Taxes by Tim Slagle

[FaxonD]

Patrick Chapin sent me

[tnekkc]

Taxes are not theft, they are robbery.

Theft you can stop with security.

You can't stop taxes, the gov will come with a SWAT team.

And if they get less taxes because we are on the right side of the Laffer curve, they don't care. It's not just the money, it is control. The gov owns you like a slave.

[MARTIALLAWLESS]

thanx. government gone wild!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ratsos12]

Vote Conservative. I have lost all respect for the term Republican now, and I never had any respect for the term Democrat in the first place. Santorum is the most conservative candidate running right now, but he just isn't popular. Also, how is it that any amount more than 1% of the people in America can be liberal? Why are people stupid enough to be brainwashed during school into believing that those are the smart people? I just did my own homework, and found that liberalism is a bad idea.

[nikto2000]

The original income tax... was a very small amount. However, like the boiling frog story...the percentages were increased as well as new taxes created. Eventually, because government can not stop growing....people will QUIT working, because once you get to the point where they are taking almost all your income....there will be no reason to work. Those in power constantly dream of new ways to justify taking your money. Then they give it to their rich friends. Taxation is theft.

[Killedkennyagain]

@nikto2000 People won't quit working. Markets will just move underground and off the radar.

[oldschoolgreentube]

Can't stop laughing.

[artsyeyes]

Awesome vote Libertarian!!

[dbetlock]

This guy is an unfunny huge d-bag, don't waste your money on going to see him live.



[pbstl747]

@dbetlock - You only think he's not funny because you're a liberal douchebag who is probably unemployed and living off the government (aka taxpayer). So fuck off! Loser!

[johnthomas314]

@pbstl747 i also think he's incredibly horrible at comedy and i'm in the army but nice sweeping generalizations

[dbetlock]

@pbstl747

Well now aren't you pleasant? Almost as hateful as this Slagle guy! But to show you what a good Christian Liberal pacifist I am, I'll actually take a minute to respond and tell you, no I'm not unemployed, never have been. I've been gainfully employed since I was 15. I've worked hard, had all the advantages of a good upbringing and school but every year the dream of financial success seems more elusive. That said, I'm still happy to share with those less fortunate.

[lbmorris22]

@dbetlock If your a pacifist. Please don't vote to have men with guns come to my house if I don't choose to give money to your corrupt government. Thanks. If it helps I promise I won't ask men with guns to force you to do anything.

[Candinkee]

@dbetlock Lol...I love this liberal response "i'm still happy to share with those less fortunate". You know, you could do that without men with guns taking it from you and doing what they want with it. You could probably actually put it to alot better use if you gave it to those less fortunate directly. Government tends to have a lot of overhead if you haven't noticed...

[wulf239]

Awesome!

[ReasonSharp]

Brilliant!

[smirkdancer]

thanks for the lesson bro.

[Alvin691]

Thank you Tim.

[atrickpay11]

Taxation is theft!

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Vote out the Dems (socialists) and Repubs (fascists)!

Support liberty! Vote LP.

[kubaniski]

i hope you know that facists are socialists

[chaoscontrot]

@kubaniski

Facists are socialists? I always considered them opposites, well at least to an extent.

[kubaniski]

@chaoscontrot they are both statist philosophies, they believe in a powerful central state which coordinates resources for the people. The difference is that fascists use government power to tell companies what to do while Socialists take over companies and run them directly.

The dems are socialists but the old repubs are corporatist, there's a few of the new repubs who seem to actually be free marketers, but it's too early to tell.

[Killedkennyagain]

@atrickpay11 Libertarians still support taxation, just not as broadly as those others. Don't vote, support philosophic anarchism.

[jzenman]

Seen it before but still funny again... I like the hair...

[randy75s3]

Tim,

Great bit for Halloween. Heard you on Sirius and glad I found your clip to replay.

Come to Jacksonville.

[Eliopolous]

Very Funny Tim. I never understood the tax system before, but now it's all clear. Like I never understood economics until I started selling pot in college. I'm still in Chicago.  Maybe run into you sometime. Enjoy my Video response. Cheers.

[thevoicechameleon]

Tim, I think yours was the best. Funny, Clever and professional. Not sure what the judges were looking for. Keep pressing on.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

You did mention brand names, and you had one of the funniest sets, but they were really looking for jokes about Turbo Tax, and you used a set that you've been doing for years (it's even been on TV), and there's no mention of Turbo Tax. So I think you got thrown out of the finalists just for that. (We had no chance, but we were doing it for the cameras.) Good job!

- TAE

[stonebogart]

Tim rules!

[boonbill]

man..ur the best u won the contest hands down..but you mentioned brand names...so u lost .....sorry for ur inability to read the rules...

[boonbill]

you hit the $1ooo grand mark

[BLDGLNPAL]

How hysterical! How insightful! Excellent material and delivery - hope you win, Tim!

[zqueenbean]

Very funny.. 5 stars and a thumbs up... hope you win!

[crzslady]

WTG, Tim!!! Very funny stuff.

[Rongstad]

I even love Tim Slagle! :)

[Rongstad]

I love Tim Slale!

[jmostyn2518]

Well done! I especially thought your "Take Home" candy line was funny.

[crstanton2]

The funniest man onthe planet.