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  • Question, if the 12 apostles never existed, what about King Herod and Pontius Pilate? Were they just characters in a Story too? What about the Roman Census that Agustus Caesar started around the time Christ was born? Coincidence that written history shares the same story with a work of fiction. Or maybe that work of fiction was based on actual events.

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  • @QBALL85 Herod , John the Baptist and Pontius Pilate did indeed exist . However , Herod`s story was grossly oversimplified in The Bible as was John`s and the real Pilate was a bloodthirsty sociopath and former general who wouldn`t have hesitated to execute an enemy of Caesar`s regardless of how innocent the dude may have appeared . Romans were always taking censuses . It was a common thing in those days .

  • @1993MovieMan That's right. Passing on history is like playing a game of telephone.  The message will always be distorted down the line. I just didn't like when this dude said that the 12 apostles were fictional characters. There are historical accounts for them as well as Jesus.

  • @QBALL85 The one Roman document that Christians use as proof of Jesus` existence was forensically proven to be a forgery . And for all we know , the apostles` names were pseudonyms invented by early Christian scribes to give their words authority . Afterall , they all had ridiculously common names .

  • @1993MovieMan They are pseudonyms. Their real names were Shim'on, Y'hochanan, Mattithyahu, Ya'aqov, Bar-Tôlmay, Judah, Yehuda, Cephas, Tau'ma, Andreas, and Fillipos. And some more interesting information was that Jesus was called Yeshua. But I don't rely on one document to tell me that Christ existed, I don't even know which one you're referring to. Nevertheless, if all those guys existed, as well as John the Babtist, King Herod, Pontius Pilate, and Emperor Tiberius...

  • @1993MovieMan Then Chances are so did Jesus.

  • @QBALL85 Ya , I believe that Yeshua did indeed exist but despite being raised Catholic I don`t think he was The Messiah nor that there was any individual Messiah or ever will be and see no need for one . Yes , the world is flawed but we human beings have it in us to improve it which we will never be strong enough to do as long as we`re stuck in the archaic " God save us " mentality .

  • @1993MovieMan If you take away God, then people are going to assume one anyway. Whether its a deity, a person, an idea, or a symbol. The individual can be educated, but the masses, like sheep, will always follow a shepherd. Its human nature.

  • @QBALL85 Sad but true indeed , my friend . 

  • @QBALL85 Also , remember the texts that went into what we now know as The Bible were handpicked and edited by The Romans under Constantine which is why The New Testament portrays The Romans sympathetically while demonizing The Jews . Constantine was very anti-semitic and due to The Church considering The Bible the literal , infallible " Word of God " ( nevermind the fact they cherrypick from the book and get most of it wrong ) their dogma is also anti-semitic .

  • @1993MovieMan Yep, that's one thing they don't teach you in church.  Much of it, I think, was a way of controlling the masses.

  • @QBALL85 This , ofcourse , despite the fact Christianity was founded by Jews .

  • @1993MovieMan Yes indeed it was.

  • If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

    praise Crom

  • @DeathMetalDeth Atheism is not science. Atheism is the rejection of religious claims that have not met THEIR burden of proof. That is all. The burden of proof is not the Atheists to bear. Atheists are not citing a position, they are rejecting the positions that have no basis in reality.

  • I can't believe it took me this long to start watching your channel. I'm gonna go through all your old videos. Good work man.

  • Blaw. Maps. xD

  • A lot of good humor in this argument that clearly proves Conan was more than real. It has a map after all. That's all YOU NEED. I was sold right there. What a great map and bald necromancer fight.

    Great old video, Paul.

  • But Conan is fake . Jesus lived and is real

  • @MeRandomking

    Says what? the Bible? Source me one book other than the bible that Said he existed.

  • @neowilliams

    I just wanna go on the Record, i'm half athist,

    That said, go look on wikipedia "Shroud of turin"

  • @l2ash

    A piece of cloth with a crucified Jesus on it that people think Jesus Wore. That doesn't prove anything really.

  • @neowilliams

    He didn't ware it. It was the cloth that of which he was wrap in after he was crucified.

    But, I guess that doesn't prove that it was Jesus i suppose.

    But, Ya'know, Seeing the connection between the shroud and Jesus does kinda have it merit's to believe.

    If i'm making much sense here.

  • @l2ash

    Well yeah, But plenty of people were crucified at that time. People don't really have a concept of what Jesus looked like, Most artist portrayals says he was white, which is wrong. So we really dont know what he looked like if he did exist.

  • @MeRandomking True.

  • FOOL! Of course thems people exsisted! Why else would there be books wirten by thems peoples if they didnt exsists!

    Proved ya'll wrong there didn I? Yeah.

    .... *Sarcasm btw*

  • @neowilliams couldnt really tell

  • WHAT, Paul you don't believe in Conan The Gladiator, the book tells you that it is true, plus it contains a map over Cimmeria.

  • Even police know that eyewitness testimony is unreliable.

  • Stop using the bible to prove the bible.

  • I think a better comparison (better then Conan) would be Bram Stoker's Dracula.

    A story base on a real character that used the folklore around the castle and the era to add some super natural volume to the completely human guy called Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia or Dracula (little Dragon in Romanian - an honor nickname in the christian "Order of the Dragon" ).

  • no contradictions in the bibe? in the new testament? within a single gospel?sure... whatever man... also, the bible, historical? give me a break... also john, paul, etc. were not eye witnesses of jesus life, if jesus even lived (and i mena in the hitorical sense, not in the mythological sense) he lived like 100 years before all these morons.

  • Seeing that dog walk behind you makes me think what if that was a lion behind you and you had no idea LMAO and you're just steady talking and the lion gets closer to you and you turn around see the lion and shit in your clothes HA HA that would be so fucking funny

  • I believe there was a Jesus back then same as there was a man they called Santa Claus well good ole St Nick............but as history shows they enhanced the story of good ole st Nick into legend making him able to fly on his sleigh and give toys to every boy and girl on the planet same premise as they've done with Jesus

  • That was funny as fuck Paul.

  • I'm a guy who likes reading novels, I want that book Conan.

  • @Ben85paintball

    Or the Ghostbusters!!!!!!!!

  • This video is too funny! I often compare the Bible in a historical respect to Lord of the Rings. Middle earth could have been Pangaea, i like the story better, AND the Evil asshole who is trying to smite the good people? Well Sauron gets killed before some dick could come along and write a new version of LotR, depicting him as a "loving" character who sends a messiah to die for our sins, which we're supposed to appreciate and worship him for...

  • untampered????

    you cant leave a book in a library without someone writing in it and we have proven forgeries of other art-pieces left and right,

    but somehow this one got somehow MISSED ???

  • Wrong argument!!!

    every cop will tell you:

    a bank robbery that didnt happen - all eye wittnesses who CLAIM to have seen it tell the same story that they have invented beforehand.

    you will have discrepancies if it really has happened.

    you ask ten people who have really been there - you ll get 10 different answers.

    every. mofo. cop.

  • that´s a map of samaria right there...where the hell would you get a map??? hahahahahahah paul you are just awesome.favorited this video...just like many others of yours!!!!

  • Is that your dog at 4:19?

    He looks cute :)

  • @qing333 no it is his very hairy pig.

    of course it is his dog.

    ^^

    sry. just watch some of his answering videos - every time there is a piece about his dog in there.

    have a good one.

  • LOL "Would you question the veracity of a statement made by THAT?"

    I probably wouldn't.

  • 9 people whose heads cant come out of the fucking bible.

  • that's a map of middle-earth

  • No fluff! NO FLUFF!!!!  Take that!

  • Ninja dog sneaks his way into the camera @ 4:19

  • THE BAAABOOOL CLAYUUMS

  • Anyone else here a member of BigChurch? Just looking for *friends* on there to help share and study God's Word with me. I'm godsgirl214 on there -> bit . ly/ realchristian

    But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

  • @godsgirl0214 fuck u.

  • 4:19 Puppy dog :)

  • 9 people missed the Like button.

  • Conan is my lord and savior, second to Chuck Norris, and third to Bruce Lee. All of them make a holy trinity of asskickory.

  • @doqed Bruce Lee can kick Chuck Norris and Conan's asses blindfolded and tied to a chair

  • RANT (Chuck Palaniuk)would be a good book to compare to the bible in this video. It's a book, about a fictional character named 'Rant Casey' and the entire book is written in eyewitness testimonies.

    But are we all going to go out and get rabies? And crash our cars into things at high speeds to get to the future? Or even go so far as to believe that the main character is a real person? (References to the book . . . )

  • This is without a doubt one of the funniest videos I have ever seen on yt... Absolutely awesome.

  • I come back to your videos so damn often, cause they don't only raise good points, they're also so fucking entertaining..

  • An all-knowing god, would have known, that modern people are very busy, and he would have provided a condensed version of the bible. In fact he did, after the 10 commandments, the bible should have been trashed.

  • lmao xD .. This is awesome.

  • "Distinctive advantage of being dead!"

    I lol'd.

  • Hahahahaha.... CONAN has one author... sad.... the bible is made of 66 books whom were written by different authors, in different countries, different languages and different time lines over a span of 1,600 years. Did the authors talk to each other to write the same idea??? no... Yet the bible has one point as if it was written by one author. YES! God! how? By holy spirit! The book your showing is not even close in compairisment to the bible good try...

  • so... god contradicted himself like a houndred times, have you read the bible?

  • @vcepeda89 yes i read it and no contradictions. That is if you know how to read and pay attention.

  • @dcdyoma If you cannot see the glaring contradictions in the bible you must have a very difficult time with logic. Hell do a search for bible contradictions and the list is enormous. All very clear. Miss them and it only shows a lack in reading comprehension.

  • @dcdyoma - Then tell us, who was it that went to Jesus' tomb and found it empty? What did they see when they got there? Who did they meet there?

    Yeah, no contradictions at all...

  • @dcdyoma lol what if you know how to twist it until you can make some sence of it damn dude you obviously are AFRAID of the TRUTH please dude think about your shit seriously

  • @patrickledford420 give me the truth =]

  • @vcepeda89 It is not God who contradicted himself, because God isn't real. It is the authors of the bible that contradicted themselves.

  • I can't work out wether you are supporting this video or not...

  • So can you prove that the bible was written by the holy spirit? or that this holy spirit exists without using the bible as evidence? You do realise that the writers could very easily have had access to the material written before they wrote their stuff. You do realise that the gospel writers very often copy one another almost word for word in some parts don't you? Try thinking outside the box from a point of view you disagree with and you might see these things yourself.

  • dude, i laugh when all you do is stare blankly at the camera during a response video.

  • EVERYBODY HAIL THE ALMIGHTY CONAN!!!

  • HA! 1:10 - 5:05 Lmao!! Laughing for 4mins hurts your stomach... but I loved it!!!

  • This is absolutely hilarious

  • religion is all bullshit the bible is taken far far too seriously.......its stories ppl myths all bullshit

  • Oh, if your Christian grandmother can put him in his place, have her upload a video response.

  • My boyfriend and his friend quote Conan all the time. It cracks me up. You even mentioned one of the quotes... about hearing the lamentations of the women. Too funny.

  • I have a Christian friend, just like that. Nice guy and all, but that's his basic argument "The Bible says that it is real" (or and "Can't disprove God").

    I'm showing him this video. It'll be a great laugh. Laugh... me AT him.

  • /watch?v=dW03EZczNXI

    Except the "prophecies" were not fulfilled.

  • you truly are one of the best youtubers on here atheist or no

    keep up the great work you would make a great lawyer lol

    or scientist better yet O.O

  • this is too funny....the "miracle" of jesus wasnt even recorded until hundreds of years later.. funny how other stuff was written down but this resurrection was for some reason not? these eyewitnesses..so lazy...

  • I'm a certified card-carrying Atheist, but I ought to tell you that the Biblical accounts of Jesus were first written between thirty and sixty years after his supposed death. Not hundreds, but still a long enough time that it loses its credibility.

  • Oh okay, I apologize, but still you get my gist..

  • I totally get your gist. I'm not trying to be over exact. It's amazing that Jesus himself never once sat down to write a book for the N.T., never appointed a person write an account of his life while he was alive (so he could oversee it), or spoke about the importance of a precise New Testament for Christians. The N.T. is "inspired by God", yet each Gospel took over thirty years to be created?? It's like Jesus was scarcely even interested in the N.T., the essential Christian book. Absurd.

  • Completely, and then plenty of Christians think that the N.T. is not meant to be taken 100% literally, and yet there are certain statements that must be translated exactly as how they are stated. "Man shall not spill his seed" prevents masturbation? So therefore some statements can be taken literally while others cannot, depending on what you want to believe is holy or unholy..the bible claims (literally) to isolate women who are menstruating and yet that is not a religious practice today..

  • Brilliant 5/5

  • Mark was an attempt to fulfill the prophecies in the book of Daniel. Daniel predicted that the messiah would come when the temple was overtaken. It didn't happen. Centuries later when the Romans sacked the temple, Mark thought that now would be the time for Daniel's prophecy to be fulfilled and Jesus was the Messiah, Daniel is a fraud. It predicts events from 400 BC to 200 BC but was really written in 200 BC and was writing history as prophecy. It's a fraud based upon a fraud.

  • How could Luke take an eyewitness account when it was written at least over 100 years after Jesus' death? I mean, the answer is he didn't and it's bullshit but where's the logic? It blows my mind!

  • i own a pug...ain't no more manly a dog!!!

  • Speaking of fluff... I saw your "dog" in the background. What kind of "man" has a dog like that. Oh, and let's post a video and display our toughness. God needs rednecks willing to speak out. Get a life dude!

  • if you weren't so narrowminded and had any sort of reasoning skills, you might ask yourself: "does he have a wife or fiance he lives with?" maybe it's her dog? and seeing as there are christians who are obese and way heavier than he is - which he doesnt appear to seem very big - what is your point about gluttony? he doesnt believe in your afterlife; now why do you care?

  • Hikerdude, you are a weakling. You need a "MANLY" dog, huh? If you must be a homophobe, at least try not to let it guide your You Tube comments. BTW, is that a Westie?

  • You're an.....well, I am not obliged to say. I would be willing to bet that on your deathbed you will have a different view. Gluttony is aparent in your overweight "physique". Good luck in your afterlife.

  • excellent, I always enjoy your videos

  • Samaria! Blau!

  • Your dog was so cute just walking in the background.

  • This is good, I like how he keeps his cool the whole time, and keeps it real. Unlike some of the other Atheists here.

  • Not all necromancers are bald and evil...

  • Don't you guys think it cool, that if, somehow, we destroyed all religious texts and wiped out all religious people, religion would be competely GONE in just a few generations. Its might even be inventer again.

    PS. I'm not saying we should kill religious people. I'm not THAT sadistic so don't jump on me for being a mini Hitler. Its a point i think is cool lol.

    Nice video.

  • As long as there is fear and belief in the supernatural, then there would remain religion.

  • filmfans1961, this is the only life there is. Nothing is waiting at the end of this race dude.

    When you base your beliefs off of fear and what not, to only think that there is something at the end of the race of life, only shows how weak you really are. People are tired of your borg thinking. NO, I will not join you.

  • Do you think that or do you KNOW that? Eternal life awaits every Christian as promised in the Bible. Atheists refuse to believe in God. Fine. Don't believe in something that violates your rational, logical and free-thinking world view. See what it gets you in the end. Faith in Christ is the best life view possible and nothing that spews out the mouths of ignorant atheists can change that. You atheists need an attitude adjustment!

  • "violates your rational, logical and free-thinking world view", so this does prove what I say. That believing in fear is logic to you?, that also your beliefs are not logic.

    The stuff you are spewing are nothing more then weak things you tell yourself, to make your fear and nonlogic thinking, sound right.

    Athiests are good pppl. Sow hat your saying is since they dont believe in your god, who thinks belief is better then deeds, who makes ppl to only worship him, are bad ppl?

  • filmfans1961, also you seem to be not a very smart person. ONE, how can a book written by man, claim to tell the truth of what is at the end of life? What about the other faiths? Seems to me, you only take this to heart, as you are afirad of death, and also, dont want to be thrown into hell by your "loving" god.

    TWO, if the best life view is in fact, believing in christ, then how come atyhiests many times, are nicer then believers? What you said about them being ignorant, shows this.

  • turn the other cheek? not you.

    Perhaps, dont defend fear and what not. Dont sit there as if you know what is at the end of the race, because you dont. Other faiths do the same, does this make them untrue based on the fact you dont believe in them?

    If your faith is in fact, "the best", how come you seem to put up weak shields and insult as you do? Think outside the box maybe, and leave your borg thinking.

  • Do you think that or do you HNOW that? Believing isn't knowing, kid.

  • I have a written guarantee. It's in the Bible. So top that!

  • "Written guarantee", Fucking lawl. Ever heard of fraud? Promises can very well be broken dude.

    Oh yeah, I can top that.....

    Jesus was a smelly gay guy who loved to hate. And bone his disciples.

  • filmfans1961, you mean how it is in other books of faith? So top that.

  • We don't do it because its cool. We do it because we don't want to waste our one chance at life on being a SLAVE to an all knowing being that lives in the eternal paradise of gold called Heaven where the angels and pixies eat gumdrops.

    "Religion is a crutch for people too weak to make thier own way through life." - Kerry King.

  • Looks like you owned a christian.

  • man all this talk about books. where the hells my wheres wally book

  • I enjoyed the Conan quote, "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." Wish you could have thrown in the, "They're all sluts"

    Either way, I laughed.

  • Hi,

    Have you accepted Conan as your

    personal Lord and Savior?

  • thats bs, I can cross examine them. Just give me a shovel and tell me where to dig.

  • You are subscribed, good sir.

  • at the part about the loincloth, I was trying to swallow a cracker and it went up my nose because I laughed too hard

  • "The Wizard of OZ" was a great book that illustrated the struggle between good and evil from the perspective of an adolescent child. But, there is really, no evidence that there was a Wizard, or a place called OZ.

  • Your facial expression after he said "...untampered with for thousands of years...."

    is priceless!!!!

  • NOOO, SO MANY WHO LOVE COHAN.....I have to agree, he is cool.

    Though, my joke seems to have not went over well, though my foamy one did XD.

  • FOAMY IS OUR LORD AND MASTER!

  • so are you implying that conan didn´t exist? Blasphemer!

  • @Irresponsibleatall

    To make the masses believe, you must prove definitely. 

  • @MrPenfold84 to make the masses believe, you must tell them what they want to hear.

  • I thought Conan became the king of Aquilonia ... Perhaps I need to re-read the good books .. It has been many years..

    May Crom be with you!

  • "Untampered" lawl

  • Long live Conan the Gladiator

  • You. Are. AWESOME.

  • was it true that the catholic church remove like some stories of jesus christ that may have contradicted other stories?

  • YzakFayth, yes, they did.

  • When he sees his enemies drawn before him! Pure gold!

  • This is awesome.

  • Anyone else completely distracted by his mustache? What the hell is going on with that?

  • But all necromancers are bald and evil aren't they? Name one who wasn't. WHAT!? You cant!? PWN! I'm just teasing. Great work here.

  • dude i get behind your vids. you give great vid. you're so against religion that i think you maybe want there to be a god. wouldn't it be a m'er f'er if there was. (kidding)

    here's my stupid question: do you ever get the 'you look like john goodman' thing? bc you do.

    can i get a witness?

  • my boyfriend TOTALLY said he thought he looked like john goodman before we even read your comment! haha

  • Isn't it funny that theism gets owned five times per week, yet the theists can't even tell?

    How do you own someone who's too deluded to even see that they've had their asses handed to them?

  • You are great!!!!!!!

  • You're fucking hilarious man. "Does anything on this guy look fluffy?" Haha. That killed me.

  • I wanna move to Symmeria. (Or however the fuck you spell it)

  • omg! You are amazing Paul! I loled all over the place!

  • You have a white dog lol

  • How many times has the bible been run through and had its books torn apart and rewritten?

    "Lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew

    The word World is a mistranslation among many. The real translation from Hebrew is 'Aeon', which means Age. All he is saying, is that when this age ends, a new will begin. As the age of Pisces ends, the age of Aquarius will begin. This will happen in roughly 150 years time.

  • Dude, how are you do good at saying the exact thing that Zeitgeist says. Good quote, even thought you didnt even put quotes.

  • Anyone with a basic knowledge of astrology and a critical mind can figure this out. It doesn't take a movie to open the eyes of the already awake.

    Do some real research on the knowledge of ancient religions and societies and the myth gets real clear real fast.

  • You just said what fucking zeitgeist said you dumb ass. Dont take credit for something you know nothing about.

  • What's your point? I hadn't heard of Richard Dawkins until about a year ago, but I've used the 'Do you believe in Santa Claus?' argument against theists since I was about 10 years old.

    Logical people can come to the same conclusion independently- a strength that you theists don't seem to share with us atheists. Sorry.

  • What gave you the idea i was theist? Assuming is for assholes, and you, are an asshole.

  • I completely agree. Good video, I laughed. this a smart guy.

  • has anyone seen the movie "zeiteist"? it basically shows how the jesus story is stolen from older religions

  • I'm pretty sure everyone and their uncle has seen that by now.

  • is it good? i haven't seen it.

  • Ehhhh, some of it. Worth a watch, but it has a lot of conspiracy in it. It claims Pearl harbor, bay of Tonkan and sept 11th were all govt ploys or hoaxes. It also talks about "the illuminati" and all that crap.

  • thanks, I might give it a go.

  • The problem Believers have w/the Bible Qur'an Torah Book of 4,Baghvad Gita, etc is that ur belief is based on a leap of faith.

    That cannot be given2another by logical science

    I like this guy I'm a devout Christian believer4my own personal reasons. But I have no clue or belief that I can Give2another like I can measure universal gravitation.

    the only proof for the bible could be found in archeology and contemporary non biblical historians

  • omg his dog is soo cool

  • omg god, his dog is sooo cool

  • omg god, his dog is so cool at 03:42

  • Hahah Conan was king of Aquilonia not Cimmeria you dummy!

  • "What, did someone just draw up a map?"

  • "BLOW! Maps!" I lolled. Hard.

  • I'm getting pissed. You better shut up. You better stop saying Conan is not real. Just because you don't believe in Conan, doesn't mean you can go around trash talking him. You'll see. I bet you won't be talking shit in Hell when the Necromancers are poking you with hot irons for eternity. You won't be laughing then. You better repent to Conan before it is too late.

  • conan's awesome! Nice dog

  • Wait you mean Conan wasn't real!?!?!!

  • Religion is nothing but life destroying garbage.

  • Nooooooooooooo ! It is NOT true !!! You are lying !!!!!!

    Conan existed !!!

  • BLASPHEMER!

    All who truly know Conan the Cimmerian know that he was destined to be King of AQUILONIA, not CIMMERIA!!

  • Well, since the prophecies were taught and known... it could be possible that the character of Jesus was written to fulfill those prophecies...

    Just a thought.

  • my god you are so stupid. you actually thing he's being serious...