TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 2 - Jesse is "turable" at mental arithmetic

[MrBrilliantChaos]

My buttwhole is so clinched with anger

[aqullidd]

jesse... wow

[7theluigimaster7]

jesse is bad at EVERYTHING of terraria even doing nothing

[SirAbblot]

0:57 I don't have the iron balls :D

[griffinator1999]

FRANKENSTEIN JOE

[griffinator1999]

live in china!



[SpartanL118]

this is what you get get froman american and an englishman. hilarosness.

[XxVeratyrxX]

ok...i cant help it. i busted out laughing so much.

[you7890th]

"u can't have a wooden pic"

because it would be useless like Jesse

[lilpeaceacrap]

@Gemeni3insane

[1UpForte]

TB:I'm sure you'll be fine

JC:I'm gonna die

[TheJennaABC123]

You guys made me laugh a million times. 'I killed our flower.' 'How?' 'I hit it with a door.' And then laughing. LOL. Why does TotalBiscuit sound like that guy from Top Gear?

[GeneralNaga67]

@TheJennaABC123 cuz hes from england

[JD12345J]

@TheJennaABC123 TotalBiscuit is also called the Cynical Brit, take the hint.

[CTPAX92]

Fix the fucking hole in the wall beside the 2nd door. My OCD is killing me!!!

[sokkeskum]

Im norwegian, and its kinda funny when he says, ¨we need to get you a pick. ¨pikk¨ is dick in norwegian.

[xYanaikaa]

@sokkeskum Also in Dutch, so yea :')

[Arredracus]

OOOOOOOOO my butthole is clensed with anger!

[xxrenderinggamerxx]

wow he sounded like harry potter when he used the accent

[Rydo131]

in the spiritof america have a bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like replayed that 7 times cause it was so funny

[jimpa103]

''yes, i'll be the brave defender''

>pussies out EVERY EPISODE.

[HylianMinecrafter]

I couldn't stop laughing when Jesse fell and died. I was also wearing headphones so everyone I was in the room with looked at me like I just went bonkers.

[64MultiMariofan]

2:57

But there's copper directly above you guys!

[matej4753]

I had a door selected haha XD

[kotikdavid2]

thumbs up if you think jesse reminds you of the annoying orange lmao

[TheThemegacreeper]

JERKIN OFF TO GAMES GIVIN THEMSELVES FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS

[TheThemegacreeper]

JERKIN OFF TO GAMES GIVIN THEMSELVES FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS

[kingarthur1989]

death is just a beginning of new deaths, woohoo, karma rules? o.o

[zerepleoy]

omg i laughed so fing hard at MCDONALDS NEEDS THE ROOM xD

[WWERavenwatcher]

looks like Jesse is *puts on sunglasses* Cox-ing you around YYYEEAHHH

[Draggo548]

what's really funny to me is that i made almost that exact same house in my first 30 minutes of terraria

[shuiyuki]

almost a year later and they still haven't gotten anywhere fast... Coxtime is like Valvetime.

[MrEphimer]

Good god! Dying on this game is violent.

[samthegameman]

i think you should never ever do that awful english acsent ever again. ok govna

[Dino502Run]

It really bothers me when people don't learn that slimes are passive before attakced...

[NAndKUniverse]

@Dino502Run ...Thats not true at all....

[hellphoenix108]

19:15 voice i think goblin?? more of that in vids pls, so funny XD

[MrG4nker]

The laugh at 19:29 is always contagious!

[danielfla123]

*both

[TheWear121]

i like terraria but i think its just a copy of minecraft MASSIVELY

[danielfla123]

@TheWear121 I have played noth and it is definetly not a copy, even Notch (the maker of minecraft) said so. also I personally like Terraria better, so if you think its a copy then dont watch it and dont comment about it

[Jakdarkflame]

@TheWear121 The only two things that are the same... it's a randomly generated block based world, and you can build your own buildings... besides that they are two different gamers...

[TheGoodSirHatter]

@TheWear121 With that reasoning, Minecraft is a ripoff of Infiminer and it also steals a lot from Dwarf Fortress.

Are we gonna keep playing this argument, that a game is a ripoff if they have similar aspects, or are we finally gonna move on for once people?

[moshihero3]

lol that was one funny episode

[Albertthehs]

this game have reached a whole new level!

[cowgodgames]

Uh, guys...

You missed some copper in your cave. It's right next to where you were digging. At least, it sure looks like copper.

[FalloutMan51]

@cowgodgames i really REALLY this was published in may you DUMBASS

[zednebula]

I just bought this

[skeldonkisses401]

._. wow thats FUNNY AS HELL! LMFAO XD

[tntdynomite92]

This... This is awesome.

[FunnyassGamer]

I love how it took them an hour to make one pick axe lol

[bobmegogo]

poor TB

[cruiser4546]

i am so sorry TB you have to work with jesse

[Gemeni3insane]

In flavor country death is just the beginning.

[DragonFireStrike]

Lol " im sure you'll be fine"-" I AM GOING TO DIE!"

[Wouter10123]

If you google the word "turable", this video is one of the first hits... is that even a real word, then?

[fromthebrightbluesky]

@Wouter10123 turable, terrible. get it?

[Valendude360]

I've never seen Teraria gameplay before. Looks cool!

[noclafyrG]

..and in the spirit of America first, HAVE A BOMB!!

[MrBlitzcracker]

This is the best series on youtube

[grimwest1222]

Jesse is America!

[maddog0329]

TB dont be mean to jesse you never treat simon like that and the have equal imcompetence

[noclafyrG]

@maddog0329 Have you seen TB and Simon in Magica? Simon catches it far worse than Jesse is getting it here

[nickbomb101]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet

[link010125]

A cynical Brit and a wacko American playing together.

Awesome.

[maxyboxx]

minecraft is better dick rodes, play a real game!

[AlexeiWest]

@maxyboxx chill, man. both are good games. they are still starting. just like minecraft is boring at the start; punching trees for the win!!

[technocarp]

@maxyboxx Sorry, you're majesty, just don't watch if you don't like it. They're not your servants.

[KITT171]

In this game do your tools break like in Minecraft?

[ThePoisonpizza]

@KITT171 no.

[KITT171]

@ThePoisonpizza Cool, that means I defiantly want to get this when I get my new computer.

[ThePoisonpizza]

@KITT171 good, it's an awesome game. I got it the day it came out and still play it. I have over 300 hours of gameplay on it, there's that much to do.

[KITT171]

@ThePoisonpizza Yea, I have been interested in it since I saw TB's WTF is on it, only the tool breaking thing was holding me back, it annoys the hell out of me in Minecraft, and I like this game's 2D style, like Castelvania and Metroid crossed. I love the price of it too, I have a long wait to get it though. Really surprised this isn't on PSN (now SEN), or XBLA though.

[ThePoisonpizza]

@KITT171 Castlevania is a great game too so yea, I think you'll like it. I agree as well, I don't like the tool breaking thing either. I don't even play Minecraft anymore because Terraria is just as good, if not better. I've always preferred 2D games anyway, I like old games like the old mario's.

[MrIcecreampirate]

Jesse is correct MC. Donald's needs the room.

[FreeGamesMAX]

LOL "The guide was slain"

[kijakoga1]

I was expecting a torrent of slimes to come down :(

[PrinceJace89]

Its not called jesse does something useful...

[D3admaus]

Ooh,my butt hole is so clenched with anger!

[DizzCOG]

"I hit it with a door"

[stidukka]

I love Jesses laugh at 19:27 xD

[Shane88L]

"Oh! A...mini ocean !" LOL xD

[GodOfPlague]

McDonalds needs the room. lol.

[icecrome1]

thumbs up if u only came here for tb's voice its amazing

[ClimaxMining]

Jesse: Yeah..I just killed our plant by accident...

TB:......H-How do you-

Jesse:Yeah I hit it with a door...

Me: 0_o

[McLolzable]

@ClimaxMining oh please tell us more of your emotional roller coaster you had with this Terraria episode.This is a save haven when you can share everything ... twat

[DiJuMx2]

02:50 - you missed some copper......then again this video is way old and there are another 53 after it....so i doubt you really care XD

[barrydoyle18]

TB and Jesse make the funniest combo

[DaCakemix]

Even a stopped clock is right twice???..... BEST INSULT EVER sorry tb but i am stealing that

[TsukabishiTessai]

Comedy Gold...



[qazwerty33]

when jesse said he hit the plant with a door, I nearly pissed myself laughing

[Lyceum514]

@RuskiHomie Dude. Why are you even watching this if you don't like him? You're really that retarted? You sir, just wasted 15 seconds of your life.

[jinglepleb]

I love Jess, he so funny, and i've only been watch them both doing the vidoe's since last week. I love them i just laugh .

[ThePoisonpizza]

@RuskiHomie no.

[PopeKurt]

You guys are an amazing! Jesse Cox is hilarious! 

[girlfromaustralia]

ha ha ha ha

[McBobghost]

In roughly 50 episodes, this is the only episode in this series that doesn't start with "Jesse is bad at..."

[19AllPro90]

Totalbiscuit is funny and good commentator. Jesse just tries too hard to do dumb shit. Like a girl pretending to be drunk after 1 drink XD

[ozzywhynot4]

U guys r halariuos

[Rinieri]

Jesse reminds me of my friend Katie who "plays" Terraira with me. She tries, but in the end she's just absolutely hopeless.

We have her set up in full cobalt armor with a pretty good weapon and she still screams 'I'm going to die!" when a slime attacks her. Awesome!

[campwisher]

jesse you are a dumb ass

[ragged98]

flowers dont like da doors

[SeriouslyUseless]

When Jesse started throwing the bombs... So much love

[darklordfry]

Jesse would make a terrible bungie jumper/BASE jumper/cliff diver/spelunker/mountaineer/an­ythingtodowithfalling

[1beystorm]

lolololololololopllololololloo­lolollol

[Lermer2]

I love both of totalhalibut and jesse



[Bustermaniax]

this made me buy terraria.....

[S3riousM3]

@Bustermaniax same



[WeHateSand]

@Bustermaniax same here, also, the colab tb did with the yogscast made me buy magicka

[jolting8]

@Bustermaniax Same :)

[MrAssassinalex]

LOL i can't stop laughing XD

[nordsandfjords]

Jesse i fucking love you(no homo)

I couldnt breathe from laughing

[eryiusnefarious]

Jesse is bad at science.

O___o

[arcticwolfgamer]

i love this series you guys are so funny :)

[Archkrid]

Press 9 to be proud to be an american

[LordSuluru]

Turning on Closed Captions and reading those makes this like a whole new show!

[UnWantedTroll]

You know the saplings, that we were groing for new trees? Well, they're gone n-- "MCDONALD'S NEEDS THE SPACE!" LOL! TB + Jesse FTW! :D

[packman992]

Yep, that's sums up 'Merica for you

[MrHeyliDombri]

The name of the video wasn't Jesse Cox does something useful :(

[knavlyNdassindor]

Jesse + Door - Flower = success

[44rol]

He left the door open

[1Death2Many]

Jessie yell "Cor Blimey" in ur british accent

[SporeManiak27]

My friend in school asked me who is the best games commentator...

my answer was easy! TotalBiscuit!

[ryan0ff]

@SporeManiak27 ಠ_ಠ you misspelled Jesse Cox

[uzweirdun]

im not angry ( = why does he make fun of americans like jesse is he really that useless i imagin not

[TheFishprince]

omg that guy kill himself with wooden pickaxe

[reign6of6terror6]

why didn't you name it jesse does something useful?

[reign6of6terror6]

@reign6of6terror6 nvm

[jimpa103]

that music imitation was terrible XD

[jackali3012]

YOU INCREDJEOUS FOOL!!!

Jesse: NOTE TO SELF DONT JUMP OF CLIFF OR EXPLODE

[TheGameganster]

"mcdonalods need the room" omg i love this guy !!!

[JanErikEdvartsen]

"I have a door selected!"

[tompou6]

I was smart... that is until i turned into Jesse Cox

[tdaworldProductions]

Ooooh, my butt hole is so clenched with anger!

[Nick3889]

Classic !

[KellyPicotv]

Jesse: I killed the flower in the house

TotalBiscuit:H-how do you?

Jesse: I hit it with a door

TotalBiscuit:B-but (

Jesse: What?

TotalBiscuit:That sounds so ridiculous.

Jesse:I hit it with a door you know .

TotalBiscuit:How..how did you (sigh)How..I

Jesse: (laughs)

11:00

[linkiself]

if you have a door how are they gettingin?

[VsRawr]

LMFAOOOO at 19:06 XDD just flys off the cliff and explodes XD

[montblanc1]

The combination of TotalBuscuit's annoyance and JesseCox's... anyway... this is gold. I'm laughing so much right now, and I'm not even sure why. 

[nactan]

@montblanc1 ...incompetence?

[AoRLeGeNDz]

@montblanc1 you misspellllled

[TacoBoiiii]

@montblanc1 While what TB says would normally annoy me, his English accent makes it sound beautiful. Like poetry.

[Miuzakie]

Zombie Mosh Pit FTW! >w< lol

[Necromortis61]

*Sees Terrible spelt Turable*

I like that.

[MultiKlippa]

29:15 *Objective completed* Make jesse useful

[Kill3rDyl]

the English accent is fucking hilarious

[TanziuKillsYou]

AMERICA!!!! WE HAVE BOMBS!!!! YEAH!!!!

[KamenRiderBird]

I'm not angry... I'm having a blast!

[53jambar]

27:30-27:40 is when I started loving my country

[saveyourselfagain]

@53jambar I love your Swahilia-Jamaica-Kazakhistan country, too.

[barrydoyle18]

@53jambar lol that was hilarious!

[HELLBROTHER888]

mother slim worst i ever met Jesse

[HELLBROTHER888]

i use to dig holes untill Jesse hit me with his door

[AzNMadnessXXXXXXX]

Lol, dig to China 

[101ramboman]

Mwahahaahahaahaaa

[ibunny123120]

oh Americans XD

[TweetXBird]

NYANYANYANYANYA! I read this on a wiki! at 00:23 Where theres that random dirt background means that above that point hteres a floating island :D

[Chohsan]

I love his English accent impersonation!

[234234551]

I used to play terraria but then jesse was useless wait... i never played terraria.

[Kidspinach505]

JESSE WHY U SO STUPID

[torgysayRAWR]

GOT WOOD!!!

[gamerguyz11]

tb your playing with a idiot no afence jesse

[PsychoStreakBrony]

@gamerguyz11 Very nice joke bro

[LetsGetNerdyx]

@gamerguyz11 Says the dude who spelt offence wrong.

[Samurailord]

27:30 - 27:55 made me laugh so hard i almost died xD My belly hurts so bad :D omg

[TiffanyPikachu]

I killed the flower in are house,I hit it with a door XD

[n65control]

where there's blame there's claim JESSE

Jessie is fine

Zombies eat brains, he apparently dont have one