Portal 2: Aristotle VS. Mashy Spike Plate

[kaizoisevil]

223 people vs 0 people...oh wait...nevermind.

[Plausiblesarge]

Why doesn't this loop?

[TimeTheftProductions]

@Plausiblesarge  type repeat between 'youtube' and '.com' and you'll be able to loop any video, especially this one!

[qpeterx]

My favorite line in the game.

[shelby4369]

that is not a panel, that's a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!! we sell those too

[komatoran]

When you've got a 210-0 like-dislike ratio, you know it's some good shit.

[acau77]

Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

[EpicGamer128]

Eh, I'll watch the rest of tomorrow...

[GardenSpider]

I was laughing so hard at that line that I died. Twice. But that was fine because I got to hear it again!

[PHotakuful]

@SuperCatfire Aristotle was a Greek philosopher and polymath, a student of Plato and teacher of Alexander the Great. His writings cover many subjects, including physics, metaphysics, poetry, theater, music, logic, rhetoric, linguistics, politics, government, ethics, biology, and zoology.

[NFXShockwave]

@PHotakuful And Mashy Spike Plate was............a moving panel with pointy bits on one side.

I think we know who wins this battle.

[SandvichBlock]

In soviet Russia, you mash spike plate

[whatatastyburger121]

Next Epic Rap Battle of History?!? Agree?

[MrDinobo]

that sounds SOOO GOOD i just gotta love that quote

[phantomfatale]

man, I wish we had gone over that in my philosophy class

[redquoter]

MORE LIKE, MASHY SPIKE PLAT-O

AMIRITE, AMIRITE

[omgsicle]

@redquoter why isn't this the top comment

[pokesonic1]

@ToxicDragoon You are more moronic than Wheatley.

[ToxicDragoon]

wat the hell is a aristole

[pikminpicker]

That is not a panel. That a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! We sell them too.

[alecsleigh]

"Education is the best provision for a MASHY SPIKE PLATE" - Aristotle

[Mclarenboy100]

If GLaDOS was caught in there in potato form,i guess she would become a

(puts on sunglasses)

Mashed Potato

YYYYEEEEEAAAHHH!

[Kaiqua]

This should be a ringtone!

[SuperCatfire]

This quote makes my head sad. Head: I don't get it! Me: It's okay little fella i don't either.

[LuvMeerkats]

@SuperCatfire Spongebob reference? :D

[SuperCatfire]

@LuvMeerkats STOP YELLOWING!!! >:-(

[SuperCatfire]

@SuperCatfire NO U

[SuperCatfire]

@SuperCatfire NO U

[SuperCatfire]

@LuvMeerkats CANT U C MY HED IZ SAD?! TELL ME WUT AIRIHSTAWTIHL IZ!!!

[DigitalFluxHeart]

Honestly my favorite quote in the entire game XD

[MooseyFate01]

Oh wheatley~ ;) lol.

[yoyokittycatlol]

Teacher: Uhhh you realize at your homework project is only doodles of a robotic Circe with an eye ball right?

me: MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

*teacher gets crushed*

[weege555]

I thought they were really good friends.

[triforcekitten]

MASHEH SPYKE PLAET

[nummydoughnuts]

@triforcekitten PFFFTTTCHHCHHCHHHCHHPFFFPFFFFT­CHPFFFFFTTCHHTPFPFFCHHCHHHHCHH­CH

[manateeman1]

by far one of the best lines in portal 2

[SuperMinorMiner]

lol

heres the part that makes it funny

he says it really fast and he adds "MASHY" and lol

[lotusgirl002]

it's very funny

and yet I could not laugh

as it was my "dear cute friend" Wheatley trying to kill me

...*sob*

[nlicky]

This is certainly an underrated quote. I have not heard many fans of Portal 2 repeating this but it sure is dang funny.

I heard this multiple times. The "fatty fatty no parents line" was good but that was at the start at the level and didn't present any danger. While escaping Wheatley I heard this and thought it was funny, and made me die as a result. I actually had some trouble on what to do so the line got annoying, but I found the portal for the funnel and continued on the escape.

[HankJwimbleton876]

I smell Meme potential.

[DannyShtoaghp]

i killed myself repeatedly at this part just so i could listen to "Aristotle Vs. Mashy Spike Plate"

[drmario711]

Aristotle Vs Mashy spike plate

Einstein vs Incinrator

Franklen Vs Line up of turrents

Johnson Vs combustable lemons

[chruiz42]

@drmario711 more like Einstein vs Terry

[drmario711]

@chruiz42 if your referring to the nanobot

his name was jerry

[chruiz42]

@drmario711 no i was sure it was terry

[TNTGamer105]

One of the best Portal 2 Quotes Ever!!!

[FG10sAdventure]

That is not a crusher. That is a mashy spike plate. We sell them too

[Chayraz2]

mashy spike plate is the new companion cube.

[ikkedus57]

@Chayraz2 Go ahead, lets hug it!

[shunstar102521]

greatest line ever

[drdudido]

Play it agian and hit Key 6! XD

[lannydragonlover]

I laughed at this. And I failed because of it XD

[inamerica55585]

Was Plato an Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate? I could believe that.

[scotkid100]

When I got to this part I ended up laughing so much I forgot to put the portal on the wall and died :P

[SCRuner5h]

I should do this for all my rivalries.

Phoenix Wright vs. Professor Layton... Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

[TehNerdQueen]

I seriously do call them mashy spike plates.

The meat tenderizer? It's a miniature mashy spike plate now.

[TheGamerDon]

@WheatleyXD: Of course you did. But you forgot one MAJOR rivalry...Isaac Newton versus ROOM FULL OF TURRETS.

[WheatleyXD]

@TheGamerDon Nope. Nope. I didn't forget! Its all here in the big ol' brian....I really should have quoted that in the turret room... darn.

[peskyseagull]

6 for SMASHY Spike Plate

[zappamania89]

Well, Aristotle was actually versus Plato, and he hated a lot his toughts, but I can't find any analogy between the philosopher and "Mashy spike plates".

[sirp0p0]

@zappamania89

Plato

Plate-o

Spike PLATE

i dunno.

[TallDwarf8472]

$5 on mashy spike plate!

[iRawket]

Press 6 for instant "mashy spike plate"!

[mickerau]

aristotle vs mashy spike plate...

then does that makes me aristotle? YES!

[oliethefolie]

I pissed myself when this happened. I can't stop laughing now actually.

[TheGamerDon]

Yes, Aristotle and Mashy Spike Plate go a long way back.

Mortal enemies, I tells ya.

[WheatleyXD]

@TheGamerDon I know, Its totally true. Didn't make it up or anything. I found it out while I was, you know, reading and not being a moron.

[3103Hunter]

@TheGamerDon yeah you know they use to be college roomates back at old U of A (university of Athens), back then they were good buddies, both majoring in philosophy and astronomy. but after college Mashy Spike plate wanted him and aristotle to start a business together. Aristotle after accepting his friend's offer rejected it for the job of teaching some braty prince, thus breaking his long time friend's trust forever.

[pokefan1359]

@TheGamerDon roflmao

[FamusJamus42]

Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

- From 'The Part Where He Kills You'.

[EbolaZidane]

Finally, an opponent worthy of my vast intellect...

[ianster0102]

holms versus moriarty (fallout 3 anyone??)

[richamerican]

@ianster0102

Sherlock Holmes and Professor James Moriarty

[ianster0102]

@richamerican collin moriarty fallout 3 at your service xD

[evbunke2]

One of my favorite moments in the whole game!

[kirbyfreek33]

I could not stop laughing about that line for the next few hours after I heard that. I failed that section a time or two as well, so I got to hear it multiple times =P.