Wow, that "dieter" was an absolute bitch. I myself am on a succesfull diet, but (honestly) I never tell people what to(or not to) eat. I apologize if anybody doesn't want me speaking of the the trick, but first off, I'm in a hospital(group home), so the food is healthy, mostly chicken/rice/vegetables. The second aspect of this is, I always eat exactly half of my meals (unless it's take-out). In 18 months, I have lost 130 lbs. by using this diet2093/163. IGNORE THIS IF YOU WANT
ya i'm kinda on a diet right now. well i havent been drinking and soda since 2009 and this year i only eat out once a week. if you knew me you would be like whhhat once a week i dont believe you. but its hard. i have to find the few healthy things that i like and stick to eating it. i thought it was pbj but apparently peanut butter is high in fat so. i do like oatmeal thought. not really plain oatmeal but i can handle it everyday. what do you try to eat when your eating healthy?
Denise ,.. girls talk about each other behind each others backs constantly ,...so you are always worried about what they are saying about you but just not to you. I have had the guy version of that lunch out with a friend ,.... goes something like this
me: "Dude just a salad I'm on a diet"
friend: "faget!! yer still a fat fuck!" btw- Denise you're absolutely beautiful ,..I wouldn't change a thing!
You are amazing. I love your videos already and I'm with you for one hour of watching! How'd you get the red lighting for the inner thoughts of your evil friend? LOL AWESOME!
Why cant it be like in the olden days when being FAT was sexy! Lol I hope who ever changed that is rotting in hell! Jajaj love the vid! That is how I feel.
I'm not really on a "diet" but I did stop drinking soda and started eating fruit instead of candy for snacks. I LOVE the sweet stuff so if I'm craving it, I have a small portion. As far a restaurants go...I still pig out since I don't really eat out that often. LOVE me some burgers and fries! I also exercise...alot.
i'm not on a diet but my mom doesnt let me eat fast food anyways. (two doctors as parents). but i do exercise. i wanna be muscular, not thin. i want abs. and i'm a girl. idc about being thin and all that but muscels rule. and are awesome. i have a friend who tried to go on a diet but couldnt but she never eats that much anyways. and not cus she wants to be hin or anything but she actually gets really full really fast. she lost a lot of wait anyways though, so yeah.
Nice!!.. Meanwhile Dieterians suffer looking at the restaurant's menu trying to pick the most unhealthy food so they call it low on fat when they know they're crying deep inside for a juicy T bone steak I just torture them by oerdering that juicy Tbone steak they can't have. Diet? Helthy? My balls, they order a salad with a diet coke or diet pepsy. WTF?. Its like Eating freach fries with an smoothy. Also most of the blue berry muffins have same calories as a big mack and Dietarians still eat it
I am currently doing a weekly weight loss vlog. Come check it out! I've already lost 10 lbs. in my first 2 weeks! (Plus my kids are adorable, you can't miss that!) :-)
lmao! I love you Denise, But no, I'm not on a diet, I can't be on one, I need to GAIN weight not lose it =P Nothing wrong with eating healthy though. it's just so hard.. None of my friends are, but my mom and dad are, and I hate it.. Mainly because mom never buys anything but Low carb stuff and chicken, and when I do want to get something that isn't low carb my mom guilt trips me and says ''That will temp your father!'' I'm like, Well suck it up! Have some will power, I want my cookies! lol ;)
I'm not on a diet I just don't eat out, I eat hamburgers, tacos, chips, chocolate etc not everything the same day but still.. and I'm stuck at 140 pounds.. And It's not really that great when you're 6'2 >.>
Food is NOT medicine we take to stay healthy, we eat to LIVE. Enjoy life, food is right up there with being in love, as it should be. AND, your part Italian, loving food is a part of your makeup. I would rather die younger, having enjoyed wonderful food, than living older and not. Now lets go to Italy, and eat ourselves to death!!!
yeah watching your diet is hard at first lol and being at a restaurant with all the hungry friends i have me dieting picking water over pop is harder than you think lol well i lost 30lbs from dieting and excersise right now though im off my diet ice cream for me!
LOL So funny. I know exactly what you're talking about. They are SOOOOO judging my "tuna melt" or my "potato salad" choice. Skinny bastards! You are so funny Denise!
Lol I just have to say i found the vid very amusing :) I have problems gaining weight xD So its everything on the menu for me :O (and yes some people hate me for it)
im not on a diet. i actually dont eat as much as everyone else does but i dont eat like a bite and say thats it. but i dont eat at fast food places as much as i did before and that really helps.
Oh my goodness, it's so bad for me right now. I smoke and I am not watching my portion sizes. A ton of people very close to me have dropped major pounds. My mom lost 60 pounds and quit smoking, she's trying to lose 15 more pounds and right now she looks like she's all skin and bones. My cousin lost around 45 pounds and is trying to quit smoking, she's on Weight Watchers. A lot of my friends have trimmed down for summer and can fit into bikinis comfortably. And I'm like 'uhmmm...'
i'm not on a diet...i just got fatter coz i don't do a lot of activities like i used to do before that's all..u know what i mean...i'm fat not coz i (eat too much) but coz i don't move as much...lol sorry if my English is not correct :)
but if u wanna be on a diet don't just stop eating or eat less...u have to play so sports too..u know..
and stop being so cute! it drives me crazy in here! :D
I just read your latest tweet. You said that your brother came home and tried to be a bad influence by inviting you upstairs. Were you visiting your parents or does he live with you? jw
what you need denise,is a dick.that would solve your diet and attention whore problems.u are cute,sexy girl(fucking awsome tits as well) who needs to be in love and needs to be fucked every single day till you cant walk anymore.you just havent met a right person yet but it will happen babe.sorry if i was littlle bit rude in my writting
Yeah I'm sort of on a diet I don't drink any soft drinks anymore just Water, Milk, Apple/Orange/Grape and whatever healthy juice there is .........I have to b/c it's summer and everyone's getting naked LOL!!! Ahhhh funny stuff right there : )
you're awesome and this video was one of your best lol.... funny stuff...completely understand what you are saying...my friend graham is always making me look like ima fat slob for ordering what i order lol
no diet... just eating better. It started with cutting out sugar for my teeth (weak enamel) and losing weight for just that felt good, plus I don't really crave or want most sweets now. When you start eating healthy you crave those foods.
MORE COMMNETS! 1) your hair got longer and it looks pretty =), 2) super excited I'm going to see you so soon! 3) in reference to your diet video lol, I'm on a diet and I don't think that other people around me feel bad about eating that are "fattening" plus I never say no to cake, no matter what diet!
nope im not on a diet, i should eat a little better though, but i think for the most part diets are overrated...as long as you eat in moderation and get some exsersise you should be fine
I don't diet, but i am health-conscious and i have a natural dislike for fatty foods. you will never see me eat a twinkie or deep fried anything. However, I Looooove pastries and chocolate around my period, so that kind of balances my diet out :P
UGHHH! I hate it when people are like that! I love food! x] Hehe....Those people can just eat oxygen because that's all there little mistake can have!! Yes I stole that from a shane dawson video :P
Coincidentally, I'm on a diet right now! I've lost 46lbs and I plan on loosing another ~45lbs or so. I find dieting pretty easy. It's the "keeping it off" part that I have a problem with.
*shrug* I lost 65 lbs last year, girlfriend is down about 50ish lbs... both of us are a lot more active and we both are just a lot more healthy now... dieting isn't JUST to make other people feel fat :P haha
Not that you have anything to worry about Denise.
I've been paying more attention to what I eat, but I'd split chocolate cake. If I'm "good" a majority of the time, I don't feel all that bad if I go out with friends and have pizza or have dessert. I've totally had those friends before who are like "Can I just have water with a side of celery?" when I order a huge cheesy pasta..and it's AWKWARD! If I'm going out with friends to eat, I allow myself to splurge on calories a little.
I'm 6ft 2in tall and 120 lbs wet, so I dont need to diet, I'm actually trying to gain weight cause im quite under weight. My girlfriend however is freaking out cause I look like a broom stick and she wants to look like me, so I'm trying to stop her from cutting food out of her life completely.
Im a perfectly healty weight and all my friends are skinney as fuck, im a guy and it pisses me off because my bloodline is from biologists not farmers so im stuck with a freakin freak think muscle body when all my friends are the tall mother fucking skinny bastards...i hate them!!!DX
Not on a diet. Not being health conscious (unless you count being conscious of my poor health). Oh wow, Cobb salad, I LOVE it. I'd have ordered the ribs.
I'm actually not on a diet but I'm working out, mainly pushing myself get longer and harder routines. I figure I'll eventually get fit along the way... one day XP
You are so funny!! I wish I could find it in my to lose this weight!!! I am frustrated with myself.. I know exactly what you are talking about I have been there many times!!
yea my sister is on weight watchers and its based on points so when i want to eat a burger she looks at me and says do you know how much points are in that? it ruins my whole day
I am one of those people with an über fast metabolism. So I have never needed too. But, I still kind of watch what I eat. As cholesterol and such are just as bad for a skinny person as it is for an overweight person.
If know a lot of people on diets, but I've never been on one. My metabolism is kind of fast. If I went on a diet I'd probably start disappearing when I turned sideways.
On the other hand, I start vomiting like a geyser and lose the ability to breath for a minute at a time if I have anything with lactose. So I KIND of diet.
Im trying to cause Im sick of sucking in my stomach and I actually favor healthy food over junk food. Buuut my family disageees and still get all this junk food D:
My mom was just diagnosed with diabetes and has to loose weight to help with it, so shes on a diet and we all have to try and eat well around her cuz it's really hard for her to watch us eat stuff. When I'm on my own tho I'm such a pig lol chocolate frosting here I come!
but anyway Denise!! forget them! I'd have ordered that and enjoyed it right in front of them. Yet on the flip side I've been wantin to work out more LOL
lol hahaha I love this video! so true well last night I ate like 4 slices of my b day cake plus the one at dinner! so yeah Im not on a diet ... maybe I should be... nah
man ithat reminds me of the time when i went to this one resturant like the olive garden and chipotles and we got this special on these overstuffed burritos and soups for half price! =) then we decided to get on a diet for 3 months lol later
well...i'm a vegetarian does that count as a diet?
luvlafsing 1 year ago
Wow, that "dieter" was an absolute bitch. I myself am on a succesfull diet, but (honestly) I never tell people what to(or not to) eat. I apologize if anybody doesn't want me speaking of the the trick, but first off, I'm in a hospital(group home), so the food is healthy, mostly chicken/rice/vegetables. The second aspect of this is, I always eat exactly half of my meals (unless it's take-out). In 18 months, I have lost 130 lbs. by using this diet2093/163. IGNORE THIS IF YOU WANT
Randinoish 1 year ago
this vid is HILARIOUS!!! and yeah i am on a diet (and most of my frenz too...lol)
PrincessKanaC 1 year ago
i am not on a diet and never will be on a diet
narutopokemonhalo11 1 year ago
ya i'm kinda on a diet right now. well i havent been drinking and soda since 2009 and this year i only eat out once a week. if you knew me you would be like whhhat once a week i dont believe you. but its hard. i have to find the few healthy things that i like and stick to eating it. i thought it was pbj but apparently peanut butter is high in fat so. i do like oatmeal thought. not really plain oatmeal but i can handle it everyday. what do you try to eat when your eating healthy?
biggie7385 1 year ago
You are such a joy, thank you for making me laugh and smile.
DarrenBarthel 1 year ago
Denise ,.. girls talk about each other behind each others backs constantly ,...so you are always worried about what they are saying about you but just not to you. I have had the guy version of that lunch out with a friend ,.... goes something like this
me: "Dude just a salad I'm on a diet"
friend: "faget!! yer still a fat fuck!" btw- Denise you're absolutely beautiful ,..I wouldn't change a thing!
snipercomics 1 year ago
I'm not on a diet.
Nowadays, are the unhealthy days, YEAYUHHH
R4nd0mn33s 2 years ago
I was listening to Jay Sean-I'm Gone while watching this and that woulda been an amazing song to put in the background lol
Reeseguy45 2 years ago
I was on a diet...then I found out this small chocolate bar was 40 Cal a square...that sort of ruined my day -_-
AwkwardTurkleCompany 2 years ago
You are amazing. I love your videos already and I'm with you for one hour of watching! How'd you get the red lighting for the inner thoughts of your evil friend? LOL AWESOME!
rootedinfaith3 2 years ago
go the serious face
gamesempireonline 2 years ago
Why cant it be like in the olden days when being FAT was sexy! Lol I hope who ever changed that is rotting in hell! Jajaj love the vid! That is how I feel.
ulov3m3ulov3m3not 2 years ago
I have a lot of vegan vegetarian friends. Eating with vegans and vegetarians It's trying to read the bible in front of a bunch of Jehovan Witnesses !
They are so preachy!
How can you kill animals?!
I am sorry Vegan/Veg-heads but you have to kill to live. So continue to munch on you chicken flavor tofu!
mealie1613 2 years ago
God i am exactly like you! and you rock because you just described how i feel:D keep making vids
SunshineLizard 2 years ago
haha oommgggg
that's EXACTLY like my friend. she started over the summer and lost a TON of weight and now she treats me like a fatty whenever we eat together
kittykat493 2 years ago
Uh oh, Denise didn't get her slice of chocolate cake!! lol. Love this!! I miss "naked" summer days. lol.
StylinPinkDancer 2 years ago
You mean Shaycarl? lol
mizzzlizzz02 2 years ago
hahaaha "scew you BITCH!"
swoosh1195 2 years ago
i exercise everyday and try to just stop eating candy and cookies, i dont care if i eat bacon, me love it long time.
klasiv 2 years ago
Im not on a diet I exercise everyday and in football practice I guess counts as exercise
Mankey303 2 years ago
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starve urself BITCH!!
noelSinner221 2 years ago
why.'cause u r a f-in redneck?
pointlessSINdrom 2 years ago
YOU R A QUTY PIE
TheTrain1962 2 years ago
I'm not really on a "diet" but I did stop drinking soda and started eating fruit instead of candy for snacks. I LOVE the sweet stuff so if I'm craving it, I have a small portion. As far a restaurants go...I still pig out since I don't really eat out that often. LOVE me some burgers and fries! I also exercise...alot.
thatsmissred2u 2 years ago
"screw those friends" that's what she said. lol.
ThatVlogginGirl 2 years ago
i'm not on a diet but my mom doesnt let me eat fast food anyways. (two doctors as parents). but i do exercise. i wanna be muscular, not thin. i want abs. and i'm a girl. idc about being thin and all that but muscels rule. and are awesome. i have a friend who tried to go on a diet but couldnt but she never eats that much anyways. and not cus she wants to be hin or anything but she actually gets really full really fast. she lost a lot of wait anyways though, so yeah.
detty223 2 years ago
Nice!!.. Meanwhile Dieterians suffer looking at the restaurant's menu trying to pick the most unhealthy food so they call it low on fat when they know they're crying deep inside for a juicy T bone steak I just torture them by oerdering that juicy Tbone steak they can't have. Diet? Helthy? My balls, they order a salad with a diet coke or diet pepsy. WTF?. Its like Eating freach fries with an smoothy. Also most of the blue berry muffins have same calories as a big mack and Dietarians still eat it
JudgeMAGiC 2 years ago
HAHAHA, great vid
sophiapiaia 2 years ago
you are really funny denise! but really you dont need to lose weight you look fine!
adam7ification 2 years ago
I am currently doing a weekly weight loss vlog. Come check it out! I've already lost 10 lbs. in my first 2 weeks! (Plus my kids are adorable, you can't miss that!) :-)
qtangeleyes 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaah!you rock mrs!!!!you totally rock!!!Nah!...i 'm not on a diet!
MrBoufos 2 years ago
i'm on the sea food diet.....see food and eat it! ;) hehe x
DUFF246 2 years ago 8
lmao! I love you Denise, But no, I'm not on a diet, I can't be on one, I need to GAIN weight not lose it =P Nothing wrong with eating healthy though. it's just so hard.. None of my friends are, but my mom and dad are, and I hate it.. Mainly because mom never buys anything but Low carb stuff and chicken, and when I do want to get something that isn't low carb my mom guilt trips me and says ''That will temp your father!'' I'm like, Well suck it up! Have some will power, I want my cookies! lol ;)
Genesis2091 2 years ago
It's summer. We shuld get naked. Me and you. Seriously. Right now.
>:D
kewlazpewp 2 years ago
burn off some calories with your apartment manager
LunarDowns 2 years ago
wow im eating icecream..now i feel guilty..lol
Kimioko 2 years ago
lmao i was on a health kick for quite some time * working out alot * ahaha "screw you bitch!" and yeah friends are dickheads alot
johnnyboy32693 2 years ago
LOL!
chocolate cake hahaha ;D
you have horrible friends.
dont ever hang out with that gurl!
or atleast ever eat with her
EckoMunky 2 years ago
I am so with you on that, just eat what ever makes you happy :D
s200341450 2 years ago
the "devil" part made me l.o.l.
mikefalzone 2 years ago
YES! all my friends are on a weight loss kick and now i feel like the fattest of the group, no matter how thin i am
soccasweeti08 2 years ago
No don't Denise. You are sexy just the way you are. Don't do anything I love a girl like you that can eat. You be so sexy.
jussanother2ool 2 years ago
I'm not on a diet I just don't eat out, I eat hamburgers, tacos, chips, chocolate etc not everything the same day but still.. and I'm stuck at 140 pounds.. And It's not really that great when you're 6'2 >.>
Morpheim 2 years ago
... WoooooW.. I just ate a lot of Fries and I feel ...
Ahhhh
TheShotokanWarrior 2 years ago
I love you just the way you are.
TyNewton1977 2 years ago 2
ahhahaha enjoy fat fuck
NoShaq09 2 years ago
Food is NOT medicine we take to stay healthy, we eat to LIVE. Enjoy life, food is right up there with being in love, as it should be. AND, your part Italian, loving food is a part of your makeup. I would rather die younger, having enjoyed wonderful food, than living older and not. Now lets go to Italy, and eat ourselves to death!!!
joewspanky 2 years ago
why Italy??I am Italian..so what???anyway Denise you're so hilarious....SCREW YOU BITCH...ahhaahha
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joewspanky 2 years ago
ohh yeah food here is amazing...yeah now I got what you meant...now I'm cooking pasta CARBONARA...BUONAAAA
brandolina87 2 years ago
yeah watching your diet is hard at first lol and being at a restaurant with all the hungry friends i have me dieting picking water over pop is harder than you think lol well i lost 30lbs from dieting and excersise right now though im off my diet ice cream for me!
arb36 2 years ago
DONT YOU EVER LOSE THE FIGURE YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!
some of us like women with curves. screw the skinny girls.
LoneVanu 2 years ago 12
LOL So funny. I know exactly what you're talking about. They are SOOOOO judging my "tuna melt" or my "potato salad" choice. Skinny bastards! You are so funny Denise!
LisaMurray 2 years ago 2
u dont need a diet, your fine as is!
and no, my friends arent on diets.....but they do work out and stuff like that....i should too : |
tapo206 2 years ago
Haha. They watch you eat.
And then pretend theyre eating it XDD
siabproductions 2 years ago
Everyone around me is on a diet too! It's rubbish and makes me feel like a pie.
moi2886 2 years ago
Cute video as usual
mikehoncho2004 2 years ago
nice vib sweet heart
how are you..?«
SuperLeandro24 2 years ago
overreacting is sort of overrated.
TasteSour 2 years ago
LOL. Awesome video! Thanks for the morning laugh D! ... Off to work!
perfekt5651 2 years ago
Lol I just have to say i found the vid very amusing :) I have problems gaining weight xD So its everything on the menu for me :O (and yes some people hate me for it)
Nighteye13114 2 years ago
im not on a diet. i actually dont eat as much as everyone else does but i dont eat like a bite and say thats it. but i dont eat at fast food places as much as i did before and that really helps.
toysoldierivana 2 years ago
hm i am on a diet n it drives my brother crazy lol
cuz i only eat a tiny bit of food n everything has to be healthy
my sis is actually happy now cuz she can get all da chocolate n snacks lol
oDreamyGirlo 2 years ago
yeah my sister is on a diet and she makes me soooo mad because when she eats healthy i have to shes make me when i wanna eat good food
MistyMusicLuvr2009 2 years ago
Oh my goodness, it's so bad for me right now. I smoke and I am not watching my portion sizes. A ton of people very close to me have dropped major pounds. My mom lost 60 pounds and quit smoking, she's trying to lose 15 more pounds and right now she looks like she's all skin and bones. My cousin lost around 45 pounds and is trying to quit smoking, she's on Weight Watchers. A lot of my friends have trimmed down for summer and can fit into bikinis comfortably. And I'm like 'uhmmm...'
ohmfgemel 2 years ago
cutesy..
victoriousYT 2 years ago
i'm not on a diet...i just got fatter coz i don't do a lot of activities like i used to do before that's all..u know what i mean...i'm fat not coz i (eat too much) but coz i don't move as much...lol sorry if my English is not correct :)
but if u wanna be on a diet don't just stop eating or eat less...u have to play so sports too..u know..
and stop being so cute! it drives me crazy in here! :D
soona86 2 years ago
and again i added u on fb i'm hussein halim moussa (i hope u notice that...)
soona86 2 years ago
I'm on a diet to gain weight, heading under. My friends I believe were on a diet to loose weight, but I always seem to get one of them off it. xDDD!
Tezzica 2 years ago
omg i want chcoclate cake can we get butt naked :o !!!!
ncww1 2 years ago
I just read your latest tweet. You said that your brother came home and tried to be a bad influence by inviting you upstairs. Were you visiting your parents or does he live with you? jw
blueeagle48180 2 years ago
Visiting my family :)
DeniseVlogs 2 years ago
what you need denise,is a dick.that would solve your diet and attention whore problems.u are cute,sexy girl(fucking awsome tits as well) who needs to be in love and needs to be fucked every single day till you cant walk anymore.you just havent met a right person yet but it will happen babe.sorry if i was littlle bit rude in my writting
robertokarlos100 2 years ago
Yeah I'm sort of on a diet I don't drink any soft drinks anymore just Water, Milk, Apple/Orange/Grape and whatever healthy juice there is .........I have to b/c it's summer and everyone's getting naked LOL!!! Ahhhh funny stuff right there : )
YoureSoFunny 2 years ago
nope none of my friend are on a diet, you know why?
1) We're Dudes!!!!!!!!!!
2) We're From Brooklyn (nobody in Brooklyn is on a diet)
kagenaruto 2 years ago
LOL that's not true, I'm from Brooklyn and I had a lots of friends on diets ... girls AND boys :P
DeniseVlogs 2 years ago
Ahhh this is my 1st time looking at your videos, I'll give this 10 stars dang it only 5stars to click on oooh well 5stars it is : )
YoureSoFunny 2 years ago
you're awesome and this video was one of your best lol.... funny stuff...completely understand what you are saying...my friend graham is always making me look like ima fat slob for ordering what i order lol
CustomMadness 2 years ago
IM ON A DIET :(
and it sucks =/
evanabanana16 2 years ago
I've a bet with 1 of my friends, no candy for a year ;)
It's hard:/ I feel like a part of me have died...
dynen 2 years ago
Im on a deit atm but I wouldnt inflict my self torture on my mates lol
they eat what they like haha
HaylzLou87 2 years ago
you only live once, do what makes you happy.
stiltguyjoe 2 years ago
ROFL!
daniellex3 2 years ago
no diet... just eating better. It started with cutting out sugar for my teeth (weak enamel) and losing weight for just that felt good, plus I don't really crave or want most sweets now. When you start eating healthy you crave those foods.
misstariana 2 years ago
MORE COMMNETS! 1) your hair got longer and it looks pretty =), 2) super excited I'm going to see you so soon! 3) in reference to your diet video lol, I'm on a diet and I don't think that other people around me feel bad about eating that are "fattening" plus I never say no to cake, no matter what diet!
latzofpink 2 years ago
haha
chicago85bearz 2 years ago
I'm one of those healthy eaters, but I dont do that! I happen to LOVE spinach and Chicken. Dont judge me D: Vagans judge me!!
krysteenahkills 2 years ago
nope im not on a diet, i should eat a little better though, but i think for the most part diets are overrated...as long as you eat in moderation and get some exsersise you should be fine
caboose555666777 2 years ago
your still winning lol
DennybSez 2 years ago
thanks for accepting the response denise
DennybSez 2 years ago
when then did i subscribe to you? but anyways good videos...they are funny LOL...
oao94 2 years ago
I don't diet, but i am health-conscious and i have a natural dislike for fatty foods. you will never see me eat a twinkie or deep fried anything. However, I Looooove pastries and chocolate around my period, so that kind of balances my diet out :P
briieme 2 years ago
the ending made me crack up, you are so hilarious
slamminride 2 years ago
im on a diet, but im only 12 so.... its hard
Tylerpickfordify 2 years ago
eh..diets are overrated lol
im happy just the way i am ^_^
bustersword37 2 years ago
Im on a diet!!!!!!!!!!
MeGaBeRry123 2 years ago
UGHHH! I hate it when people are like that! I love food! x] Hehe....Those people can just eat oxygen because that's all there little mistake can have!! Yes I stole that from a shane dawson video :P
LavetteLawson 2 years ago
Coincidentally, I'm on a diet right now! I've lost 46lbs and I plan on loosing another ~45lbs or so. I find dieting pretty easy. It's the "keeping it off" part that I have a problem with.
Bucknik 2 years ago
no boobs today! i request for more cleavage and underarm
brandonman2k 2 years ago
Im not on a diet!
PenguiinBeast 2 years ago
*shrug* I lost 65 lbs last year, girlfriend is down about 50ish lbs... both of us are a lot more active and we both are just a lot more healthy now... dieting isn't JUST to make other people feel fat :P haha
Not that you have anything to worry about Denise.
llamajuice 2 years ago
i think its because during the summer we aren't as active
mudkit 2 years ago
thats why I only go out to eat with a couple friends who I know eat one thing: FAST FOOD lmao
MrNiceGuySMKM 2 years ago
"go ahead..get it..continue being a fat ugly pig"
LMAOO! i thought that was great.
iRprettyb0y 2 years ago
I'm not on a diet, I just ate some chocolate cake, here, have some! :)
GuruMN 2 years ago
wow you are fat and really annoying. go on a diet
myaccount200 2 years ago
ooooooh i could go for some chocolate cake right now!!!
Shows how much discipline I have
maryamH786 2 years ago
I'm eating a nice fat double-double animal style as i watch this.
malafion 2 years ago
I'm dieting right now
DrDevil4Ever 2 years ago
I'm dieting always, it's a constant struggle.
chadharvy 2 years ago
diet is pointless. never have been on one never will. if you want to stay fit there'S one easy solution: exercise frequently. preiod. that's it.
2TonguesDave 2 years ago 2
Denise wen we go out to eat im only having a water i warn u
PaulThaAsian 2 years ago
i should be on a diet. but i'm not strong enough to keep to it haha
thecolormaria 2 years ago
You never go on a diet. A diet is whatever you eat. So if you eat candy bars and drink pop all day that is your diet.
virtualdrone 2 years ago
I've been paying more attention to what I eat, but I'd split chocolate cake. If I'm "good" a majority of the time, I don't feel all that bad if I go out with friends and have pizza or have dessert. I've totally had those friends before who are like "Can I just have water with a side of celery?" when I order a huge cheesy pasta..and it's AWKWARD! If I'm going out with friends to eat, I allow myself to splurge on calories a little.
NewYorkHunter 2 years ago
I'm 6ft 2in tall and 120 lbs wet, so I dont need to diet, I'm actually trying to gain weight cause im quite under weight. My girlfriend however is freaking out cause I look like a broom stick and she wants to look like me, so I'm trying to stop her from cutting food out of her life completely.
maimedmagician 2 years ago
Im a perfectly healty weight and all my friends are skinney as fuck, im a guy and it pisses me off because my bloodline is from biologists not farmers so im stuck with a freakin freak think muscle body when all my friends are the tall mother fucking skinny bastards...i hate them!!!DX
DemonHunter11808 2 years ago
And btw, you have a great sense of humor :)
P00P0STER0US 2 years ago
Not on a diet. Not being health conscious (unless you count being conscious of my poor health). Oh wow, Cobb salad, I LOVE it. I'd have ordered the ribs.
P00P0STER0US 2 years ago
Fuck dieters!
High five Fat people!
-David
thetoetag 2 years ago 3
High Five Fatass
sainifabulous 2 years ago
LMFAO ! , hilarious and you dont need to be on a diet.
lightskinbeauty101 2 years ago
LOL! this video owns! excellent Denise.
Tarjaholic96 2 years ago
UPDATE on your creepy landlord?
tinkertron 2 years ago
The cake is a lie!
largames 2 years ago
I'm actually not on a diet but I'm working out, mainly pushing myself get longer and harder routines. I figure I'll eventually get fit along the way... one day XP
Izam2k2 2 years ago
my little sister is on a diet and she is way too thin!!! she makes me feel like i look like a whale! i can't go shopping with her... shes size 0
sparkles3231 2 years ago
*singing*
This video is great!
5 stars for chocolate cake!
3rdTimeTheCharm 2 years ago
this is not a good video to watch before going to bed. im going to have nightmares where everything is red and people are yelling at me.
ckphantom1 2 years ago
lmaoooo
deluxxtwofour7 2 years ago
You sure as hell don't need one!
zzzxxyy 2 years ago
Evil Denise is awesome!!!!!! Let her out to play more..
420Nort 2 years ago
You are so funny!! I wish I could find it in my to lose this weight!!! I am frustrated with myself.. I know exactly what you are talking about I have been there many times!!
KAOC81 2 years ago
no and noone around me
AiidaCarii 2 years ago
My friends eat whatever they want and are thin, I hate them for that. LOL
ozziebob 2 years ago
That's me lol. I lose weight easily, so I eat a lot. I'm 5'5" and weigh 105, I wish I could gain 20 lbs!!! This video was hilarious! :)
SwaggerLikeSweetness 2 years ago
I do watch what I eat. I don't eat more then 2,000 calories a day. And I try to get over 50 grams of protein or more.
makemebad35 2 years ago
yea my sister is on weight watchers and its based on points so when i want to eat a burger she looks at me and says do you know how much points are in that? it ruins my whole day
sexigualrican 2 years ago
I managed to eat two slices of pizza while watching this. I'm thinking it's time for a Red Bull and about six hours of YouTube videos.
Ahhhhh yeah! Healthy healthy healthy!
TormentedByDemons 2 years ago
I am one of those people with an über fast metabolism. So I have never needed too. But, I still kind of watch what I eat. As cholesterol and such are just as bad for a skinny person as it is for an overweight person.
Stuka87 2 years ago
I'm not on a diet, I don't have to but I alternate from running to working out every other day.
loppydisk 2 years ago
i have lost 50 lbs in 6 mos..i'm still fat! need to lose 50 more!
DarkDennis1961 2 years ago
If know a lot of people on diets, but I've never been on one. My metabolism is kind of fast. If I went on a diet I'd probably start disappearing when I turned sideways.
On the other hand, I start vomiting like a geyser and lose the ability to breath for a minute at a time if I have anything with lactose. So I KIND of diet.
CrownedSerpent 2 years ago
way better then ur real vlogs
zombiejock 2 years ago
Im trying to cause Im sick of sucking in my stomach and I actually favor healthy food over junk food. Buuut my family disageees and still get all this junk food D:
WhooMissNeesee 2 years ago
negative....i love thick women!!!!
stay the same....
bert6573 2 years ago
you're hot...love ya....
bert6573 2 years ago
I want to diet, but im not the kind of person who can stick to something like that
RockstarEOLL 2 years ago
fuck diets i want to actully eat
froman46992 2 years ago 3
i eat healthier, but not a diet, i just eat a little less and work out every single day, my one friend lost 80 lbs
BigBizzleShizzle 2 years ago
lmao fat f--- LMAO!!! 5/5 stars.
mdrproductionz 2 years ago
u_u no diet 4 me <3
thunderrlol 2 years ago
diet??? im trying to gain some weight at the moment,skinny is my nature pf
brut88plus 2 years ago
My mom was just diagnosed with diabetes and has to loose weight to help with it, so shes on a diet and we all have to try and eat well around her cuz it's really hard for her to watch us eat stuff. When I'm on my own tho I'm such a pig lol chocolate frosting here I come!
sillyandcrazy123 2 years ago
you make the best videos ever !!!
+ the ending was funny
th3inquisitiv31 2 years ago
im on a diet
... of ice cream and chocolate cake!!!
caraaryana 2 years ago
Chicken with no seasoning? How fattening can spices be?
IWannabeJew 2 years ago
yey fat-asses! xP
ilovechucks15 2 years ago
I got kinda Scared with this vid!!!
but anyway Denise!! forget them! I'd have ordered that and enjoyed it right in front of them. Yet on the flip side I've been wantin to work out more LOL
LordFlorian 2 years ago
Diets are regoddamndiculous !! Life is to short and there is so much good food to be consumed out there.
new557 2 years ago
I am because MysteryGuitarMan called me chubby the other night! =(
CynBin20 2 years ago
Oh no he didn't!!! *snap*
DeniseVlogs 2 years ago
Oh yes he did! Ugh. Jerk. He will pay at 789. ;)
CynBin20 2 years ago
I'm vegetarian, really helping me lose weight naturally lol
No more diets for me :3
I guess now you can talk about vegetarian friends who make you feel bad about eating meat lol
>_>
MightBeMarissa 2 years ago
:) screw you bitch is the best line in the video.
And, I am kind of on a diet... I am vegetarian.
jazzyj890 2 years ago
Well that's not really a diet... it's just a different lifestyle.
DeniseVlogs 2 years ago
Well, it IS technically a diet... just not a temporary weight-loss diet.
And Vegan is more of a lifestyle, Vegetarian is mostly just what you eat with a couple things you should decide on like leather and the such.
jazzyj890 2 years ago
no really.. I do .
knisnewrednas 2 years ago
hahahaaa :P yepp screw those friends :P ... I agreeeee xD
knisnewrednas 2 years ago
the word "boobs" and tits were missing from the comments for this video.. so i decided to add them up :-)
wantedsinner 2 years ago
It's summer, so everyone is on a diet and getting ready to cram in to the beaches.
Saaduk92 2 years ago
lol hahaha I love this video! so true well last night I ate like 4 slices of my b day cake plus the one at dinner! so yeah Im not on a diet ... maybe I should be... nah
katilette 2 years ago
Happy day after birthday! <3 lol
DeniseVlogs 2 years ago
I want to eat healthier but this morning I ate 12 Oreo Cookies :-(
lisalavie1 2 years ago
Hahaha well YOU definitely don't need a diet... but I guess we should all try to be healthy for ... healths sake =/
DeniseVlogs 2 years ago
man ithat reminds me of the time when i went to this one resturant like the olive garden and chipotles and we got this special on these overstuffed burritos and soups for half price! =) then we decided to get on a diet for 3 months lol later
Megamanwolf 2 years ago
Your hilarious. You can thank Soundlyawake for twittering you. Very funny.
narcisticthinker 2 years ago
no im no on a diet and yo look fine so dont go on a diet ;D
Safanoe 2 years ago
Whole heartedly agree!! (wanders off to find peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream)
JimmerSD 2 years ago
1:22 haha you're so adorable
ApprenticeA 2 years ago