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  • tight

    

  • This video is wrong booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo

  • yes, i enjoy classical, i enjoy jazz, math-rock(math in music in general), grind, ambient, beats, ... i would say i am "open-minded" in music. why bash something if you are too musically-retarded to understand that this band is brilliant... you are just insulting yourself <3

  • Welcome to Jazz club, great!

  • SEARCH FOR CHICO GOMES ON YOUTUBE...absurd...

  • What hillbilly track is this ?

  • !!!

  • This bands epic, so go lubricate condoms, and stop trolling this band. People just don't seem to get dissonance

  • HAHAHAHAHAAH!!

    

  • jaja WTF!

  • i like them, its something very diferent. Its a fusion between metal and syfy music :D

  • behold ... the biggest guitar that sounds like a banjo

  • BANJO FACE!

  • If they're a bad band, Iiiiiim fucked :\

  • haha thats hella funny

  • hahahahaha 

  • niiiiice

    XD

  • i like it

  • fuck you arctoholicast faggots stop playing music you fucking sucks

  • @bunchof6 I really don't think you have the right to talk shit if you cant even put together a sentence properly.. retard.

  • @mr0scary Haaa Haa lol

  • "niiiiiiiiiicee" xd

  • EPIC LOLZ!!! Behold... The Arctopus is a pretty sweet band though.

  • I find behold the arctopus interesting to listen too. There's beauty in dissonance. It is absolutely music, saying it is not is being an absolute moron. There is melody, and there's Rythm. It's music. It's not a pleasing sound to the ear, but what the hell do you think an arctopus is? Definitly not something pretty.

  • yo where is the "niiiice" at the end from?

  • @ThePackerOfFudge The Fast Show

  • Why does everybody fuck with this band? I think their music was pretty good. I mean, really, these guys know how to play guitar. At least you should respect them, if you don't like them.

  • @rockit353

    I'd hardly calling random shredding and sweeping knowing how to play the guitar.

  • @ChainsawVsGod I wouldn't know, because I'm don't play the guitar. My comment was a bit out of place, maybe, but still, I really like these guys. Also, they play "technical" metal. It's supposed to sound "awful" (as some would put it).

  • @rockit353

    Well not really. Its not meant to sound awful at all. Actual technical metal sounds fucking immense. If it sounds awful then your not doing it right. If you like weird metal then you might like Gorguts. They take technical to a whole new level and their stuff is hard to get into but they actually have logic to their music. They have a point. They aren't just technical for the sake of being technical.

  • @ChainsawVsGod *mistake: I don't play guitar. (sorry)

  • thats a real bass? o.o

  • @Zitox2010 no this is a chapman stick

  • @feedyoursoul01 That's actually a Warr guitar. This audio sounds like Bela Fleck and the Flectones!!

  • @feedyoursoul01 no. this a warrguitar. much. much different.

  • This made me smile ahahahah

    Still dig bta though

  • lol

  • This is outa sight. Thank you for the spoof.

  • Garageband much?

  • haha, I love this

  • :O just look at that intensity...

  • this is their best piece yet, since there's actually structure this time...

  • I think i love this one the most :D

  • I'm liking the upgrade!

  • Garage band haha

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

  • u fuckers listen to a lot of 4/4 rock and roll shit.. fucking hippie dykes.

    the music is great it's jazzy, it's metal, it's experimental... you can't play it if your life depended on it!

  • agreed...BTA is one of my favourites..

  • Now that's comedy!

  • LOL!

  • I became a fan of this band because of this video

  • LOL so much better

  • LOL!

  • "Once described as the worst band in the world..."

    ummmm yeah, on YouTube... we all know what that means...

    I love the band, but this is funny anyways :D

  • Nano Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning. WHAT DRUGS ARE THEY ON!?

  • @CatchyNameGoesHere No theyre pretty bad

  • @xPurpleDrinkx9001 yeah, shitty musicians too... they just don't know what they are doing.... at all. They should go back to their bluegrass roots.

  • it was better than their original song by far

  • lol that was good

  • ROFLMAO!

  • Sounds like Mario Kart music.

  • nice

  • is there really another music war going on about who should listen to what?

    lets just all just come together please

  • i like their music. it pretty alright.

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  • Niiiiiiicccceeeeeee!!!!

  • haha

  • it's hilarious watching all the traditionalists get upset about this band

    "i like things the old-fashioned way, you know like bands that are labeled progressive when they stick to constructs that date back to the 80's oh rush and dream theatre!!! wah wah wah!!"

    and plus most of you probably have not heard the album that that song is from if you would like i'll gladly hook you up with a copy. just msg me, listen to sensory amusia and tell me that isn't a well composed epic piece of songwriting

  • The songs i've heard of them are very tight and you can tell they've spent a lot of time composing them, but.. why? Sometimes i wake up in the morning and there's a certain song in my head that i'll wanna listen to. I can't imagine someone waking up in the morning and thinking "Oh, i fancy listening to Alcoholocaust today!". Judging from the videos, they're shit live too.

  • why? if you have to ask then you obviously don't get it(i realize that's sort of a cop out answer but very true regarding this band). I suppose in an absolutist sense there are only 2 kinds of musicians (or ppl, for that matter) traditionalists and radicals. BTA would most definetly fall into the latter category. theres a video of the guitarist and bassist from gorguts talking about this school of thought, basically they argue that true musical expression cannot be achieved by adhereing to...

  • ...traditional forms( scales,modes, chords etc etc) but that true musical expression can only be attained once these rules are completely broken(thought having a well rounded understanding of the form and then knowing when to deviate from it obviously helps). he basically asks the rhetorical question of what are you doing when you play the same scales, modes, chords as the millions of people who've come before you? you're being completely unoriginal despite whatever technical prowress you reach

  • completely unoriginal by using standard musical techniques? well beside the utter BILLIONS of combinations those standards offer, there's also a lot more standards than that associated with western music. And as for the camera micrhophones thing, i'm well aware of that mate. I'm not new to live music. Traditionalist and radicals? gimmie a break, you can't classify people into 2 catagories based on what standards of music they use.

  • im not talking about technique i was talking about theory. unless by technique you meant theory, in that case word your sentiments correctly. and the billions? meh, most contemporary popular music adheres to 7 tone or 5 tone scales. at least in western music that is. and you're even contradicting yourself there by calling it "standard" while trying to get across your point of the large amount of scale/mode choices. and i doubt it's millions, probly in the lower thousands

  • also, as far as the traditional/radical statement, i said "in an absolutist sense" for the sake of argument. i love breaking rules and deviating from the norm but if i said i dont love to play some pentatonic based scales i would be lying. thus, i could not be, as most ppl are not as well, a fundamentalist. and as for the camera mic issue, how can you simultaneously say "(they)are very tight and you can tell they've spent a lot of time composing them" and then say...

  • ..."they're shit live too". another contradiction. and if you understand that camera mics suck why were you judging them soley on these sub par recordings? and what recording were shit? ive seen most if not all of the vids and the sound does suck but the performances do not they are extremely tight live, which is a testament to their skill.

  • I like how dedicated you are to defending them, you're either one badass fanboy or actually one of the band members. The recordings i've heard are very tight yes & well composed for what it is, although i have no idea how it was recorded, my guess is each instrument individually using a click track, because of the live performances i've seen, they aren't tight at all.

  • also, you do realize that integrated camera microphones are not made to capture professional audio, do you not? might wanna start re thinking that whole "i judge a live bands' performance from youtube videos while listening to them through consumer grade speakers."

  • You're not gonna change my (or anyone one elses) opinion on this band. No one really wants to listen to atonal/polytonal music quite like this. Also wtf is with the names? Nano nucleonic cyborg summoning? Alcoholocaust? Sounds like a very bad anime show

  • im not here to change your opinion im here to expose your weak debating skills whilst standing up for the most innovative heavy music based instrumental group of the 21st century. and if no one wants to listen to their "atonal/polytonal" music as you so erroneously put it why were they signed to metal blade records? for shits and giggles? i doubt that. and as for the song titles and what not, like i said earlier if you have to ask then you just don't get it.

  • Lol most innovative? that's balls. The reason you think it's innovative is because there's no other band quite like them, and the reason for that is like i said, no one really wants to listen to that kind of music (and i use the word music loosely). I'm into a lot of experimental/noise bands, not just bands who churn out the same old pentatonic riffage, but even i think this is just rubbish. well composed for what it is, but at the end of the day it's just wank.

  • taking my words out of context, assuming what i think and basing your argument on opionion instead of fact. must be nice living in your world. well i would concede that the most innovative heavy music group of the 21st century(at least the 1st 10yrs, i might add)is a matter of debate. but most who listen to this kind of music(yes it is music, harmony, melody, rhythym, tension, release they are all there) would find this group a very strong contender.

  • Lol pathetic mate, you're just saying the same old crap over and over, give it up. Judguing from the thousands of comments on this and other behold the arse videos, you're one of the insanely few people that like them. so carry on liking them, just don't expect anyone else to or try to force your opinion on anyone else, which is exactly what your first comment here did.

  • ok thats it, you have successfully qualified yourself as a fucking idiot. and stop calling me mate you australian fuck. where do you get off thinking im trying to force an opinion on you? where have i ever said that my opinion is superior to yours? not once and have you actually ever responded to any of my statments? no, you have not which leads me to believe that since you cannot properly reply to anything that i have stated that you concur with every one of my sentiments. i win. the end. =]

  • chill out you fag its youtube.

  • Go back to your first comment and re-read it. You're trying to force your opinion on other people, taking no notice of anyone elses opinion. Another youtube nazi.

  • oh god! i just saw some of your bands videos and its now obvious why you can't handle bta. you can barely play your own instrument! god i lol'd so hard at your performance. and that sound quality was poor, which with your logic must mean that the execution of the performance sucked as well! hahahaha. good times good times +_____+

  • Lol mate, that's not my band. I'm assuming you mean Future Of The Left (which although just a small band outta Cardiff, have a much bigger following than behold the arse). Watching their live videos makes my brain hurt, they're so badly out of time with each other, not to mention the guitarist having the worst tone in history & just looking like general dicks while trying to rock out to atonal wank. But carry on being one of the 5 people that like that band, carry on :)

  • @AdamskiFTW hi, its vince with slapchop. you dont know me, I was just budding in on this 3 month old conversation. you guys are both dicks, really. last time I checked, everyone has a different taste in music and different opinions about which bands are good or not. you can hate the band.. but that doesnt make them suck. I hate justin bieber but look how rich that fag kid is? I dont think I'd sit down and listen to these guys for any period of time. I like hippy music.

  • @bongchampion well 'vince from slapchap'

    no one really gives a crap about your opinion either

  • @AdamskiFTW hi its vince from slapchop.

    If you're talking about my opinion that this band is neither good or bad, then I dont care if you dont care.. if you're talking about the bulk of my message then you should give a crap because its truth. quit being a bitchole.

  • just another hypcritical youtube cunt :)

  • @AdamskiFTW hey, its vince from slapchop. its impossible to not be hypocrtical in this world, everything contradicts everything else. my original point was music taste is a matter of opinion. so fuck yourself.

  • @bongchampion you're not supposed to drink the bong water.

  • all bong water is created equal.. in a society of theives.. the only true criminal is the one who gets caught.

  • @bongchampion you're still not supposed to drink it, though. not everyone's bong is half empty either. i still have faith.

  • faith in a higher power? I'm not truly convinved there is noone keeping that light going at the end of the tunnel.. maybe its just satan with a flashlight? but I will not beleive in a being who you must follow blindly. budhism all the way.

  • @bongchampion no fagass not a higher power. i geuss in humanity. and dont take fagass personally. i just like talking shit.

  • for sure, butthole. humanity is definately taking a step in the right direction.. the new generation is aware of what our parent's and their parent's generation has been doing and are helping it come to a stop.. but weapons are getting really really powerful.. pretty soon, itll only take one rich pissed off guy to take out half the world or more.

  • @bongchampion is that not already the case? if so why have we not bombed our fuckasses back to the middle ages already? the theory of assured mutual destruction can probly be made to fit what has and is continuing to happen, thus far. we've had these weapons for some time now. the cold war is over but we can still destroy ourselves.

  • @vincenizzzle anyday, now.. the world will end. could be months years or decades but it's on the brink. peace is an impossible idea.

  • you cant tell me not to drink it, my bong has a built in homeless shelter/bird bath.. those people rely on my water supply for hydration.

  • @bongchampion i never told you not to drink it i said that you are not supposed to. im jealous of those bums/birds. free bong hits FTW

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  • im pals with homeless pete, shy pete and old stinky daniel but the rest of the birds and all the bums are just mooches.. thats fine, though I do what I can.

  • @bongchampion hey now thats what i call a public service.

  • LOL!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • wtf is the actual name of the album? "Nano nucleanic cyborg summoning"

  • I lol'd

  • this is WAY better then the original

  • I agree.

  • this is my favorite video of all time

  • is there an original of this that hasn't been fucked with?

  • yes. Do a search on 'worst band evar'

  • @badbadmanb3ta I tried that, it didn't work. All i got was a load of Justin Bieber songs.

  • @terrorhawk3072 look up warr guitar metal

  • I love their sound.

  • Its ashame because if you understand theory and how talented and difficult their music is, maybe you'd show some more respect.

  • Sound > complexity.

  • sir, you have summed up everything in music. i thank you, and your strangely pornographic sounding name.

  • Glad I could help. :)

    My name isn't meant to sound pornographic at all though.. it's a reference to my height. <_<

  • No, you see, bands like Dream Theater, Rush, Symphony-X, and Zappa make good sounding AND complex music, in which I give my highest respects.

    I hate to be a 'compare guy', but those are bands that can actually apply whole-note scales and 'out-of-the-box' chords into something musically moving. These guys can't.... or maybe they can but don't.

    I'm sorry, but music isn't a sport. I love challening music but it has to be, well, music in order for me to respect it.

  • I think when it comes to bands like Behold The Arctopus, it boils down to what your taste in music is, and overall, your opinion. Once you start listening to avant garde metal such as this (forgive me if this band is mislabeled) it's really hard to get into, since these guys do so many tempo changes.

    I dunno, personally, I find the music stimulating, but after 1 minute or so I've had my fill. After that I go listen to Amon Amarth.

  • @JPSS97 Well, it IS mucic so... whatever you say. you should check out steve reich compositions. some of the non-melodic ones.

  • @JPSS97 see you have to listen to the studio version to fully apreciate their complexity, likewise with anytech deth band as when the drums are fused in perfectly you can see what they were really trying to do here.

    Its all pretty impressive in the studio version and alot more musical than it sounds here aswell.

  • @JPSS97 I can definitely understand that a lot of people look to music to be "moving," but who's to say that that's what music has to be? There are two sides to music - the intellectual, and the emotional. Behold the Arctopus is all intellectual, while the other bands you mentioned manage to mix the two. I'm a big fan of the concept that anything is music, and don't think it's fair to say that this isn't music.

  • @JPSS97 they can do it, I think they generally just appreciate different harmonic themes and structures.

    Just to potentially prove that these guys can play more evocative music, listen to skullgrid/canada, the section after around 3:17 is really gorgeous I think.

  • @JPSS97 have you heard anything by them besides alcoholocaust

  • @JPSS97 That's an incredibly ignorant way of looking at music. Just because they choose a genre out of your "liking" you say this is not music? What about noise music, the twenties in classical, etc. - they all had/have a weird sound to them. This is meant to be "this bad" and the guys are actually quite talented.

  • @JPSS97 Your opinion is hugely significant

  • @JPSS97

    You trying to fucking explain why people aren't supposed to like Behold..The Arctopus?

    I like this band, now why don't all of you technical analysts and instrumental wiz-kids go make your own song and post it. All 18 idiots that thumbed you up for your Nazistic comment can suck a big one 2. You morons know nothing about metal, dweebs

  • @PunksDeadEmoK1dsN3xt

    I'm into progressive tech metal, i ain't into this but i can understand why other people are, but don't say that people who don't like Behold the Arctopus , are either morons or know nothing about metal.

  • @TheJasepetrucci

    I never said that if you don't like Behold the Arctopus your either a moron or know nothing about metal. What I said was that if a listener of metal or other extreme music, doesn't like a band or sound there is no reason to try and convince others why it supposedly sucks. Out the 41 people that disliked this video, about 20 went around all Behold the Arctopus vids, just to dislike it. Not that it hurts me or Behold the Arctopus, but it's just sad that people behave like shit

  • I love BtA but I lold hard at this

  • Thank you.

  • I love B...TA but this was effing hilarious

  • wtf lol

  • Omfg that was fucking hilarious

  • gay

  • still gay.

  • They're fucking fags get outta here.

  • You're a fucking fag, dont talk siht unless you can do what they can....... o wait you can't just shut the fuck up!

  • Why in the fuck would I want to play this. I'm sorry I play music that requires talent and actually is like by people. Give me one good reason this is good music. You can't, it fucking sucks.

  • It's good music because they don't stay within the confines of what Society thinks is "good music". Thinking outside the box.

  • But also look fucking retarded and no one likes them. was it worth it?

  • To them it is. Music shouldn't be a popularity contest. They make it how they want, not how you want. What is this high school? Who are you to say no one likes them? There's plenty of Metal heads out there that enjoy listening to bands like these dudes. A lot of it stems from a band called Sprial Architect. Prog musicianship taken further into more random levels. Ever listen to John Coltrane? Though his music was superier to these guy's.

  • If bands like these were so great, there would not be tons of videos about just this band alone mocking them. People who say music isn't about popularity are wrong. If that was true, people wouldnt aspire to go bigger and better than before. Record labels wouldn't be counted. People who say it's not a popularity contest say that because they aren't good enough to make it big.

  • And people don't mock Miley Ray Cyrus?

    Calling her another pop slut much like Britney Spears.

    Who said anything about them being "great". OK by far. I could name a better band. Opeth.

    Fuckers like these comphremised taste and structure and a sence of development. Music will apeal to who ever it apeals to. Then a band will become popular. When someone seeks so profoundly to apeal to everyone and all they want is money for it tehy sacrifised creative thinking so tehy can buy a new sports car.

  • A Record Labels perpous is to promote a bands CD and the band it's self. BUt what they do is tkae a large percentage of the money made and the band only gets so much for what they did. Record Lables should baarley be counted for anything. Just more Capitolist bullshit to fill there pokets. Music is Art. Look at Picasso. He didn't decide he wanted to paint another fucking Mountain. He made somthing else that came from his creative mind and heart. Are these fuckers doing the same thing.......

  • Kinda, but the end reslut didn't turn out the same, because of what I said before.

    But thats what they chose to do and there music apeals to people who recogonize that. Or to just some people who get high and do what ever. Run around in circles while listening to Alcoholocaust? Fun to them but stupid to everyone else.

  • Put what you want as a musician first.

    Then let people decide if they like it or not.

    Not the other way around.

    Free will. Open mindedness.

    The best part is when a band like Tool can apeal to alot of people and have the music that they do. odd time signatures and darker tones in both the music and lyrics. A musicain wants apeal. Not to be more popular than Nickleback. If it happens. Good.

  • Yes carbine is a fuckin tool...... Music is all about exploring and expressing your emotions. Music can be anything, if somebody can't appreciate something that is their problem, but statin his ignorant opinions isn't going to change mine.

  • lol. Well hello to a fellow lover of art. How are you? Yeah he's ignorant, but thats his problem.

  • Man you really are fuckin ignorant........ record companies are all controlled to dumb down the masses, its not about makin good music you DUMBFUCK! Most good music isn't very popular, it isn't a popularity contest. I would rather be unpopular and original, instead of famous and bad. There are ppl with acquired tastes, just because you are lacking worldliness and suffering from shallow mindedness doesn't mean you know everything, just shut the fuck up you fuckin tool!

  • You are fuckin STOOPID yo! You going to sit there and tell me SOULJA BOY is GOOD MUSIC BECAUSE HE MADE IT! He just has some billion dollar record company and the mainstream media promoting his bullshit! His crap makes ppl stupid so they love that........ You are so fuckin stupid and your argument is so fuckin flawed, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

  • I fucking hate soulja boy. Did I ever say I like him? Just goes to show how absolutely stupid you are.

  • Than what do you like? Please don't say "Better than this shit."

    Don't be a smart ass.

  • Anything from Alternative to rock to metal, you know, music that sells...

  • hahaha you are a tool...... if you weren't such a closed-minded insecure dweeb you would konw that there is no such thing as music that is universally good. People have different opinions, just because your opinion is ignorant and uneducated doesn't mean its valid.

  • hahah niiice

  • haha good one

  • wtf??

  • i lol'ed my pants

  • perfect

  • hahaha wonderful

  • This is a good direction for them to go.

  • Lmao!

  • Somehow better than before.

  • lol i heard that music on like Kiroshi Suicide Salaryman or whatever its called!

  • this isnt really it

  • no shit sherlock!

  • wat a dick^

  • fuck off asshole

  • oh boy, nothing gets past you chief.

  • sounds better than the original video

  • lol, best video ever.