How not to pick up women

[SydneyMRA]

Apart from the depiction of the guy as a murderer, what she said is pretty fair compared to some of the other comments floating around youtube

[britbrighton]

I cannot believe people don't see the humour in this...

[aaroncoats1]

Try using conditioner... your hair is as dry as Hay.

[cimmeriian]

The best part was, "How two people who meant well end up not meaning well" Not the exact words you used but interesting point :-)

[TheLandOfTears]

Im going to do all these which you just said you shouldn't do.

[MurphysLaww]

WTH is this...?

[aaroncoats1]

@MurphysLaww this is annoying, is what it is.. LOL

[UTOP4]

It takes you forever to get to the point... I didn't feel like listening for 8 minutes -.- What about a short version?

[justicefmprice]

Hey, Val.

Don't let all these insecure commenters get you down.

You're pretty fine in my opinion, good-looking, cute, smart, and talented.

These 'guys' leaving negative comments must be in their early twenties and have no life experience to recognize a quality woman, are latent homosexuals, or are simply half a chromosome away from developing fully-fledged Down's Syndrome

I hope you continue on with this for a very long time.

Good luck, fair lady.

[tnekkc]

Why pick her up?

Don't waste time with dumb chicks.

Hang with girls good enough to marry.

[laetrille]

you just wasted 8:23 of my life.

[myrpok]

holy shit get to the point. you waste so much time dancing around meaningless shit.

[whoregay]

If you don't want to be hit on by men, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF CLUBS AND BARS STUPID! Go paint a portrait or something.

[alhex123]

valuable time wasted not in the kitchen

[Vrejnaz]

SHTO BLYAD

[Axxisization]

who care about your shitty egocentric life and speak?

[TheGreatJuicebox]

I was curios as to who watches these ladies. I see it's all a bunch of jealous ugly ladies hating on prettier ladies.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

lol.

I wouldn't date a drunk either. :D

[TheElemental1991]

From what I have seen, women don't know anything about picking up women, and they need to stop making videos about it...

[theknacke]

She..is...so...stupid..

[mrvictoria]

maybe your friend was just a stuck up bitch?

[decolas66]

sigh...thumbs down if u managed 2 se more than 2 minutes

[simpletruths10]

you are so annoying

[ViensofJoy]

that was a colorful sandwich

[SeductionMyth]

most important think guys should finally understand:

there is no such thing as seduction. All this pua stuff is completely irrational. In the light of scientific studies it is clear that most people overrate skills.

SeductionMyth com explains why

[MoonSyde]

show tits for good comment or gtfo bitch

[assailant85]

why is a girl making a video about picking up girls? you don't know what you're talking about baby, make a video about how to pick up men if you like.

it's like a deer writes about how to hunt a deer. It wouldn't be hunted if it really knew what it meant to hunt a deer.

[Arthur11358]

I'm now dumberer for having seen this video.

[gmarotop]

WTF.......... This is the worst shit I ever seen in my whole life!!!

[felagund1971]

This story could have been told in 45 seconds by someone less self absorbed.

[SuperMattwick]

I like 90% of the comments are about how NOT to pick up women.

[SyrianPride1488]

strip naked for me

[kingboss9000]

wtf iz dis shite

[yummyorangefinch]

How did I just watch this whole thing...? At least it's fun to listen to her accent. Lol at the noobs trying to guess where she's from. "Latina? French?"

[grioslara]

Enjoy your art its beautiful just like the creator :)

[sxsv1]

Waste of time, but you're very pretty with a sexy accent

[DonDiego256]

What's with all the perverts in YouTube comments sections?...

Anyways...

Just discovered your channel, Val, and am enjoying it very much!

[juniwilliams]

@DonDiego256 you're either a fag or a girl, so i doubt you'l ever fathom what tits can do to a man. Its damn near criminal!!!

[DonDiego256]

@juniwilliams By saying things like that, you're only betraying your own insecurities, not revealing mine.

[juniwilliams]

@DonDiego256 what im i insecure about? my hunger for perky succulent tits? i think i know which one you are just from your reply.

[DonDiego256]

@juniwilliams No, you're insecure about your ability to get laid. So you come onto YouTube to lust after cute girls in vids (and leave your pervy comments underneath).

[juniwilliams]

@DonDiego256 That logic of yours is surprisingly flawed. Let me break down my original comment, cause apparently its quite complex for your brain to digest. My main point was that only a heterosexual man or a homosexual woman would appreciate such youthful breasts. How that ties in with my ability to get laid is beyond me. I think you've just exposed more of your insecurities A cup, or its butt pirate? doesn't really matter....

[DonDiego256]

@juniwilliams You seem confused by your own logic (since all you can do is re-state it without explaining it). I could be a heterosexual or homosexual man, or a heterosexual or homosexual woman. What I am does not matter: I simply do my best to respect people without discriminating against religion, race, gender, or sexual orientation. From your previous statements, you are clearly not bound by these principles. Do these principles make me a specific type of person? No.

[DonDiego256]

@juniwilliams But your statements reveal exactly who you are. Which is why I engaged you in argument from the beginning. So that others might see your improper, disrespectful, narcissistic nature, and be warned.

[juniwilliams]

@DonDiego256 so, referencing you initial comment, you are trying to appeal to a bunch of perverts about my improper, disrespectful, narcissistic nature??? good luck

[SovereignStatesman]

Chicks who give dating-advice are either lesbians or morons.

[Regna]

woah i fucking love your painting ! 

[TheCriptos]

is she high

[SovereignStatesman]

@TheCriptos

Nah, I think she's French or something... same difference.

[thepurplelingo]

this is a very cool idea you have about painting a diary, and i say ignore the sleazy comments, yes i think you're hot but i won't bluntly say "show me your tits" just keep doing wut u do and ignore the sleazey comments

[LEilllLEi]

Nice breasts

[SovereignStatesman]

@LEilllLEi

Why else would anyone watch some bitch going blah-blah-blah about her friend, and how stupid men are?

[debszb86]

So deep man ...... fucking fail

[Redfox87]

ooo cool painting... yeah trying to pick up chicks while drunk = fail



[Deerkiler56]

Cum bitch cum

[Deerkiler56]

Cum bitch cum

[Amaberean]

Don't listen to the negative comments. You're cute, interesting, and talented. I only wish I could afford to buy the painting. I really like it. You put me in a good mood for the day. Thank you for that. Keep up the good work. I really mean that.

[op684]

stupid russian biatch

[AntiLoots]

Dont listen to all these stupid baboons with their negative comments. I like your vid and how you share a bit of your personal life with us. Love the painting!

[78bcollins]

okay, This was a waste of my life -.-



[CMBHottie]

i'm sorry but u should just stop makin videos ur bad sorry

[zgpunx]

what the fuck is this?????

[junaid1992]

tipsy?! you know what I mean tipsy? It means he's way too tipsy! hah

she didn't think it thro before saying it! You look tipsy btw!

[zikobi]

TITS OR GTFO!

[wolfishcreature]

I can't believe that I actually sat and watched this entire video. She reminds me of my ex girlfriend, though. She too possess the power of talking for hours without actually saying anything.

[jiggva]

@wolfishcreature lol alotta women fit dat bill

[giovannilalala]

A painting with a story, I like it.

[sandweged]

I think we just found the greatest orator of our generation. This epic tale made me laugh, cry, and even piss in my pants. This bitch knows how to tell a story. Only the addition of boobs would have made it better.

[edsreapers]

my IQ just went down after watching this video!!! retard.....!!! O_o

[megdaliG]

First, take off your shirt and smile and look like a stud, as I see you are doing that on your picture. Second, take a girl's hand and put it on your breast, make her feel you up. Third, kiss her. Fourth, If you got lucky she didn't sue you for sexual harassment, then you are on your way. (Unless they don't like black people) Fifth, have intercourse. Last step, introduce yourself

[NinjaLooter88]

JESUS GIRL UR SOOOO COMPLICATED ... get some cocain asap!

[jiggva]

@NinjaLooter88 haha i was thinking same thing....

[noclouds111]

Val understands the nuances of communication. Works for me.

[MrTommyRico]

she never swallowed

[HandsumGuy1]

this video if fucking stupid

[JohnBenderful]

Really love the painting .....thankyou for sharing the gift of your beauty.

[peterscoop]

what teh fuck she is talking liek a retard

[ps37575]

@peterscoop dumb fuck it's an accent,are you retarded?

[peterscoop]

@ps37575 no but she is and you must be like her lol

[majikman1234]

What The Fuck I'm I Seeing!?!

[Darthbelal]

geezus, when you do a video, cut out the uhm, uhm, uhm, uhm, KNOW what you're going to say and spit it the fuck out.

[MGiants82]

I was looking for advice, instead I got an 8 minute video of a creepy painting and nothing I could actually use. And take the cotton balls out of your mouth I can't understand one word you said.

[Ryan030607]

I think shes really fit!!

[Megoolies]

next time show your boobs to retain audience attention. zzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[PlainToExplain]

I couldn't even be arsed to watch this video... Her face pisses me off

[peterscoop]

wow this gir is pretty ugly she should be happy if she finds a medium looking guy not nag on youtube! lol

[MrEmadshalabi]

@peterscoop I personally think she's fairly pretty. Anyway that's cruel.

[inertiaBOSS]

this bitch needs a boning

[goodspelr]

Imagine being on a six hour road trip with this chick.

[LLLF000]

first if you knew how to treat boys you probably had a boyfriend and didn't waste your time with these videos. second, deep down I bet you wish you were your friend, and even the drunk guy would have hit on you. third, get a life.

[centurion205]

Thumbs up for staring at her tits the whole time she's blabbing on and on . . . .

[Thewinator]

@centurion205 another great example of how not to hit on women.

[SovereignStatesman]

@centurion205

That's why they GOT 'em! X-D

[tickaboo100]

I Love All of this. lol its great



[facundofeltrin]

She is The why we shuldnt pick up this class of girls. They talk about... nothing. They only talk. Tumbs up if im ok

[vjfrost]

The painting was nice, the rest of it bored the cr@p out of me, sorry!

[Someto1]

nice tits babe

[lipecalietra]

Latina ?

[Lgeorgiadis]

this is lovely! thank you

[daltox183]

i hate this person

[ivoandsumi]

14 seconds passed and I am borred

[mt2314]

Pretty girls should be seen and not heard ..... you tell a great story, I was riveted.

[pittyT]

Do you speak English?

[dwainedibbly]

@pittyT

Do you?

[pittyT]

@dwainedibbly НЕ!! Защо питаш? Ако имаш проблем с това , кажи?

[LKJPDUR]

This video is so lame.

[94Cioppa]

Show us your tits

[Lgeorgiadis]

@94Cioppa fuck you

[StrategicTao]

great artwork but could you maybe add something like artwork in the headline? so you can actually see what you are presenting^^ thank you :)

[TheKohlslaw]

You are very creative! I Love the painting and all the details it depicts

[iamanacepilot]

nice tits, wanna fuck?

[GamesR4FITE]

unfortunately the most persistent guys tend to be the most oblivious :p

[mochopz]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[moonlightkisu]

I like this. This is one of the most original videos i've seen on youtube.

[AuzzieBoredguy]

Wow you say and paint some really deep stuff.

[HetLedie]

I love the paintings very much i might put some of my work up too. I feel more confident.

[EEPBppt]

I like the painting !!!

[lesadorables]

dude wash your friggin hair

[HelloHansSolo]

This is as boring as watching iguana shit dry.

[smobyles]

just had my wtf moment of the day...

[GorefiendGrinds]

I'll stick it to you..

[mayituck]

u know what... you are really beautiful and lovely. But fix this hair, will you?

[ctrent859]

Nice tits!

[xXxRafaelRocksxXx]

Get a boyfriend. Jeez.

[palindrome06]

Does anyone know the name of the song playing a guitar solo at the beginning of the video which starts at 0:30?

[sodom87]

@palindrome06 It is called La Catedral, i would recommend you listen to it with john williams, by the way the part that plays here is from the end of the song.

[palindrome06]

@sodom87 That's great! Thank you bro.

[tzalwelgaanzeker]

I want to see your tits

[tzalwelgaanzeker]

very nice tits. if only the lips stopped talking...

[stmartinc]

strange accent...

[jayc981]

conflict, why? beacause men want to fuck women

[grevilliest]

This is seriously a stupid video. so basically her friend got hit on by a drunk dude, she blew him off. and?

[EnVysNiipz]

Nice tots

[soulsurvivor52784]

Nice tits

[willy43983]

see,what happens when a person doesn't have life.

[JoeSatrianii]

Honesty you should talk less and paint more, I watched the video just because the painting process :)

Tell people something interesting, you are and artist, and artists have lots to talk about :)

[DeadlyWipeout8000]

You made him wait... 8 MINUTES. NOOOO

[Blacksmith1964]

I stopped watching after 27 seconds. From the moment she opened her mouth, I KNEW this video was a waste of time.

[hellofromdave]

Blah blah blah... oh hmm I see, blah blah blah blah blah oh um yes hmm blah blah blah ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z

[fxtrader92]

10 seconds of information in an 8 minute video - nice music though.

[koookan]

SO

SO

SO

SO

[BboyAnthemTzr]

Just putting it out there....One day I'm going to make you my wife...just saying So...you can let that ponder in you head right now.

[zoot3zz]

hope she isn't trying to earn a living by painting.

Maybe painting a garage door might work for her.?

[kingsgroveharpreet]

I watch the whole video just to keep lookin at the girl.. She's really cute ...

[BlaineDeschain]

She can't paint.

[kpreston69]

I am absolutely sure that the only way to get in this womans pants is a Mercedes and lots of money.  She even looks shalow. Do you ever wonder why Mel Gibson gets upset over these types of bitches...

[XDarkslayer223]

well nice message though, dont listen to the negative comments its very noce what you say dear!! keep it up never change cuz people like you are hard to find!! take care!! ;) good job with ur vids :)

[g6owner2007]

hot

[dickyobuttgirl]

you can tell that her homely looking ass has to do alot of ass to mouth to keep a man interested!!

[lasecadora]

thats a nice kitchen

[teddorward]

what kind of meds are you on???

[h22adude]

oh and also, this video is stupid, where the hell is the point? you talking about your girlfriends who is obviously a bitch, and i can tell you are as well. please quit making these dumbass videos, you belong naked on your back lying in bed submitting to a man, or ironing clothes, or cooking, know you fucking role!!

[ArrowRinehart]

@h22adude you...are a rather detestable little insect aren't you? Taking the time to make such an empty and pathetic comment? Wow, congratulations, you've showed us how narrow that empty-sight that you really have. You must be so proud :D; go soak your head, maybe the moisture will expand your thin mind.

[h22adude]

Damn the least you could have done was fix your hair, you knew you were gonna be on camera, looking all busted and shit shit, whore!!

[nyamcz]

talk about this subject when you are a woman not a girl.

[daydayhyphy]

nice rack

[florence30400]

what about how to pick up a man?cos men have been picked up this days more then women and they are making money from it plz try to show some videos

[FearlessUntamed]

That's not a french accent.

What's the music she uses for the opening of hers vids ?

[frugihoyi]

Are you Spanish? I usually hate the accent when Spanish people speak English, but I LOVE the way you talk. And it's a plus that you know your grammar and are quite eloquent. And you seem to have SUCH a cool personality. Dammit I would approach you in a club really drunk and I wouldn't leave despite your hints. Very nice painting. Okay I am drunk right now. You are my new favorite YouTuber, okay after thewinekone. Just make your videos more to the point. They are too slow. Instant gratification!

[aboOSHAN]

what should we do after this video should we laugh ?

[maddiekaterox]

For those of you saying you think she's French, I'm pretty sure she's Russian.

[AshillaBeige]

@maddiekaterox Doesn't sound like it. My boyfriend has a Russian accent and it's completely different. She sounds maybe French or some other type of Eastern European. If she is Russian, she has the weirdest Russian accent I've ever heard and I've been to Russia.

[ReikoX7]

You re talking too much but I love the painting

[bonezdaboricua]

Your painting nice your explanation choppy, this should be called cold shoulder after the painting title is misleading...

[infinteuniverse]

interesting, how many views this video got. and i contributed to it.. -.-

[lmd742]

LMAO!

[deanaynechi]

what just happened?

[ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz]

you forgot about the crowbar-trunk method