Remember when he bites his neck off? Ugh.. I also remember this from when I was young, and it scared the hell outta me! Damn HBO. Even though I think it made me into a good person, ahahhahaha.
BEST episode EVER lmao.... the only one that might have been better was the traveling salesman that gets suckered into the house to marry that huge ugly woman... Anyone know where that one is??
"You know what its like bein stuck with my brother! All those gorgeous babes, FLAUNTING themselves and not being able to do a thing about withoout HIM- DO IT! Carve him up!" LOL Morty is so funny! He needed his own show and his own remix by the way lol.
I remember first seeing this when I was ten years old. That moment when Don Rickles pulls off the sock and the puppet-thing goes "Heeeere's Morty!" actually sent me screaming from the room. For years I always remembered that as being the scariest thing I'd ever seen on TV... Well, I WAS only ten at the time. If Morty's so hungry for 'dames' he should go for that Hamburger Helper tumor from Imprint. Though he may have competition from Kuato if he ever gets off Mars.
is that guy with the glasses that guy from Scrooged, the one who lost his job on christmas eve?
XXLSSBBW 4 weeks ago
maybe this is what rex from victorious would look like. it would be revealed that robbie would say "rex, is my brotha!"
wiisalute 5 months ago
my fave tale! heeeeeeeres MORTY!
FemmeFatalee 6 months ago
Anyone else think Morty looks like a reject Garbage Pail Kid? lol
TheAltair4 8 months ago
Asshole Castle!
xIegionx 8 months ago
This was creepy as hell to me! I recall staying up Saturday nights to watch this!! LOVE TALES FROM THE CRYPT AND MY DARK QUEEN ELVIRA!!!
rang3r34 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
SorryNoFatChicks 1 year ago
this episode scare the crap outta me
poisonglam 1 year ago
try to scratch your ass NOW bustah!
lol
kaidose 2 years ago
it looks creepy, but it sounds so damn funny
kaffeeman 2 years ago
in bread fucking cabage patch Ha!!! He looks more like the garbage pal kids
kimmiedan12 2 years ago
Remember when he bites his neck off? Ugh.. I also remember this from when I was young, and it scared the hell outta me! Damn HBO. Even though I think it made me into a good person, ahahhahaha.
jill9700 2 years ago
MORTY: "what're you doing?"
Mr. Ingles:(Continues to chop) "i'm splitting up the act!"
LOL! he's in great pain and he finds time to incorporate a pun amidst the chopping:P
Pinkpapi 2 years ago
BEST episode EVER lmao.... the only one that might have been better was the traveling salesman that gets suckered into the house to marry that huge ugly woman... Anyone know where that one is??
Arrowheadnutz 2 years ago
Season 5, episode 1. It's called "Death of Some Salesman"
metalliczombie 2 years ago
This is better than when Don Rickles got beaten with the phone in the movie Casino
GomerDose 2 years ago 3
"Oh noooo! NOT THE MEAT GRINDA (he pronounces it like meat Grind-aw
MissMarthaMay3288 2 years ago
"You know what its like bein stuck with my brother! All those gorgeous babes, FLAUNTING themselves and not being able to do a thing about withoout HIM- DO IT! Carve him up!" LOL Morty is so funny! He needed his own show and his own remix by the way lol.
MissMarthaMay3288 2 years ago
This was funny! Heeeerrreeesss morty!! They should make a remix.
MissMarthaMay3288 2 years ago
im 11 and thats not scary
ranaldo08 2 years ago
Thats Cause Your Not Brought Up Like Us When This Was Made. Kids Today Find This Corny Due To Effects. But Back Then This Was Ahead Of Us.
RoboShinKen 2 years ago 3
This episode kept me from sleeping when I was younger.
olaphe1984 2 years ago 2
This is my favorite episode!!!
ughugh2007 3 years ago 2
The coreography at the end was priceless!
meanmaddness 3 years ago
haha i love that episode it's crazy scary and funny !=)
Hersheyis14 3 years ago
LOL morty has hair like an old guy
gunsnrosesgator 3 years ago
"I'm splittin up the act!"
GomerDose 3 years ago
I love this episode
1PrincessFiona 3 years ago 3
I remember first seeing this when I was ten years old. That moment when Don Rickles pulls off the sock and the puppet-thing goes "Heeeere's Morty!" actually sent me screaming from the room. For years I always remembered that as being the scariest thing I'd ever seen on TV... Well, I WAS only ten at the time. If Morty's so hungry for 'dames' he should go for that Hamburger Helper tumor from Imprint. Though he may have competition from Kuato if he ever gets off Mars.
senorctenaphore 3 years ago 2
dont worry dude scared me too
gnarlyboy5 3 years ago
haha..thank you for sharing this!!! I use to love Tales From The Crypt!
Libitina72 3 years ago 6
this was my favorite episode!
Numbazzzzz 3 years ago
Reminds me of Richard Donnor's other work "Scrooged" where Bobcat Goldthwait played a laid-off 'Bob Crachit'.
Jal8919536 3 years ago 3
HHHEEEEEERRRSSSS MORTY! LOL CLASSIC
iamzzziamzzz 3 years ago 8
Awesome..
I saw it on tv and it scared me to death.
RAYREGURGITATION 3 years ago 4
me too
gnarlyboy5 3 years ago
An "as*-hole casserole"...classic.
littlebeeper 3 years ago 3
ha funny as shit!! one of my favorite crypt episodes!!!!
bjorno2583 3 years ago 4
hahahahahaaahah
sarkissamuel 3 years ago 3
Its funny hearing Bobcat without his trademark "voice".
WanringWnech 3 years ago
lol
eileengoth 3 years ago
LMAO!!
HEEEEeeee'res MORTY!
Spartan2878 3 years ago 2
=D FUNNY LOL =D
eileengoth 3 years ago
Haha,Bobcat in here,makes it the more hilarious.
StingDrift 4 years ago 2
he could have him surgically removed
paulrom 4 years ago 2
morty is freaking awesome, my friends adam and jared and i always use to come up to each other and say heeeeeeeeeeeeer's morty! this rocks
tetrisking2 4 years ago 2
you n your friends adam n jared must be too freakin cool
foundation467 2 years ago
that was funny!
TheBobcatChannel 4 years ago 2