ORIGINAL Santa Cruz Girl video

[baharimeli]

video should be renamed "variations of mental disease"

[MrNiceHk]

that was brilliant .. America keep filming yourself please

[Spadadiforza]

SHUT UP!!!!

[Slotten68]

This is Fox News example for anyone that diagrees with them

[Slotten68]

we can make things cars the machine can make it for us. No comma is intentional

[LongRangeBullet]

lolololololololololololol. Kinda makes me embarrassed to be living in SC, but then again, these people are everywhere.

[nigahigafan3999]

vegetable trees...

i wanna buy that from the free farmers market that sells things.

also, i hope the tree is frozen so i can keep it forever.

[Xovaan]

I just moved here for school and didn't appreciate this video until just now.

[flipoutitsfay]

@BethanyItaly The awkward moment when Santa Cruz isn't southern California and this is in no way an accurate representation of SC.

[zerotolerance4u]

This town might as well just pack it in.

[Thenewgrey]

"We will get help from above - the space men will help us out"

Priceless

[jedicrap118]

Prime reason that I will never move to California. Are we really concerned that it's going to fall into the ocean if it's full of people like this?

[Creationcreed]

see that girl today on a recent video  /watch?v=JgSZ2RYEPVY&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[bubinasuit]

IS SHE HIGH?

[bluemanor]

This is the best scene from Idiocracy.

[NickBryant95]

What Town Is This?

[TOWELGODS]

@NickBryant95 Santa cruz, CA

[NickBryant95]

@TOWELGODS LOL ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS hahah

[bjoe44]

umm i think umm this video umm shows how much umm our future umm is gonna suck

[thenfm]

proving women are too stupid to speak in public: MANHOOD101. COM

[Hoodedfigure831]

The first girl with the black hair comes into my work all the time, and she actually got into a terrible accident and she's insanely loopy now. The bearded guy at 0:30 I play cards with frequently and he's actually very intelligent, no clue why that woman keeps shutting him down..

[PantsheadMD]

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people always feel the need to talk.

[themanclaw2]

I'm glad others bring such positive impressions on my city...

[RandomBrandonX]

What the he'll is going on in Santa Cruz?

[RandomBrandonX]

I feel bad for the councilmen who have to listen to this shit

[GailAnnL]

@RandomBrandonX don't. They pay to get themselves elected then make regular nuisances of themselves. They deserve what they get.

[seank730321]

who are these retards? Signs that education in Ameica is alive and well

[ShaytanBozorg]

@seank730321, shut up, you worthless bigot.

[seank730321]

@ShaytanBozorg .. Cant see how an albeit cynical yet accurate comment is considered bigotry? Read webster's definition of bigot, perhaps you went to the same school as she did, or perhaps you ARE her? In any case I find it ironic that that comment is all you could come up with, I would have accused myself of illiteracy at the very least, it seems I misspelled American.....to sum it all up for ya in one word......"whatever"......

[ShaytanBozorg]

@seank730321, shut up, hater.

[DeoxysDNA]

@ftenorio1 Why would it matter if he's not american?

[AgentMcSwiggin]

Did she say "silk worms"??

[NoLimitsTV1]

Yes and I want some of the free land too.

[mdiddyjmomma]

Santa Cruz FTW. I can rip people off there, I wanna go see the vegetable trees. I can has cheezburger?

[wildcats520]

on the east coast they have slaves, and they believe in slavery, and made in china

[muaythaijunky]

these people are the reason i left California. the people are just utter retards. and every one wonders why its shit. you have retards running the show.

[cb52211]

I feel so bad for the man at 0:30, he seems like he's making sensible statements, but he only gets like two seconds to talk while the morons can speak all they want.

[hyperx72]

thumbs up if ray william johnson brought you here

[MurkedStat]

Normally, I have no sympathy for governemtn......but I feel SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD for the council that has to sit their and listen to this. I would just get dumber sitting there trying to understand what people are trying to say.

[TheAdultChild101]

I vote for Homeless Joe and the UFOs.

[Eatm308amA]

Do we have a medical facility we can provide for these poor souls.

[pcheyer]

3:15 is my favorite part

[sexykatie90]

nice add me as a friend k

[cornelous13]

I'd tap dat! Lol

[XikoSkovia]

claps at the end are not claps. they're:

Facepalm

Facepalm

Facepalm

[Slacker843]

Notice all the fails in the initiatives."WE WILL GET HELP FROM UP ABOVE, THE FLYING SAUCERS WILL HELP" or " In the East, they have slaves and believe in slavery and are made in China whereas we are the West, Here we are the Union" orrrrrrrrrrr " Your time is up" orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr " Why do we have to pay for the land? Oh, and the food is free too, so we should sell it" orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" *microphone ball falls off*" orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "My dog is in my backyard"

[Slacker843]

16 people agreed with her statements...... and understood what she was telling.

[SaintJonathanD]

Most of you commenting dumb asses are worse than these people. It's pretty fucking obvious that they are waisting the city council's time on purpose. You are in fact humanities problems. Wake the fuck up.

[unborn1999]

"and they have slaves in the east coast and believe in slavery made in china but we don't believe in that stuff Here we are a union" how late is that person

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

The hippy chick's got big bazookas no?

[5277088]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi Oh yeah!!

[foolsong]

What the hell is wrong with these people!? Do they put something in the water of Santa Cruz??

[MrMaltezernator]

Mr... I don't like you.

[Haloskulls117]

why does that bitch keep cutting him off?

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@Haloskulls117 That's what I'm wondering. I figure it's because he has a total amount of time to speak so she's prompting him every 5 seconds to make sure he voices a little of each topic.

This whole thing is exceptionally troubling. These people are all dysfunctional.

Except maybe the guy in the blue shirt.

[Haloskulls117]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi true

[Hisssna]

i bet the price of weed is LOW in this area thunbs up if u agree

[gatoradeee]

5:50 LOL funniest clap moment.

[aa6757]

@gatoradeee yeah, it was nicely timed.

[Llama1482]

Why did that one guys wife keep cutting him off?

[gatoradeee]

@Llama1482 you only get a certain amount of time to be in front of the council so he tried to utilize his time efficiently by having his wife tell him when to move on to the next issue he wants to talk about.

[jardail]

Too much time spent with bongs evidently.

[CrumpetCN]

keep poking sexual abuse so that the state will fund it, and if you don't poke it, the dog will break out of the back yard, join the gestapo, and screw over the flying saucer's free vegetable trees that grow silkworms for the east coast's slaves to make chinese pesticides

[nifleheimeim]

2:07 made my life

[MrDoorknob124]

2:13-2:21 wtf is she talking about? Slavery?? where in the hell does that come in when they are talking about farming? and 3:37 too... "They have fruit trees and vegetable trees." what the heck! there are no such things as vegetable trees... she needs to go back to 7th grade and learn life science again

[MrDoorknob124]

2:13-2:21 wtf is she talking about? Slavery?? where in the hell does that come in when they are talking about farming?

[Margaritaviification]

Santa Cruz is it own world! It is great, but now the fucking dinks have moved in! Most of the original hippies are loaded with money and now they have out of state trash trying to tell them how to live! If they weren't hippies I would support them each with a Glock to take care of the DINKS! The people in SC are just to kewl and will loose out to the trash!

[Haloskulls117]

this makes our country look really intelligent 

[Haloskulls117]

you know how most of the country makes fun of california? WELL THIS ISENT HELPING!!!!!

[TheSyntaxOverride]

What's with the guy part?

[whynotflip]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[707ismyareacode]

well at least they're participating in democracy

[Malunat13]

omg @ 2:40 look at the kid in the background bored out of her skull. i would smack the shit outta my mom if she brought me there

[Thedarkconsumer]

There's something in the drinking water of Santa Cruz.

[PaulDaPsycho1]

OMG!!!

[zach0kitty]

WTF 2:02 guy i thought he was talking about god at first but then WTF

[znoahmarhoadskill]

@zach0kitty at first i thought he was talking about a man in the sky that controls everything but then he was talking about spaceships.... what a crazy guy

[zach0kitty]

AMAZING VOICE 0:33

[Rilkir]

This is why California should float off into the fucking ocean and be quarantined. Stupidity from that state should not be allowed to spread.

[Haloskulls117]

@Rilkir fuck you, this is a great state

[campbpar]

4:00 What a fucking creep. Does anyone know the story on this guy?

[lsudolemite]

@campbpar I'm sure he's talking about funding to HELP victims of sexual abuse, just some creative (and unfortunate) video editing :D

[RevitalizedVessel]

Sexual abuse is funded by the state ? WTF?

[RevitalizedVessel]

Fucking Hippie...

[Naverpace]

*sarcastic clap*

[lsudolemite]

Watching this, it's obvious Santa Cruz City Council members are horribly underpaid. That is all.

[MrAnimated]

Did that chick just say the east coast believes in slavery? I just lol'd.

[TheIronyOfLunacy]

"We should make a perfect pesticide for the crops that, uhm, is good for people." Yes, honey, something which is, by definition, a poison can certainly be actively good for people. Go drink some pesticide, dear, it might actually do you some good!

[TheArsenalBoy96]

Hahaha, "On the west coast, where they believe in slavery and Made in China" brilliant woman!

[PeteNI9N]

All food is organic. If it's not organic it's not edible. Gasoline is organic, also. If you don't believe me, take organic chemistry. Petrochemical pesticides (e. g., DDT) are organic,also. Maybe"organically grown" doesn't mean what you think it means...

[icantfindanamex86]

@PeteNI9N Stop being stupid please

[padraiqryan15]

How in the Hell does her brain keep her breathing?

[bajilly]

"organic food is good also..."

[fictionalman]

How come MTV cannot air this a actual reality TV?

[bajilly]

Hahahahaha! I love the girl's hand movements @ 1:52.

It's like she took notes on "organic food and agriculture" yet, learned nothing and decided to recite any word she remembered from her notes.

[TreesOfBaylor]

/california

[ulfsark1982]

What the fucking hell... Jesus wept...

[ElKabong61]

Nice courtesy clap at the end.

This woman makes Miss Teen South Carolina look like a genius!

[Zegilgamesh]

facepalm

[BamaDaBest16]

ok this is not real right...

I mean i know people in california lack a little common sence but seriously are people really that dumb?

[Haloskulls117]

@BamaDaBest16 i've lived in california all my life and not once have i seen someone this stupid. this has to be some sort of stereotype

[DaKewlJamal]

@BamaDaBest16 ahaha "sence"

[Discoman400]

haha wtf

[lokalllize]

everyone there is crazy

[tinzovideo]

I have been looking for this for a long time, Finally found it,

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

They really need to lower their rent. The rent is to damn high.

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

@Holycrudaflyingcow12 too* derp 6:30 AM grammar

[hunter4hire]

Great representation of americans, lol.

but seriously, what was she on?

[Kailsrocks]

lmfao the guy with the beard is like saying one thing then his wife is like move the fu** on!!! and he stops mid-sentence to start another one that he wont finish..

[XtotheZity]

Still smarter than Sarah Palin...

[RevitalizedVessel]

@XtotheZity And still smarter than Bush

[jamessk82001]

@XtotheZity Nope. You;re an idiot

[wz2001]

@XtotheZity Judging from that idiotic statement Palin is smarter then you,

[CBSaeji]

wow. who knew how much fun it could be to go to a planning meeting in Santa Cruz. Great comedy.

[Cryovert]

I feel bad for the people who live in Santa Cr- WAIT ONE GOD DAMN SECOND! Did she just say the East Coast believes in slavery? Is someone putting nuclear waste in her free food? What an idiot.

[Malunat13]

the guy at 3:16 made me lmao

[Teyobi]

1:53 - Even the kind in the audience knows she's an idiot

[blink182rob88]

years of inbreeding my friends

[geckoman07]

haha wow... only in santa cruz are there people like this :D still love living here though :D

[sport1500bullit]

Haha, the humanity !!, only guy who made a bit of sense was the KGB comrade.

[silentblacklist]

I think the best part of this video is that guy behind her in the white sweatshirt. He slowly looks more and more distressed at how hopeless humanity is now.

[KH2SoraVlad]

bush administration is good? okk......

[TestTubeTeen1]

My great grandma has a higher IQ than this woman and she's dead LOL

[nschrock273]

wait these people vote

[MrHappy818]

this givs ppl in cali a bad name, so i want u to know that im from LA and im not as stupid as this ppl

[shakeycamerafilms]

hehe 2:04

[cyclenut]

Sarah Palin's running mate?

[tadman96]

4:59 best techno i've ever heard

[whiteboypatrickkelly]

whats a matter I cant tell him I dont like the chump? 3:28 to 3:31

[CowboysandMileyfan]

I think my IQ dropped a few points after watching this video.

[spins321]

The best part... lone clapper at the end. Wow

[singapore7773]

the little girl in the background is on suicide watch!!!!!!

[gooddaver]

Idiocracy.....

[breetown123]

Please put a warning in the title: MAY CAUSE YOUR BRAIN TO EXPLODE AND LEAK OUT YOUR NOSE.

Because now I have to fucking clean up my keyboard and monitor, ON TOP of the fact that I no longer have a functioning brain in order to live day to day.

THANKS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYY DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE SO STUPID!?!?!?!

[IamSpot89]

There is free land? where the fuck can i get my hands on it? I want some free land!!! The best things in life are free!!!

[wooterz]

That's it, I give up on people forever.

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

...and that's why California sucks.

[w00t4videos]

how are the attendees just sitting there with a straight face? I feel like it would be impossible for my to hold back from laughing my ass off."(awkward silence)...we will get help from above with the flying saucers". Go Santa Cruz

[carbonunit]

California needs to legalize pot

[DVarelatenors]

@carbonunit nuf said

[KuramasLolita]

Look at the little boy behind her, look at his face. Even he knows she is full of shit.

[cbcnate]

These people should all be introduced to the firing squad.... how's that for Gestapo?

[Kornyacorn]

looks like we need to improve education in santa cruz

[thejosh38]

hahaha 3 claps

I dont wanna sound sexist here, but she seriously shouldnt have left the kitchen

[toemasie]

She's got stoooopid bewbies.

[corrwake]

I love how at the end of the woman's speech, only one person clapped, then stopped.

[Fuzzymoron2]

Dumb retard is a retarded bitch who's the most retarded dumb retard of all of the retarded bitches

... And she's a dumbass

[str8bigr1]

physic meds ?  meth?

[Tenshiiryu]

@str8bigr1

Yep. Every thought sounds like a Nobel Prize winner to tweakers.

[puffin1973]

This is very difficult to watch...If I were on City Council I would shoot myself.

[cincyblows]

She would be perfect for Obama's cabinet.

[sandsiblings2]

-20 internets for all of those idiots

[Walipoo]

little boy at :20 what is this bitch talking about mommy

[NinjaKinosho]

my cock has a higher iq than this woman

[animation508]

this is even more confusing with the captions on o_0

[Vaprogyne]

I'm having my slave type a very strongly worded letter...

[EvilToaster77]

*Facepalm*

[themen99]

this is an embarrassment

[survivewild]

reminds me of this girl in my history class

[nabozoide]

Everything she say is shit, but her tits are beautiful.

[colemantwebster]

behind brilliant woman, the guy in blue sums it all up

[sm350bl]

OMG the swedish guy and the dark haired chick take the cake. However the sweidhs man is right out planing dept are horrible.

[liquidrainbows]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RRREEEETTAAARRDDDSSS

[redfroradio]

these are brilliant people

[taylorswift676]

"We will get help from above, and and with the flying saucers, they um..." "No, listen, honey, I know that you've got palates going but I got a traffic committan meeting! OK, Would you get out of the road, buddy?! Oh, it's some bicyclist in the middle of the road. I, I don't know what they're doing there, just driving me crazy! W-what do you mean it's the law?! How do you know? OK, you work for cal-tran, fine!" "They have fruit trees and vegetable tress, that's where they come from!"

[taylorswift676]

"We will get help from above, and and with the flying saucers, they um..."

[rentazilla2k]

Am I the only one who thinks the person making beardy man skip over his points has nothing to do with the board and is like his like crazy wife or something? She's only there during his time, and pretty much seems responsible for preventing him from making any legitmate points. Time management usually means actually covering 10 topics well rather than trying to say 10 words about 30 items.

[petitoeuf8]

@rentazilla2k Did anyone not realize this right away?

[alsander]

@rentazilla2k I used to live and work in Santa Cruz and I know the bearded guy, long time customer. He was one of the sane customers, honestly, compared to our average customer (homeless man trippin' balls). He's funny and I'm pretty sure he goes to every one of these council meetings just to piss off the council members. They have probably heard him go through that list like 20 times but they have to give him his time!

Everyone else is a standard crazy/stupid/stoned Santa Cruz hippie.

[LILPRECIOUSA89]

hi people

[jotkins]

She may not be the smartest bulb, but she seems sweet and well intentioned. : ]

[Latiiin]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK "THE DRIVING MAN" IS THE REAL ADAM WEST (FAMILY GUY) !

[Latiiin]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THE "DUMB GIRL" IS HOT!

[blackyhomie]

@Latiiin I guess if you like fat floppy tittied ditsy high pitched nazily sounding bitches :/