an individual who he knows is going to burn in hell for eternity?
DougRumbaugh 1 month ago
make him into paper and then you print the bible on him >:D ... turns into soil? wtf
xBrownEyedDancer97x 2 months ago
Atheist sounds like a bad tooth ache or some other not so pleasant infection. Doctor said "I'm infected with atheism", Symptom's are smugness, self worship, self centered, selfishness, idolizing oneself, worshiping celebrities, musicians, democrats and under the illusion that human kind is so big, powerful and amazing that the species can actually change the earths climate. No cure is known for those who go off the deep end and truly believe they are all mighty and all powerful.
EastCoast20 2 months ago
@EastCoast20 mjm whatever.
RichtoffenRoach 2 months ago
@EastCoast20 Seriously? Atheists don't think like that. . . and the earth's climate is progressively warming due to 1) an increase in "greenhouse gases" trapping UV radiation in the atmosphere and 2) compounds that destroy "natural" ozone in the stratosphere. . . we're changing the chemical composition of the atmosphere in a drastic way which then alters the Earth's climate. On a side note, one of my former friends was a Catholic and had every negative attribute you just described ;)
KiKiLoVedOnO 1 month ago
So Freelance170 your not a "Snarky" atheist? LOL
EastCoast20 2 months ago
"Its not ummm nothing, atheists are usually fairly articulate about their beliefs."
Fairly articulate? LMAO! Like spewing off vitriolic diatribes and insults without any use of reason or demonstration of an intellectual capacity above that of a four year-old?
CarlosMarti123 2 months ago
3,039 teenage theists have computers.
JoseATurner 2 months ago
I'm an Atheist and I proud of being an Atheist.
rs0gunz 2 months ago
@rs0gunz aren't you just so special. :)
EastCoast20 2 months ago
I think you'll find this is for your "English" project...
TeachSecularHumanism 2 months ago
gesundheit its in german, and its the same thing
TvadernJdawg 3 months ago
I feel like im honouring hitler GESUNDHIT! LOL
redvsblueroccks 3 months ago
this is comedy people, do u all actually believe that conversation ever happened?? pfff grow the fuck up... stand up comedians are there to be creative, period.
krebsfreakshow 3 months ago
Its not "ummm nothing", atheists are usually fairly articulate about their beliefs Christians have no points other than to reference their own holy book in which they frequently ignore the laws of and is regularly wrong. Also Dane cook is known to make up and exaggerate his stories.
drugeesarepeopletoo 3 months ago
Dane cook is not funny. I really don't know how so little talent can be turned in to a career. He like the worst godamn comedian i have ever heard.
sundersart 3 months ago
is this supposed to be funny?
pistolpete667 3 months ago
@pistolpete667 duh; he's a comedian
MrWwefan15 2 months ago
so this guy thinks germans are all nazis? and that atheist was just an asshole, like this guy.
Madman1234855 3 months ago
@Madman1234855 I don't think he ever said that ? Wow, overreaction.
OliByGolly1 3 months ago
what a tard...
afielsch 3 months ago
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!
Hannodb1961 3 months ago
I might be an Atheist but I dont rub in peoples faces.
I hate those people
Freelance170 3 months ago 40
@Freelance170 so your not one of those "Snarky" atheist. :)
EastCoast20 2 months ago
@Freelance170 lol, i bet hes exaggerated it allot xP so it sounds funny, i like that guy, and im an atheist, but i can still be an ass when i want to....
one a christen jumped on me like that to, he wanted to try to argue with me xP its not only on one side that this shit happens you know =)
5T34LTHcamoT4NK 1 month ago
@Freelance170 he obviously just made this story up, because most atheists I know would never give a fuck. In my experience catholics and christians are much more annoying about rubbing their religion in your faces. Just look at the republican candidates. This sucks not only because its unfunny, the crowd cheers for him being catholic because we're in america, and him saying he was "raised" catholic which means he only believes it because his parents did.
bojanks15 1 week ago
Ah, I was wondering why I always got the impression that Dane Cook was an idiot.
Deanbass77 3 months ago
@Deanbass77 UR AN IDIOT LOL!!! jking
RapperParidise 3 months ago
"u print the bible on him" LMFAO!
mas6o0ol100 4 months ago 3
@mas6o0ol100 It is funny to think they would waste paper on printing a bible
john5838 3 months ago
@john5838 It is funny how you're trying to say that you're an athiest ..
mas6o0ol100 3 months ago
@mas6o0ol100 Thanks, probably better comedy than the video right?
john5838 3 months ago
Maybe it is funny, but only because I am laughing at him, It is the same on both sides, just stereotyping to make the other sound stupid, then all the sheep graze on it thinking they have the moral high ground.
john5838 4 months ago
eh, i dont get why my friends think this is funny
catwalker909 4 months ago
haha
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just looking at the title you can already assume theres gonna be some religious debate in the comments, OH LOOK just a few comments down
NewJerseyJake 4 months ago
I find this hilarious, as a Catholic who also loves the concept of evolution. I also think the people arguing below should plz STFU, because most major religions' ground rules are treat other as you would yourself. It doesn't matter what rituals you use or what God you worship as long as you treat the world with respect. If all religions & races could get along, many horrible wars & attacks would never've happened.
cricketflowerwarrior 4 months ago
uh when you die, nothing happens
FMFDaniela1 4 months ago
god bless you= cover your fucking mouth (in cognito)
FMFDaniela1 4 months ago
I'm an atheist and I find this very funny. I don't know exactly what the two guys below me are arguing about, but please, just shut the fuck up.
bachthoven1685 4 months ago 49
Oh the irony
AnimeRoxorz13 4 months ago
Ah. Don't you love how whenever there's a fucking COMEDY video, Athiests and Christians debate everywhere?
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rorstar83 4 months ago
I'm an atheist and I think this is funny :D
superjoe30 4 months ago
People, this is supposed to be comedy not a religous debait! i mean really we all have different beleifs im not here to decuss that now i was just enjoyen my daily fukin comedy so everyone debaiting plz peace be with you all! I am not chatholic.. :P
DellaRobbiaStern123 4 months ago 2
hale hitler no fuk hitler
megadude5267 4 months ago
Theist - What happens to you after you die?
Atheist - The same thing that happens to you, whether you like it or not. Nothing.
boosie007666 4 months ago
bible, bible, bible, bible ...
THERE IS NO bible, nowadays there is bibles.
There was a Bible, but you know the story ...
soufianesakhi 4 months ago
"and once he's paper you print the bible on him" lol
cutiekrystina 4 months ago
is it bad if im an atheist and i find this funny? :|
timewithehh 4 months ago
@CrazyBirdC . I didn't call you ignorant,can't you read? has your religion dumbed you down that much?
As I said before, you are a religious person, who follows the unproven word of a magical being and a story book & yet you think your eyes are open lol. your helping to show how blind and arrogant some religious people are. Stop it man, your digging a deeper hole. You have already helped me back up my 1st comment. Also I'm not your mate. Now, go pray to your sky fairy and read a fiction novel.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC
haha, because I dont think the same way as you I'm ingorant? Another Fool mark for you
people who can't understand things and are unable to work them out start to abuse other people and take their frustrations out on other. This is clear in you. As someone that follows Catholicism, you dont have the option of telling anyone else to open their eyes, yours are as blind as they can be.
How does it feel to be brainwashed and deluded as you?
Goregrinding 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC
Oh what a let down. I was kinda expecting somewhat of a decent conversation with you. But it looks like you've just dropped it because you know you cant finish this with the outcome you want. You are just anoter deluded fool, who thinks his belief in his sky fairy makes him correct.
Grow up.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC You can’t see the dead end in your logic can you? You are one of these Christian that whatever they hear they will always come back & say something along the lines of “your opinion is wrong, because I said so, my God is real and I have faith and I believe” There is little point talking with people like you, because you will continually put your belief above others.Whatever anyone says to you, you’re going to end up believing what you think is correct anyway.
Fool.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC your confusing.....like really confusing, please explain instead of saying the same thing over and over please or you'll explain what your saying....and anyways there are Atheists out there and you have to deal with it weither you like it or not people are Aitheist, they do exists if thats what your saying. if your saying
Atheists dont exist they do.
DemonHastigo 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC sorry about my early comment with the spell mistakes. but for me there is no god there is no proof for me and some people. Atheism isnt stupid its a choice, you have to respect that. Atheist means the person has without faith. i dont beleve in god but i do have beleve in faith, you need to respect other people choices in their faith and life.
DemonHastigo 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC Atheism isnt stupid. its a choice you have to respect. i dont beleve in god myself. but im not an atheist i beleve in other things for my religin, for me there is no reason to beleve in god, theres no scientific belief that he exists.
DemonHastigo 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC Yes, call him under suspicion of taking your side, THAT will vindicate your moronic argument. I have to achieve 100% certainty before making a claim? Hmm......So you better stop reading the bible until it's 100% verified then.
Also atheism means "without belief" - not - "fuck you I 100% know there is NO GOD" Try again.
Devilonsteroids 5 months ago
@Devilonsteroids
This CrazyBirdC guy really is deluded isnt he.
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ALE0LAGUNA 5 months ago
@ALE0LAGUNA Yeah, the whole joke relies on the false premise of an atheist believing in reincarnation. Fail.
Devilonsteroids 5 months ago
Unfortunately most Atheists are rather snarky and snobby toward the beliefs of others... this is why they won't ever get much recognition and those Atheists who try to do good for it are merely pushed under the rug because of the others. Being an Atheist does not entitle you to anything, imo, the first thing I assume when someone says they're an Atheist, "Oh, great... a prick who thinks he knows it all but probably doesn't know shit."
norevelation 5 months ago
@norevelation That is some true shit !
mariostylo 5 months ago
@CrazyBirdC
Your logic is flawed and defeats itself anyway. I suspect you of being a troll , your reply is outstandingly stupid.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
@Goregrinding ugh ur such a virgin.
KiyoshiMasaru 5 months ago
@KiyoshiMasaru
You are a fool.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
@Goregrinding ur mother is a fool you faggot.
KiyoshiMasaru 5 months ago
@KiyoshiMasaru
Congratulations on such a smart and witty reply, you completely enlightened me. Keep trying buddy, you might make something out of yourself one day.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
Christians are idiots.
Goregrinding 5 months ago
"What am I supposed to say when an atheist sneezes?" ---How about nothing. How about you ignore that particular bodily function.
szafraniecamanda 5 months ago
Atheists also belive in evolution then, cuz there's only two choices- Evolution or Creation and evolution makes no sense.
mus1cify 5 months ago
@mus1cify Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wow. This is waaaay funnier than the video.
Devilonsteroids 5 months ago
@Devilonsteroids y? what else is there?
mus1cify 5 months ago
@mus1cify 2 Choices? Evolution or your particular religion's version of creation? Ha! Try thousands of creation stories.
Also, evolution makes no sense? Do you have even a cursory understanding of it?
Lets see...Magic pops everything into existence instantly without any known mechanism, or everything evolved, as we had proof of....Hmmmm...choices......(yeah, I said PROOF)
Devilonsteroids 5 months ago
@Devilonsteroids what are the PROOFS for evolution according to you? there is no proof
mus1cify 5 months ago
@mus1cify wait, evolution makes no sense? are you mentally retarded or something?
52Gone 5 months ago
@52Gone dude, i haven't offended anybody. what's ur problem? u know mathematicians don't believe in evolution because it doesn't add up? there is absolutely no solid proof; not even from scientists.
mus1cify 5 months ago
i am an atheist BUT
if someone believes in something I wont say they are wrong, no if they believe in some guy who made us, ill let them believe, because they could be right because who knows if there is a god? but untill I know there is some "god" i will not believe in this guy
WarriorXClaws 5 months ago
ive seen more disagreements on this video then on any other videos
afflematt 5 months ago
I'm Atheist and that was hilarious :D
MikeyLooseBowels 5 months ago
The ad next to this video on my computer is for a christian dating site lol
CrashBandicoot68 5 months ago
472 people must have be a atheist
alferd1979 5 months ago
Nice Straw Man.
Person A has position X.
Person B disregards certain key points of X and instead presents the superficially similar position Y. Thus, Y is a resulting distorted version of X and can be set up in several ways, including:
Inventing a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs which are then criticized, implying that the person represents a group of whom the speaker is critical.
Making an atheist character look silly does not equal Christianity is right.
There is no God.
rollingclaw 5 months ago
Nice Straw Man.
Person A has position X.
Person B disregards certain key points of X and instead presents the superficially similar position Y. Thus, Y is a resulting distorted version of X and can be set up in several ways, including:
Inventing a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs which are then criticized, implying that the person represents a group of whom the speaker is critical.
Making an atheist character look silly does not equal Christianity is right.
There is no God Christians
rollingclaw 5 months ago
Wow you guys are morons it doesnt have to be "right" and "good", this is just good funny COMEDY funny funny..get your heads out ur butts..
frozenwindx1 5 months ago
@frozenwindx1 Thank you for understanding comedy and not being a idiot! :)
whitetigers00 5 months ago
oh and yes i like dane cook he has some funny bits out there
William81Edge10 5 months ago
hey dane the reason we say god bless you dates back a long time ago when people got sick they usually died So people would ask for there mytholigical god to bless them . so thats where it comes from as for me im a athiest and i sneeze into my sleeve because its the best way to sneeze or cough . just because he is a athiest is not why he is a rude pig there are pigs of every religion and race. just my 2 cents
William81Edge10 5 months ago
Hey Dane, look up "schadenfreude", while you're at it.
SalamaSond 5 months ago
AND THEN YOU PUT THE BIBLE ON HIM!! ROFL!!
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shncsr 5 months ago
thumbs up if you Google snarky
123airstrike 5 months ago 22
@uniteprdie1 are you a athiest?
123airstrike 5 months ago
I am an atheist and that was pretty good bit of comedy I must say :D
pedrospore 5 months ago 24
lol this is a comedy video and you people are fighting about religion. don't like it? don't watch. the end.
rochellxx3 5 months ago
Hey, I'm an atheist and I thought it was funny! What's the big deal you guys? I think the real problem here is we need to learn to TAKE A JOKE. and if you can't do that, just let it go. If you really hate something so much, why do you waste your time by typing a response?
MockingVenus 5 months ago
Atheists are stupid.
They say religious people are close minded...but they are the most close minded people going. They refuse to open their minds to ALL possibilities, summarily dismissing God. Summarily dismissing anything is contrary to their scientific method, a method they hold so dear.
They are not very smart if they actively contradict themselves.
Best of all...
Some Atheist is going to comment on this, telling me the opposite...but they will still dismiss God as a possibility.
LivesForJihad 6 months ago
@LivesForJihad Atheists are actually open to all possibilities. We can't say that we have proof that there is no god. So you are a theist, right? Can you give actual proof that your god actually exists and is the only god? Why do you think that you as a muslim (i suppose) are right and the buddists for example are wrong? Can you stand the fact that it is possible that maybe god is a figment of our imagination? So yes, i reverse your comment and send it back. What do you have to say now?
niva2gr 6 months ago
@niva2gr Buddhism isn't a religion...it is more a way of life. Buddha is not worshiped as a God.
Could I prove a particular God exists? No. Why? It negates from the notion of faith. It is possible there is no God, not that I believe this.
Can I prove a God(s) exists? Possibly. I would be lying if I said that I was the foremost expert of evolutionary science. However, I do know my fair share about it. In short...no mutation that increases genetic information has ever been naturally discovered,
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad
We don't believe in gods because no religious person has actually presented proof that their religion and/or god is real. Do you have any idea how many so-called gods there are:
Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, Hades, Hera, Aphroditie, Juppiter, Mars, Pluto, Neptune, Venus, Odin, Thor, Loki, Izanagi-no-Mikoto, Ra, Isis, Anubis, Osiris, Ishtar,...and more..
Now that's alot of gods! and there are more. So think, is it really that hard to understand why we don't believe in god or gods?
LegionIscariot 6 months ago
@LivesForJihad why "god"? how about "gods" as a possibility? oh wait, you're not allowed to talk about that. How can you even judge atheists if your religion makes polytheism a taboo? How can you even criticize atheists with your thought and speech impariments imposed by your retarded culture?
teenspirit1 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad If you give me empirical evidence pointing towards whatever god you believe in, I will fall to my knees and praise him/her for the rest of my days. I promise. :)
AlphaLinkX 5 months ago
I am an atheist and i loved it!People, relax! He is a comedian and stand up comedians rely their program on exaggeration! Anyone smart enough has enough brains to understand that religion makes no sense. Well, he is not one of them. But he has a sense of humor, you've got to admit that! Ok, he is stupid, but i think that he is a very good comedian.
niva2gr 6 months ago
this guys a dick
Bayzz2 6 months ago
i think the athiest that dane was talking to has the wrong idea on athiesm
2010zombiez 6 months ago
Dudes! hes just making a living! ok thats how he is getting through life!! he doesnt have to try and intertain you asholes you dont like it the why did you click on it when it said atheists!!? here is an idea get of the net and get a life!!
blackbloodyrose1000 6 months ago
Its funny how all the atheists are hating on this...
Vikkiisme 6 months ago
Dane Cook is a closet Athiest
y2kalonn 6 months ago
Ok since the theists and atheists can't ever agree on anything I'll be the one to take the high road here. Atheists there's far more to just our universe than we could possibly imagine. We don't know everything yet so stop making assumptions about everything. And to the Theists there is a lot we do know about math and science and the universe in general. Not enough to disprove the existence of God, but well more than enough to disprove the bible as a literal historical reference. That's truth!
DeathBYDesign666 6 months ago
459 people here are Atheists...
I'm not ASS HOLES!!!! lol
kpjjl3 6 months ago
Okay, this was probably the weirdest four minutes and five seconds of my life.
MethanolCH3OH 6 months ago
GUYS !! it is ment to be a laugh OK!! gosh...
xena1830 6 months ago 6
To uniteordie1 and bobmuffins, please chill out and listen. Dane Cook was talking about a bad experience he had with an atheist who was pretentious and talked down to him as if believing in a higher power made him an idiot! You two are making it seem as if he was mocking all atheists for their beliefs! He wasn't even bragging about his religion, all he did was simply state what it was, how the hell does that make him a traitor to free thought or intellectually dishonest?
1Fireycat 6 months ago
Eeeh, I'm a free spirited person. I don't like being shackled to someone's belief's. Because some people take their religion WAAAAY too far. Btw, love the vid!XD
sasunarufan22 6 months ago
You people are immature! Can't you just laugh at a joke and leave it at that?! You have to trash someone because he had a bad experience with an atheist, and he made a joke about THAT guy! Not you, idiots!
ValentinesForever1 6 months ago
Dane Cook sucks never funny it's sad.
Baeloth 6 months ago
foxnews(.)com/opinion/2011/07/27/does-cross-belong-at-11-memorial-site Vote!
Reaperlastfm 6 months ago
He's just exaggerating the atheist stereo-type of being an intellectual snob. As an atheist I found it quite funny, but then I just like Danes style of comedy.
Razorhawk72 6 months ago 2
I'm pretty shore this story never happened in reality..
GreatThunder1 6 months ago
He's not an atheist if he says he knows what's going to happen after he dies.
shagoosty 6 months ago
calm down all u haters. i think it's great that a special person like dane cook can become so successful. we should all be very, very proud of him.
QuestionReadLearn 6 months ago
@QuestionReadLearn LOL... "sepcial".
shagoosty 6 months ago
@QuestionReadLearn they're just jealous that they can't be as funny as him, I guess
b74k3 6 months ago
When someone says 'god bless you' to me, I just reply with 'may the force be with YOU!'
OneClownShoe 6 months ago 5
To be fair, that atheist dude was a bit of a snob. Just because you're atheist, doesn't mean you can act a smartarse. And it was a moderately ok joke.
p.s i'm atheist, don't pwn me :(
sammy3212321 6 months ago
Dudes, quit arguing. This is just an experience that happened to him, not you.
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AllThatYouSense 6 months ago
Fuck off, Dane.
bobmuffins 6 months ago 21
@bobmuffins chill out
2010zombiez 6 months ago
@2010zombiez When he's intentionally misrepresenting atheists in order to make comedy at our expense, no. If he said all catholics are pedophiles, all muslims are terrorists, or all (your religion) are all (negative stereotype), you might get why I get pissed off when people perpetuate the stereotype that atheists are all grumpy, and get pissed when people bring up religion.
bobmuffins 6 months ago
@bobmuffins im an athiest too but its still funny. although he has the wrong take on athiesm
2010zombiez 6 months ago
@bobmuffins Fuck off bobmuffins.
NotSoPrinceCharming 5 months ago
Dane Cook is a traitor to free thought and is unbelievably intellectually dishonest. A through and through moron.
uniteordie1 6 months ago 29
@uniteordie1 You're just mad because you live a dreary, gray, life so you come on youtube and spout hate comments pretending to be an advocate for "free thought." Yes, he believes in god there he said it.. he's such a bad person isn't he.. let's crucify him..oh wait that wont do.. that has the cross on it.. maybe a pentagram.. no no those damn pagans are just as bad.. lets just go on youtube and make asses of ourselves and remain the social superiors. No, it's a joke video calm your blue balls.
Nightsblood192 6 months ago
@Nightsblood192 I don't believe in any gods either, but I would happily go with crucifixion.
MrLiamHenderson 6 months ago
@MrLiamHenderson I'm sure you would, I think most atheists are swallowing too much of their grandmas medication and slowly becoming impotent so they bring people down to their level, JUST SAYIN.
Nightsblood192 6 months ago
@Nightsblood192 Lol. What an utterly incoherent insult. Think what you like about me it doesn't matter, you're head's already full of Jesus-creep so... no harm done eh.
MrLiamHenderson 6 months ago
@MrLiamHenderson "OH! why I never!" yes, I insulted you, I'm such a terrible person. I know.. religion is sooo bad right, my god everyone must bow down to the nihilistic superior or face ridicule by ignorant followers. No thanks <3
Nightsblood192 6 months ago
@Nightsblood192 Erm , no. None of thos