Top 10 Lil Wayne Punchlines

[ItsNoobie]

"The closest you ever came to a punchline, was waiting for refreshments at the prom in '89" - Celph Titled. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was talking about Lil Wayne when he said that. These aren't punchlines, they're just poorly written ignorant statements. Bye.

[stoner248]

my kicks fly like lui kang

[kyle90912]

10- upgrade you 9 time to give me mine. 8 dr carter. 7 dough is what i got. 6 they know. 4 iknow the future. 1 gossip and 2 MIC CHECK 1,2. You are welcome.

[stobyboss]

what are the names of these songs???

[janirwin16]

J cole doesnt have anything to spit out to these punch lines

[Pimpadelic47]

best damn verse 3:10!!!!

[ThaCoates]

Im watching videos. You guys are writing paragraghs. lmao

[TheRedirkulous]

I love Dwayne Carter so much hes an intelligent man he's very smart but when hes in the studio hes Wayne a fake gang banger a poser who puts lies in his songs...Seriously Wayne is a dumbass and most people listen to his killer beats and it gets their head jumping so they phase out the lyrics and think their hearing something good KEYWORD : "THINK." It's saddening and heartbreaking...Most fans won't listen to the words or the expressions thats why Hip Hop is on life support not dead but almost

[likewow1313]

its a shame that this video of this whack artist has more views that punch lines of big l, cassidy, jadakiss and all the REAL artists that started it.

[smacccityent]

I don't know how I got on this video but wayne is shit these are the worst punch lines I ever herd Cassidy slaughters him not to even mention Big L

[sidekike3]

lmfao! "fly shit like a parrots ass"

[246hindzz]

wat is the 2nd song?



[Martianmob]

he sucks now that he's semi sober.

[hlm1617]

go watch big L's punch lines, put this nigga to shame

[Teamtwobmw]

i think people hate wayne cuz its not like he rappin bout anything , its just high level wordplay ,

[iamddfe]

@Teamtwobmw It is anything but high level wordplay -.- his punchlines are shitty and his only appeal is as a shitty punchline rapper. i just dont understand the world. if you want 'high level wordplay' listen to Los or someone. Los did 6'7 and every punchline puts wayne to shame he's just not much of a rapper :|

[Martianmob]

@iamddfe it is what it is,

[TC53227]

@Teamtwobmw + 1. Since when was rap strictly about a story. I find if it rhymes. its rap.

[WFHOLLOW7]

@TC53227 Debatable.

[Teamtwobmw]

similes

[YungBlaq05]

LMAO @ the ppl who claim to b 'wayne fans' and ask for tha names of these songs!! smh...those r tha ppl who had lollipop as their ringtones and thought they were cool! hahahahah please. most of wayne's best songs r only found in mixtapes.....rookies

[zecxixo]

are these punchlines?

[southboy99]

Wayne sucks

[theempirestateofm100]

whats the name of the song at 2:40 ?

[DarkMc0r]

5th song?

[TheZack6595]

my punchlines give u black eyes

[1619Sandiego]

whats the one that starts at 4 20

[angelet92]

@1619Sandiego Dough is what i got off the drought 3

[squi23el]

@1619Sandiego  See what you got remix

[darby262]

8 is dr carter i think

[misfitl0ve]

i just wish he'd stop acting like he knows how to play a guitar

[TheMeta88]

Can someone list all the songs these are from plz?

[sickwayne95]

@TheMeta88 1-gossip,2-mic check 1 2,3-3 peat,4-i know the future,5-?,6-dey know,7-dough is what i got,8-?,9-?,10-some song from da drought 3 sorry abou the songs I don't know

[warexxxable]

3 peat is still the shiiiiit!!

[thug8200]

THAT GOSSIP NEVER GET OLD

[heldoido]

shit man, put the song names -.-

[MrRickGee1]

@str8frmpill

"Lyrics incendiary rounds, mouth automatic" that shit goes hard cuzz

[cleto239]

dis wuts up

[stefanjoseph900]

Lol HOOD RICH

[demoncyborg101]

what is the song at 2:42?

[Legit91]

@demoncyborg101 the lyrics are from New Cash Money, but the music is different, and it sounds like his voice is different which would mean he remade it or remixed it with the new hard beat, if he did i dont know what its called or how to find it

[TripleOGonzalez]

lil wayne sucks

[str8frmpill]

punchline i came up with ages ago.. "Lyrics incendiary rounds, mouth automatic". ;)

[TC53227]

@str8frmpill Its shit...

[str8frmpill]

@TC53227 suck my dick

[TC53227]

@str8frmpill I dont wanna suck your dick. I aint no faggot. But I couldn't give much of a fuck. I give so little fucks, people hand them over to me. I give minus fucks. - THAT is a punch line, not your child ass shit.

[str8frmpill]

@TC53227 wow you have the vocabulary of a 5 year old call that a fucking punchline.. :| that shit is more weaker than a bitch with paget's disease of bone.

[TC53227]

@str8frmpill I have the vocabulary of a 5 year old? Shit, If mine is that of a 5 year old, yours is that of a newborn. So don't complain.

Oh and.. that wasn't a punch line, that was a simile. A punch line, is where you throw a left fist at a rope. get it? nigga thats a punchline.

[liver0y]

To be honest Pac was good but if Wayne would have died he would have WAAAAYYY more fans than Pac... So quit talking shit everyone They are both good rappers who gives a FUCK!

[TheMotionplus]

@liver0y its funny cause you are serious

[mattsgoneskatin]

Wayne doesnt spit fire, psyklone and possesed spit fire, get with it son

[DelinquentKC]

@mattsgoneskatin im probably the only person to look at this to kno who rhyme asylum is....punchline wise the dopest group

[243kingfrank]

everyone look to your right you see eazy e top 10 diss songs real rap

[AttackingThings]

wats the 2nd song pleaseee

[mortalkombatking1]

@AttackingThings lil wayne mmic check 1,2

[ShoeZGBPNY]

@AttackingThings Mic check 1,2

[DJohnson9992]

@AttackingThings its called "mic check 1 2"

[Etncolin]

@AttackingThings mic check.

[oPrison]

@AttackingThings Mic Check 1,2



[Legit91]

@AttackingThings Mic Check 1,2

[brent420ish]

@AttackingThings yea thats the one i want to kno.

[MrWeezy435]

@AttackingThings  i'm pretty sure its called "Mic Check 1,2"

[jikwan3jikwan2]

@AttackingThings upgrade ya freestyle

[aloy855]

@AttackingThings its Mic Check 1,2

[muthaphukin09]

@AttackingThings Mic Check (can you hear me)

[Etncolin]

@AttackingThings mic check.

[JonathanARosser]

dude seriously....there are wayyy better wayne punchlines....like lets see the whole dedication 1 and 2 mixtapes drought 3-4 carter 1-2.....wow

[MrAstrosBack]

Understand we're not in the 90's anymore..

[TheAwesomeness508]

wats the song at 4:20

[DJohnson9992]

@TheAwesomeness508 its called "Dough is what I got"

[mattsgoneskatin]

@jizzohnH i dont even consider pitbull a rapper.

[iDeal4956]

what song is 2:42

[mattsgoneskatin]

@NigerianBusiness i dont understand where you're going with that, all i know is that wayne is nothing in comparison to pac.

[lilmike35894620215]

@mattsgoneskatin neither of the compare to each other cause pac was rapping on real shit and wayne spits fire

[MiNiTaylorD]

@mattsgoneskatin no disrespect quit comparin these old rappers to the new i love Pac but he had his time whether dead or alive let Lil Wayne do his thing !

[3therock3]

@mattsgoneskatin lil wayne is nothing compared to my crap

[yunggmoneyybrazy]

@mattsgoneskatin STFU lets be real pac was wack AF', niggas only liked him cause he rapped about real shit. Wayne raps about shit niggas want to hear, and nobody want to hear you so fuck off you poop stain

[mattsgoneskatin]

@yunggmoneyybrazy you think tupac was wack because he rapped about real things? Are you for real or just trolling?

[mattsgoneskatin]

Okay, hes second worst to birdman

[jizzohnH]

@mattsgoneskatin i dunno man.... what about pitbull?

[goldenjet08]

@mattsgoneskatin hahah he's okay dude. there are way worse and way better. Like you said 90's west coast and biggie, that is better and idk about underground. but there are much worse: oj da juiceman, waka flocka, souljaboy, e 40, 50 tyson,

[MrFranchize23]

I can understand that you don't like wayne, but he doesn't suck. But you definitely can't compare him to the legends.

[LILAmar360]

His best punchline is oh wait he has no good punch lines

[Mluka1]

@LILAmar360 so why did you click on it to talk shit dude get a life man

[nickdahlberg]

2nd one go hard as uck

[eman33445]

u should put the names of the songs on here

[TheLunatic90]

what's the name of the song at 0:38?

[thatguyh24]

@TheLunatic90  gossip

[Sagefrakrobatik]

The only line I ever heard from Wayne that was slick was "real G's move in silence like Lasagna" Other than that never heard anything impressive

[RealRoadNigga]

@Sagefrakrobatik U must be a fuckin retard then. That line is nothing compared to his other shit....

[Sagefrakrobatik]

@RealRoadNigga Yea man I am open to anything but what I hear so far does not impress me so if you have something for me to check out let me know. Also thank you for calling me a retard I appreciate it. I just think there are people who have way more creative lyrics than wayne

[ObamaDaFraud]

@Sagefrakrobatik

"Real dudes move in silence like a mute driving a new hybrid" - Royce Da 5'9

[MrDomino714]

@ObamaDaFraud yo what song is tht from lmao



[ObamaDaFraud]

@MrDomino714 Royce Da 5'9 - Writers Block

[4528304]

i love u wayne fuck all the haters they make him betta niggah go follow jay z and leave my weezy alone bitches

[JayAshlee]

Illuminati fagot.

[xXMurdaxAceXx]

Hell Na Wayne Wack Ah Fuq Lmaooo Aint Nobodi Got Shid On Cassidy Eat Dat Ass Up

[MattBrazilify]

wats the song called at 2:42

[MrZekeZZ]

aight real tlk tho lil wanye is a fakke ass nikkah who aint shit but a pussy mutha fucka and 2pac is da beast of da rap game but lil wanye defi is a fuckn beast on lyrics

[MissEvilicious]

Most of the time he's raps arent even in the beat

[BM1F]

"I LIKE TO THINK THE HATERS FOR THERE COOPERATION"



[pangdogmichael]

bests of the shit are still shit

[blizzard9878]

song @ 1:20?

[tadekeye94]

@blizzard9878 3 peat 

[JordanFlex12]

whats the song at 2:43 ?

[dedb0y]

eyedea RA the rugged man Slug MF doom Aesop>>>GayZ lilwayne feminem All of yung money and any other rappers you can think of

[xhoni123456]

BIG L >>>>LIL WAYNE +ANY RAPPER NOW

[thug8200]

@xhoni123456 he aint better then nas

[xhoni123456]

@thug8200 I MEAN MAINSTREAM ( DONT GET ME WRONG)

[thug8200]

@xhoni123456 oh ok

[czarworld1]

@thug8200 listen to what he spitin .....r u f .u c k i n crazy

nas ant got s..h..i..t on wayne

[jay87horn]

Song Name At 6:35

[jay87horn]

Everyboby Need To Stop Hating On Wayne Dude putting in work yu cant listen to a hip hop radio station fa 15 min without hearing him on a track he's feeding the ppl and none of his shit wack if yu say it is ur a true hater

[falco1255]

Name for 5:45 plz

[coochiemonsta504]

@falco1255 dr carter, off carter 3

[Nole7500]

How a nigga be the biggest fuckin thing in rap and still get dogged! If you are one of the 2 that hate while millions congradulate you are a prfessional hater! Earn your salary bitch! I love the way people call out different rappers like, "this nagga is soooo much better, and then that rappper be like, "WAYNE IS SAVING THA GAME"! Whatever you haters do, DON'T kill yaself!! I would hate for someone to have to have your job!! LOL

[HornyTwinkie]

@Nole7500 how is wayne saving the game ??

[Demetrius212]

nigga shut up all dat real hiphop shit

[GH0S3FAC3]

the start 2:52 what is the name of that song

[92plana]

he's drowning in my paragraphs, fly shit like a parrot's ass. weezy baby

[Quas08]

lil wayne is alright he's just shit compared to cerain artists, e.g 2pac, biggie. Vig L Eazy-e,canibus, technique, basically alot of old school but there's alot of underground rappers who are going in !

[760coolguy]

hahaha it has 69 dislikes...hahahah 69

[RoseDreams1]

Lil Wayne is NOT the best rapper alive. Not even the best mainstream rapper, maybe one of the top 5 mainstream rappers, but mainstream cant touch underground

[mattsgoneskatin]

@alpstarr yes man R.A are the illest

[mattsgoneskatin]

He doesnt even write his own lyrics and the ones he does write dont make any sense, 'shes wet like a carpool'? The fuck is that? All you lil wayne dickriders need to learn about real rap, im talkin bout RA rugged man, immortal technique, krs-one, rhyme asylum etc they slay wayne lyrically and their metaphors make sense

[galbarow]

@mattsgoneskatin THANK YOU. i dont mind wayne i like listening to him but mainstream BLOWS.

[gangstamind187]

@flossiesam wayne is nothing compared to all the underground MC's doin it as we speak... plus you liked a 50 tyson video..LOL.. you don't know real Hip Hop

[flossiesam]

Wayne is definately one of the best to ever do it some people say he's not because of some of his mainstreams songs like lolipop but the mixtape wayne has some of the best lines ever

[johnnysoofresh]

waynes nice just not the best sorry

[kushroller1]

Its sad haters listened 2 dis whole song then waited till it was over 2 leave a dumb ass comment smh

[LATXGA23]

what song is dat 2:05

[rallotubbs1]

@LATXGA23 i know the future

[7kevim]

qual o nome das mosicas q passa nesse video ?

por favor

[RapManDeliverin]

If wayne is so terrible then why did he get signed at 11, have his first hit single at 16, put out his first album at 17 and one of the few artists ever to sell a million copies in a week at age 27?

[SunMoonStars1111]

@RapManDeliverin Just because someone gets signed doesn't mean they're good...duh....

[RapManDeliverin]

@SunMoonStars1111

you have a point but how do you explain all my other points?

[xlThaXrampagelx]

@RapManDeliverin because people these day's aren't properly educated with good music.

[youngcerts1983]

nice

[youngcerts1983]

this tight but it should have been some old school wayne on here when was wit the hot boyz and shit

[GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep]

Wheres BM JR or Walk In/Walk Out or Tha Mobb? those had some of the illest verses

[sngrhm]

mic check 1,2 is a great minute in song history

[alpstarr]

@KanYeezyWeezyDrizzy hahahahah damn good one. sorry but you lost this argument. lil wayne has NOTHING lyrically on celph titled.

[prodrivebaw]

People who hate Lil Wayne are the ones who aren’t smart enough to understand his lyrics.Real talk

[mattsgoneskatin]

@prodrivebaw people who like lil wayne are the ones who listen to radio hip POP and dont listen to real hip HOP

[thefatbaby100]

@prodrivebaw oh yeah cuz "i get bitches and money" is so hard to understand.

[prodrivebaw]

@thefatbaby100 So you picked those 2 lyrics out of a million to make your point lol..Yea I wouldnt expect you to understand the rest

[thefatbaby100]

@prodrivebaw tell me 3 lines that arent fucking retarded

[youngprodigytalent]

@thefatbaby100 im like an avalange better call an ambulance pockets of my ??? cheese no camraman

[757BeachBoyz]

Weezy is one of the best, or if not, thee best as of right now. Pac is still my favorite rapper ever, but the old Wayne was the best ever, real talk. SQAD UP!

[mattsgoneskatin]

@757BeachBoyz are you fucken kidding me? i didnt realise cuban link was dead, dumbass.

[757BeachBoyz]

@mattsgoneskatin you really are a stupid ass muhfucka

[RSB0171717]

@757BeachBoyz

stfu you fuckin dumbass pussy go listen to some real shit faggot

[757BeachBoyz]

@RSB0171717 you dont kno good music u fuckin scrub

[galbarow]

@757BeachBoyz no. He was one of the best MAINSTREAM rappers. underground rappers are so much better.

[757BeachBoyz]

@galbarow rofl u are fuckin retarded man, anyone who says Wayne is trash need to jump off a bridge

[galbarow]

@757BeachBoyz if you could read i didnt say he was trash. and you need to jump off bridge for being fucking stupid.

[yourmother54321]

@757BeachBoyz lol

[mattsgoneskatin]

@757BeachBoyz wayne s probly one of the worst, if not the worst rapper of all time. prove me wrong man, i wanna know why everyone likes him so much, ive listened to some of his songs and im pretty sure i lost brain cells.

[tazztindall]

@mattsgoneskatin well maybe ur just retarded lol jk

[mattsgoneskatin]

@tazztindall im retarded? wayne uses metaphors like 'she's wet like a carpool' and 'im a menstrual bleed like a veneareal disease'. to me that is fucking retarded, but not as braindead as people who buy his music and think he's talented. End Of.

[tazztindall]

@mattsgoneskatin haha damn your stupid. metaphors are when you compare something WITH OUT USING "LIKE" OR "AS"

[mattsgoneskatin]

@tazztindall no, metaphors don't compare things.

[YungReeseHD]

@mattsgoneskatin not to offend my race but how many BLACK people listen to him??? im nt hating on wayne but....i believe its time he dropped the mic and let young money take over

[SupaProducaMistaGA]

@YungReeseHD real shit

[mattsgoneskatin]

@YungReeseHD probly not very many, im white and live in the UK, but i listen to RA Rugged Man, KRS-One, Pun, Cuban, terror squad, Papoose, Technique and most 90's west coast stuff so I have a good understanding of what a good rapper consists of, Waynes shit but because he has so much hype people ignore the lyrics and just listen to the beat, if he didnt have decent beats he wouldnt sell shit. He's a good business man but the worst rapper ever.

[YungReeseHD]

@mattsgoneskatin true talk bruh!

[XFFiCiAL]

@mattsgoneskatin Lol bro he raps on a lot of other artists beats. Not that thats bad but im just stating a fact.

[Sagefrakrobatik]

@mattsgoneskatin LOL I was alittle nervous at first thought u were going to say "and Wayne is just as good"