My First Kiss

[aN94xo]

haha im 17 and I havent had my first kiss. Ive backed out too because I want to wait for that perfect moment, cause im cheesy like that :p

[corbinB1]

dude u r awesome this was so funny

[fluffywarrior64]

FUTURAMA!!!!!!!!!

[DrunkRabbits]

futurama ftw!!

[missypoo2u]

I'm 16 and still haven't kissed...sad lol :(

[corbinB1]

@missypoo2u ur not alone :p

[crzyhunter99]

FUTURAMA!

[LILjazzjazz]

ur kiss was like biting into a donut? LOL!

[LILjazzjazz]

haha, usually the dad doesn't wanna guy near his daughter, but no! LOL! Did this really happen?! :O

[LILjazzjazz]

im 11, i keep on wondering how a first kiss is like. LOL, u use the homer guy and his wife! xD

[WHATNEXTYA]

Aaawwwwww that was cute n funny!!!!

[chris28ish]

I'm 17 and I haven't had my first kiss either...

[spartan1179]

I HAD THE SAME PHONE!!! SO GHETTOOO

[dancingqueen823]

I'm glad you did kiss her in the end :D I'm pretty sure my first kiss is coming up in a couple days and I'm so nervous that I'll screw it up!! Haha really excited though ^_^

[azzt2]

Me nethier

[sarahholowach]

i didnt have my first kiss yet

[andie2430]

lol i luv ur honesty, this was funni :)

[PrincesStackTheDough]

A real fan will like the video before watching it...

[alex39088]

futerramma AHAHA Lol

[Slayerslover]

Dad: hmm hmm Why didn't you kiss my daughter last night?!

Swooe:....huh?

Me:.........Ow0 huh?? (if my dad was there he would be like " you touch you die!")

[Gagamo7]

Lmfao!!!! My dad would be like IF YOU KISS HER , I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU.

[sydneykiley17]

like a dounut huh.

[colen3o]

i had that phone favorite phone ever

[Dancergurl07123]

I had my first kiss when I was 12.

[55soulripper]

like my comment if u were watching the tv

[SmashGurls4evr]

son, if my dad was that cool

[ambiecorgilover]

i love stories like that! .lol

[iscenehellokitty]

that was an awesome story lmao!!!! message me ur email or something

[StreamerVideo]

out of curiousity why do I even care about your first kiss?

[IdkaCoolusername]

@StreamerVideo People Like us enjoy his videos, Why don't you try making a blog where I actually watch half way through your shit.

[StreamerVideo]

@IdkaCoolusername um what does me being a blogger have to do with anything?I never even claimed to be a blogger LOL anyways that's pretty off topic and I'm subscribed to him. so stop presuming that I'm a hater just because I said that most of his fan girls are probably nerds (most INTERNET fan girls or boys are usually INTERNET nerds also)

[Dakota0Skye]

I Lost it when he put the hat on...

[shadow3746]

still havent had my first...

[bbmu1]

so wheres nikki now?

[AlinaSculcuvant]

lol krispy kreme hat

[xy101495]

lol futurama in the background

[loloioi]

what a badass dad.

[electrababe2]

Damn... I wish my dad was like that. Im jealous

[bnjmn07]

Had my first kiss at 17, it's all good.

funny ass story btw.

[exonerator]

Damn it Swoozie. WHY simpsons

[TheHorseyHandler]

I don't think I've laughed so much since my ex-boyfriend broke up with my ex-bestfriend!

[meowingkitties]

Hes watching futurama!

[AquaGiant]

On New Year's Eve, my friend held a party and there were like 8 of us getting drunk. Yep we're crazy, but the point is, before any of us actually got drunk, this pretty girl there kept staring at me like a dog at a bone. It was weird, but I kinda liked it. Eventually all of the girls at the party talking in one room saying 'you should get a midnight kiss from him.' So one of the girls told me she would....

[HarrisonIsMe]

Lol this is awkward. My girlfriend's (who was also my first kiss) ex's name is Dee. Wow lol

[rayz0r1216]

Harry from New Years Eve?



[a7mad9999999]

you look like an escaped prisoner in that clothes ...

[cookiemonster4evah]

Y can't my parents be like that...

[ohwhatever220]

18 right now, still no first kiss :/

lol oh well it'll happen

[TheVidSquids]

HES WATCHING FUTURAMA!!!!! XD

[LIQUIDdarkness123]

Whats wrong with the volume on ur t.v i was tryna watch the episode..

[JhurtadoOo]

Lmfao! Bro you are hilarious! Especially how you came out of no where with the krispy Kreme hatxD

[XxBN10xX]

Other Dads will be like, "GTFO"

[hugablestpersonever]

Weirdest parents ever

[whambatSTEP]

Shit, though I was a late bloomer at 15. Oh well, still no kiss :P

[PoundKeyProductions]

Dude I'm a later bloomer than you. Still no kiss but I think I'm too much of a nerd.

[iCheeriBaseiFly]

I Wish That Was My Dad!

[nevermindreally]

futurama in the back :P

[LexiAngelHeart]

Ahm?????? about the dad!!! isn't the whole kiss thing supposed to be the other way around?????? LOLZ!!!! I lke it!!!

[1TakeDigital]

thumbs up if you were watching futurama most of the time haha nah but swoozie is a beast story teller, im invite him to a campfire cookout!

[MegaSlim95]

lmfao...hahahaha. dead mehn.

[mydickmilk]

futurama hahaha isnt that the episode when they meet flexo hahaha

[shinji391]

FUTURAMA!!!!!!!!

[pie4everable]

omg i literally started bursting out laughing when the dad was like y didnt u kiss my daughter lol omg omg that must have been really awkward lol

[SkullcandifiedDj]

Just had my first kiss like and hour ago... Still dazed O_O

[anthonyXX78]

@SkullcandifiedDj LuCKy MUH

[apdmoon]

 i was looking at tv in the background, you like Futurama

[R2pyro]

when it cut and you had a crispie cream hat and you were all like you know how when you go to crispie cream I couldnt even hear the video i was laughing so hard

[CristalDarkRose]

omg you helped me alot and made my day!!!!!!!

[Mrrunescapeaddict100]

futurama in the back ground O.O

[KatieThing]

so strange, yet so funny

[CrystalJupiter]

I'm 18 and haven't even been on a date yet.

I guess I'm a late late bloomer.

[HorseLuver098]

@CrystalJupiter Me neither but I'm 16 :/

[1cakesz]

@CrystalJupiter Same here. And better yet, i haven't even had my first kiss.

[italiaveg90]

@CrystalJupiter Im in ur same situation , cz of ma parents r strict, n i m 21

[ashrash33LN]

@CrystalJupiter dont u mean a late bonner

[FLAlVlE]

@CrystalJupiter Not alone bro

[MegaTight011]

@CrystalJupiter Same here

[Psychopoweranger]

Swoozie I fricken love you man! you're videos have literally brightened my life! Thank you so much for sharing your life with us! :D

[Cuti3H4rt]

i love the way u describe ur first kiss. the dad was totally hilarious. my dad would NEVER in a million years order a guy 2 kiss me haha

[xXxDeviousAngelxXx]

FUTURAMA!!!!!

[TheYoungGunist]

Got my first kiss yesterday :)

[MaraNarX16]

@TheYoungGunist omg i had mine a day b4 u :) how was it?

[Hazzasproductions]

@TheYoungGunist dude same, how old are you?

[TheYoungGunist]

@Hazzasproductions 14

[jesuisdavid1]

GREAT VIDEO MAN>...cool

[RegineWuzzHere]

...what? did you just compare your first kiss to a damn doughnut? lol

[Shadowbangg]

@RegineWuzzHere The way he described the doughnut he described the kiss indetail. Doughnut was: Warm, Fluffy, gooey, melts in your mouth... Maybe it's best he just compared it to the doughnut...

[msEvolushon]

hot

[d00deiloveyew]

i LOST it when the scene cut to you in a krispy kreme hat. i was sooo done. god what an unexpected twist, yet you always suspect the unexpected from your stories. i am just mindblown at the fact that, that girl's dad told you to kiss her. that..uh uh- THAT! is just unbelievable ridiculous and so ...awesome. and this is even coming from a girl! god i wish my freaking dad did that LOL haha. you are the boss, adande!

[XRDD1996X]

Thumbs Up if you Noticed Futurama on TV :D LOL 

[mkpmichael]

roflmao to all you people who have problems with this stuff , its just your shy , guys/girls find confidence sexy! and being sexy gets you things ;) so guys just if you want to kiss that boy/girl just ask them if there experienced and if they are let them show you how to do it ;)

[NaturalDarkChocolate]

Oh man....whose dad does that?! O_o

I was rollin all through this video.

[SmoothedCandy]

Dude your so awesome!!!

[triniGrrl3564]

lol how old were you?

[ShilpatheONEandOnly]

Why isn't my dad like nikki's dad?

[MandiieHearts77]

@ShilpatheONEandOnly WHY AREN'T BOTH MY PARENTS LIKE THAT :c

[MultiAnimalFreak]

FUTURAMA!:D

[fridrikgolf]

Did you ever hear from her again ????

[xkellie99x]

this is the best video on youtube.

[kirinroxs]

I wish i had parents like that

[hummusman2]

I would do the same thing, I still am scared, but I didn't kiss my girlfriend until like 3 months after we dated, at a park when we went on a picnic. It's been like a year since we started dating and we have only kissed like 8 or 9 times.

[skunk597]

futurama ^_^

[goatzie78]

Do you give advice

[kylekong9287]

My birthday is July 3 :)

[Mr33hockeydude]

im gonna call you darren

[msmiky101]

Krispy kreme? I'm Canadian I have no idea what that is... We don't have fat joints in Canada

[sluttymanatee]

@msmiky101 We have Krispy Kremes in Calgary LOL! Needless to say I haven't stepped a foot in there yet.

[HakitoJin]

Well, that was fucking weird. xD

[livefreely236]

definitely the best first kiss story i've heard, keep the stories coming!

[EchoOddity]

When you mouthed the words it looked like "Bitch you kiss her!"

[Va98im]

I gotta admit, you deserve each and every subscription. Keep doing your thing!

[shanedawsonishot8]

i got soooo distracted by futurama playing in the back

[AveriLink]

i love this guy

[haris1989able]

he was watching simpsons when he got an idea of My First Kiss

[ANNique97]

You're one hot brother

[pedrocks1312]

Dude! I was LMFAOing since the first chord at 3:29! I couldn't help myself! Epic story man! I'm enjoying all of these posts! Keep it up!

[neonhorse27]

i like how futurama is playing in the background lol

[meghunshow]

YOU DESERVE MY SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!

[mayfair066]

@overlordwow it's seriously not that great, it's only amazing when it's someone u really care about. Mine was a pec nothing much I promise u ur not missing much :3 just trying to help

[TriedNTrue2011]

Love this story bro! (:

[AmberSmiles97]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahah thats so funny :) great story bro

[theHungergames11z]

Haha what if the girl he's talking about us niki minaj

[overlordwow]

Oh man, that was like WOW!You know in two weeks from now i'm gonna turn 18 years old and its a bit embarassing and sad to not have kissed a girl till now.I have had so many dreams about my first kiss and i'm still dying to understand how the hell you feel when you actually kiss someone. I hope i get to do that some time soon and it's about half as magic as your experience was. Thanks for sharing man. :)

[MBuuge]

Funny that you refer to a warm glazed donut

[Janasaify1]

what kind of phone is that

[TheTorch2424]

Haven't had mine I is 11

[banandababa]

LOOL omg you are hilarious ! Subscribed!

[jeffvens]

futurama



[JunoKuno]

Lol ur hilarious

[mattchappy]

i love u. idc how old this video is, its so funny

[Mjolkmaestro]

So wait... her dad kinda second hand raped you.. with a kiss.

[MrArcticMonkeyz]

Lol the last part with the crispy cream doughnut hat made my day!

[SouthernBelle1807]

9:32 I look down at my phone then look up and I think "Um was he wearing that the whole time???"

[Fluffy288]

hahaha the part about the dad starting to be all strict about the kiss made me laugh XDD

[manlancer24]

U sir are the luckiest guy i know....

[themilousevanhouten]

he is hot he looks like trey songz

[loverainbowsmiles]

Nice futurama in the Background :)

[rangerbylaw]

Futurama 

[zyxflame]

Mildly disturbing...

[DaSolidAce]

i have a feeling he's from ny because he keep saying "dadddddaaa"

[harrypuravida]

I love this guy! I havent laughed this hard in a while

[Tangobomber]

FUTURAMA!!! YAY!!

[ThisIsARomCom]

you have a super cute phone for 2006 :D

[Crazychrisjr]

hold up hold up hold up hold up! 2006 my boy really you still got this out

[WhatsMyNameNowluv]

how can you make this video while Futurama was airing?!

[scratchyB13]

ooooooooooooooh, on the saairss.

[emie395]

I can't believe a dad would have thank kind of reaction.. I was like O___O

[fitzpatt9112]

Futurama

[proudstr8]

nice old ass tv mothafucka

[CorruptedxMinds]

To be honest, I had to playback the video cause I was so into the futurama episode at one point xD

[dudeitscailin]

LUCKY. Haha great story. I have a very similar one except my dad never said anything. I just stayed sad for awhile.

[iccabob331]

i want my girlfriends dad to do that :D

[FatalxFiasco]

AH-MAZING! LOL

[0Oddsocks0]

D: omg really? the dad would do that? they normaly try to stop their daughters from making out, right? o.O

[squirrelsinmykoolaid]

LOL, hilarious!

[LyrockishKrish]

what kind of magical man tells you to kiss his daughter? show me this wondrous gentleman!

[EricwrightE]

This is so funny, I can't believe the dad would say tht

[clifdog100]

do you have like a website or some thing for the video's i mean there comin from some other site

[Jakesgirl73]

OMG haha i couldn't stop laughing hahaha

[sweetflodoughnut]

omg i want the Krispy Cream hat :O

[TheLotharx]

Damn.... I've been with my girlfriend for two or three weeks now. I should have kissed her after a football game that just happened. We were cuddling and keeping each other warm the whole time, and after the game I just hugged her. *facepalm

[EchoOddity]

@TheLotharx I've done the exact same thing 3 times with the same girl in the space of the last week. >_<

[venturawrestling1]

@TheLotharx i have the same problem!



[MelonElen]

2:57;] AWH YEA.

[MelonElen]

futurama is on :O <3

[MsPbandj101]

that was hilarious!!! except the end was pretty awwwk(: pretty epic video. k. well. bye.

[231georgia]

Spongebooob.. <3

[brenard23455]

furturama in the background

[SuperCurrymaster]

if i could have a superpower, it would be to be like swoozie.

[coltscheer]

I had mine not too long ago haha! so ironic! but woooow i can't believe that dad was telling you to kiss his daughter! cray cray haha

[WeelzeyHD]

Got mine yesterday at an under18s club, it was amazing ill never forget it :)

[MrWatcher978]

Damn you sound maaddd deep! Thug LIFE xD

[majkol2]

how old were you?

[Taekrazzii]

Kim Possible on the tv lls

[TheOne89it]

it almost unreal.. and yet sooo funny..

[sam61133]

how old were you?