Mock the Week- Deleted Lines From a Fantasy Film

[roothy109]

4:08 what is andy doing with his legs??

[TheSinliner]

Awwww they knew the question already, when he asks the second question frankie boyle is already halfway thru his joke, no matter how funny people think he is no one can be that quick. And yes i realise the screen changed a split second before he announced it but its pretty obvious that this was rehersed.

[Alizastack]

I COME FROM SWANSEA and it's shitter than Mordor

[lotsoffun]

these are sooooo bad

[LeadSunglasses]

@venix946 Uh, it's Fritzl... Look it up xD

[theodoroussnorous]

if frankie was not scottish i would have no purpose in life.

[UTBSutoko]

2:20 - Gets me every time.

[Hjgduyhwsgah1]

@Cujoh I myself am not that up to date on recent events, but the Fritz family was a father who abused (or raped?) his family.

[Cujoh]

Who's the Frizzel family?

[Venix946]

@Cujoh

The Fritz family, you idiot.

[blainyrules]

@Cujoh *Fritzl

[jakehall331]

i love it when frankie makes a joke that none of them want to follow

[DILLzWEAzY]

Get women off the show!!!!!!

[LegalVampire]

@DILLzWEAzY Ew. Shut up, you sexist. You don't even understand your own prejudice - if a man had said her jokes I'm guessing you'd find them funnier. Do you understand why that is? No? Educate yourself, and think before you open your mouth because you could offend people.

[MattMetalMayho]

That woman is such a fox!

[mwfcp]

Pause and hit 0

Angry Irishman kills innocent youtube viewer..

[GeneralGuitFiddle]

Frankie always comes back to the HIV/AIDS jokes, but they still catch me off guard.

[DocTani]

aslan joke rofl

[MisterYass]

frankie smashed it

[MrEunicelj]

what does this guy says when he jokes, i squeezed it with mi tits with mi breast and whaaaat?

[TheNEZENEZ]

@MrEunicelj Do you mean when Frankie says: "that's my milk in the fridge; I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice"?

[astroboirap]

dara looks like a startled potatoe

[Animalcrossing95]

Theres just two of us, well three if you count God! :D .....

XD!!

[eclectica1]

Lucy Porter IS funny, it's just that her humour doesn't really come across well in Mock The Week's format.

[ProtestTheIndie]

The irony that Frankie's beard is ginger...

[fishiepie13]

3:14 did you see Russell's eyebrows twitch

[LAURAISUNDERYOURBED1]

I'd give it a few minuetes in there. THAT ONE COULD TALK."

[benanderson95]

I goggled it. Panic over.......I guess

[benanderson95]

I don't want to sound retarded but whats a flatmate?

[EjvindDark]

@benanderson95 "Roommate".

[sezyl486]

@benanderson95 A person that you share a flat with.

[kellycol1000]

@benanderson95 it's a person or a friend who you share a flat with

[MRsuperSexyNumberOne]

aslan haha

[TheJesterBase]

Aslan haha!

[francis080072]

i dont get the one about john and the kids???

[ECWhead28]

@francis080072 theres no action or fantasy, its just two guys meeting in the street

[NexusDarkworld338]

grey faction book one - new fantasy book!

[hugamumfterwoof]

who's teh lillte lady, no pun intended

[silarnon]

@hugamumfterwoof Lucy Porter

[HellKaiserRika]

With you, I can... BE MY REAL SELF!

[mushypotatokingdom]

dara's got vampire teeth jeezus

[jamjar10101]

drag it back to 0.00 and take a look at Dara's expression!

[ikazooka]

greg's joke on the fantasy films was the best one, totally killed me

[DeathMetalRegulator]

from a fantasy film , not from lord of the rings or harry potter!

[TheEliseylou]

@DeathMetalRegulator They are fantasy films!

[Douchiemcgigglestein]

@DeathMetalRegulator Lord of the Rings is fantasy and so is Harry potter. They are Fantasy films and books

[DeathMetalRegulator]

@Douchiemcgigglestein i understand they are fantasy films,,i aint some retard, my point is cant they think of any others than these two films

[garyjamestaylor]

Lucy Porter rocks!!!

[sarnieken]

Comedy AND Lucy Porter. Schwiing!!!! :-)

[georgie491]

Hugh dennis delivers his lines hilariously.

[bloodred32567]

'you alright john how's it going alright?, yeah, how's the kids, alright, see you later'

[HaydnM35]

The Swansea joke destroyed me, hahahahaaa

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

That one could talk.

[blondeybaby23]

That little woman is SO cute.

[charlieharlot]

That last joke from Frankie detrooooyed me ahahahah. Thanx for these.

[xMsGhostGirlx]

hahahahahahah 'Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?'

'No Edmund, we found your porn stash!' Russel Howard you Legend!

[HillyOTM]

that loo roll joke sounds too familiar... I hate student housing

[englishguy2010]

How did the points go to Andy, Lucy and Russell, when on the other side you have Frankie and Hugh, who are both f*cking hilarious? Andy isn't that funny, Lucy is crap (but very adorable) and Russell is 'vaguely amusing'.

[wtficantgetausername]

i dnt get the birmingham joke explain...

[YwehChewY]

that split second of silence after frankie says "IM NOT A DWARF IM A LESBIAN" makes it even funnier

[TheBazman111]

ok there is one way to find out who ate my yoghurt an aids test brilliant.

[TheBazman111]

in the wardrobe we found a magical compartment that lead to the fritzel family i love frankies offensivness fucking legend.

[WazzuppMusic]

I am Aslan, formed by the merge of Asda and Matalan XD

[afkj2507]

I AM ARLENE PHILLIPS!!!!!!

[ManUMan2008]

@neekface Greg Davies was basically joking that normal, everyday conversations like that never occur in fantasy films. I thought it was hilarious tbh.

[ILikeToMong]

Frankie loves AIDS

[Vicster200]

I wish Swansea was twinned with Mordor! Would've made exchange trips a lot more exciting. XD

[DeathMetalRegulator]

@Unionjaxx121 diggy diggy hole! lol

[ThePaperCUTS]

@Unionjaxx121 You're a BlueXephos/Yogs cast fan I take it? :)

[KuramaZeyurai]

@Unionjaxx121 fuck off u gay fag

[dimondcage]

I AM ASLAND

[sharkey500]

Who is the tall guy?

[WerewolfLover13]

@sharkey500 Greg Davies :) Wicked Comedian :P

[Fanofflame]

keep tapping 1 .......have fun guys

[Fanofflame]

@Fanofflame sorry tap 0

[adalad209]

female comdians are shit!

[neekface]

I don't get the hows the kids joke? Someone explain pls

[Rsssproductions]

Arrgh! A tennis ba- I mean a troll!

[dizziee0fly]

aww did anyone see russle let lucy go!?

[speedysnorlax]

"Yoghurt"

[MsAbixxx]

I am Harry Potter. The boy who lived. The chosen one. The youngest seeker in a century. Winner of the Triwizard Tournament. Dragon rider. Successful Auror and killer of He Who Must Not Be Named, The Dark Lord Voldemort......

Please leave a message after the tone XD

[gr33nandpurpletictac]

that john joke took balls

[leapoffaith20]

I want to do naughty, naughty things with Lucy Porter.

[goosoid]

@leapoffaith20 You could throw her round the bedroom like a rag doll

[leapoffaith20]

@goosoid Not QUITE what I had in mind.

[KyoXAnskima]

@leapoffaith20 You will have to get past me doing them first ;-)

[SiliconBong]

Wait in line, leapoffaith20.

[DarkSphinxx]

@leapoffaith20 LOL

[Konohagakure8]

@DarkSphinxx

shes so unfunny its funny

[Jenya1234WantsARiot]

Frankie Boyle actually is soo funny xD

[honorkendall]

Dara does look like a vampire sometimes

[ForeverYoungBabeey]

anyone else noticed what andy does at the very start?

[MMOTT51]

Have you seen "The one where Joey kills everybody?"ahahaaa

[musicalkaratekid]

The ginger joke by frankie was epicXD

[DelTheBoy]

4:08 what's going on with Andy Parson's legs?

[ThatRandomThing]

4 people ate Frankie's "yoghurt"

[hana848]

im not a dwarf im a lesbian! LOL

[TheEddster]

Greg Davies is hilarious!

[AlwaysThere4YouX]

once u watch one of these videos u can't be content until u've seen a dozen more . . .

[pisswizzard]

@AlwaysThere4YouX Look at the 'Too Hot For TV' ones....I have the DVD and its fucking hilarious!

[AlwaysThere4YouX]

@pisswizzard k thanks! so funneh!! XD

[AbuM3an]

what did he mean by the hoover joke? thanks in advance..

[n1cks0an]

@AbuM3an Implying the hoover is powerful after putting it on his penis.

[123thechloeb]

look at russell at 2:00 he looks like a chimpanzee with big teeth lol....

otherwise he is soo gorgues

[Elestareus]

Brilliant !

[ilizashlesingerrocks]

An aids test!

[TalonMercenary]

 that woman wasnt funny at all!!

[polkaface9]

HE STOLE IT FROM ME MY PRECIOUS MY, Oh now its in my pocket... xD II DIED OF LAUGHTER

[akrock47]

stop at 0:14, russels face!! priceless :D

[Oohlaful]

im not a dwarf im a lesbian!

[dylanoneill2011]

have you seen the one were joey kills everone

[GeorginaO89]

I luved the Ginger joke about rons swine flu! I really like Lucy porter! :D

[gadfageyar]

the arlene philips one kills me!

[vicrum22]

that girl is NOT funny. shes well annoying.

[conceptual0theorist]

@vicrum22 yea she is fail.

[jamesyman97]

Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe... No Edmond we found your porn stash :L:L

[Mole1992]

frankie boyle is just the best

[555coldfire]

Press 0. Dara knows where you live.

[blusla]

am I the only one who finds a Birmingham joke funny?

[RoaccVideos]

@blusla

I live in Birmingham. The jokes are brilliant :D

[DannyEastes]

@blusla nope, and im actually FROM Birmingham xD

[WickedMargot]

@blusla I'm not a Brit, can you explain why is it funny? :)

[thereeldeel07]

Greg Davies at his best loool

[thunderpants2202]

If you pause at 0:00.. Dara looks very angry o:

[minislim5]

hey you said there wasnt enough room to swing a cat in here look at this mewoowwwwwwwwwwww theres loads room lol brilant

[Gn00bie]

that women isnt funny

[ragerancher]

Lucy Porter is so adorable. Shame she isn't funny but such a bubbly character.

[JimJamsfreakness]

"This will never work Frodo!!!" hahahahaha class man class haha!! hahaha greg davies is so funny!!!

[JimJamsfreakness]

"This will never work Frodo!!!" hahahahaha class man class haha!!

[liveforever36]

That woman is not funny. She's thick!

[Clovertjuh]

Pause at 0:34 and 0:36 haha :D

[caroegc]

@96JackF it's such a plain, average line that you would hear in everyday life so it wouldn't be in something like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter etc...

[Oggitai]

this will never work frodo....

[92Louisesmith]

'I am Aslan! Formed by the merger of ASDA and Matalan' and 'My prescious! He took it... my presc... oh no, here it is in my pocket' HAHAHAHA LOLZ

[lorna808]

one of the best bits of mock the week ever XD

[HimeofManga]

At 2:18 it looks like Dara has fangs!

[waylander1978]

Greg Davis was clearly loving evrey second of that joke with Lucy!

Can't say I blame him though, woof woof!

[Tvcritic1997]

"I an aragorn. Son of aragoth. Heir to esildor and part of the fellowship of the ring... Please leave a message after the tone.

Lol

[96JackF]

hey could someone tell me what greg david means wen he's like "alright john,hows a goin,fine,hows kids ? im confused

[lowellriggsiam]

@96JackF There was nothing to understand. The humor was in that it was pointless.

[PS3TotalOGx]

@96JackF It's just the sort of line you would never hear in a fantasy movie.

[Alexmo555]

2:55 - 3:00

I am so gonna say that to my roomates in college!

[Pantraimos]

3:30 Aw Russell is such a gentleman x)

[adzbuh]

someone explain frankies last joke the yogurt one

[reayadam]

@adzbuh

It wasn't yoghurt, it was sperm. He was joking that he had AIDS

... I think

[xxteamedwardxx01]

Russell and the cat joke :) <3

[martha368]

i LOLD at the asda/matalan one!

[TriggerHappy971]

Life support - fantastic :P That guy is awesome!

[phoenixfriend]

If you don't think I'm a nosy bastard, why did you write that in your diary? Lol!

[BurgieRachael]

I am Aslan. Formed by the murderer of Asda and Matalan. SO FUNNY:-)

[kontakkis]

@BurgieRachael funny, but it's merger not murderer lool

[BurgieRachael]

@kontakkis whatever.

[Dramaqueen25594]

why is it that hardly any female comedians are funny?

[zzzcoriezzz]

@Dramaqueen25594 strange but now you mention it its true

[xchelseagalx]

i love this! its soo funny, but the woman is shit.

[BurgieRachael]

I don't know why your so upset harry. The original Dumbledore died 3 films ago, and no-one gave a shit! lolz.

[nashychillin]

"Alright John?, Hows It Going alright, Yeah, Hows The Kids?, Right, See Ya Later"

CLASS!!

[ImAnotherZang]

@nashychillin i think he said "chum"....but still. epic.

[tottle91]

@nashychillin Wheres it from?@?

[Hanneybob]

I dont know why your getting so upset harry .... the orginal dumbledore died 3 films ago and noone gave a shit .. PRO !! :D <3

[LiquidFail]

I wish I could erase my memory and watch all of this again lol

[daveytay]

Greg Davies is such a character!

[Spimona]

Haha.... Im not a dwarf im a lesbian!!

[yoyochloeyoyo]

"If you don't think i'm a nosey bastered then why did you write that in your diary?!"

[garethkielty]

@yoyochloeyoyo yes...i watched this too. doesnt mean i have to qoute it

[yoyochloeyoyo]

"I'm not a dwarf, i'm a lesbian!" LOOL

[dereksdragonpit]

Mock the week has to be one of the best comedic shows on tv these days...

Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe No Edmund we found your porno stash.... classic

[chocomog35]

'This will never work, Frodo' I love Greg Davies.

[Danielthephenom]

THIS WILL NEVER WORK FRODO