Chuck Norris on The Best Damn Sports Show Period

[thndrct218]

Adolf Hitler never committed suicide, he was killed when he was teabagged by Chuck Norris

[xJulioRamonex]

Chuck Norris said: "In 240p, please"

[dhimitrisrusis]

when chuck norris falls down the stars are making a wish!

if you lift china it will have a ticket price saying "made by chuck norris"

everyone dominates blood from their veins! well,chuck gives his shoe!

[dhimitrisrusis]

when chuck norris falls down the stars are making a wish!

if you lift china it will have a ticket price saying "made by chuck norris"

[dhimitrisrusis]

when chuck norris falls down the stars are making a wish!

[XxEternalDamnationxX]

Chuck Norris is bullshit. Hmm someone's at my door brb...

[XxEternalDamnationxX]

Chuck Norris Fact: the 4 people who disliked this video have now all died. 2 seconds apart from each other.

[PartyEnema09]

Chuck Norris had a heart attack once - the heart didn't make it

[ClearwaterMMA]

I don't like Karate guy but Chuck Norris is ok. he's a Republican and didn't vote for that monkey

[emcredneck]

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain

[uNeAk951]

Chuck norris killed a guy....he said this was funny...now laugh...before he finds you

[crazymuthafucka14]

Chuck Norris put on a glow in the dark condom and fought Darth Vader

[nackteh]

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves

[SuperFranki83]

most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concrete...

[mymsong]

when Chuck Norris does a warm up, Global Warming happens.

[overthehill91]

these are all shitty jokes, ive heard way better.

[kyleg5359]

when asked if he thought the world would end in 2012, chuck replied, "depends on how im feeling that day"...

[Pkingodiz]

Chuck norris once visited mars thats why there is no sign of life...

[razorfang45]

Chuck norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed

[slomnom]

chuck norris invented that ham burger by throwing a cow through a chain linked fence...

[N1ckCr4ck3rZ]

If Chuck Norris getting late,the time must slow down.

[imurbrain87]

In soviet russia.. the world doesnt do push ups, he pushes chuck norris down..? LOL

[CelticDarkFFortress2]

3:08  what beard? is it invisible?

[gb10100]

chuck norris doesnt cut grass.

[Zacofonix]

Chuck Norris has seen more black cock than a KFC urinal.

Helen Keller once found Waldo before Chuck Norris did.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.

Chuck Norris was kicked out of the CIA because he was unable to come up with a better codename than “Nuck Chorris." To add injury to insult, it was a roundhouse kick.

[DeejayMagicStudios]

jesus walked on water but chuck norris swam on land

[34thballer]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

[SDRsTUBE]

jajaja WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[jlgpaintball333]

@SDRsTUBE never question chuck norris

[NostroCro]

Chuck Norris Is so Fast that he can beat you up yesterday.

[SuicideFunOnlyOnce]

chuck norris can unscramble an egg

[torquemada1971]

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke, but Chuck Norris didn't laugh, because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

[cokemaniac1]

Last summer Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands, now they are just called the islands.

[burtonrules123]

also, i didnt know norris was a fan of sports, what sport and what team?

[burtonrules123]

what a great sport to take all those jokes with such grace, he seems to get a kick out of it. even threw a joke himself at the very end lol. seems like a great guy, go Chuck!

[d3mBOiz]

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

[noodow715]

virgin islands became islands when chuck norris hit puberty

[skrinjy39]

there is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures that chuck norris allowed to live ^.^

[noodow715]

death once had a near chuck norris experience

[prisybell]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time is it XD

[noodow715]

chuck norris invented the word perfect when he fucked his first woman

[BHC958]

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse

we now know their descendants as giraffes

[ponychamp94]

chuck norris eats babies and shits delta force team members

[Sovibeans]

If Chuck Norris has five dollars... and you have five dollars... Chuck Norris has more money then you

[ZR1KOH]

@Sovibeans, man I hate this dumb stuff. Let's be real, B R U C E L E E would have kicked this guys ass! Talk about one tough SOB, Chucks 10 year old girls body compared to Bruce's is like comparing a mustang to a ZR-1 Corvette, the corvette being pure force, finesse, power, and speed! Chuck norris, what a joke...

[omhat]

@Sovibeans chuck norris is so humble!

[tjsams18]

lol you can tell he hates all of the jokes but they are great lol.

[JediBlades42]

In an average room, there are 1,342 items Chuck Norris can use to kill you... including the room itself.

[guillermoandtaylor]

when chuck norris eats a penny, he craps out gold bars

[NonGuruGuy]

When Chuck Norris Goes Swimming, Chuck Norris Doesnt get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris

[sychojake3]

chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

[triforce919]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris once squeezed a m&m so hard it turned into a skittle

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a total gym.

[evercool5000]

all of that shit is TRUE!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WALKER TEXAS RANGER??!?!?

[kyleg5359]

@evercool5000 no, you dnt see chuck, chuck sees you....

[Gauntlets]

Chuck Norris should fight Chuck Liddell. Seriously! We've heard all da jokes! They're gettin' old!

[WoodBlock707]

how old is chuck norris he has to be atleast 64 lol

[subwayjared23]

chuck norris doesn't go hunting because the term hunting implies the possibility of failure. chuck norris goes killing.

[boy650]

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

chuck norris can make a fish drown

[Toybox10321]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can SWIM THROUGH LAND!

[sidewinder02]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

[antmanish004]

if you write in google finding chuck norris and click im feeling lucky it says "Google will not search for Chuck Norris becaus =e it knows you do not find Chuck Norris, He finds you"

Suggestions:

Run before he finds you

try a diffrent person

[Toybox10321]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

[antmanish004]

me too lmao

[abrahamadam2]

man, he left out the best one...

...people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[mark256]

Chuck Norris knows there is a better sports show-Period

[xXCYRAXx15]

chuck norris dosent consider it sex if the women survives..

chuck norris made a color darker than black

[kiznxfilmz]

its called jet black :P but chuc kdidn't invent it, and yea i know its a joke but still.

[TAKENnameARGH]

Chuck is nearly 70 yrs old! Fuck me!

[KankuroNoAi]

He seems like such a nice guy, lol.  xD I thought he would have a tougher-sounding voice...

[Kalsh]

Chuck Norris does not go hunting because the word hunting involves the probability of failiure.......Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Drumpowa]

I lost vision in my right eye at 1:15!! 0.X

[IrZeCareBear]

X.0

[zegron]

Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

A: A woodchuck couldn't chuck Chuck, Chuck chucks woodchucks!

[aquinasss]

Je ne comprends pas.

[KUTroy]

would be better if he could read

[FHHut]

Chuck norris is the best!

[gasgasLex]

Poor Chuck, 1 too many face lifts, too many eye lifts, too much hair colour. Go out to pasture old man.

[SlyCracker]

Chuck Norris doesn't get facelifts or eye jobs and he definitely doesn't colour his hair, that's all Norris. You better pray he doesn't see your comment, but he probably has because Chuck Norris sees all.

[chenjo4]

hahahhaahha!! Chuck norris sucks..** i mean ROCKS...!!

[sidewalkpilot]

i am offended at this show title

they might as well called it The Best Mother Fucking Wife Beating Ron Goldman Corpse Eating Show on the Mother Fucking Planet, God Fuckin' Dammit!

[bnapoli]

i fucking love you chuck

[bnapoli]

ahhahaha chuck norris waits

[trooperjoe73]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits!

[stvchelgren]

awsome! This is truly awsome!

[Spiderm4N]

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[MnkMatsumoto]

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