How to Survive 2012

[thehackerguy1000]

Tip

Go to Africa

(With bug spray)

[elijah2251]

lol XD it 2012 right know -_- so i was saying you dick u said dirty mexican i like 2012 thers 20 foot tital coming ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn for your life and stop crying you stupid billy kid lol

[retabiyo]

the mayan calendar ends because they wouldnt write a never ending calendar,,, they just got tired or extinguished.. that's all ¡¡¡

[AlbertWesker1337]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2013! XD

[Garikinci]

thums up for its 2012 :3

[Fingernailfilms]

@Wylecoyote65 know it all dipshit

[XxDeeIsMeexX]

i heard its not the end but a new begining that something would happen and change the world on how we understand it today o.o history channel ftw xO

[dogolog22]

@XxDeeIsMeexX thats what Ive been told, but none the less. shit like WWIII is gonna go down someday.

[wylecoyote65]

one of the reasons they think the world is gonna end is because the mayan calender ends. what happens when a calender ends tho??? it restarts. in 2000 people thought that everything electric would malfunction because the clocks on them didn't have enough room to fit a 2 in the thousands digit. they only went to 1999, but instead of malfunctioning they just restarted when y2k came around and they would say, for instance, Jan 1, 0001. Knowledge! :D i dont think the world's gonna end in 2012

[Lennyyy13]

Oh how to survive? Stop caring too mutch, be what ever religion you want to, and just f*cking be yourself.

[DarrionHerndon]

Only the government knows is going to happen and if I does they have underground bunkers for the wealthy and the government/Elite and let the normal people fight for them self

[Deisy5086]

@DarrionHerndon If you believe in 2012 you are retarded.

[ZarkDragon]

the world won't end, its just the illuminati talking over and killing everyone...

[petersmellsrealbad]

A lot of you people say nothing will happen but just be prepaired. Don't just think that nothing will happen anything can happen you got to think what if. Are you ready..

[Deisy5086]

@petersmellsrealbad Im Catholic. The bible says man cannot predict when the world will end. I feel plenty safe with 2012, and still feel safe if I die. Either way, shit happens

[thillerkid]

they just do this shit to scare people! they say it every year! ITS NOT HAPPENING!

[urosmitrovic98]

@thillerkid I agree they talked about that, that 2000 is the end and it didn't hapen

[thillerkid]

at least someone belivies me :)

[haseosango]

@thillerkid i belive its going to happin

[urosmitrovic98]

@thillerkid =D

[sb9998]

Its just going to be like may 23 it will be on the news all day and they will say nothing has happened yet folks

[DarastrixiReOkh]

i know whats going happen ABOUSTLY NOTHING

[friedie1jeff]

Outstanding! Bravo!

[Frickitall]

I always thought I was black and now I see that I am just a dirty Mexican. lol

[TheDarkie12]

bullshit 

[punish0]

in 2012 is football championships in ukraine and poland -.- thats end of world.

[chpu0008]

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[Mirtha623]

Dirty mexican? how offensive!

[ege1993]

@Mirtha623 fuck off

[slipknothouse999]

@Mirtha623 true

[L4Dhunterdude]

TV: Im here to help you survive 2012!

TV:*Kids running, cats fighting, Gay parade, Donkey kong swinging to his house to fuck peach*

Guy: O_O

[123ismail1231]

this is shit, u didnt even say how to survive

[rodneyirani]

Hahhhahhahaahahahaaa. This is great!!

[Jrockershadow]

lol i love this

[btyler4606]

Must...not...laugh.... 

[TheNightsMoon]

Then you're FUCKED!

[blackberries69]

Mayans aren't "Mexican". get your facts straight.

[TheRedwolf11]

@blackberries69 They're FRENCH!

[aleGMello]

stupid, racist, I'm part MEXICAN but funny :/

[blober55]

just becase theirs no 2021 donsent mean I can laff at this shit

[jamesbond0096]

Listen to me, soldier! You can still survive this! You've got to pull yourself together and stop thinking about your death. Stop thinking about your death!

[thedanphillips]

Ohhhhh shit hahahaha

[Cassanova1111]

place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!

fuck all them greasey beaners

[Cassanova1111]

place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!

[ChrisRedfieldChannel]

obama expired early than i thought! he brought darkness in the world.

[spicneo]

The end of the world...religion and end of the world nut jobs make a lot of money putting this fear in people... look first of all nothing last forever NOTHING...so why spend your last remaining days making someone else rich, someone who instead of telling you"it's just part of existence" would rather put fear in peoples minds in order to get them to make money seriously ,life is short and one day you will be old or dying and your going to ask your self "what the fuck did i do with my life?"

[lunakittypet]

lol "u dont? then youre screwed!"

[cenyan13]

there is no 2012

[attckonutube]

退屈 退屈 退屈 退屈 镗 镗 镗 镗 chinese moda fucka

[ExXciZionN69]

@AceofRazgriz2011 sir, im gonna have to ask you to calm down

[123ismail1231]

@ExXciZionN69 u got that from "how to annoy people on black ops" :)

[ExXciZionN69]

@123ismail1231 wuts call of duty? all i play is black ops :| hahahah

[limput2]

@ExXciZionN69 noob

[ExXciZionN69]

@limput2 im noobtastic

[beastmomohi18]

101 people are still friends with that Mayan kid

[ExXciZionN69]

@AceofRazgriz2011 so the mayans wanted money? ... douchebag all of the things predicted by the mayans have happened dumass

[Keitaro2011]

@ExXciZionN69 Can you actually back this up? What kind of things have they predicted?

Also, the Mayans NEVER said the world would end on December 21, 2012. It's just the start of a new calendar cycle. It will be 13.0.0.0.0.0.0

[ExXciZionN69]

@Keitaro2011 i'll send you a message, cus it wont fit on a comment

[StripyIce]

the mayans actually said the world isnt going to end, they jsut said there calender runs out, it's only idiots who are thinking that

[MrGow356]

How to survive the pimp way:

1. get your xbox 360 controller

2. throw it at your computer

3. cry becuase you broke your computer

4. guess what you got mad so much you just caused 2012 asshole

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[azzerbean1]

my pepsi expires on the 22nd of 2012

[xXxJokerManxXx]

i already survived 2012 by not believing to these kind of shit

[TheDustinnguyen]

if that video was created in the 1900's, then that kid wouldn't have to worry.

[YouAteMyWaffles]

wait one second my jaffa cakes expire on the 1st of january 2013.. !

[emirthecet]

JUST CALL IN YOUR PREDATOR MISSILE!

[gerry7man555]

my cereal expires on 2015 :)

[AedanBlackheart]

All I could think of was 3 Dog or some other radio broadcast saying this from Fallout 3 XD

[devillif311]

@AceofRazgriz2011 lol i would love to see your face when there would be a planet 3 times as big as the moon, right in the sky. You will see...

[Theuser239]

thats not true no one knows when and how it will end only god does and yes i said god so what im christian

[Gatazzzable]

2012 is soo not happening cuz my yoqurt expires on 2013 :D

take that

[dier1997]

dirt mexican? bitch stfu gtfo yuh white trash!

[MultiRump]

its the 21st century. we have computers, cars, and cellphones. we no longer live in a time when people were afraid of sailing off the edge of the earth. and yet some douches still believe the world might end in 2012 just like how they thought it would in 2000 and may 21 2011. shame shame.

[2012theprophecy]

The whole world is in Crisis, I suppose that 2012 will come with a lot of changes that revolution the people lifestyles and more... If you like more info here is my blog 2012theprophecy(dot)com/blog

Thanks guys!

[Infamousklan]

wtf mayans aint mexicans... they central americans u dumb fuck

[TheKitty3216]

Fuk you I'm mexican :P

[borrorx4]

like this if your watching in 2013

[SnoopyPoopyDog101]

you do have a panic room dont you

(no)

oh then your fucked

[maxijonson]

lol the end was at the corner and he got time to watch a movie

[huntekiller1]

Then look at your mirror. At least be grateful your alive with your family and friends and don't be afraid of the world is going to end at least have a smile and tears on your face for one last time because you may have a new life to begin with. Don't thumbs up or downs on me because what I'm trying to say is enjoy your damn life because time goes by secs.

[huntekiller1]

What I believe those who are actually are against mexican or latin people are really stupid but what I also see on the news the mexican people are killing each other. About the end of the world is not likely isn't exactly going to end and I didn't say its not. What I am trying to say is that we didn't see it or feel it that it had to come but because how selfish we are that our world is disappointed on us. All the disasters,war,violence,and diseases are increasing. Look at ourselves....

[Yowiehunters]

Classic!!!! Loved it.

[Backamby]

Acually 2012 is just a big event not the end of the world -.-

[Ya55aR]

Ahhhhhhhhhh these shows r making me woried

[coollord300]

i dont know why people are freaking out its just the end of a calender... thats like if everyone who uses our calender dies and hundreds of years later people dig it up saying we were "so advanced" and that the world would end on dec 31.

[WinstonAzul]

A todos los mexicanos, es una broma!

[msheartsloveable]

You white people are just jelous cuz we don't have to go on a tanning be to be tan... Were natural : ) you also jelous cuz the only brown part of you is your asshole...

[ChadRoblox]

@msheartsloveable atleast we dont have the skincolor of an asshole u asshole

[coollord300]

@ChadRoblox why are you fighting about skin color on a video thats about the end of the world

[ChadRoblox]

@coollord300 ok good point but he just randomly said that for no reason

[coollord300]

@ChadRoblox yea thats true

[msheartsloveable]

Stupid bitchs WTF! I'm Mexican & I DON'T belive in this ! & I am not dirty! You dirty whities came from another country too so don't trip! We are all people with eyes arms legs & everything else! BTW I'm not even Mayan! Like this if you Mexican & proud of it!!!!!!!!

[ZacEatsWorld101]

@msheartsloveable lol you got no likes! Nobody is proud to be a mexica! ahahahaha

[draugelisbl]

consumer

[lulu2dani]

how come these are all in black and white with kids named Billy? lol

[lulu2dani]

@AceofRazgriz2011 Whether its real or not people will be in panic and chaos will ensue. Its best to be prepared for any kind of disaster.

[Lipgloss2247]

Whoever thinks that that the world will end in 2012.......RAPE URSELVES BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FMmadness]

i know how to

just stand still cos it will never happen

[leomar211928]

mexicans are the best im a white girl and love mexicans i wish i was one too

[harryahmed420]

@leomar211928 want a taco up ur butt

[BanThePatriotTV]

how to survive: Get beer or whatever and fucking party your ass off

[aaallleeexxx71]

2011 ah ready

[xladyxluxuriax2010]

fuck u im mexican

[claytonmills77yahoo]

SNEEBLE!

[TheStargatefan12]

Christians have a prety nice way of thinking: Pray towards your god till 21-st december 2012 and kiss his feet/toes. That ALWAYS helps.

[parker9a10]

STEP 1: DONT COMMIT SUICIDE AND UR GOOD U SURVIVE:) THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE

[Aberforthlongbottom]

im mayan and i am really offended you dirty person who made this vid

[joshyboy1131]

@Aberforthlongbottom aww thats cute there are no mayos left you stupid fuck

[fangboy546]

It was so funny it made you forget that there will be global power outages and possibly a volcanic winter for several years

[idontknowwhyimcrazy]

''You do have a panick room dont you,'' Billy shakes no. ''Oh, well then, your FUCKED.''

[Centralboiz]

Why is it that 85% percent of ppl in this country hate on mexicans if u dislike mexicans so much grow a pair and tell it to there faces not by writing it on a wall or a dollar bill stop being such pussies and man up. If u whites can take The time to molest ur own kids, take the time to look at a Mexican in the face and let them know how u feel. Don't reply to this rating by talking crap cuz if u do ur more than likely a pussy!

[jsfr1209]

@Centralboiz We hate mexicans cuz their immigrants

[leomar211928]

@jsfr1209 and we hate u cus u a stupid rasist lazzy ass muthafuker fuk u hoe as bitch hatter

[jsfr1209]

@leomar211928 ITS THE TRUTH

[GeminiNoArmando666]

@jsfr1209

haters gonna hate =D

[fasteddy555]

WEIRD... I'M MEXICAN, AND I DIDN'T FIND IT OFFENSIVE. GUESS IT'S BECAUSE IT'S INTENDED TO BE FUNNY!!

[JBlitzed]

lol is all i have to say

[aggeboooii]

what the FUCK is this shit

[blane324036]

Now everyone listen the world is not going to end god said he would never destoy earth again.

thank you

Bradford

[potctk]

@blane324036 yes it is going to end, abunch of stupid, crazy people who dont wear pants said it is so it must b true lol bvut realy i dont beleive it will we all no it wont just look at are history, such as oh idk y2k, did we die? i dont think do

[Jovijov]

SMH

[krispykola]

Isnt it funny that this guy makes one mexican joke and everybody crys their ass off when people make an american joke and everyone thinks its the funniest thing in the world. it just makes me so mad that people hate racist jokes, but then if an american is involved, its completely okay. please, enough with "americans are fat and stupid" its not offensive as much as it is annoying. yeah, some of us are stupid, but then again other people are stupid in this world. so please, dont hate. appreciate

[harmageden]

I wonder how many people have died , worrying about dying .

[rororunners2]

only god our creator knows when the world will end.all these people who says they know when the world will end or they say god tells them when the world will end they dont know.god did not even tell jesus when the world will end so why would he tell them

[10987654321tyler1]

the world was supposed to end on 2000 and it didn't the world was supposed to end on May/21/2011 and it didn't who ever thinks they know when the world ends is stupid! god the maker of heaven and earth is the only one who knows when the world will END!!!!!!!! so i give every world will end video a 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EchoEnMexico420]

stupid white people

[cordovachuchin]

who ever made this video is a dumbass low life cracker get a real job

[spicychoccookies]

How to survive:

1. Get your favorite beer/drink/cocktail

2. Sit back

3. Laugh at the believers on the 22nd

[thunderlord2200]

@spicychoccookies

u never no it could save ur life putting ur house up to get cash out of it to build a $100,000+++++ shelter....

or what i do (or not) by as much drinks and girls and sit down watch then ending.. xD or watch the evasion or the zombie out brake.. xD lol

but i hate to say i do be-leave in this. xD

nothing i can do tho. i have no cash.lol

[Greenzone3002]

RASIST AND USELESS 2012 IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN IDIOT

[marmelade8]

Haha its funny every One is raging about the mexican thing

[theclate]

Dumb asses do you know most of you might be part mexican like if your spanish you are mexican if you live in states like california neveada arizona you probrably are mexican if your ancesters lived in those states you might be mexican

[TheRegalKing1]

You do have a panic room dont you *nods head* Then your fucked.

[StudioHawk]

I'd rather bring a first aid kit xD

[MrClutchzzz]

RaSiSt MoThEr Fucker

[MrShaggyfan]

What THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM HOW WOLUD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO YOU IDIOT

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

@MrShaggyfan over reaction much?

[HarryPotter3700]

If the world does end in 2012, at least I wont have to worry about keeping my grades up to graduate high school

[bnjnbvchjh]

72 dirty mexicans are gone !

[ReaperSpirit17]

i like the ending part "If all else fails seek refuge in ur family panic room...You do hav a panic room dont you? (mouths panic room,an shakes head) OH....THEN UR FUCKED (DUN DUN DAAA) 2012,AND YOU" @ 2:23

[dylanmcferrenreturn]

Lol, If you don't have a panic room, YOUR F**KED!

[MrVideogamesfreak]

dirty white bitch

[79blackout]

wat u got on mexicans!!!!!!were not dirty.u freckin american ppl dont no the shit they talk about.YOU R THE ONE WHO IS DIRTY

[MrRoflbladez]

@79blackout uhh you do realize this is a video on youtube right? just checkin

[esmayorga]

I just love how the american government treats ist peopel, scaring them to dead and pushing them to produce such shity stoff! I just can't wait to see what kind of secret project kills those ignorants.

The Maya kid is a Red Skin, not a Maya...And the din't began the hole thing, they fortold it.... Of course the American army is gonna make it "real" for you, guys. Time to kiss your ass goodbye!

[ABlitz96]

@esmayorga Bro, it's a joke.

[rjcooler]

@Weazelation You mean 3...?

[suplolgaga]

Ur momma is a dirty ass Bitch ass Hole

[TheRonaldo6675]

GO FUCK YOU SELF YOU FUCKING WHITE SON OF A BITCH YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

[rudylpez123]

Fuck You! Dude I Got Pissed "Dirty Mexican" Really And What About Stupid And Asshole America!

[chinoakaelguapo]

im mexican n im high n i thought this was funny as fuk hahaha

[browseupload33]

Were are all the really ''how to survive 2012''?

[vipgirls2009]

who ever made this video will not survive.

nor shall your family.

you have cursed yourself and your family.

GOD BLESS YOU.

[lagarita20]

U or Pussy Ass Ho U Or Racist Ass ho U Or Un Pinche Girngito O Un Pinche CHanog puto

[Kenny123456ish]

God himself said that NO ONE, not even the ANGELS in HEAVAN knows the DAY!

[ferchosarmy]

Ha ha, mexicans are really pissed off by this video.

Anyway, we're all gonna die bitches. Accept it.

[paniporn]

keep pressing 5

[EnriqueTV1]

fuck this bull shit..

[ThePirateSteelShow]

kill all mexicans problem solved

[malli49]

BLA BLA

[MultiAdolfo15]

rasict



[Kenny123456ish]

@MultiAdolfo15 RASIST YOURSELF BITCH! YOUR A RASIST BY CALLING HIM RACIST! Stupid Racisit FUCK!

[khorat77]

haha now that the dirty mexican is gone that shit is awesome

[Bdawkins11]

2012 the year without a superbowl possibly COQUINCIDENS?

[40000iraq]

thats racist

[mayimbin]

DIRTY LOL NOT APRIOPATED

[Baldwlnpark]

O and by the way if you duck and cover from a nuclear bomb you'll still get the radiation on your body...

[Bluecandance123]

FUCK YOU DON'T SAY DIRTY MEXICAN YOU STUPID FUCKING PRICK WHITE TRASH I USE YOU TO WIPE MY ASS

[eragonrex1]

@Bluecandance123 Calm down dirty mexican

[Lego8613]

@Bluecandance123 Dude calm down, if you want to report that video, please do so, no need to use foul language on the comment page.

[justsuperme2]

f u for saying were a drity mexicans

[PoLaRIV]

Lol this was pretty good

[DaisySpring5]

Dirty Mexican? -.- *unsubbs*

[MrBoxen]

9.11.01 (9/11)

Plus

3.11.11 (japan earthquake)

Equals 12.20.12 but I think it won't happen

[Baldwlnpark]

@MrBoxen 9/11 had nothing to do with nature, it had to do with planes and I'm guessing the mayans knew all bout planes then?

[MrBigEnchilada]

if all else fails there's facepalm 

[CallOfDutyLocc]

stupid ppl believin in 2012