HE Effed MY GF!!!!

[limitedown]

how much does this guy screw up to have soo many cuts in the video

[MatthewDavidCooper]

whats myspace?

[djmordigal]

Wow, Phil's changed quite a bit.

[he7saquu]

This video is sooooooo retro phil

[Podgett]

about the emotion detection machines in airports.. what about schizophrenics? ._.

[sweetmama333]

PRO-BAMA! lol!!! ok back to serious issues..

[crimzino]

Hahaha. 3G and MySpace...Jesus.

[millerjd1981]

In this vid, you said you liked Obama (I must say I never did, haha), how do you feel now?

[wegoAZNDummy]

my work already blocks youtube. it's rather lame.

[MrAbomb234]

Um... We can also be stopped and asked for id in America ... -_-

[annie09emn]

You sound like a sex ed teacher.

"You never know when it's going to happen, so be prepared."

I have a messed up mind.

[loopydollhead]

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

You sound so smart

[AprilTheMusical]

hahaha I came back to the beginning to see younger phil... and he is just as funny now as he was before.

[amandagrajeda]

Haha

[paintballingguy]

My 3g is twice as fast as my 2g. Who is this guy and why do so many people care what he says? People actually listen to this guy?

[BRENOP1]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN AT LEAST 2 DAYS. YOU NOW STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 148 MINUTES AND WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL POP UP IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[Waterbird23]

My math teacher has that chimp poster in his classroom

[wildeyez9669]

omg could u imagine phil on meth & speed at the same time!?!

[HellGirl3421]

at first i thought the tissue at 0:02 wuz a used pad lol

[pitzaboi]

Ya I no getting hurt or felling sad only makes you more human

[amazingcat226]

phil i love u ur amazing lmfao !! keep makeing ur amazing videos !

[crosscountry1225]

Phili see all your haters but bro I love ya... no homo

[goombrows]

OMG PHIL MENTIONED ISRAEL

that's so wierd xD אני מישראל

[riverlioness]

Those long massive lines....omg....airport security...DMV lines....deuchebags of the century. Man, looks like I better cancel that meeting and lunch with clients...son of a bitch. I feel myself beginning to go into a tangent.

[kjohnathan12]

i thought American's greatest enemy was obesity

[lollypopgirldafaggot]

omfg what a coincidence i jammed my toe while surfing today and my toe nail snapped off (yesh, my big toe) and so all i have is this lil midget nail thats trying to grow (that was) under it. i put a bandade on it, and drew a really awkward lookin smiley face. i call it guatto.

[WEAPONISM9]

You know what lovelysmileygirl you suck your dads dick

[lovelysmileygirl]

you know, you suck...

[alikidry]

i dunno...isn't complacency just as bad as ignorance, if not worse?

[fearthepib]

@alikidry. No it's about 10000 times worse.

[PokerChingling]

I love having ADHD, and I take it you enjoy it as well :) When I am bored, I have my own little world. When I am interested, I am so much fun!!

[baseballcatcher08]

HA! he likes obama, sadly

[nicoleniki421]

@thi711 yah he does do u ? ( probably not)

[xxAndreastxx]

wtf?

do you got any problems or are you just fine?

[nirvanarocks15]

I agree, a lot of good things can only happen through pain. I've realized that quite a while ago.

[theartofbreakng2]

Is it just me or are you like a male version of boxxy?

[thi711]

Hey to the queer ass faggot in this video: You have a "GF?"!?!?!

[chrisproxxx]

@thi711 ??? Yeah, he does....

[pat5168]

Took him long enough to make that monkey in the backround a part of his theme song. You comment people need to stop bringing up politics, I watch the Philip Defranco show to forget about all the serious mumbo jumbo.

[pat5168]

took him long enough to make that monkey in the backround a part of his theme song.

[jlalibertee]

whats happening ? i

[bayzarea925]

stupid gary

[HayleyDeeDee]

you are like, way adorable.

[Sodabro999]

Monkey in the backround is like OH SNAP

[victoriad7777]

Very deep day for you, Phil. I appreciated that.

[MindFreak590]

can you please tell me what the song was playing when the camera ads were going on? x3 it sounds sooo sick

[MrRake7]

pause the video at 3:43...

[punkerguitar]

ik this might sound douchy, but i perfered how yu did the show back here then u do now..

[nick830910]

i typed gf in google and this is what came up! WIN

[ironicallypleasing]

to b honest... that thing that sensece fear would suck... when ever i walk through those things i get scared that ill buz.z.. they will pick me up for that!

[phantomzassassin]

i want that monkey poster in the frame

[StupidPopcorns]

ummm how old are you

[mintall1]

I got it Phil,perfect sense.

[birkinsmith88]

you still got that inner ear infection when this was put up? That might explain all the injuries XD

[krim7]

Wow, the show has really evolved since this time! :)

[Horsemen4deth]

Lmao Students against Drunk Driving = SADD

[kornfan95336]

lol jonson.... raywilliamjonson?

[CLMcKnightt]

phil i'm addicted to your show. WORD.

[TheShidiwen]

@CLMcKnightt is that the software you use and add it to the end of everything like? or are you black...

[KitKat1771]

What if you're a person who hates flying-will the sensor detect you as a potential terrorist?

[rcon1012]

MADD is mad at SADD, thus making SADD sad. ummm. yeah. take that.

[neomysterio]

sxephil thinks he is cool but many know that he is a douche.

[vamplycangirlellipse]

@neomysterio he doesnt think he's cool, he KNOWS!

[armin3442]

you didnt get glass in you foot but the thing that makes it easy for handycaped ppl mad you handucaped???

[warlockll]

almost all the time the links in ur vids never work -.-

[writewithblood]

LOL nice vid man :D it's like you are rapping this whole video!

[hinaruto43ver]

the picture link doesn't work and my curiosity has a knife in my back (killing me)

[1pumpkincupcake1]

Haha. Somethings like that happen to me all the time. I didnt have any bandages either. But dont worry. I'm sure what u said made sense, especially to the people that realize a lot of things....

[helloelizabeth]

2:18-2:31

arizona



[kkeewiinn2]

wtf?!

[smith2210]

this guy needs to grow up and face reality. youre not going anywhere with this. get a real job and a life

[Sheawnbio]

@smith2210 and you're not going anywhere with complaining about other people on youtube. my real job and life is masturbating to shit on 4chan.

[gonzalox0666]

i heard that a boy died thinking he could fly with a redbull

[StarcraftGeekThing]

Yeah, theres no winning when you're president or somewhere in the government. No matter what you do, theres always at least 1(or 1,000,000) people that disagree/hate you. Or, even making videos on youtube. Some people might not like the music you play, or the videos you make.

[N8RZZZ]

4:13-4:36

wow, that was the most inspiring 23 seconds if speech I have ever heard,

thank you Phil <3

[toxyoxin]

i used to live in tel aviv israel, lota terror attacks, alot alot alot trust me

[someasshole100]

wow this blows

[VictorphoenixDMvault]

4:16-4:38 Deep Brother Real Deep

[12MandE]

i <3'ed obama

[A1z1u1L]

thumbs up for "don't be so PROBAMA!" lol

[Ozepyon09]

You're a clumsy bastard lol

[Rocoluke27]

I love this video with a passion. I L'dOL so many times

[NorwegianViking321]

you suck subwhore.

[unpalpable7]

I'm playing WoW right now.

- Hope that gave you more self esteem.

[ccrawford444]

ah, furbies. mine would wake up in the middle of the night randomly. it kind of freaked me out.

[MiliebWoW]

@ccrawford444 mine did too...

[bex271]

feeding off emotions?,....thats not the smartest...your emotions could be caused by somthing heavy on ur mind that has nothing to do with terrorist actions.

[justhere4comment]

@bex271 they should keep the current security and add the emotions thingy to it even tho it`ll take more time it might help a lot

[Arontala22]

dayum an ear infection and now this? you needs some lucky charms

[thewhulk]

its funny to see how most Americans think the second the have a new president in 1 month things will change every one is gonna hate obama in 1 year trust me. theres no winning when your president .

[happyn00dleboy]

the play on words that apple did was "twice as fast", but never specified what it's faster then... so it could be twice as fast as tying a letter to a balloon from panama, and hoping someone gets it in sweden, and they cant be sued for that since they never specified what it's faster then

[IamTheScorchedEarth]

@happyn00dleboy im from pamana and you know what dude... youre probably right, i mean we are almost the center of the world and it seems like a lot of people goes thru here, yet we get almost nothing (economically speaking) although we are not a poor country, we get SO MUCH less money than we should... peace from panama city AKA little manhattan

[happyn00dleboy]

@IamTheScorchedEarth well, what i said is more from an argumentative standpoint, i used Panama as an example because it was technically the last country i was in, because i was transferring flights from Ecuador to the US... but the point was to find the loophole in what they said, like with geico saying that you COULD save 15% or more, which makes no promise that you'll save anything; i learned in philosophy class to pay attention to what they say, and this was a perfect example

[IamTheScorchedEarth]

@happyn00dleboy yeah i think i understand. its still sad that we live in a world full of such empty promises

[happyn00dleboy]

@IamTheScorchedEarth that's what happens when we live in a place where people only care about living on the largest amount of money, and only using it for themselves instead of doing something useful with it

[squidb8]

@happyn00dleboy : No it can be reasonably argued that it wasn't necessary to specify faster than, if there was a previous model. Then it can be reasonably understood that the phone is twice as fast as the most recent previous model.

[happyn00dleboy]

@squidb8 then it would say twice as fast as (enter previous model here)... without that specification, it's the same as you CAN save 15% or more, it CAN help reduce cholesterol, it truly is the little things that matter

[squidb8]

@happyn00dleboy: It doesn't need to be expressed if it can be reasonably implied, which I believe it can be.

[happyn00dleboy]

@squidb8 yeah, they implied that it's faster then a previous model, or any other 3g phone, and that the iphone is superior to everything else... but it isn't, because if it was, then they wouldn't have been sued, and they wouldn't have called people idiots, and the simple truth is that people want money, and will say anything to get it, despite the price people have to pay for it

[squidb8]

@happyn00dleboy : Actually they can say that it is unreasonable to assume that they meant similar product made by their competitors, since they lacked the data to back those claims. But they do have the data to back up claims to their own product line.

[happyn00dleboy]

@squidb8 besides, they want you to make that connection without them actually saying it, or guaranteeing anything on their side, which is why they use certain phrases to make you believe you're buying a better product

[squidb8]

@happyn00dleboy : The court sees implied claims that are reasonable as a guaranteed, unless there is a disclaimer somewhere in the ad that says speed may vary.

[kat81771]

i <3 Total Recall

[InKa4484]

mumbai's police officers and lazy ducks. Hmmmm sounds like a great place for a crime spree. I'll bring a loaf of bread and run that town.

[koolkyle1995]

yyuegcjgvmx

vgvgvy

[Oxbowgrubbyfull]

lol at the talking toe

[Oxbowgrubbyfull]

Quit whoring yourself

[Diogonjaco]

LMAO!! I just hit myself in the face.. no wonder i get hurt so often...

ahahaahha

[GAMECITYLEGEND]

When you said, "I just hit myself in the face" i was eating bread and i almost started to choke in it cuz it was sooo funneh

[BAMitzSAM]

lmao! i'm loling so bad at the ''i just hit myself in the face''. i actually am in love with you

[kainniak1]

@BAMitzSAM that is just sad

[dawinata123]

@BAMitzSAM I am too ....but no homo :P

[kevinamuir]

funny enough, red bull did get sued when a university student jumped off a balcony, blabedy bla bla bla...

[KraftTV]

haha yeah, I'm from the UK. They've also raised the smoking age over here to 18 haha.

[thegreatestmoat]

I was having a great day, one of the happiest moments of the past couple months. Enjoying the warm weather, watching the snow melt... I walked onto my porch step and slipped on the ice... sprained my wrist. It made me realize that even when Im doing good, bad things can happen and I can keep going... Good video!!

[kaylaandco15]

The Person that made Furbies is Satan.

[thejeganandmessshow]

obama could be saying "we are now going to kill all white people" and i would still be mesmerized by his smile...

theyre like..pearls..

[showlava]

2:20 the same shit happens in cities all over america

[STLfinezt]

dont be so pro'''u heard the rest ''cool

[piercedsquid]

Biggest enemy in America is ignorance? What about hate? Granted, much hate is due to ignorance, but isn't it much more evil to hate for the its own sake? I'd say the two are neck and neck.

[blustarr09]

"twice as fast for half the price"...that's what she said :D

[AllwayzCrazy]

@blustarr09 omg thats funny i jus realised that .

Lol .

=]

[blustarr09]

@AllwayzCrazy haha, yeah :) thanks

[snowboardzzach]

I like the song at the end :)

[NarutoFan0157]

Its False Advertisement lol .. Damn My media course !

[funkyewan]

First link isn't working and it's making me want to cry.

[renoo27]

"The biggest enemy in America is ignorance." Yeah man! Nicely said.

[PhillipIsAlive]

wow. lol n when is he goin 2 release a new damn video. lol

[Adenzmomma90]

the first 2 minutes where FUNNNNYYYYYYY

[xXxEVILxWAFFLESxXx]

lol hey fancy seeing you here.

[Adenzmomma90]

lmao oh wow :} we think the same.

[Deathdozg]

Omg. Why don't you use that song at the end anymore? It was epic.

[420mmmkay]

FREE MARIJUANA!!!!

that is all.

[Detective4ever]

appreciated  :D

[brittbo2006]

hahah "i just hit myself in the face"

[OneManReunion]

Isn't Phillip DeFranco the douchebag of everyday?

[jfgaleano2]

you rock :)

[trilogy3985]

aspiringactress, you wanna bet on that iv seen it happen at least 10-15 times now to the same group of the ethnic minority as they are all good friends but pretty much once-twice a week when we all go out in london,they still get stopped and asked for there id's

[MusicnTricking]

did he say two thoousand and eight?

[FranSaysYeah]

lol at the talking toe :D

[abtrandymoss]

lmao

[TheAspiringActress]

yes although that law in Britain exists..it is NEVER enforced haha it hardly ever happens.

[JohnsonBubleLover]

Am I the only one who thinks your hot ¬.¬

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

Yeah they can ask you for I.D for no reason, but they won't, because that is just wasting their own time isn't it?

[B3EZ90]

i mean i bet he practices before doing that.

[miszcrzy]

umm News flash phil most place in europe the ask for ID anywhere and everywhere

[myrealnameisleve]

NOT HERE IN HUNGARY!!

Europe sucks though. srsly people only move here if your on vacation. im spending a half a year here cuz of stuffs and what not but i wouldn't be caught dead moving here permanently.

[rmas28]

LMAO 0:45 to 1:00 OMG FUCKING FUNNY SHIT

[Shikamarugirl7]

I agree wih that Obama statement, not necessarily in respects to Obama but I do believe people turn a blind eye to stuff just because they like a leader

my aunt for example thought Bush was a great leader, and although it's fine for people to be patriotic, they should also keep in mind that things can be improved... you know

[RedHotCheerios]

Haha my ipod stopped streaming video at 2:31 n philip looks funnier lol

[JonnuWasHere]

ow.i just hurt myself!damn you phil!

[loloflorio]

that last thing that you said... made sence to me(:

and it just made my day from being really shitty to making me feel a whole lot better(:

[clevelandrcks890]

isreal's goverment is disgusting there sick people, there doing exactly what the nazi's did to jews to the palestinian people.

Barf*

[rcflight13]

how has someone not sued redbull yet? seriously easy money there.

[yaroowtjuh]

jump off a bridge before doing so, :)

[rcflight13]

fuck you it's been so long since my last meal! i miss solid food...

[yaroowtjuh]

eerm, what?

[rcflight13]

do i need to explain all my jokes? sigh i'm so poor i have to choose between games and solid food as apposed to instant macaroni.

[jason8873]

They say at the end of the commercial now, "Does not actually give you wing's". They realize now people may think that it gives you wings and jump off a building and then get sued by the family of the idiot who believed the commercial. Go figure.

[thormaxtwo]

A scanner that can detect emotions in airports? that kinda sounds like a cool thing, but really really stupid. You're gonna get a lot of first time fliers scared out of their minds, and then have security tackling them... That's a really stupid thing to have at an airport... Just saying.

[P1RH4NA]

wow irony hit imself in the face with a first aid kit smooooth

[BlindParasite]

but phil i really did grow wings

[Lemmingologist]

We should sue red bull for false advertising

[bizzle1783]

dude did we really need to know you penetrated your girl with your big toe

[TTUnforgettable]

Dude I want to be friends with you! you're friggin tight!

[GeorginaTheAwesome]

THARR BE NO NIKON LINK.

D:

Darn you for lying, Philip DeFranco. Darn you.

[sharma19143]

Hey Phil =D i'm from India and i actually think what u said was right with all those Mumbai attacks, people dying and all. cause one day, two cops went up to a guy and told him to give them like 45 rupees which is like.. a dollar and fifteen cents in Canada.. yes i live in Canada, I'M SAD! but then he refused, the cops took him in and the two lost their jobs. True Douchebags of the freaking Human Existence... but most of the stuff say is right.. u make it sound so funny too :|